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Roya: Want some booze?
Imhuriel: Uh. sure. *she takes the bottle and chugs it all down* Imhuriel:*hic* Nish! *hic* Emy: Now you really are one of us! Roya:*rubs blood away from mouth* You sure there werent any more cops around? Katt: Go check dear. Emy: Come on! And bring the terryaki sauce! Roya: Terriyaki? Emy: Sure! barbequed orcs-I mean-Cops. Roya: Close enough. Not much difference 'tween the two!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-28-2003, 04:39 PM
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Katt: NO! You spoils it! Nasty weirdo black wearing evilses! Spoil nice flesh by cooking. tpttt.
*Roya doesn't even look up and smacks Katt in the head. She continues eating.* Katt: Oh, where was I? *sees drunk Imhuriel* Oh Roya, you shouldn't corrupt the poor little dear. *Takes Imhuriel inside*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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06-30-2003, 01:12 PM
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Roya: Garn! to damn late! She has been corrupted!
Katt: tisk tisk! Roya:*Slaps katt yet again without looking up and keeps eating* Emy: Pass the salt please! Imhuriel: Whas *hic* that *hic*? Roya: Food. *Imhureil sits down and joins them in eating, leaving Katt on the edge of the circle alone.* Katt:*sniff* Any yummy fleshes for meee?
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-10-2003, 06:26 PM
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Katt: Oh well, I don't need to eat anyway. Or sleep for that matter. I'm runnin' to the liquor store. I'll be back soon.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-10-2003, 06:30 PM
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*A combined cheer rises from the party goers*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-11-2003, 06:09 PM
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*lives and breathes sake*
Emy: See ya, Katt! Pick up some Sake, will ya? 
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07-12-2003, 03:45 PM
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Roya:*in disgust* you Sake obsessed twit! i doubt you could even hold it!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-12-2003, 08:15 PM
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Imhuriel pops out of the house sober as ever[cause she drank mirovour] and says" you are totally gross, eating those policemen!"
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07-12-2003, 08:17 PM
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Roya: Damn straight! hehehe.......
Emy: oh well, we did what we did and there's no undoing it!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-12-2003, 08:34 PM
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*Katt reappears with bags of bottles.*
Roya: Oy, didn't you say you were going only a minute and a half ago? Katt: Yeah, but I made it easy for everyone. I froze time for half an hour so I could get back here quickly. It also is a major help with get aways. You don't have to run at all. *The group was about to ponder this, when they remembered the liquor and raided the bags. Katt pulled out two mini bottles and made herself a fancy glass out of thin air. It even had ice in it.* Roya: Hey Katt! Whatcha makin? Katt: *Pulls tops out of the bottles with her teeth* A Rusty Nail. Roya: What's that? Katt: Scotch and Drambouie. *pours* I find that Scotch is really bitter, so the Drambouie sweetens it up quite nicely. *sips* Ah. Just let it evaporate on the tounge. Roya: Ta hell with that! We're supposed to be getting drunk! *Slaps a bottle into Katt's hand* Katt: Oh all right. *Takes a swig and finds out it's Everclear* Well, *cough choke* that certa *cough* certianly is *cough* envigorating. *Takes another more careful swig*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-12-2003, 09:00 PM
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Roya: tha more like et! *swigs vodka voraciously*
Katt: sheesh! manners manners!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-13-2003, 02:55 AM
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Katt: I know! Let's play party games! I'll mess with everyone's head, and they have to get me out!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-13-2003, 03:02 AM
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Roya: neh? *shrugs and goes back to boozing*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-13-2003, 03:07 AM
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Katt: Know what we need? Sex. That's what parties are supposed to be about. Sex sex sex. And don't call me "worse than a frickin rabbit" again.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-13-2003, 03:09 AM
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Roya: fine. Then you worse than a frickin Tribble!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-13-2003, 03:17 AM
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Katt: HA! I gotcha there! Tribbles dont' have sex!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-13-2003, 03:23 AM
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Roya: then how the feck do they breed with out fecking? what the feck is that you stupid feck!
KAtt: How the feck am i supposed ta know ya feck! Emy: whoa, lotsa fecking going on here!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-13-2003, 03:30 AM
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Katt: No ya feck! *Goes all serious like* Actually 50% of their metabolism is geared twards breeding. Tribbles actually reproduce by cloning themselves. Any different coloration is caused by the different parts of DNA used to create a new tribble.
Roya: *Stares in disbelife then grabs a bottle and forces it into Katt's mouth*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-13-2003, 03:34 AM
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Roya: *in really thick scots accent* oop ye dreenk! carnt ave ye soober noow caan wheee?
Katt: *in between mouthfulls* er....no...we cant!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-13-2003, 03:39 AM
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Katt: I'mnmn nottsss drnk! I'm OLD SCONED OVER! hmnnpttt
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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