Most Wanted 'Mooters

[Lalaith]

A little late, but I like the picture of Congressmn. He looks like I had imagined him (hahaha, I knew his old pic)

[Baby-K]

Occasionally yeah, yer can guarantee that if there is a strange hole to be found............Coney's finger is usually in it

Ahem, don't rabbits usually pop into holes (and out for food & air)? Why do you only have yer fingers in then? (Checking for squirrels?)

*see how nicely I sidestep that trap?*

I must have a build up of static or summit

I know what ye mean - my radio keeps jumping stations........case for the X-files? I think not - this is obviously the result of two mad 'mooters trying to act 'normal'

Aw, I need bigger bait to catch this lil' fish

Ye know, ye might want to use a different lure (try one that wiggles, i've heard they work best)

True, true.......what's fun alone is infinetly more fun with two (or more )

But every sport also has a certain degree of injury that might occur - like a sprained ankle, torn ligaments, pregnancy

Gilroy's? Sounds like a beer hun..

It looks like Guinness, but tastes infinitely better (I think, well that's what the Irishman said, I just drank - I was thirsty ok)

[Coney]

Ahem, don't rabbits usually pop into holes (and out for food & air)? Why do you only have yer fingers in then? (Checking for squirrels?)

*see how nicely I sidestep that trap?*

TORO! (or whatever they shout when the matador sidesteps the bull)...........ach yer gettin' far too sharp for me hun

It's not the squirrels I'm worried about............people have a habbit of popping a pole cat in holes

I know what ye mean - my radio keeps jumping stations........case for the X-files? I think not - this is obviously the result of two mad 'mooters trying to act 'normal'

This is what happens when ya try to defy the laws of nature (in this case ours)

Ye know, ye might want to use a different lure (try one that wiggles, i've heard they work best)

*wiggles tongue*

Sorry, that's the only bit I'm allowed to wiggle on 'ere

But every sport also has a certain degree of injury that might occur - like a sprained ankle, torn ligaments, pregnancy

Yup, a certian degree of lubrication (for the muscles, of course) a bit of stretching and a lot of warm up should be used before commiting yourself to serious sport (and of course the correct protective equipment should be used at all times)

It looks like Guinness, but tastes infinitely better (I think, well that's what the Irishman said, I just drank - I was thirsty ok)

Yeah, good beer is nice........but when ya thirsty pretty much anything in a glass will do

[Ruinel]

Uh huh........so are you saying that you think Ruinel would not be a good teacher? Or do you not have money to pay (I'm sure she might consider a bursary system)

Hey! There's no money changing hands here! What do you take me for, then? Hey!? ... ah.. err... You know, there isn't really anything that I can say that would put me in a good light on this one. I'll just quietly take my punishment, then.

[Wayfarer]

Can I help?

With the punishment, that is. ]:-)

[Ruinel]

Originally posted by Wayfarer
Can I help?

With the punishment, that is. ]:-)

No, your too rough.

[Baby-K]

TORO! (or whatever they shout when the matador sidesteps the bull)...........ach yer gettin' far too sharp for me hun

Been practicing my evasion skills........I'm a finely honed mooting machine.........whap *karate chop* I'm am the Entmoot Ninja *goes into dog-that-wants-to-pee-posing-as-dancing-crane pose*, I strike in the dark and deftly evade all WAAAAAAAHHPPP, UMPH *well, that desk wasn't there when I started, silly office furniture creeping up on me*

It's not the squirrels I'm worried about............people have a habbit of popping a pole cat in holes

OK, I'll bite - just hide yer carrots from the p*ssy cats They have a habit of carrying them off or shredding them

This is what happens when ya try to defy the laws of nature (in this case ours)

See now, why is that so difficult for people to understand? It's like gravity sooner or later ye fall flat on yer face

*wiggles tongue*

*wiggles own tongue*

I can do tricks, wanna see?

Sorry, that's the only bit I'm allowed to wiggle on 'ere

Ye wiggle it so well

Yup, a certian degree of lubrication (for the muscles, of course) a bit of stretching and a lot of warm up should be used before commiting yourself to serious sport (and of course the correct protective equipment should be used at all times)

That's what I always say - and also nice of team mates to help each other out in the strecthing department & lubricating those hard to reach places

Hey! There's no money changing hands here! What do you take me for, then? Hey!? ... ah.. err... You know, there isn't really anything that I can say that would put me in a good light on this one. I'll just quietly take my punishment, then.

Teachers don't get paid where you're from? Sheesh talk about a raw deal........

[Ruinel]

Originally posted by Baby-K
Teachers don't get paid where you're from? Sheesh talk about a raw deal........

As I said, there is nothing I can say to save myself now. See what I mean JD? I step right in it... it gets done to me... etc., etc., etc.

[Baby-K]

Originally posted by Wayfarer
Can I help?

With the punishment, that is. ]:-)

What a sweet offer! One of these days you will become known as the Entmoot Disciplinarian

As I said, there is nothing I can say to save myself now. See what I mean JD? I step right in it... it gets done to me... etc., etc., etc.

I can think of a few things you could have said.......charities could have been mentioned.................foreign currency might have played a role.................full classes are sometimes used as a fair excuse................etc etc etc

[Jonathan]

Dag Hammarskjöld:

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again.

Mark Twain:

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it.

OMG Wayfarer is joining the conspirators
Everyone, please forgive me! Please don't turn me into anything...unnatural.

[Sween]

ill have you know that my chef means im good at cooking not killing little children allthough im sure with a bit of practise..........

Baby K all talk

[Baby-K]

Originally posted by Sween
Baby K all talk

Ooh, I beg to differ.......

[Sween]

Originally posted by Baby-K
Ooh, I beg to differ.......

prove it

[Baby-K]

Originally posted by Sween
prove it

Yeah sure, I think there's an 20h30 plane leaving for Heathrow tonight, if I hurry I might make it. I'll just hop over there & prove it eh?

[Sween]

Originally posted by Baby-K
Yeah sure, I think there's an 20h30 plane leaving for Heathrow tonight, if I hurry I might make it. I'll just hop over there & prove it eh?

whatever makes ya happy

[Baby-K]

Originally posted by Sween
whatever makes ya happy

There are so many things that make me happy, do you want me to do them all ?

[Sween]

Originally posted by Baby-K
There are so many things that make me happy, do you want me to do them all ?

as long as no serious long term damage is done

[Baby-K]

Originally posted by Sween
as long as no serious long term damage is done

No long term damage has been recorded so far, but some short term memory loss has occured (my own) & then of course there is the possibility of traction (not for me, but some tricks do tend to get a bit out of hand, so the assistants do sometimes get injured)

[Sween]

Originally posted by Baby-K
No long term damage has been recorded so far, but some short term memory loss has occured (my own) & then of course there is the possibility of traction (not for me, but some tricks do tend to get a bit out of hand, so the assistants do sometimes get injured)

ohhhhhhhh carpet burn no thanks that stings

[Gwaimir Windgem]

-pokes head in thread-

[meek]Um, people? Could we please try to keep this thread from being closed?[/meek]

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