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04-14-2002, 01:32 PM
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 To an Elf: Arathorn is a better bard than you! *runs off singing the Bath Song and wiping apple sauce out of her hair*  To an Ent: You'd make a lovely armoire.
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04-14-2002, 06:28 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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Haha! These are all so funny!
*Wipes tears of mirth out of her eyes* To Gollum: I'm going to COOK these conies. To Arwen: So, I hear you're a hausfrau.... To Sauron: Have you been to therapy lately?
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04-15-2002, 12:41 AM
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Halfwitted
Join Date: Dec 2001
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To Sauron: *in a voice like Ben Stein* Try Clear Eyes, relief for red, dry eyes . . .
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04-15-2002, 12:45 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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To Sauron: Aren't we the cutesy wootsy little eye... *makes baby faces and squeezes red eye as if it had cheeks*
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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04-15-2002, 12:46 AM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
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04-15-2002, 01:07 AM
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Halfwitted
Join Date: Dec 2001
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To Saruman: Are you aware that your beard is a pair of pants?
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04-15-2002, 01:18 AM
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the Shrike
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Why no, I was not. Were you aware that you are turning into a box?
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04-15-2002, 01:27 AM
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Halfwitted
Join Date: Dec 2001
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*peeps out from under cardboard lid*
Frodo smells even better in enclosed spaces.
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04-15-2002, 01:34 AM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
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So do my socks. Ah! Nothing like stinky sweaty socks to smell in enclosed boxes.
*BoP and her box hurtle offscreen as if they were going a million miles an hours*
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04-15-2002, 12:21 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Lindon
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An orc to another: vegetarian!
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**************************************** "None are more hoplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein The Caffeine Mantra It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Brazil that the thoughts aquire speed, The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion... Elvellon Erelion |
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04-15-2002, 07:39 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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To an Orc: You weren't born an orc. You were merely corrupted.
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04-16-2002, 12:04 AM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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To Saruman: Come on, I KNOW there's a good heart down there somewhere...
To Boromir/Aragorn: Don't even try. Sam will kill you if you try anything. (This is for anyone who's read the Secret Diaries!) -tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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04-16-2002, 12:12 AM
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the Shrike
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So, Viggo, do you have a community living in that dimple?
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04-22-2002, 08:23 PM
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Lurker
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To an Elf in a mallorn: Be careful! I wouldn't want you to fall!
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04-23-2002, 12:12 AM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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To any climbing elf: Are you SURE you don't want that climbing equipment? It's so much safer...
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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04-24-2002, 01:17 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Naperville, IL
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So what is EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO anyway?
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04-24-2002, 03:48 PM
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Lurker
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Is that an insult or a question?
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04-24-2002, 05:22 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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I'll answer it like it was a question....
EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO stands for "Extremely insightful and deeply reflective individuals of rare character and quality who share a deep and abiding knowledge of literary masterworks of extreme detail and delightful creativity, without whom the incredible works of a tremendously talented Oxford professor would fade into obscurity." This was said by Bropous, when a whole bunch of mooters were trying to come up with a name for ourselves (like "trekkies"....only better). We've got it now...we're just not quite sure how to pronounce it... -tano
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04-24-2002, 07:27 PM
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Lurker
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To Thorin: *looking at Arkenstone* Is that a flaw?
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06-21-2002, 04:41 PM
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