What were they REALLY thinking? - Page 6

Starr Polish · 02-20-2002, 11:09 PM

Aragorn: Let's go hunt some orc *thinking Why oh why do I ahve to use this incredibly stupid line?*

Aragorns Dimple · 02-20-2002, 11:13 PM

Aragorn: "Let's go hunt some PORK! I'm hungry after all that sword swinging and forehead kissing!"

Gimli: "AI CARAMBA!"

Legolas: "My ears itch. My wig itches. Who cares about Merry and Pip anyway?"

Arathorn · 02-20-2002, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Gimli: "AI CARAMBA!"

LOL! Mr Dimple, I'm still trying to imagine Mr JRD with a latin american accent.

Celebwen · 02-21-2002, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Egg hatches and baby Balrog comes squeaking out. "Squeak! Ain't I cute for a CG creation?"

Pippin: "Oooh, there's dinner! Let's catch it before it flies away!"

Gandalf to Baby Balrog: "FLY YOU FOOL!"

*falls off chair shrieking*THAT IS SO.........CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agburanar · 02-21-2002, 11:12 AM

Tee Hee, splendid!

Arathorn · 02-21-2002, 12:16 PM

In the Halls of Khazad-Dûm...
Frodo: Something's moving down the, Gandalf

Gandalf: It's Gollum
*thinking*It looks like Kermit the Frog

Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill the creature when he had the chance.*thinking*It looks like my biology lab subject.

Smeagol: *thinking* their undressing me with their eyes!010111000110001001110<beep><click>/* I am not laying any easter eggs here, W#TA keeps on rockin'! */"Runtime Error 200", "Divide Overflow"

Aragorns Dimple · 02-22-2002, 06:31 AM

CG Treebeard to Merry & Pip: "Hroom Hum Hroom! Not so hasty! Hroooooooommmm! *lays an easter egg*"

Merry: "Well there's something you don't see every day."
Pippin: "Ooooh a tree-egg. Let's eat it!"
Merry: "But it's made of wood, you dolt."
Pippin: "Well I've eaten ash on me tomatoes before!"

CG Treebeard: *thinking* I look like the scary trees from that godawful Disney Snow White movie!*10111000110001001110<beep><click>/* I am not laying any easter eggs here, W#TA get me to Isengard! */"Runtime Error 200", "Divide Overflow"

Nariel Starfire · 02-22-2002, 03:10 PM

Arwen: Do you remember the first time we met? Do you remember what I told you?

Aragorn *thinking* No, but if I kiss you, will you shut up?

Evenstar · 02-22-2002, 08:31 PM

(When Arwen gives her necklace to Aragorn)
Aragorn: *thinking* Great...feminine jewelry...just what I always wanted.

(Bilbo seeing the ring again)
Bilbo: I should like to see it again. *thinking* IT"S MINE...MINE I TELL YOU!!!
Frodo: *thinking* Crazy old coot!!

(After Frodo fell in the snow and the ring fell off...Boromir gives it back)
Aragorn: (drawing his hand away from the hilt of the sword) *thinking* Damnit....that would have been the perfect excuse to get rid of him now...Instead I have to try and save his arse later!!! The ninnyhammer!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 02-22-2002, 09:31 PM

The One Ring (at the council of Elrond): Ash Nazg Durbulutuk, Ash Nazg Grimbatul, Ash Nazg... Thinking: Darnit! What's the next line? Oooh, I can't remember, I guess I'll I have to repeat the first stuff over and over again....Ash Nazg Durbulutuk, Ash Nazg Grimbatul, Ash Nazg Grimbatul...

Play Girl · 02-23-2002, 02:20 PM

*CG created army that is following ELrond at the battle of the Last Alliance* "Yells in anger and defiance" *thinking* 000100101001010<beep><click><hum>/*Sauron forever, Sauron forever, Mordor Rules*/<click><hum><beep> entire army turns into an easter egg advertising weekend breaks in Mordor with coach trips up Mt Doom at 12 noon each day.

PJ: aww s*** *thinking* aww f*** I'm gona kill those digital guys!

Play Girl
xxx

LuthienTinuviel · 02-24-2002, 11:45 AM

gandalf on the bridge of kazad-dum
saying: you cannot pass!
thinking: noone likes tennis, go home!

saruman standing at the top of orthac right after gandalf escapes
saying : then you have chosen death
thinking: nurg, that was a really good comeback that i thought up last night too! stupid wizard.

