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The Black Númenórean
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Aragorn: Zzzzz....You tel them love!.....Zzzzzz...*Cuddle*
Arwen:*cuddles back* Elrond:*in disgust* Is this the house of a mighty lord or some kind of flop house? Nef:*shrugs and goes off to find snow*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-16-2003, 05:12 PM
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Nef: *looks back toward Elrond and runs into a tree by accident* ow....*rubs head*
Tree: Hey, you say THAT hurts, what about me? You seriously damaged my beautiful bark! Nef: Uh... Tree: WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME LIKE THAT? Nef: Uh.... Tree: STOP IT! Nef: Uh..... Tree: *branch moves up threataningly(sorry if I spelled it wrong, im not spelling wizard.*cracks up*)* Nef: Uh....OK! uh....Are you an ent? Tree: hphrumph! Ents are evil. Im a freakin tree, for Eros sake. Get it right. Nef: Ok, sorry. Tree: Dont talk to me in that tone of voice, young lady, Im beautiful and young and healthy *a twig cracks and flutters to the ground* and your old and wrinkly and UNhealthy. Nef: Ok, whatever you say great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- Tree: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Nef: *pauses* great-great-great-great-grandmother tree ma'am Tree: AHHHH!!!!!!!
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"Why thankyou Jack." "Your welcome" "Not you, i named the monkey Jack."-Captain Barbossa and Captain Jack "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."-captain jack sparrow "But why is the Rum gone?"-Captain Jack Sparrow "Is that the reason for the whole"-*moves his arms around and looks drunk*-Will Turner "Ye dont know what this is, do ye? Aztec gold."-Captain Barbossa "So there is a curse. Thats interesting."-Captain Jack Sparrow "You want pain? Try wearin a corset."-Elizabeth Swann "I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore, Captain Barbossa."-Elizabeth Swann "Ye best start believin in ghost stories Ms. Turner. You're in one."-Captain Barbossa "Hey. Your not dead." "Im not? So it is." *jack turns around to see pirates then turns around again to see hes surrounded* "Paelealelgle." *pirates look at him funny* "Paeelelalelaleleal. Pealelalealle. Parsley, parsnip, par-" "Parlay?" "Yes. Thats the one. Parlay."-Captain Jack Sparrow and crew of Black Pearl. "You wouldn't want to be doin that." "No, I assure you, I think I do." "Your funeral." *barbossa sighs* "Why wouldnt I wanna be doin this?"-Captain Jack Sparrow + Captain Barbossa Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me. ~nef |
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06-16-2003, 08:54 PM
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Lady of Legends
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OOC: ?!
 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah!!! !Dreran: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaa!!
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06-17-2003, 06:43 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: Wha? Yer awake? When did that happen? Oh and leave Arwen and i alone for a while, if you please! hehehe.....
Aragorn:*cuddle* Arwen:*cuddle* Elrond:*groan*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-17-2003, 06:57 PM
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Lady of Legends
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*Everyone walks or sleep walks somewhere else so Arwen and Aragorn can have some privacy. Except for Elrond, who wants to pan Aragorn again and has to be dragged away by Nef, Eowyn, and Dreran, while the last two are still sleeping*
OOC: better? sheesh, you and Arwen  BTW, I was sleep laughing.
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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06-18-2003, 01:28 AM
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OOC:
. Thank you! Cuddle time!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-18-2003, 03:26 PM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Apr 2003
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OOC: oh my.
No comment. 
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"Why thankyou Jack." "Your welcome" "Not you, i named the monkey Jack."-Captain Barbossa and Captain Jack "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."-captain jack sparrow "But why is the Rum gone?"-Captain Jack Sparrow "Is that the reason for the whole"-*moves his arms around and looks drunk*-Will Turner "Ye dont know what this is, do ye? Aztec gold."-Captain Barbossa "So there is a curse. Thats interesting."-Captain Jack Sparrow "You want pain? Try wearin a corset."-Elizabeth Swann "I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore, Captain Barbossa."-Elizabeth Swann "Ye best start believin in ghost stories Ms. Turner. You're in one."-Captain Barbossa "Hey. Your not dead." "Im not? So it is." *jack turns around to see pirates then turns around again to see hes surrounded* "Paelealelgle." *pirates look at him funny* "Paeelelalelaleleal. Pealelalealle. Parsley, parsnip, par-" "Parlay?" "Yes. Thats the one. Parlay."-Captain Jack Sparrow and crew of Black Pearl. "You wouldn't want to be doin that." "No, I assure you, I think I do." "Your funeral." *barbossa sighs* "Why wouldnt I wanna be doin this?"-Captain Jack Sparrow + Captain Barbossa Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me. ~nef |
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06-18-2003, 06:06 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: hehehe.....
