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11-27-2003, 06:30 PM
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*POP*
*Suddenly Katt was standing looking at the hotel with Maggie and Human.* Katt: I really must compliment you. That was an excelent way to die. But you don't think you can actually get rid of me do you? I happen to be more powerful than you. I'm sorry I had to put it so blankly. *Grins* Actually, no I'm not. I am the Dark Queen, and I shall do as I please. *raises eyebrow* With whom I please. If you two will excuse me, *Pop* *And Katt was gone. The flashing sign on top of the hotel went out. The hotel crumbled into ashes.* Human: Oh dear. She's gone on a power trip. Maggie: I WILL KILL YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL KATT!!! *Then a shadowy voice echoed all around them.* Katt: I was counting on that. Bye bye!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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11-28-2003, 05:12 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances.
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Fim: As you can see will soon be ready to test out our new tree climbing exploding penguins. I just thought of something! Do you know what that means?
GG:Yoe've finally gotten past the writters block? Fim:No...well yes, but that's not the point! It means now we can burn down whole forests even buildings! GG:And you're a good person? Fim:Well, define the good side. I mean we can say we're good but we all want total world domination. Now to test out the tree climbing penguins I thought we might raid Humans army of penguins. We'll eventually need more why not do that now? Penguin: Meir? GG: Look isn't it sooooooooooo cute? Fim: Yes, adorable. And now come GG we must prepare for tomorrow night. GG: Why what are we doing tomorrow? Fim: The same thing we do everynight. Try to take over the world!!
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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11-30-2003, 03:39 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
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More Riddles! I spent alot of time thinking about this one, so it's kind of strange.
A sheik had two sons. But they could both not rule. So one day, he called them both forth and announced that a race would decide which of his two sons would inherit. The sons were to ride their camels to a certain distant city. The son whose camel reached the city last would be given all the sheik's wealth. The two sons set out on the journey, dithering here adn there, hoping to be tah last to enter the city. After severals days of aimless wandering, they met and agreed that this could not continue, and decided to seek the advice of a wiseman. After listening to the wiseman's advice, the two sons rode the camels quickly to the designated city. What was it that the wiseman told the two sons? They did not agree to split the wealth, and their father's decree would be followed.
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12-01-2003, 09:26 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Roya wanders discreetly and looks at Maggie who is trying to figure out the riddle.
Roya: *whispers* i know the answer.... Maggie: only a little hint? PLEEEAAAAASSSSEEE.....?! Roya: I told you all you need to know. but i was thinking about something else. Maggie: Lemme guess...Katt? Roya: Bingo. I cannot let her have her will with whomso ever she pleases, so i will tag team with you in her destruction. Hows at?
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"She's like a terrorist in a cool jacket." -hanna when seeing me kick an annoying freshy in the rear (in my new jacket) "Think of Zombies. They're like Energizer Bunnies from hell! They don’t give up, they just keep going!" -Casey on one of his favorite topics. |
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12-01-2003, 11:20 PM
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Location: Seattle
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Maggie: That would be perfect. Now... to get back to this riddle, it's a play on words and it has something to do with them being told to race eachother...
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi |
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12-02-2003, 03:57 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: in a treee, by the seeee, he he heee!
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*while she was suppopsed to be preparing for tomorrow night GG sat in a tree, deep in thought*
GG: *thinks* I must be a minion now. I always really have been one only.. a masterless minion. *then a troublesome thougth came into her concience* I thought she was going to fix that exploding problem. Did she say something about bunring forests? But...*sniff* i like trees. Burning buildings is ok. Especially large tacky or concrete ones. But.... trees??? *tragic violin music strikes up* GG: *sappily agrieved* I never wanted to betray you! I only ever wanted to express my love for you, by creating my tree-faring penguin army. But alas! If Master says to burn trees, then burn them we must! Such is the fate of a minion, oh woe is me!
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"Fish every day! THree times a day! Fresh from the sea!" But WHY... I am the holder of the squeaky. *squeaka-squeaka-squeaka* |
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12-03-2003, 03:42 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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OOC: This is Willow posting, Katt was logged on and I'm too lazy to switch.
*Suddenly the answer of the riddle came to her* Maggie: *tiredly* They switched camels. Human; Drat! You got it! Maggie: Two riddles down one to go.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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12-05-2003, 12:59 AM
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OOC: This one actually is a Katt who has been WAY too busy to post.
