They'd never say that! - Page 6

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-16-2002, 04:56 AM

Aragorn: (to Rohan Guard at Medesuld) Here, hold on to Anduril for a few minutes, will you?
Gandalf: I'll just leave my staff here if that's alright...
Legolas: You aren't touching this bow! I'm keeping it with me!

Gimli: Who wants this silly strand of hair anyway?

FrodoFriend · 06-16-2002, 04:59 AM

Frodo: Mushrooms are bad for you and can cause hallucinations.

Boromir: You're right, Gondor does need a king.

Tom Bombadil: I am most certainly not a merry fellow! Who do you think I am, Santa Claus?

Sicirus · 06-17-2002, 12:12 PM

lol
Legolas: I love wolves!

Frodo: guess what everyone!
I'm a virgin!

Saruman: Who needs that stupid ring anyway? I mean it looks so tacky!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-17-2002, 01:37 PM

Bilbo, before the adventure in The Hobbit : Hmm, I feel like doing something today outside of my little Hobbit hole. I think I'll go on an adventure!

barrelrider110 · 06-17-2002, 01:57 PM

Gandalf to Gwaihir the
Windlord: "Polly want a cracker?"

frodosgirlfriend · 06-17-2002, 02:26 PM

Farmir: oh boy! my brother is finnaly dead!!!

Sam: hello gollum, lets go for a stroll

Gandalf when he's looking 4 treebeard : why hello pippin, do u know where treebear is

Rána Eressëa · 06-18-2002, 02:09 AM

Pippin: *silence*

Arathorn · 06-18-2002, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rána Eressëa
Pippin: *silence*

True...

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-18-2002, 03:26 AM

Pippin: That's alright, Elrond, I'll just go home. I don't want to go on a quest anyway, and really, Frodo will be fine without me

Rána Eressëa · 06-18-2002, 07:42 AM

Pippin: If somebody asks me another question I'll throw apples at their head!!!

elendili · 06-18-2002, 07:52 AM

Pippin : I'm not hungry I had a whole apple for breakfast

Arathorn · 06-18-2002, 09:09 AM

Pippin: "We had 2nd breakfast, yes...What about 3rd breakfast?"

Gandalfat Gates of Moria: "Alohamora!"

Saruman vs Gandalf: "Wingardium Leviosa!"

barrelrider110 · 06-18-2002, 09:38 AM

Bilbo: "I lost 20 pounds at Jenny Craig"

Pippin: "I'll have a 'Shirley Temple', please."

Gandalf: "I'm going to mind my own business from now on."

Faramir to Boromir: "Dad always liked you best!"

Saruman to Sauron: "Bite me!"

Sicirus · 06-18-2002, 07:37 PM

lol
aragorn: Call me Dances with wolves.
Horses of Rohan: Hey lets kill the riders.
Gandalf: I got a Furby everyome!
Aint it adorable?
Frodo: I am a virgin and proud.
Gandalf meets dumbledore: So you got stuck with some stupid person to protect to huh?
Dumbledore: pretty much.

Laurelyn · 06-18-2002, 08:10 PM

Treebeard: Damn slowpokes!

Lobelia: What?! Me, live in Bag End? That dump isn't fit for a flea to live in!

Aragorn: Where's the shower? I have to wash my hair.

Galadriel: In place of a Dark Lord you shall have a Queen . . . aw, screw the test, gimme the Ring!

Frodo: La de da, let's play dive into Mount Doom! Your turn, Ring!

Pippin: Where've I been going? Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, where else . . .

samwise of the shire · 06-18-2002, 10:23 PM

Rosie to Sam just before the Scouring:What planet did you come from?
Sam in the garden:Hey Frodo where's the weed wacker?
Frodo back to Sam:Wait why dont you use the weed killer?
Pippin before doing something REALLY dumb: Maybe I should think about this.
Sam: Oops I burned the rabbit
Gollum: Aragorn!? How is the old chap?
Gandalf to Saruman: You know what, I've come to like your upper most tower.
Eoywen as she sees Aragorn: Who in the h*** is THAT? I thought we were enemies with the orcs.

Ok corny but what the heck. It's fun.
Sam

elendili · 06-19-2002, 07:14 AM

Saruman : I don't really fancy a ring at all

Legolas : I've run out of arrows

Gimli : I love elves they're the best especially my best buddy Legolas

Sicirus · 06-19-2002, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Gimli: I love elves they're the best especially my best buddy Legolas.

He would probably not totaly say that. but I think he might say it about Legolas.

gandalf: I shall send owl post at once.

Aragorn: I think I will wright a book called "Swords For Dummies".

Gandalf: Told ya so.

barrelrider110 · 06-19-2002, 11:12 AM

Treebeard: "Hurry up!"

Bilbo: "I'm on the SlimFast plan."

Pippin: "I'll have sparkling water, on the rocks, with a twist"

Gollum: "Oh well. Easy come, easy go!"

Ugluk: "Leave the Halflings, take the cannoli."

