A few ways to tell if you are obsessed with LOTR - Page 50

Elemmírë · 02-21-2005, 07:34 PM

I think it's scarier when they do get the jokes.

Then you know you have a problem.

ItalianLegolas · 02-21-2005, 10:00 PM

HOw aobut if you name all your party characters in Final Fantasy after Valar. (Guilty)

me9996 · 03-01-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

HOw aobut if you name all your party characters in Final Fantasy after Valar. (Guilty)

Er... I didn't do that but I played oragon trail and named my caricers afters orcs, exept I made saruman the leader.

ItalianLegolas · 03-01-2005, 10:03 AM

I named my white mage Este

me9996 · 03-01-2005, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

I named my white mage Este

Never played that game...

me9996 · 03-11-2005, 08:32 PM

1.You call all trees ents, even in the book that's not true!
2.You have made it to "Elf lord" on here in 2 weeks and you only posted in the J.R.R. Tolken part.
3.You have LOTR evrything.
4.You have any ring made for whatever reson engraved with elvish letters.
5.You are gilty of evrything on this tread.

Katt_knome_hobbit · 03-11-2005, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by me9996

5.You are gilty of evrything on this tread.

Ahem, once again "gilty" and now "tread".

I AM FEELING OLD!

You know you're obsessed when you give your age according to the age in which you were born.
EG: I'm two ages old.

me9996 · 03-11-2005, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Katt_knome_hobbit

Ahem, once again "gilty" and now "tread".

I AM FEELING OLD!

You know you're obsessed when you give your age according to the age in which you were born.
EG: I'm two ages old.

2 ages old?!? You are old!!!

P.S.
You're obsesed with lotr if you know what started and ended each age of middle earth.

ethuiliel · 03-12-2005, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by me9996

You're obsesed with lotr if you know what started and ended each age of middle earth.

That's not normal?

PS. You know you're obsessed when you think it's normal that you know what started and ended each age of ME. lol.

Willow Oran · 03-12-2005, 03:12 AM

You go up to random people in the Tolkien section of the bookstore and start trying to convince them to read the Sil and all of the HoME books instead of just the main trilogy. (Guilty, though it started out just answering his question as to whether or not they were published after Tolkien's death.)

Also: Never read the section of the Two Towers dealing with the ents during science class while studying Mendelian genetics. I still haven't gotten rid of the mental images conjured by cross pollination...

me9996 · 03-12-2005, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ethuiliel

That's not normal?

PS. You know you're obsessed when you think it's normal that you know what started and ended each age of ME. lol.

I know what started the first age and what made the divition between the 3rd and 4th ages but nothing else.

Telcontar_Dunedain · 03-12-2005, 03:47 PM

When you go skiing and hear about Gondola's and wonder how they are related to rock.

Gond = Rock in Quenyan if you don't know!

ethuiliel · 03-12-2005, 03:50 PM

Lol, that's great. hmm... I don't think I can see any conection to rocks there.... I guess whoever named it didn't know Quenya. lol.

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 03:55 PM

You continue to post in this thread and make up reasons for being obsessed when you already know you are, and people tell you that you are all the time too. *is guilty*

I don't know, but when I go to either of the following mountain ranges in Southern California:
White Mountains, Black Mountains, Blue Mountains, etc., I will give a horrified gasp and collapse on the ground yelling at the inhabitants for destroying Middle Earth (after all, every one of those mountain ranges are in the Mojave desert.)

Katt_knome_hobbit · 03-13-2005, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Willow Oran

You go up to random people in the Tolkien section of the bookstore and start trying to convince them to read the Sil and all of the HoME books instead of just the main trilogy. (Guilty, though it started out just answering his question as to whether or not they were published after Tolkien's death.)

Also: Never read the section of the Two Towers dealing with the ents during science class while studying Mendelian genetics. I still haven't gotten rid of the mental images conjured by cross pollination...

You don't even REMEMBER some of the images dealing with cross-species breeding. I think you blocked it out. I'll draw you a picture.

You know you're obsessed when you split LotR up into six books for your book logs.

me9996 · 03-13-2005, 05:18 PM

We're getting near 1000 posts, I think something bad is going to happen

trolls' bane · 03-13-2005, 06:41 PM

It's time for everyone to exchange PMs on what to post and have one member who posts what we decide on. That way we could narrow a large number of posts to a few.

Katt_knome_hobbit · 03-13-2005, 10:03 PM

It's all right, I think we've covered the whole obsession. Well, you can never do THAT, but I think we have gone far enough.

Let it die with dignaty, the kind of dignaty we will never have...

me9996 · 03-15-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Katt_knome_hobbit

It's all right, I think we've covered the whole obsession. Well, you can never do THAT, but I think we have gone far enough.

Let it die with dignaty, the kind of dignaty we will never have...

True...

Did this thread ever have dignity?

me9996 · 03-15-2005, 10:28 PM

You know you are obsessed if you think LOTR is real.

02-21-2005, 07:34 PM	#981
Elemmírë avocatus diaboli Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Himring Posts: 1,582	I think it's scarier when they do get the jokes. Then you know you have a problem. __________________ ~ I have heard the languages of apocalypse and now I shall embrace the silence ~ Neil Gaiman

02-21-2005, 10:00 PM	#982
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	HOw aobut if you name all your party characters in Final Fantasy after Valar. (Guilty) __________________ What was lost is now found.

03-01-2005, 10:03 AM	#984
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	I named my white mage Este __________________ What was lost is now found.

03-12-2005, 03:12 AM	#990
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	You go up to random people in the Tolkien section of the bookstore and start trying to convince them to read the Sil and all of the HoME books instead of just the main trilogy. (Guilty, though it started out just answering his question as to whether or not they were published after Tolkien's death.) Also: Never read the section of the Two Towers dealing with the ents during science class while studying Mendelian genetics. I still haven't gotten rid of the mental images conjured by cross pollination... __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

03-12-2005, 03:47 PM	#992
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	When you go skiing and hear about Gondola's and wonder how they are related to rock. Gond = Rock in Quenyan if you don't know! __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

03-12-2005, 03:50 PM	#993
ethuiliel Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA until I find a way to get to Middle Earth Posts: 681	Lol, that's great. hmm... I don't think I can see any conection to rocks there.... I guess whoever named it didn't know Quenya. lol. __________________ "...but I love not the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Numenor." "'I would,' said Faramir. And he took her in his arms and kissed her under the sunlit sky, and he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many. And many indeed saw them and the light that shone about them as they came down from the walls and went hand in hand to the Houses of Healing."

03-12-2005, 03:55 PM	#994
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	You continue to post in this thread and make up reasons for being obsessed when you already know you are, and people tell you that you are all the time too. is guilty I don't know, but when I go to either of the following mountain ranges in Southern California: White Mountains, Black Mountains, Blue Mountains, etc., I will give a horrified gasp and collapse on the ground yelling at the inhabitants for destroying Middle Earth (after all, every one of those mountain ranges are in the Mojave desert.) __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

03-13-2005, 06:41 PM	#997
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	It's time for everyone to exchange PMs on what to post and have one member who posts what we decide on. That way we could narrow a large number of posts to a few. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

03-13-2005, 10:03 PM	#998
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	It's all right, I think we've covered the whole obsession. Well, you can never do THAT, but I think we have gone far enough. Let it die with dignaty, the kind of dignaty we will never have... __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

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