Return of TLA - Page 6

Finrod Felagund · 09-11-2002, 01:53 PM

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Katt_knome_hobbit · 09-11-2002, 05:49 PM

*KC looks at Finrod*

KC: Ooses! Look! An evilz person! Oh well. Thanks for the ride. I'm going to become a sack until an important part of the story when I'll wake up and mess everything up. *Turns into a sack with KC printed on it*

***Earniel*** · 09-11-2002, 06:33 PM

OOC: Welcome back Finrod

Just remember: this RPG takes place BEFORE the cellowship. So it would be better if you entered as yourself and not as an Valinorean elf.

Elfmaster XK · 09-12-2002, 12:17 PM

Gemma - *looks confused at Finrod* Who are you? *looks at the KC sack* What the...What is going on???

KC - *turns back* I'm a sack *turns back*

Gemma - *picks sack up to empty it* Well an empty sack is better than a full one. I don't hink it'll cause any problems.

Tanoliel · 09-12-2002, 04:40 PM

Tano: But what if, in emptying it, you empty the essence of Katt? And the essence of Katt is then lost to the world?
Everyone else: Wha-?
Tano: *sighs* Never mind....just do what you want.

Elfmaster XK · 09-12-2002, 04:47 PM

Gemma - No, no, no, no. Not nevermind. *turns to philosophical voice* But we must first ask ourselves, what is the essence of Katt? And secondly, will that essence bring harm to the world? And thirdly, is there any essence in there to be lost?

Others - What?

Zandalf - *smacks Gemma* Shut up!

Gemma - Ow! *glares and looks to Tano for answers to her questions. Tano doesn't want a smack.*

Tanoliel · 09-12-2002, 09:43 PM

Tano: *shoves Zandalf with foot* No smacking. Bad wizard, no biscuit!
Freak: *snorts, half contemtuous, half laughing*
Tano: Gemma, I believe that the essence of Katt will not to harm to the world...though I do not know whether the aforesaid essence is really in the sack. The essence of Katt is generally a benign substance, though very crazy.
Gemma: Aha...

Christiana · 09-13-2002, 12:22 AM

Cheyanne*mutters*:"Ill never understand humans."
Lightfall:"feelings mutual."
Violet"I didnt know u guys could talk!"
Both:"of course we can!"
Vi:"O"

Renille · 09-13-2002, 06:00 PM

Allie- The essence of Katt is clearly said to be, on page 223 of "The Essence of Katt Handbook" "a delightful yet frightening aura which both intimidates the fearless and calms the fearful. "

Sarah- Wha...how on earth did you get that book??

Allie- It fell out of the sack.

Tano-Then put it back in, or else Katt will never be able to get her essence back!!!!

Allie- Okay, calm down. Here. *puts handbook back in the sack.*
May we get on our journey, please?

Zandalf- Calm down yourself...we've plenty of time.

Allie- All my possesions for one moment of time...what breaks mountains, trees, devours flowers...

Gemma- That doesn't even rhyme, are you aware?

***Earniel*** · 09-14-2002, 11:31 AM

Sarah: *stands up on her pony's back and waves arms to get attention* Hello-o-oh! Quest to complete here! Chocolate egg to be recovered! Smaugettes to be kicked out of our factory!

*At the mention of her name,Chocolate the pony starts moving, throwing Sarah off balance and dumping her in a ditch.*

All: *stare uncomprehending*

Violet: Okay, now try and say that again in complete sentences, this time with a proper syntaxis, please.

Sarah: *down in the ditch* Sigh.

Allie: She's right, though.

Tano: About the proper syntaxis?

Allie: No! About the quest thingy we still got to do. Allright people, we still got some ground to cover! *leads Alfie further on the path*

*the others follow suit and by nightfall they set up camp (or try to set up camp) in a small groove*

Willow Oran · 09-14-2002, 02:00 PM

(As they set up camp it started to rain.)

Maggie: (Trying to light a fire) Stupid wood, stupid rain, stupid quest, stupid stupid stupid...

Allie:Well, you're certainly cheerful today.

Maggie: I hate being wet.

Tano: You, someone who grew up in seattle, hateing the rain? You should be used to it by now.

Maggie; I am used to it. I just don't like the being cold and wet part of it.

Hannah: neither do I. Are you sure you can't get the fire going?

Maggie:Grr...

