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Old 03-25-2002, 04:00 AM   #101
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Tell me if someone's done this already. . .
Star Wars:
The Phantom Pants
Attack of the Pants
A New (pair of) Pants
The Pants Strike Back
Return of the Pants

Enya:
A Day Without Pants (erm, never mind. . .)
Pants Away
The Memory of Pants
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Old 03-25-2002, 04:18 AM   #102
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Superpants
Pantsman and Ribbon
Aquapants
WonderPants
The Green Pants
The Justice Pants of America

The X Pants
The Incredible Pants
The Pantastic Four
Captain Pants
The Pants Surfer
The Pants Watcher
The Human Pants
The Scarlet Pants

Dr Evil Pants
and Mini Pants
Austin Pantser

Agent Double O XL

Remington Pants

The Pants of Liberty

The Great Pants of Ghiza

The Eiffel Pants

The Great Pants of China

The Great Barrier Pants

The Loch Ness Pants

Big Pants

The Abominable Pants
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Old 03-25-2002, 11:30 AM   #103
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how 'bout pants at the oscars?

A Beautiful Pants
In the Pants
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Pants
Gosford Pants
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Old 03-25-2002, 12:07 PM   #104
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How about some more alternative music?
Queen
Killer Pants
Pant’s me
Play the pants
Seven seas of pants
The pants must go on

Others
Oasis – Wonderpants
The Verve – The pants don’t work
Paul McCartney and wings – Pants on the run
Blondie – Pants of glass
The Offspring – Conspiracy of pants
The Animals – We gota get out of these pants
Hot chocolate – You sexy pants
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Old 03-26-2002, 01:49 AM   #105
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Mo' Money, Mo' Pants
Girls Just Wanna Have Pants
What Do Pants Got To Do With It?
Pants Me Tender

The Backstreet Boys would be a lot more popular if they sang these songs:

Show Me The Meaning Of Being Pantsed
Quit Playing Games With My Pants
Larger Than Size 16
Don't Wanna Pants You Now
Everybody (Pantsing's Back!)
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Old 03-26-2002, 03:03 AM   #106
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More Oscars--
Black Pants Down
Mulholland Pants
Moulin Pants!
Pants, INC.
Um, that's all I can remember for now. . .
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Old 03-27-2002, 01:50 AM   #107
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The Animals – We gota get out of these pants
Lol! How about:

House of the Rising Pants? - the Animals.
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Old 03-27-2002, 11:53 AM   #108
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Arwen Undomiel

Back to the original...

There was a long silence. Gandalf sat down again and puffed at his pants, as if lost in thought. His eyes seemed closed, but under the pants he was watching Frodo intently. Frodo gazed fixedly at the pants on the hearth, until they filled all his vision, and he seemed to be looking down into profound pants of fire. He was thinking about the fabled Pants of Doom and the terror of the Fiery Pants.

***If someone has done this already please forgive me...****

"I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn, if by life or death I can pants you I will!"

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"The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."
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Old 03-27-2002, 11:54 AM   #109
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Quote:
Black Pants Down
LOL!!!
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Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else!

"The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."
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Old 03-27-2002, 04:32 PM   #110
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Three pants for the elven kings under the sky
Seven for the dwarf lords in their jeans of stone
Nine for mortal men doomed to boxers
One for the dark lord on his dark pants
In the land of Mordor where the trousers lie
One pants to rule them all. One pants to find them
One pants to bring then all and in the panties bind them
In the land of Mordor where the trousers lie
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Old 03-27-2002, 04:45 PM   #111
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Sam was standing by the pony sucking his pants.
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Old 03-27-2002, 04:47 PM   #112
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Heh... that's all I can say....
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+Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+

Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else!

"The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."
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Old 05-20-2002, 11:18 PM   #113
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Wow... It's been a while since I've seen this thread. Here's one, but it's been a long time since I've read these, so I'm sorry if it's already been done.

"I wish none of this had happened."
"So do all who live to see such pants, but that is not for them to decide. What matters now is what you will do with the pants that is given you."
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Old 05-21-2002, 06:37 AM   #114
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hehehehehehehehehehe
You guys have far too much time on your hands!!!
XK, please don't do that to Queen songs!