*And after a very long while, Katt appeared in Roya's tent.* Roya: *Flinches* There you are. Now, I've been reading into all your damn posts and it doesn't take Fellini to see what you're up to so just get this damn scene over with so I can kill you repeatedly. Katt: Ah, you know me so well. But that is not why I've come. The time for such things is past. I have the power now to do whatever and whoever I want. I also have the power of self control, which is more than I can say for you. *Katt reached out to touch Roya and Roya jerked away forcefully.* Katt: How predictable. Actually I have come to see what I can do for you. Roya: What do you mean? Katt: You made me truly happy. For about a week I could feel again, and I felt happy. I felt love. I felt power. The feeling is gone now, but I still have the power. I want to repay that debt. Think about it. *and Katt was Gone*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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12-05-2003, 09:21 AM
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My microwave speaks to me
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances.
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Fim: *ominous laugh* I have more elves!! It's only 9 but I still have them!!
GG: What are doing? Fim:*surprised* Nothing...I...was...Is the army ready? GG: They should be. Fim:Good... *later that day* Penguins:Meir!!! Fim: Good...good. This working out perfectly. Now that that forest is destroyed I have only to conquer everything else...this is going to take awhile.
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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12-07-2003, 06:20 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Roya: Eh...I did? Oh.
Laylah: You can't be serious about taking her "reward" are you? Roya: I...dont know....I suppose i wont but i am interested. Laylah: You're twisted beyond repair. Roya: *sadly* Yeah. I know. Pathetic isn't it? Laylah: Muchly. What would Casey and James think if they saw you like this? Where is our ruthless murderer that we have come to know and love? Roya: She is gone. All you have left is this flinching mush-bag. Laylah: I have got to straighten you out and get you away from those weirdos. *takes Roya's hand and leads her away.* OOC: I talked to her and that is pretty much what she said word for word.
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"She's like a terrorist in a cool jacket." -hanna when seeing me kick an annoying freshy in the rear (in my new jacket) "Think of Zombies. They're like Energizer Bunnies from hell! They don’t give up, they just keep going!" -Casey on one of his favorite topics. |
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12-09-2003, 11:03 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
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Where's love people? Where's the fekking love?
Riddle of the third and then we all start over, ya? You can't grasp me, I am fleeting but strong. You can't taste me, Sweet though I may be. You can't smell me, I hold a thousand smells. You can't see me, However, I am ever by your side. You can't hear me, But you think you can! I dominate your mind. Who am I?
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12-10-2003, 09:00 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
Join Date: Feb 2003
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OOC:Can I answer? If I can't don't read the spolier tag.
Fim: *with hearing greatly magnified*
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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12-10-2003, 09:51 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Roya: Human, I expected far better than that. Blaringly obvious!!!
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"She's like a terrorist in a cool jacket." -hanna when seeing me kick an annoying freshy in the rear (in my new jacket) "Think of Zombies. They're like Energizer Bunnies from hell! They don’t give up, they just keep going!" -Casey on one of his favorite topics. |
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12-10-2003, 11:16 PM
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Dead
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Katt: Oh what a compleatly wonderful riddle, Human. Honestly, even I got that one. And Roya is being so pessimistic. It isn't a reward anyway. It's a thank you. Well if she doesn't want a present I can't force one on her. *Brightens up* Oh wait, yes I can! Which reminds me, I have some unfinished buisness.