Bacchus · 02-24-2002, 12:00 PM

Pippin, after knocking the body into the well--Isn't it time for breakfast?

Bilbo, on seeing Merry and Pippin at Rivendell--I left the Shire to get away from those &^*$*& jerks!

Arathorn · 02-24-2002, 01:29 PM

Isildur upon taking Narsil:*thinking*
I am Isildur Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die!
I am Isildur Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die!
I am Isildur Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die!
...

Sauron:*thinking* Can someone stop this kid? AAAAAAAHHH! He's so annoyinng; I think I'll fake my death and go back as a lidless eye with contacts!

samwise of the shire · 02-24-2002, 06:45 PM

LMBOWROF That is a HOOT. LOVED Evenstars wizard of OZ. That is SOOO PERFECT for this. And MR Dimples Baby Balrog. I was laughing SO hard I almost CRIED!
Sam

FrodoFriend · 02-24-2002, 07:26 PM

Eowyn getting rejected by Aragorn.
Thinking: Damn . . . I knew I should've worn the other perfume!

Legolas when cave troll is trying to hit him with chain.
Thinking: Stupid kinky fangirls disguised as troll . . .

LuthienTinuviel · 02-24-2002, 08:55 PM

ahhhhh! FF that one about the kinky fangirls

ahh!
for some reason that just reminds me of the thread i just left. haha

sorry, freak ou tmoment, funny funny funny kids

Agburanar · 02-26-2002, 05:50 AM

Frodo after Bilbo tries to grab the ring: Uncle, what big eyes you have!
Bilbo: All the better to see you with my precioussssssss.....

Sween · 02-26-2002, 12:26 PM

Bonimer as hes dies

thinking "wheres that welsh guy that allways saved my ass in sharp when i need him"

Laurelyn · 02-26-2002, 12:31 PM

Arwen at the ford: *thinking: The fans are gonna hate me for this . . . oh, to h*ll with the fans* If you want him, come and claim him . . .

02-20-2002, 11:09 PM	#101
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	Aragorn: Let's go hunt some orc thinking Why oh why do I ahve to use this incredibly stupid line? __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

02-20-2002, 11:13 PM	#102
Aragorns Dimple Enting Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: On Viggo's Chin Posts: 77	Aragorn: "Let's go hunt some PORK! I'm hungry after all that sword swinging and forehead kissing!" Gimli: "AI CARAMBA!" Legolas: "My ears itch. My wig itches. Who cares about Merry and Pip anyway?" __________________ "Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?" - Gollum

02-21-2002, 12:16 PM	#106
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	In the Halls of Khazad-Dûm... Frodo: Something's moving down the, Gandalf Gandalf: It's Gollum thinkingIt looks like Kermit the Frog Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill the creature when he had the chance.thinkingIt looks like my biology lab subject. Smeagol: thinking their undressing me with their eyes!010111000110001001110<beep><click>/* I am not laying any easter eggs here, W#TA keeps on rockin'! /"Runtime Error 200", "Divide Overflow" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible.* -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

02-22-2002, 06:31 AM	#107
Aragorns Dimple Enting Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: On Viggo's Chin Posts: 77	CG Treebeard to Merry & Pip: "Hroom Hum Hroom! Not so hasty! Hroooooooommmm! lays an easter egg" Merry: "Well there's something you don't see every day." Pippin: "Ooooh a tree-egg. Let's eat it!" Merry: "But it's made of wood, you dolt." Pippin: "Well I've eaten ash on me tomatoes before!" CG Treebeard: thinking I look like the scary trees from that godawful Disney Snow White movie!10111000110001001110<beep><click>/ I am not laying any easter eggs here, W#TA get me to Isengard! */"Runtime Error 200", "Divide Overflow" __________________ "Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?" - Gollum

02-22-2002, 03:10 PM	#108
Nariel Starfire Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: La La Land Posts: 309	Arwen: Do you remember the first time we met? Do you remember what I told you? Aragorn thinking No, but if I kiss you, will you shut up? __________________ It is the failed skydiver who leaves an impression upon the earth. "But what about the R.O.U.Ses?" Yours Truly, The Tisroc -You forgot to say "May he live forever" -That's because I don't want him to live forever! - The Horse and his Boy--C.S. Lewis

02-21-2002, 11:12 AM	#105
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	Tee Hee, splendid!