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-20-2003, 02:43 PM
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Nef:*walking back, comes by the tree again* Wow, its the talking tree.
Tree:Oh great Nef:*looking shocked*well thats not very nice! Tree:Get a life Nef:*starts giving Tree spankin's*you *spank* aren't *spank* very *spank* nice *spank* bad *spank* bad *spank* GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The tree is silent. Nef: Boy? The tree is still silent. Nef: Ok, IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The tree is still still silent. Nef: Gee, what good company you make, TREE. *spits* Nef walks back to Elronds house.
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"Why thankyou Jack." "Your welcome" "Not you, i named the monkey Jack."-Captain Barbossa and Captain Jack "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."-captain jack sparrow "But why is the Rum gone?"-Captain Jack Sparrow "Is that the reason for the whole"-*moves his arms around and looks drunk*-Will Turner "Ye dont know what this is, do ye? Aztec gold."-Captain Barbossa "So there is a curse. Thats interesting."-Captain Jack Sparrow "You want pain? Try wearin a corset."-Elizabeth Swann "I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore, Captain Barbossa."-Elizabeth Swann "Ye best start believin in ghost stories Ms. Turner. You're in one."-Captain Barbossa "Hey. Your not dead." "Im not? So it is." *jack turns around to see pirates then turns around again to see hes surrounded* "Paelealelgle." *pirates look at him funny* "Paeelelalelaleleal. Pealelalealle. Parsley, parsnip, par-" "Parlay?" "Yes. Thats the one. Parlay."-Captain Jack Sparrow and crew of Black Pearl. "You wouldn't want to be doin that." "No, I assure you, I think I do." "Your funeral." *barbossa sighs* "Why wouldnt I wanna be doin this?"-Captain Jack Sparrow + Captain Barbossa Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me. ~nef |
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06-20-2003, 08:00 PM
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Lady of Legends
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*Nef rushes in to find Elrond, and Dreran and Eowyn, who are still asleep, sitting around*
Nef: Aragorn and Arwen are still gone?! Eowyn: Yep. Nef: But its been hours!! Dreran: She's an elf. She's got a loooooooong time. Elrond: *Slaps forehead and grabs another pint*
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06-21-2003, 01:09 AM
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OOC: You have no idea!
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*Aragron and Arwen step out into the veranda, looking refreshed and holding hands. Elrond looks as if he is about to skewer Aragorn and he raises drunkenly* Elrond: Hold Knave! Aragorn: Oh shut it you! we were going to any way! Arwen: papa, you were fending off the inevitable! Elrond: *groans and grabs another pint but is stopped by Arwen and nef. Arwen leads her father to his room to get some rest* Nef&Aragorn: *under their breath* old fart Elrond: *from afar* I HEARD THAT!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-21-2003, 06:31 PM
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Tree: 'Madam?' Don't you 'madam' me! I'm a MALE tree.
