Fear - Page 5

FrodoFriend · 06-16-2002, 04:50 AM

Don't forget the minivan and the PTA meetings . . . and the tupperware, oh Eru, the tupperware!

BeardofPants · 06-16-2002, 04:57 AM

Oh yeah! And the granny underpants. Don't forget the granny underpants... and the triangle shaped ham sandwiches, and Oprah Winfrey...

FrodoFriend · 06-16-2002, 05:01 AM

No, no, not the daytime talk shows!! Ack! And the insane love of home and garden shows!

BeardofPants · 06-16-2002, 05:07 AM

And "mom" meetings, with ham sandwiches, and breast feeding technique talks, and breast feeding in public, and discussing diaper brands...

Oh the horror... the horror...

FrodoFriend · 06-16-2002, 05:11 AM

No, never! I will flee to the jungle, I will become a desert nomad, I will live with a tribe of monkeys before I ever sink to that level!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-16-2002, 05:16 AM

How about just not getting married? Or not conforming to that, anyway?

Still....scary thoughts

FrodoFriend · 06-16-2002, 05:24 AM

Well . . . being a desert nomad or living with a tribe of monkeys might be fun anyway.

BeardofPants · 06-16-2002, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
Well . . . being a desert nomad or living with a tribe of monkeys might be fun anyway.

I'd rather take over the world, and then start a harem. Only attractive, good lovers need apply.

FrodoFriend · 06-16-2002, 05:31 AM

Did you know, King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines? I mean, even if he slept with a different one every night, it'd take him three years to get through them all!

Arathorn · 06-16-2002, 05:31 AM

I have 8 years worth of floor-scrubbing experience, btw.

FrodoFriend · 06-16-2002, 05:40 AM

So . . . you're married?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-16-2002, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
So . . . you're married?

I think that was more of an...advertisement

FrodoFriend · 06-16-2002, 05:48 AM

LOL. An applicant for BoP's harem.

BeardofPants · 06-16-2002, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
LOL. An applicant for BoP's harem.

Now just fill in this questionaire...

Andúril · 06-16-2002, 06:33 AM

I fear the demons under my bed that I taunted by saying that if they were real they could take me to their hell dimension and spank me nuff said.

Arathorn · 06-16-2002, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants

Now just fill in this questionaire...

Now let me make it clear that I expect to be paid, m'kay?

And I don't do toes. That'll double the rate.

afro-elf · 06-16-2002, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Well . . . being a desert nomad or living with a tribe of monkeys might be fun anyway.

Come to saudi arabia baby you'll get all the desert nomad monkeys you'll ever want.

Quote:

I'd rather take over the world, and then start a harem. Only attractive, good lovers need apply.

Unlike arathorn I DO toes

BeardofPants · 06-16-2002, 10:58 AM

Oh, and before I forget... toe sucking, and putting up with your worst fears is a must.*

* NOT the kiwi accent!

Quote:

Unlike arathorn I DO toes

WiseWizard · 06-17-2002, 05:59 PM

After reading those last few posts, I'm beginning to fear all of you. *begins running away at top speed*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-17-2002, 06:03 PM

So, you fear BoP? Very wise of you

(don't kill me, BoP. Please

)

06-16-2002, 04:50 AM	#81
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Don't forget the minivan and the PTA meetings . . . and the tupperware, oh Eru, the tupperware! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

06-16-2002, 04:57 AM	#82
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Oh yeah! And the granny underpants. Don't forget the granny underpants... and the triangle shaped ham sandwiches, and Oprah Winfrey... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-16-2002, 05:01 AM	#83
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	No, no, not the daytime talk shows!! Ack! And the insane love of home and garden shows! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

06-16-2002, 05:07 AM	#84
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	And "mom" meetings, with ham sandwiches, and breast feeding technique talks, and breast feeding in public, and discussing diaper brands... Oh the horror... the horror... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-16-2002, 05:11 AM	#85
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	No, never! I will flee to the jungle, I will become a desert nomad, I will live with a tribe of monkeys before I ever sink to that level!! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

06-16-2002, 05:16 AM	#86
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	How about just not getting married? Or not conforming to that, anyway? Still....scary thoughts __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-16-2002, 05:24 AM	#87
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Well . . . being a desert nomad or living with a tribe of monkeys might be fun anyway. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

06-16-2002, 05:31 AM	#89
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Did you know, King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines? I mean, even if he slept with a different one every night, it'd take him three years to get through them all! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

06-16-2002, 05:31 AM	#90
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I have 8 years worth of floor-scrubbing experience, btw. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-16-2002, 05:40 AM	#91
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	So . . . you're married? __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

06-16-2002, 05:48 AM	#93
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	LOL. An applicant for BoP's harem. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

06-16-2002, 06:33 AM	#95
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	I fear the demons under my bed that I taunted by saying that if they were real they could take me to their hell dimension and spank me nuff said.

06-17-2002, 05:59 PM	#99
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	After reading those last few posts, I'm beginning to fear all of you. begins running away at top speed __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

06-17-2002, 06:03 PM	#100
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	So, you fear BoP? Very wise of you (don't kill me, BoP. Please ) __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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