*Katt vanished from her vantage point with a pop and rematerialized inside Human's bedroom.* Katt: Oh dear, what a mess. *The room was scattered with sketchpads and books and art utensils. The bed was mearly a mattress with a heap of blankets on the floor. Against one wall was a desk with a computer. Surrounding the computer were glasses and stacks of garbage. The walls were covered with drawings and photos.* Katt: She really is an artist. Human: *From the kitchen* OY! Is someone here? Katt: Yes dear! It's Katt! Human: *Bounds into the room* Oh, hello. What do you want? Katt: Um, I was just *almost trips but recovers* just wondering if you had found your birthday present yet. Human: Now I told you not to get me a present so you'd better leave before you give it to me and I have to kill you because I'm too busy. Katt: I can't not give it to you because it is already here in your room. Which would explain why you haven't found it yet. Human: WHAT? Where is it? Katt: Well I have no idea. It's your room so find it yourself. *Katt had other buisness to attend to so she left Human to go through her room herself.* *Pop* Katt: Well, nice to see you Maggie. I trust my old Despoina is getting on well? *Katt strode in through Maggie's door and looked around casually. Then she proceeded to walk around the room while still talking. Maggie, though first surprized at the intrusion, sat calmly in her chair in the center of the room.* Katt: How are these riddles comming? I think that last one was a trifle too easy. What was it you were compeating for again? Dear dear. All these little plots get tiresome don't they? Maggie: And what are you doing while strutting around like a chicken with it's head cut off? Katt: *Looking around a little more activly* At least I don't bleed on the carpet like a chicken with it's head cut off. Maggie: Speaking of death and bleeding, I was never planning to kill you. Katt: *Not really paying attention* Well that's your problem. *Frustratedly* Don't you have a mini bar in this place? Maggie: *Raises an eyebrow* No. Katt: *Sarcastically* Oh. *Conjours one up* Here then. Merry Chistmas. *Goes and fixes herself a drink* Maggie: *Tries to find the eloquent words and fails* Why Katt? Why did you betray me? Katt: *Turns around with drink* I didn't really betray you. Technically yes, but I was feeling rather betrayed myself. Maggie: *scoffing* Oh, what? Katt: Well, I felt that I could do a lot more things on my own than I could working for you. Maggie: You were my secret weapon. I trusted you to be there for me when I needed you. Katt: Oh yes. You "needed" me all right. How many times have I myself told my troops that they were indespencible and without them I would fail? Maggie: Katt, you know I'm-- Katt: Oh yes I know that you aren't like that. But I am. *Puts down glass* Anyway, thanks for the drink, and I'll be off now. Maggie: Hey, come back sometime. Katt: *smiles* I'll always be here. For all of you. *pop*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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12-12-2003, 01:12 AM
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Elven Warrior
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Roya: Just where might she be for all of us? I wouldnt trust her behind my back that's for sure.
Laylah: Nor would i, but if you kill her she will only come back. Roya: I have a mind to wake up my dead counter part to change a few things and knock dowm a few rules. Things are getting to constricted.
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"She's like a terrorist in a cool jacket." -hanna when seeing me kick an annoying freshy in the rear (in my new jacket) "Think of Zombies. They're like Energizer Bunnies from hell! They don’t give up, they just keep going!" -Casey on one of his favorite topics. |
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12-14-2003, 07:26 AM
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Dead
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*Katt appears in the middle of a field at night. She walks a ways out, then stops and tenses.*
Katt: *YELLING* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG G!!!!!!!!!!!! *Katt crouches into a little ball, then abruptly stands up again.* Katt: *Yelling* What is wrong with everything? I'm just trying to help and be nice for once and people just don't trust me! All I want to do is something nice for my friends! Or enemies! Or whatever!!!!! You know what? I'm done with this goddamn war! Yall can keep your psycological scars! I'M LEAVING!!! *BOOM* *Katt then left Valinor and returned to Middle Earth. It is likely she will never be seen again. In this thread...........*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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12-14-2003, 06:14 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Roya: *nods to Laylah* Ha!
Laylah: how did you know? Roya: I just did. a little hunch i had. *END OF OLD WAR*
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"She's like a terrorist in a cool jacket." -hanna when seeing me kick an annoying freshy in the rear (in my new jacket) "Think of Zombies. They're like Energizer Bunnies from hell! They don’t give up, they just keep going!" -Casey on one of his favorite topics. Last edited by Sanity's Demise : 01-07-2004 at 11:33 PM. |
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10-16-2004, 03:44 PM
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Dead
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Ah, I remember the War in it's glory days.
Days when we were all omnipotent and vicious and horney and wrong. beautiful they were. *sniff* GODSDAMN! We need to get the gang back together again!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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12-10-2004, 09:41 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Whoa, I did a double take when I saw this old rag brought back. Ah yes, how can one forget the...oddness....of those days? And wrongly enough, I am ever so slightly fond of them. Now there is too much crap flying around.
(Not that there wasn't then. Its just that it was OUR crap, which made it acceptible.)
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 12-10-2004 at 09:46 PM. |
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12-13-2004, 03:55 PM
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Dead
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Ah yes, our crap was the good crap.
What is the sort of crap you get nowadays?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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