Nef: Ooops. You're a boy... Tree: Male, not boy you ignorant git. *Eowyn wakes* *Eowyn rubbs her eyes* Elrond: Hey! Now you're awake I can put Nef to sleep! Nef: Snore
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06-21-2003, 06:56 PM
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Lady of Legends
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Dreran: Aaack! Why do you keep doing that?! *tackles Elrond*
Make us wake up! Make us wake up you git! Elrond: Nope. *laughs semi-evily*
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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06-21-2003, 07:30 PM
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Hobbit
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*Nef starts sleep walking to kill Elrond, the old helpless fool*
Elrond: I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!!!! *oops*
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"Why thankyou Jack." "Your welcome" "Not you, i named the monkey Jack."-Captain Barbossa and Captain Jack "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."-captain jack sparrow "But why is the Rum gone?"-Captain Jack Sparrow "Is that the reason for the whole"-*moves his arms around and looks drunk*-Will Turner "Ye dont know what this is, do ye? Aztec gold."-Captain Barbossa "So there is a curse. Thats interesting."-Captain Jack Sparrow "You want pain? Try wearin a corset."-Elizabeth Swann "I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore, Captain Barbossa."-Elizabeth Swann "Ye best start believin in ghost stories Ms. Turner. You're in one."-Captain Barbossa "Hey. Your not dead." "Im not? So it is." *jack turns around to see pirates then turns around again to see hes surrounded* "Paelealelgle." *pirates look at him funny* "Paeelelalelaleleal. Pealelalealle. Parsley, parsnip, par-" "Parlay?" "Yes. Thats the one. Parlay."-Captain Jack Sparrow and crew of Black Pearl. "You wouldn't want to be doin that." "No, I assure you, I think I do." "Your funeral." *barbossa sighs* "Why wouldnt I wanna be doin this?"-Captain Jack Sparrow + Captain Barbossa Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me. ~nef |
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06-21-2003, 07:41 PM
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Lady of Legends
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OOC: LOL
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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06-22-2003, 05:55 PM
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"Why thankyou Jack." "Your welcome" "Not you, i named the monkey Jack."-Captain Barbossa and Captain Jack "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."-captain jack sparrow "But why is the Rum gone?"-Captain Jack Sparrow "Is that the reason for the whole"-*moves his arms around and looks drunk*-Will Turner "Ye dont know what this is, do ye? Aztec gold."-Captain Barbossa "So there is a curse. Thats interesting."-Captain Jack Sparrow "You want pain? Try wearin a corset."-Elizabeth Swann "I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore, Captain Barbossa."-Elizabeth Swann "Ye best start believin in ghost stories Ms. Turner. You're in one."-Captain Barbossa "Hey. Your not dead." "Im not? So it is." *jack turns around to see pirates then turns around again to see hes surrounded* "Paelealelgle." *pirates look at him funny* "Paeelelalelaleleal. Pealelalealle. Parsley, parsnip, par-" "Parlay?" "Yes. Thats the one. Parlay."-Captain Jack Sparrow and crew of Black Pearl. "You wouldn't want to be doin that." "No, I assure you, I think I do." "Your funeral." *barbossa sighs* "Why wouldnt I wanna be doin this?"-Captain Jack Sparrow + Captain Barbossa Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me. ~nef |
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06-22-2003, 07:33 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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*Elrond is now beset from both sides and is rapidly getting over come*
Elrond: AAAIII! *thwak**bop* Nef: Yarg! *smash**bash* Dreran: HIIIYA! *chop**smack* *boof* Elrond:.......ack.......*thunk* Aragorn: ooops. I think you killed him! *Serves the stupid git right* Elrond:*in extreme pain* I.......*pant*.....Heard......*gasp*.....That ...!! *Kerthunk*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-22-2003, 07:46 PM
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Lady of Legends
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 We killed Elrond?!!Nef: We killed Elrond?!! Hey! I'm awake!! *FINALLY, everyone is awake at once* Dreran: *Pokes Elrond with a stick* He looks like a pretty dead ol' git to me. *Everyone waits. Elrond does not say "I heard that". They all gasp* Aragorn: Maybe he really is dead...
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06-22-2003, 07:55 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Arwen and her brothers: DADDY!!! NOOOO!!!
Aragorn: Great! you killed the one person that i needed to marry arwen and i! Wait...*rolls Elrond over and finds a slight pulse* Arwen: Take him to Grandma! She can heal him! Nef: Fine! On to Lorien!!!!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-23-2003, 08:28 PM
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The Evil One
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Eowyn: *Slaps Arwen* Now look what you did. Now Nef, Dreran and Aragorn'll have to sleep walk to lothlorien!!!
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GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!
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