02-22-2002, 08:31 PM	#109
Evenstar Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Neverneverland Posts: 215	(When Arwen gives her necklace to Aragorn) Aragorn: thinking Great...feminine jewelry...just what I always wanted. (Bilbo seeing the ring again) Bilbo: I should like to see it again. thinking IT"S MINE...MINE I TELL YOU!!! Frodo: thinking Crazy old coot!! (After Frodo fell in the snow and the ring fell off...Boromir gives it back) Aragorn: (drawing his hand away from the hilt of the sword) thinking Damnit....that would have been the perfect excuse to get rid of him now...Instead I have to try and save his arse later!!! The ninnyhammer!!! __________________ "Frodo, Mr Frodo," he called. "Don't leave me here alone. It's your Sam calling. Don't you go where I can't follow." FRODO LIVES !!!!

02-22-2002, 09:31 PM	#110
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	The One Ring (at the council of Elrond): Ash Nazg Durbulutuk, Ash Nazg Grimbatul, Ash Nazg... Thinking: Darnit! What's the next line? Oooh, I can't remember, I guess I'll I have to repeat the first stuff over and over again....Ash Nazg Durbulutuk, Ash Nazg Grimbatul, Ash Nazg Grimbatul... __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

02-23-2002, 02:20 PM	#111
Play Girl Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: If I told you I would have to kill you Posts: 159	CG created army that is following ELrond at the battle of the Last Alliance "Yells in anger and defiance" thinking 000100101001010<beep><click><hum>/Sauron forever, Sauron forever, Mordor Rules/<click><hum><beep> entire army turns into an easter egg advertising weekend breaks in Mordor with coach trips up Mt Doom at 12 noon each day. PJ: aww s*** thinking aww f*** I'm gona kill those digital guys! Play Girl xxx __________________ "Off the Record On the Q-T And very HUSH HUSH" Frodo lives!

02-24-2002, 11:45 AM	#112
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	gandalf on the bridge of kazad-dum saying: you cannot pass! thinking: noone likes tennis, go home! saruman standing at the top of orthac right after gandalf escapes saying : then you have chosen death thinking: nurg, that was a really good comeback that i thought up last night too! stupid wizard. __________________

02-24-2002, 12:00 PM	#113
Bacchus Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Houston TX USA Posts: 245	Pippin, after knocking the body into the well--Isn't it time for breakfast? Bilbo, on seeing Merry and Pippin at Rivendell--I left the Shire to get away from those &^$& jerks! __________________ Yet neither by wolf, nor by Balrog, nor by Dragon, would Morgoth have achieved his end, but for the treachery of Men. Always after a defeat and a respite, the Shadow takes another shape and grows again.

02-24-2002, 01:29 PM	#114
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Isildur upon taking Narsil:thinking I am Isildur Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die! I am Isildur Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die! I am Isildur Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die! ... Sauron:thinking Can someone stop this kid? AAAAAAAHHH! He's so annoyinng; I think I'll fake my death and go back as a lidless eye with contacts! __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-24-2002 at 01:32 PM.

02-24-2002, 06:45 PM	#115
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	LMBOWROF That is a HOOT. LOVED Evenstars wizard of OZ. That is SOOO PERFECT for this. And MR Dimples Baby Balrog. I was laughing SO hard I almost CRIED! Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

02-24-2002, 07:26 PM	#116
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Eowyn getting rejected by Aragorn. Thinking: Damn . . . I knew I should've worn the other perfume! Legolas when cave troll is trying to hit him with chain. Thinking: Stupid kinky fangirls disguised as troll . . . __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-24-2002, 08:55 PM	#117
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	ahhhhh! FF that one about the kinky fangirls ahh! for some reason that just reminds me of the thread i just left. haha sorry, freak ou tmoment, funny funny funny kids __________________

02-26-2002, 05:50 AM	#118
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	Frodo after Bilbo tries to grab the ring: Uncle, what big eyes you have! Bilbo: All the better to see you with my precioussssssss.....

02-26-2002, 12:26 PM	#119
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Bonimer as hes dies thinking "wheres that welsh guy that allways saved my ass in sharp when i need him" __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

02-26-2002, 12:31 PM	#120
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Arwen at the ford: thinking: The fans are gonna hate me for this . . . oh, to hll with the fans* If you want him, come and claim him . . . __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

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