Sarah: Hey what's that light over there?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-14-2002, 02:50 PM

Elizabeth: Maybe it's a fire! *looks at the sad attempt at building a fire*
Sarah: We should find out what it is!
Tano: Oh, yeah, we're just going to walk over there and maybe there's goblins or something and you plan to just waltz over there and take a look?
Elizabeth: We could send one person to go spy...
Sarah: We could send our burglar.

Tanoliel · 09-14-2002, 03:01 PM

Tano: That's okay with me. *rummages in the Katt Sack* Hey...look!
Sarah: What is it?
Tano: I've found what Katt is. She's a bunch of apples!
Everyone: Why?
Tano: Buggered if I know. But she is. Look. *tosses a few apples out*

ooc: Katt said to me that she wanted to be a sackful of apples, so....*shrugs* who am I to say no?

Claenoic · 09-14-2002, 08:08 PM

Hannah: But... but...

Sarah: Is it settled? Alright, our burglar shall go and find the fire.

Hannah: But... but...

Violet: Oh come on, I'm sure you will come out alive and not mortally scathed.

Elizabeth: Violet! Don't scare the poor burglar.

Hannah: But I'm NOT a burglar! I'm just a 7th grader that wants to go home and finish her reading project!!!

Tano: Of course you're a burglar! Now scoot *pushes Hannah in the general direction of the fire*

Katt/sack of apples: *Subtly whacks Hannah in the shins in agreement*

***Earniel*** · 09-18-2002, 03:50 PM

OOC: All right, If no one else will.....

Hannah:*sneaks closer to firelight while muttering* Why me? I still got a reading project to finish! You just don't sent out 7th graders and excpect them to return with fire! Who do they think I am? Prometheus?

*Hannah stops complaining when she comes within hearing distance of the campfire. Silently she sneaks closer when she hears voices. She peeks around a bush to get a good look at the lighted campfire. Around the fire are three figures. They are trolls, Terrible Repulsive Oppressing Loitering Looters. It is said that long ago a mad RPG-player once made them up. Now they like to waylaid young and dynamic RPG-players as they leave their comfortable homes to go on some adventurous and often deadly quests.*

Troll1: It's been a while since we waylaid our last dinner.
Troll2: Now that you mention it. It's been ages since I last had some long lost heir-steak.
Troll3: Next time I get the long lost heir. The shieldmaiden-stew I got last time gave me tummy ache.

*As they bicker on, Hannah has a brilliant idea. Why not steal something from these looters? She sneaks closer and extend her hand to a promising looking bag. Unfortunately she slips in the process and the three trolls catch her.*

Troll1: *holding Hannah upside down by her foot* What have we here?
Troll3: It dusn't look much like a shieldmaiden, I'll take it.
Troll2: No, you would get the next passing long lost heir and dis doesn't look like one.
Troll1: *looking at Hannah* You were going some adventurous and often deadly quest, right?

Hannah: Who me? Uh-uh, not in my life! I'm just um... going home. Yes, home. No quests for me. *nods vigoriously*

OOC: Okay, not brilliant, but it will have to do. Somebody else now, please.

Claenoic · 09-18-2002, 05:33 PM

Troll 1: Are you sure?

Troll 2: Oh come on! As long as it's not a shield maiden, I'm ready!

Troll 3: So what do we do with her?

Troll 2: I say Stir fry!

Troll 3: I say we pop her in the oven for a bit.

Troll 2: Stir fry!

Troll 3: Oven roast!

Hannah: *Mutters* Why don't you not cook me at all?

Troll 1: The dinner has a point. Why don't we squash her into jelly?

Hannah: Not what I meant....

Willow Oran · 09-18-2002, 06:30 PM

Meanwhile back at camp...

Maggie:I wonder how Hannah is doing... She's taking an awful long time.

Tano:Maybe one of us should go check on her.

Elizabeth: Are you volunteering?

Tano: No, Maggie's the one who brought it up.

Sarah: She has been gone a while, what if something happened to her?

Allie: I'm sure she's fine, and if anything happens we can send Zandalf after her.

Violet:No you can't.

Maggie: Why not? He's a perfectly capable wizard.

Violet: He's a coward too, he's abandoned us.

(They look around, sure enough there is no sign of Zandalf)

Maggie: So... who are we going to send to see if she's alright?

(all look at her)

Sarah: You're pretty good at sneaking Maggie, and I'm sure you can fend off whatever might be out there.

Maggie: Wha- Oh no!

Tano: Yeah, and you're more cautious then us you won't rush in to anything and get yourself killed.

Maggie: No! I'm not going out there!

Elizabeth:I'm sure you'll do fine out there.

