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Old 07-13-2003, 03:43 AM   #101
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Roya: ner...I swear ta drunk i aint god! er.....tha didna coom out righ..... eh...ell wif it! i'll ave anooother piiiint!
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You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
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Old 07-13-2003, 03:53 AM   #102
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*Then Katt pulled out aan of whipped cream.*

Katt: *looking crazed* I'll do it! I swear I'll do it! then you'll all be sorry!

Roya: Don't do it Katt!

Katt: *cackles* I know how to get inside your brains. I can give you eroticly evil thoughts that you didn't even think were possible to think!

Emy: Stop!

*Everyone was on their feet now*
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I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do.
I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse.


"Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."
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Old 07-13-2003, 04:00 AM   #103
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*CRACK!! Roya hit Katt really really hard over the head and she passed out*

Roya: weeell, that takes care o that!
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They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
For they have their own thoughts.
You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.
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Old 07-13-2003, 04:07 AM   #104
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Emy: Or does it? *twitches*

Roya: What?

Emy: *cackles* HA! You think you can get rid of me that easily? I am inside all evil minds! I will not be vanquished! *faints*

Roya: Emy?

Emy: *wakes up* Aaa! Oh Roya! It was horrible! And yet, somehow *smiles/twitches* pleasent.

Roya: CURSE YOU KATT!

OOC: I think you got a quest on your hands!
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I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do.
I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse.


"Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."
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Old 07-13-2003, 04:10 AM   #105
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Roya: *beats unconcious form of Katt*
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They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
For they have their own thoughts.
You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.
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Old 07-13-2003, 04:14 AM   #106
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OOC: Fun! I can play Emy for a while!

Emy: Are you sure that's a good idea? She likes pain. You just might be encouraging her. She might posess you next.
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I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do.
I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse.


"Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."
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Old 07-13-2003, 09:36 PM   #107
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Roya: she knows i will kill her in cold blood if she so much as tries!
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They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
For they have their own thoughts.
You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.
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Old 07-20-2003, 03:23 AM   #108
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Emy: Actually, that might possibly be considered not cold blood, seeing as she's infringing upon your rights as a human being and a citizen...eh...
Roya: *gives Emy a very strange look* Uh...perhaps you haven't had enough to drink?
Emy: Perhaps you are correct on this particular point. Where's the rum?

*sees big pile of burning stuff*

*goes up to the person standing by the pile of burning stuff. realizes they've all been suddenly transported to a remote tropical island.*

EMy: WHy is the rum gone?!

RANDOM PERSON: Because it's vile and you're all acting horribly under the influence of it, and that smoke signal is over a thousand feet high, and the whole royal navy is out looking for me, so there'll be white sails on the horizon shortly.

Emy: But why is the rum gone? *looks horrified*
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Old 07-20-2003, 04:03 PM   #109
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Roya: NEH! STOP WITH THE POTC CRAP! ****! IT IS OLD AND LET IT DIE! AND EMY, I DOUBT YOU COULD EVEN HOLD YOUR RUM! YOU WOULD GAG AND COUGH HALF OF IT UP!

OOC: sorry for being so malicious...its just that i lost me spot oin the Precious! thats right! i cant work on me Lady no more! Waarrgg!
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They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
For they have their own thoughts.
You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.
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Old 07-20-2003, 09:03 PM   #110
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Roya: NEH! STOP WITH THE POTC CRAP! ****! IT IS OLD AND LET IT DIE! AND EMY, I DOUBT YOU COULD EVEN HOLD YOUR RUM! YOU WOULD GAG AND COUGH HALF OF IT UP!

OOC: sorry for being so malicious...its just that i lost me spot oin the Precious! thats right! i cant work on me Lady no more! Waarrgg!
I would. Emy wouldn't. Hmph. And it's not old, so hmph.

ooc: I'm so sorry...what happened? *poor Roya!!!*
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Old 07-20-2003, 09:37 PM   #111
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*sob* My spot has been filled with some dude they got down in the carribean who would work for less pay! *sniff* BLOODY BASTARDS!!!! *sniff* I needed the money! Damn it all! I have school and food to pay for! *Growl* I hope the new hand they got down there falls overboard and drowns on the way up! And the captian too!
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They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
For they have their own thoughts.
You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:08 AM   #112
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I'm so sorry! Ouch, that hurts! Oh, by the way, where is she now? Just curious. And does this mean you can never work on the Lady again, or just you don't have your job right now?
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:43 AM   #113
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The freakin berths on the damn ship dont open up for hella! It could be years before they let anyone on again! SHITE! And i fukin need the damn money! but then again, i could go back into prize fighting.....
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They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
For they have their own thoughts.
You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
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Old 07-21-2003, 02:01 AM   #114
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Really? There goes my plans for next summer...er...well, I dunno, maybe it'll be easier if I'm a volunteer? Seeing as I have to give them my money...*grumble, grumble, grumble*

I ought to 'ave been born about two hundred years ago, near water. And might help to have been male, seeing as you can only get away with the boy disguise for so long...

I realize we've gotten quite off-track here...
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:51 AM   #115
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Who cares? This thread has been abandoned.
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They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
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You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:25 AM   #116
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Well aren't you cheerful?

Hey, I'm not much better at the moment, so I can't complain...
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:47 AM   #117
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neh...I dont really have much to be overly cheerful about...Lost my job, lost my money and lost my only doughnut to my overweening brother.....
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They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
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You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:26 PM   #118
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hello everyody! Im back!Wheres the rum?
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:13 PM   #119
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Roya: Oh Bugger the Rum, will ya?
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They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
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You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
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Old 07-24-2003, 02:02 AM   #120
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The rum is bloody well gone, we drank it.
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