Some Lotr chapter titles:
A Long Expected Pants
The Shadow of the Pants
Three is company - I'll leave that one to your own imagination!
A Short Cut To Pants
A Pants Unmasked
The Old Pants
In the Pants of Tom Bombadil
Pants on the Barrowdowns
At the sign of the prancing pants
Strider - ok how could I have done that one?
A Pants in the Dark

Many Pants
The pants of Elrond
The Pants Go South
A Journey in the Pants
The Pants of Khazad-Dum
Pantslorien
The Pants of Galadriel
Farewell to Pants
The Great pants
The Pantsing of the Fellowship

The Pants of Boromir
The Pants of Rohan
The Uruk-Pants
Treepants
The White Pants
The King of the Golden Pants
Pant's Deep
The Pants to Isengard
Flotsam and Pantsam
The Pants of Saruman - ok that is definitely wrong!!!
The Pantsintir

The Pants of Smeagol - nooooo
The Passage of the Pants
The Black Pants are closed
Of Pants and Stewed Rabbit
The Window on the Pants
The Forbidden Pants !!!
Journey to the Cross-Pants
The pants of Cirith Ungol
Shelob's Pants - ewwwww
The Pants of Master Samwise

Minas Pants
The Passing of the Pants Company
The Muster of Pants
The Siege of Pants
The Pants of the Rohirrim
The Battle of the Pelennor Pants
The Pants of Denethor
The Pants of Healing
The Last Pants
The Black Pants Open !!!

The Tower of Pants Ungol
The Pants of Shadow
Mount Pants
The Pants of Cormallen
The Steward and the Pants
Many Pants
Pantsward Bound
The Scouring of the Pants
The Pants Havens

Ok, have seriously disturbed you all, I go to mangle.
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Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually.

While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-21-2002, 06:46 AM   #115
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Originally posted by FrodoFriend
Mo' Money, Mo' Pants
Girls Just Wanna Have Pants
What Do Pants Got To Do With It?
Pants Me Tender

The Backstreet Boys would be a lot more popular if they sang these songs:

Show Me The Meaning Of Being Pantsed
Quit Playing Games With My Pants
Larger Than Size 16
Don't Wanna Pants You Now
Everybody (Pantsing's Back!)
It really cracks me up when i see that one!!

Sorry Garina, had to be done. I love Queen, but sometimes Under Pants is more fun that under pressure.

What about good old fashioned lover pants? okay, okay i'll stop..

But this is wrong
Quote:
The Forbidden Pants !!! and The Black Pants Open !!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Old 05-21-2002, 07:58 AM   #116
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I actually thought that The Pants of Saruman and The Pants of Smeagol were the ones that made me feel ill.

More Queen
Las Pantandbras de Amor? (The Underwear of Love)
Somebody to Pants
Too Much Pants Will Kill You
Who wants to pants forever?
We will pants you
Now I'm pants
I Can't Live With Pants!!!
Ok. Must stop doing this...

Ooh! Beatles
Pants Lane
Pants Submarine
All You Need Is Pants
Octopus Pants
She loves pants (yeah yeah yeah)

Or Simon and Garfunkel
Bridge Over Troubled Pants
Sound of Pants
Feelin Pantsy

Ok, I am going to stop now. Honest!
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While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-21-2002, 09:15 AM   #117
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These are funny. . .I run in fear!
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Old 05-21-2002, 09:32 AM   #118
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These are funny. . .I run in fear!
You can run, but you can never hide from the pants!

Here's some ABBA
Dancing Pants
Take A Chance On Pants
I Have Some Pants
Thank You For The Pants
Pants After Midnight
The Name Of The Pants

I like this thread!
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Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2
Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually.

While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-21-2002, 11:30 AM   #119
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Maybe even...thank you for the pants
Gimme, Gimme, pants!
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Old 05-21-2002, 11:36 AM   #120
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I seriously worry about you sometimes XK
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In this days combat let it shine:
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