Maggie: (finds herself being propelled out of the camp and towards the direction of the fire in the distance.) Oh bugger...

Katt_knome_hobbit · 09-18-2002, 06:30 PM

Troll 3: Wait, there might be more of them in the forest. If we get um all, well have lots of um. Go get um.

*Trolls 1 & 2 run off and somehow manage to bring the entire rest of the group by carring them under their arms."

Troll 3: Fine. Let's put um in sacks and squash um.

Troll 1: All our sacks is full.

Troll 3: What?!?

Troll 2: There's one a their sacks. *Points to the sack of apples/KC* We'll use that.

TLA: No! You can't!

Troll 2: Course I can! *Open's Sack* Blimey! There's apples in here! I like apples!

TLA: NO!!!

Troll 2: *Takes a bite of an apple*

OOC: Bum bum bum!!!!!!! What happens?

Christiana · 09-18-2002, 07:52 PM

*Voilet kicks him in a place no male should be kicked*
Troll:Arrgg!!!
*hits Violet,who rtaliates by biting his wrist so hard it bleeds*

Tanoliel · 09-18-2002, 08:21 PM

For the purpose of this, Troll 1 is Bill, Troll 2 is Tom and Troll 3 is Bert. Okay?

Tom: *bangs Violet's head, tosses everyone into a pile, and sits in front of them* That's got em.
Bill: This apple....*looks quizzically at apple*
Bert: Are we going to cook em or not?
Tom: Oh, yeah. Er...roast em?
Bill: *looks up from apple* They're my questing people, and I say we boil em!
T3: Only one's a questing person, Bill. I say we roast em.
Bill: Oh, allright, we'll roast em.
Voice from offstage: No good roastin em now, it's take all night.
Tom: Don't start the arguing all over again, Bert, or it WILL take all night!
Bert: Who's arguin? Yous the one who said you didn't wanna be roastin em.
Tom: You're a liar!
Bill: You're the liar, Tom, you said it yourself you didn't want to roast em.
Bert: Ain't no one's a liar. Let's just boil em.
Tom: I'm good to boil em. I'll get the kindling.
Bill: Naw, yous get the pot, Tom, we'll get the kindling.
*The trolls separate to the tasks, and the Voice speaks again*
Voice: No good boilin' em. We ent got no water, and it's a long way to a well and all.
Bill: Now who's arguing?
Bert: And you can fetch the water yourself, Tom, if you say any more!
Tom: Well, who's arguing but....YOU, Bill, I'd like to know!
Bill: You're a booby!
Tom: *beginning to cry* B-Booby yourself!
Bert: Oh, let's just call it set and we'll sit on em.
Bill: Sit on em?
Tom: And squash em up and make pies. Pie it, yeah, pie it!
*The Questing People begin to make scared noises, but they are surrounded by the Trolls and there is no way of escape*
Voice: Who shall we sit on first?
Bert: Better sit on the last one first.
Tom: Don't talk to yourself, Bert. But if you wants to sit on the last one, sit on 'im. 'Er. Whatever. Which is it?
Voice: The one with the funny shirt.
Bert: Nonsense, the one with curly hair, there.
Bill: Curly hair it was.
Bert: Than what'd you say it was that one for?
Bill: I never did, Tom said it!
Tom: I never did, it was you!
Bert: Two to one so shut yer mouth!
Bill: Who you talkin to?
Bert and Tom: Now SHUT UP!
*As the trolls continue to argue, the clearing gradually begins to get lighter, but they don't notice, being wrapped up in arguements....*
Bert: Wait...night's gettin on, and dawn comes early. Let's just get on with it.
Tom: Yeah!
Voice: Dawn take you all, and be jello to you!
*Suddenly all three trolls, having been hit by the first rays of sunlight, are transformed into large, quivering, greenish yellow troll-shaped jello*
Zandalf: *steps into clearing* Ah. That's done.
Hannah: So it was your voice that kept them bickering until sunrise!
Zandalf: I had to delay them somehow.
Tano: I would have just knocked them over with magic lightning! *Gets a funny gleam in her eyes*
Zandalf: *looking impeccably smug* And that is why you shall never be a wizard.
Tano: *picks up stick and pokes Zandalf, who yelps and glowers* My way's better.
Renille: *glaring at Tano, who sticks her tongue out in return* Where did you go, Zandalf, if I may ask?
Zandalf: To look ahead.
Maggie: And what brought you back in the nick of time?
Zandalf: Looking behind.
Tano: Damn wizards....

ooc: Sorry this was so long. I was Bert in a production of the Hobbit, and therefore remember quite a bit of the dialogue, and I was having so much fun, I just had to finish it. Oh, and I hope you don't mind the jello....I figured it was weirder than stone.