Rána Eressëa · 06-21-2002, 04:08 PM

Aragorn: ARWEN! I need your help!!!!!

06-16-2002, 04:56 AM	#101
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Aragorn: (to Rohan Guard at Medesuld) Here, hold on to Anduril for a few minutes, will you? Gandalf: I'll just leave my staff here if that's alright... Legolas: You aren't touching this bow! I'm keeping it with me! Gimli: Who wants this silly strand of hair anyway? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-16-2002, 04:59 AM	#102
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06-17-2002, 12:12 PM	#103
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol Legolas: I love wolves! Frodo: guess what everyone! I'm a virgin! Saruman: Who needs that stupid ring anyway? I mean it looks so tacky! __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-17-2002, 01:37 PM	#104
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Bilbo, before the adventure in The Hobbit : Hmm, I feel like doing something today outside of my little Hobbit hole. I think I'll go on an adventure! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-17-2002, 01:57 PM	#105
barrelrider110 Peer of the realm of Sanguine Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ Posts: 798	Gandalf to Gwaihir the Windlord: "Polly want a cracker?" __________________ “"I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," Fear Complacency! ___________________ Something under the bed is drooling

06-17-2002, 02:26 PM	#106
frodosgirlfriend Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class Posts: 452	Farmir: oh boy! my brother is finnaly dead!!! Sam: hello gollum, lets go for a stroll Gandalf when he's looking 4 treebeard : why hello pippin, do u know where treebear is __________________ LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!!

06-18-2002, 02:09 AM	#107
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Pippin: silence

06-18-2002, 03:26 AM	#109
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Pippin: That's alright, Elrond, I'll just go home. I don't want to go on a quest anyway, and really, Frodo will be fine without me __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-18-2002, 07:42 AM	#110
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Pippin: If somebody asks me another question I'll throw apples at their head!!!

06-18-2002, 07:52 AM	#111
elendili Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: a galaxy far far away (aka Manchester) Posts: 320	Pippin : I'm not hungry I had a whole apple for breakfast __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell

06-18-2002, 09:09 AM	#112
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Pippin: "We had 2nd breakfast, yes...What about 3rd breakfast?" Gandalfat Gates of Moria: "Alohamora!" Saruman vs Gandalf: "Wingardium Leviosa!" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 06-18-2002 at 09:12 AM.

06-18-2002, 09:38 AM	#113
barrelrider110 Peer of the realm of Sanguine Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ Posts: 798	Bilbo: "I lost 20 pounds at Jenny Craig" Pippin: "I'll have a 'Shirley Temple', please." Gandalf: "I'm going to mind my own business from now on." Faramir to Boromir: "Dad always liked you best!" Saruman to Sauron: "Bite me!" __________________ “"I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," Fear Complacency! ___________________ Something under the bed is drooling

06-18-2002, 07:37 PM	#114
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol aragorn: Call me Dances with wolves. Horses of Rohan: Hey lets kill the riders. Gandalf: I got a Furby everyome! Aint it adorable? Frodo: I am a virgin and proud. Gandalf meets dumbledore: So you got stuck with some stupid person to protect to huh? Dumbledore: pretty much. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-18-2002, 08:10 PM	#115
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Treebeard: Damn slowpokes! Lobelia: What?! Me, live in Bag End? That dump isn't fit for a flea to live in! Aragorn: Where's the shower? I have to wash my hair. Galadriel: In place of a Dark Lord you shall have a Queen . . . aw, screw the test, gimme the Ring! Frodo: La de da, let's play dive into Mount Doom! Your turn, Ring! Pippin: Where've I been going? Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, where else . . . __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

06-18-2002, 10:23 PM	#116
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Rosie to Sam just before the Scouring:What planet did you come from? Sam in the garden:Hey Frodo where's the weed wacker? Frodo back to Sam:Wait why dont you use the weed killer? Pippin before doing something REALLY dumb: Maybe I should think about this. Sam: Oops I burned the rabbit Gollum: Aragorn!? How is the old chap? Gandalf to Saruman: You know what, I've come to like your upper most tower. Eoywen as she sees Aragorn: Who in the h*** is THAT? I thought we were enemies with the orcs. Ok corny but what the heck. It's fun. Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

06-19-2002, 07:14 AM	#117
elendili Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: a galaxy far far away (aka Manchester) Posts: 320	Saruman : I don't really fancy a ring at all Legolas : I've run out of arrows Gimli : I love elves they're the best especially my best buddy Legolas __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell

06-19-2002, 11:12 AM	#119
barrelrider110 Peer of the realm of Sanguine Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ Posts: 798	Treebeard: "Hurry up!" Bilbo: "I'm on the SlimFast plan." Pippin: "I'll have sparkling water, on the rocks, with a twist" Gollum: "Oh well. Easy come, easy go!" Ugluk: "Leave the Halflings, take the cannoli." __________________ “"I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," Fear Complacency! ___________________ Something under the bed is drooling

06-21-2002, 04:08 PM	#120
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Aragorn: ARWEN! I need your help!!!!!