Maggie: How'd I do with remembering Eliza and Katie and me, eh?

-tano

09-11-2002, 01:53 PM	#101
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	[deleted] Last edited by Finrod Felagund : 09-17-2002 at 01:43 PM.

09-11-2002, 05:49 PM	#102
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	KC looks at Finrod KC: Ooses! Look! An evilz person! Oh well. Thanks for the ride. I'm going to become a sack until an important part of the story when I'll wake up and mess everything up. Turns into a sack with KC printed on it __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

09-11-2002, 06:33 PM	#103
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	OOC: Welcome back Finrod Just remember: this RPG takes place BEFORE the cellowship. So it would be better if you entered as yourself and not as an Valinorean elf. __________________ We are not things.

09-12-2002, 12:17 PM	#104
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Gemma - looks confused at Finrod Who are you? looks at the KC sack What the...What is going on??? KC - turns back I'm a sack turns back Gemma - picks sack up to empty it Well an empty sack is better than a full one. I don't hink it'll cause any problems. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-12-2002, 04:40 PM	#105
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Tano: But what if, in emptying it, you empty the essence of Katt? And the essence of Katt is then lost to the world? Everyone else: Wha-? Tano: sighs Never mind....just do what you want. __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-12-2002, 04:47 PM	#106
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Gemma - No, no, no, no. Not nevermind. turns to philosophical voice But we must first ask ourselves, what is the essence of Katt? And secondly, will that essence bring harm to the world? And thirdly, is there any essence in there to be lost? Others - What? Zandalf - smacks Gemma Shut up! Gemma - Ow! glares and looks to Tano for answers to her questions. Tano doesn't want a smack. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-12-2002, 09:43 PM	#107
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Tano: shoves Zandalf with foot No smacking. Bad wizard, no biscuit! Freak: snorts, half contemtuous, half laughing Tano: Gemma, I believe that the essence of Katt will not to harm to the world...though I do not know whether the aforesaid essence is really in the sack. The essence of Katt is generally a benign substance, though very crazy. Gemma: Aha... __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-13-2002, 12:22 AM	#108
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Cheyannemutters:"Ill never understand humans." Lightfall:"feelings mutual." Violet"I didnt know u guys could talk!" Both:"of course we can!" Vi:"O" __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

09-13-2002, 06:00 PM	#109
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	Allie- The essence of Katt is clearly said to be, on page 223 of "The Essence of Katt Handbook" "a delightful yet frightening aura which both intimidates the fearless and calms the fearful. " Sarah- Wha...how on earth did you get that book?? Allie- It fell out of the sack. Tano-Then put it back in, or else Katt will never be able to get her essence back!!!! Allie- Okay, calm down. Here. puts handbook back in the sack. May we get on our journey, please? Zandalf- Calm down yourself...we've plenty of time. Allie- All my possesions for one moment of time...what breaks mountains, trees, devours flowers... Gemma- That doesn't even rhyme, are you aware? __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

09-14-2002, 11:31 AM	#110
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Sarah: stands up on her pony's back and waves arms to get attention Hello-o-oh! Quest to complete here! Chocolate egg to be recovered! Smaugettes to be kicked out of our factory! At the mention of her name,Chocolate the pony starts moving, throwing Sarah off balance and dumping her in a ditch. All: stare uncomprehending Violet: Okay, now try and say that again in complete sentences, this time with a proper syntaxis, please. Sarah: down in the ditch Sigh. Allie: She's right, though. Tano: About the proper syntaxis? Allie: No! About the quest thingy we still got to do. Allright people, we still got some ground to cover! leads Alfie further on the path the others follow suit and by nightfall they set up camp (or try to set up camp) in a small groove __________________ We are not things.

09-14-2002, 02:00 PM	#111
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	(As they set up camp it started to rain.) Maggie: (Trying to light a fire) Stupid wood, stupid rain, stupid quest, stupid stupid stupid... Allie:Well, you're certainly cheerful today. Maggie: I hate being wet. Tano: You, someone who grew up in seattle, hateing the rain? You should be used to it by now. Maggie; I am used to it. I just don't like the being cold and wet part of it. Hannah: neither do I. Are you sure you can't get the fire going? Maggie:Grr... Sarah: Hey what's that light over there? __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

09-14-2002, 02:50 PM	#112
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Elizabeth: Maybe it's a fire! looks at the sad attempt at building a fire Sarah: We should find out what it is! Tano: Oh, yeah, we're just going to walk over there and maybe there's goblins or something and you plan to just waltz over there and take a look? Elizabeth: We could send one person to go spy... Sarah: We could send our burglar. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-14-2002, 03:01 PM	#113
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Tano: That's okay with me. rummages in the Katt Sack Hey...look! Sarah: What is it? Tano: I've found what Katt is. She's a bunch of apples! Everyone: Why? Tano: Buggered if I know. But she is. Look. tosses a few apples out ooc: Katt said to me that she wanted to be a sackful of apples, so....shrugs who am I to say no? __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-14-2002, 08:08 PM	#114
Claenoic Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Texas. 'Nuff said. Posts: 556	Hannah: But... but... Sarah: Is it settled? Alright, our burglar shall go and find the fire. Hannah: But... but... Violet: Oh come on, I'm sure you will come out alive and not mortally scathed. Elizabeth: Violet! Don't scare the poor burglar. Hannah: But I'm NOT a burglar! I'm just a 7th grader that wants to go home and finish her reading project!!! Tano: Of course you're a burglar! Now scoot pushes Hannah in the general direction of the fire Katt/sack of apples: Subtly whacks Hannah in the shins in agreement __________________ Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers!

09-18-2002, 03:50 PM	#115
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	OOC: All right, If no one else will..... Hannah:sneaks closer to firelight while muttering Why me? I still got a reading project to finish! You just don't sent out 7th graders and excpect them to return with fire! Who do they think I am? Prometheus? Hannah stops complaining when she comes within hearing distance of the campfire. Silently she sneaks closer when she hears voices. She peeks around a bush to get a good look at the lighted campfire. Around the fire are three figures. They are trolls, Terrible Repulsive Oppressing Loitering Looters. It is said that long ago a mad RPG-player once made them up. Now they like to waylaid young and dynamic RPG-players as they leave their comfortable homes to go on some adventurous and often deadly quests. Troll1: It's been a while since we waylaid our last dinner. Troll2: Now that you mention it. It's been ages since I last had some long lost heir-steak. Troll3: Next time I get the long lost heir. The shieldmaiden-stew I got last time gave me tummy ache. As they bicker on, Hannah has a brilliant idea. Why not steal something from these looters? She sneaks closer and extend her hand to a promising looking bag. Unfortunately she slips in the process and the three trolls catch her. Troll1: holding Hannah upside down by her foot What have we here? Troll3: It dusn't look much like a shieldmaiden, I'll take it. Troll2: No, you would get the next passing long lost heir and dis doesn't look like one. Troll1: looking at Hannah You were going some adventurous and often deadly quest, right? Hannah: Who me? Uh-uh, not in my life! I'm just um... going home. Yes, home. No quests for me. nods vigoriously OOC: Okay, not brilliant, but it will have to do. Somebody else now, please. __________________ We are not things.

09-18-2002, 05:33 PM	#116
Claenoic Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Texas. 'Nuff said. Posts: 556	Troll 1: Are you sure? Troll 2: Oh come on! As long as it's not a shield maiden, I'm ready! Troll 3: So what do we do with her? Troll 2: I say Stir fry! Troll 3: I say we pop her in the oven for a bit. Troll 2: Stir fry! Troll 3: Oven roast! Hannah: Mutters Why don't you not cook me at all? Troll 1: The dinner has a point. Why don't we squash her into jelly? Hannah: Not what I meant.... __________________ Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers!

09-18-2002, 06:30 PM	#117
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	Meanwhile back at camp... Maggie:I wonder how Hannah is doing... She's taking an awful long time. Tano:Maybe one of us should go check on her. Elizabeth: Are you volunteering? Tano: No, Maggie's the one who brought it up. Sarah: She has been gone a while, what if something happened to her? Allie: I'm sure she's fine, and if anything happens we can send Zandalf after her. Violet:No you can't. Maggie: Why not? He's a perfectly capable wizard. Violet: He's a coward too, he's abandoned us. (They look around, sure enough there is no sign of Zandalf) Maggie: So... who are we going to send to see if she's alright? (all look at her) Sarah: You're pretty good at sneaking Maggie, and I'm sure you can fend off whatever might be out there. Maggie: Wha- Oh no! Tano: Yeah, and you're more cautious then us you won't rush in to anything and get yourself killed. Maggie: No! I'm not going out there! Elizabeth:I'm sure you'll do fine out there. Maggie: (finds herself being propelled out of the camp and towards the direction of the fire in the distance.) Oh bugger... __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

09-18-2002, 06:30 PM	#118
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Troll 3: Wait, there might be more of them in the forest. If we get um all, well have lots of um. Go get um. Trolls 1 & 2 run off and somehow manage to bring the entire rest of the group by carring them under their arms." Troll 3: Fine. Let's put um in sacks and squash um. Troll 1: All our sacks is full. Troll 3: What?!? Troll 2: There's one a their sacks. Points to the sack of apples/KC* We'll use that. TLA: No! You can't! Troll 2: Course I can! Open's Sack Blimey! There's apples in here! I like apples! TLA: NO!!! Troll 2: Takes a bite of an apple OOC: Bum bum bum!!!!!!! What happens? __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

09-18-2002, 07:52 PM	#119
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Voilet kicks him in a place no male should be kicked Troll:Arrgg!!! hits Violet,who rtaliates by biting his wrist so hard it bleeds __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

09-18-2002, 08:21 PM	#120
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	For the purpose of this, Troll 1 is Bill, Troll 2 is Tom and Troll 3 is Bert. Okay? Tom: bangs Violet's head, tosses everyone into a pile, and sits in front of them That's got em. Bill: This apple....looks quizzically at apple Bert: Are we going to cook em or not? Tom: Oh, yeah. Er...roast em? Bill: looks up from apple They're my questing people, and I say we boil em! T3: Only one's a questing person, Bill. I say we roast em. Bill: Oh, allright, we'll roast em. Voice from offstage: No good roastin em now, it's take all night. Tom: Don't start the arguing all over again, Bert, or it WILL take all night! Bert: Who's arguin? Yous the one who said you didn't wanna be roastin em. Tom: You're a liar! Bill: You're the liar, Tom, you said it yourself you didn't want to roast em. Bert: Ain't no one's a liar. Let's just boil em. Tom: I'm good to boil em. I'll get the kindling. Bill: Naw, yous get the pot, Tom, we'll get the kindling. The trolls separate to the tasks, and the Voice speaks again Voice: No good boilin' em. We ent got no water, and it's a long way to a well and all. Bill: Now who's arguing? Bert: And you can fetch the water yourself, Tom, if you say any more! Tom: Well, who's arguing but....YOU, Bill, I'd like to know! Bill: You're a booby! Tom: beginning to cry B-Booby yourself! Bert: Oh, let's just call it set and we'll sit on em. Bill: Sit on em? Tom: And squash em up and make pies. Pie it, yeah, pie it! The Questing People begin to make scared noises, but they are surrounded by the Trolls and there is no way of escape Voice: Who shall we sit on first? Bert: Better sit on the last one first. Tom: Don't talk to yourself, Bert. But if you wants to sit on the last one, sit on 'im. 'Er. Whatever. Which is it? Voice: The one with the funny shirt. Bert: Nonsense, the one with curly hair, there. Bill: Curly hair it was. Bert: Than what'd you say it was that one for? Bill: I never did, Tom said it! Tom: I never did, it was you! Bert: Two to one so shut yer mouth! Bill: Who you talkin to? Bert and Tom: Now SHUT UP! As the trolls continue to argue, the clearing gradually begins to get lighter, but they don't notice, being wrapped up in arguements.... Bert: Wait...night's gettin on, and dawn comes early. Let's just get on with it. Tom: Yeah! Voice: Dawn take you all, and be jello to you! Suddenly all three trolls, having been hit by the first rays of sunlight, are transformed into large, quivering, greenish yellow troll-shaped jello Zandalf: steps into clearing Ah. That's done. Hannah: So it was your voice that kept them bickering until sunrise! Zandalf: I had to delay them somehow. Tano: I would have just knocked them over with magic lightning! Gets a funny gleam in her eyes Zandalf: looking impeccably smug And that is why you shall never be a wizard. Tano: picks up stick and pokes Zandalf, who yelps and glowers My way's better. Renille: glaring at Tano, who sticks her tongue out in return Where did you go, Zandalf, if I may ask? Zandalf: To look ahead. Maggie: And what brought you back in the nick of time? Zandalf: Looking behind. Tano: Damn wizards.... ooc: Sorry this was so long. I was Bert in a production of the Hobbit, and therefore remember quite a bit of the dialogue, and I was having so much fun, I just had to finish it. Oh, and I hope you don't mind the jello....I figured it was weirder than stone. Maggie: How'd I do with remembering Eliza and Katie and me, eh? -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

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