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Gwaimir Windgem · 03-22-2010, 09:57 PM

Me, I'm just waiting to see X Perry Mint's answers.

hectorberlioz · 03-23-2010, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by inked

I have found Hector's secret plan to take over the 'Moot. I release it here so you can see how he should be President for Life!

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akura! te speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve ! vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

That was wickedly brilliant. I want to make you my ambassador to Germany

. Erm, with Acally's permission of course

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In the meantime, well done Midge on the questions!

Midge · 03-23-2010, 12:41 AM

Ahem... Midge and Varna! Of course I consulted with my co-runner on those!

hectorberlioz · 03-23-2010, 12:47 AM

Well done Midge and Varna

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And yes, Gwai, very interested to hear what X Perry Mint has to say

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***Earniel*** · 03-23-2010, 03:08 PM

And Acalewia as well.

Although... is it entirely fair she can answer questions her own running mate put up?

hectorberlioz · 03-23-2010, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Eärniel

And Acalewia as well.

Although... is it entirely fair she can answer questions her own running mate put up?

Of course it's fair

. I made sure to make all the questions ambiguous enough. And I'm not opposed to someone else putting up their own set of questions for the candidates. In fact, I'm ALL for it! Please, somebody do write another set of them

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Besides, I posted the questions BEFORE I became her VP

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Gwaimir Windgem · 03-23-2010, 06:55 PM

You massive liar. You accepted a half hour before you posted the questions. Everyone can click "page 4" of this thread.

I have to say, though:

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#9. Short essay question: Who is your favorite Tolkien character? Explain why. Explain how this character has inspired your decision to run for president, and why this character's ideals are right for everyone.

This question is sheer genius.

hectorberlioz · 03-23-2010, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

You massive liar. You accepted a half hour before you posted the questions. Everyone can click "page 4" of this thread.

Everyone knows that can be explained By the meddling of the mods. They rearranged my posts and time stamps. Simple as that.

Gwaimir Windgem · 03-23-2010, 07:24 PM

It was the Christians who burned Rome! Let's persecute them!

hectorberlioz · 03-23-2010, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ingwe

Hector Berlioz for the win! And for el Presidente!

Consider that my campaign contribut....er, support!

Much appreciated, Ingwe

. Here's the, uh, collection box----er, I mean, certification of support box

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hectorberlioz · 03-23-2010, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

It was the Christians who burned Rome! Let's persecute them!

I am not now, nor have I EVER been guilty.

You can take that to the Entmoot Swiss Bank

inked · 03-23-2010, 10:08 PM

I zink al kandidats shud adres UroEnglish as part of zer platform. Ja.

Ze questins shud be answerd in UroEnglish. Ja.

***Earniel*** · 03-24-2010, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Everyone knows that can be explained By the meddling of the mods. They rearranged my posts and time stamps. Simple as that.

Okay candidates, listen up. The first one that makes a platform where admins can do that, will get my vote.

Oh wait, I'm not supposed to vote.

Dang.

I still want that power!

***Tessar*** · 03-24-2010, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

It was the Christians who burned Rome! Let's persecute them!

I thought it was Hitler, in 1635?

I'll have to consult my history book.

Come now, candidates, you're slacking on answering the questions

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Midge · 03-24-2010, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by inked

I zink al kandidats shud adres UroEnglish as part of zer platform. Ja.

Ze questins shud be answerd in UroEnglish. Ja.

I'm sorry, but I don't speak that language. I speak Geometry and Food-in-Mouth, though! The latter one is an oral language only, with no written component.

hectorberlioz · 03-24-2010, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Tessar

Come now, candidates, you're slacking on answering the questions

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You're acting as if Acally were neglecting her duties. She is, in fact, formulating her answers right now.

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Originally Posted by Midge

I'm sorry, but I don't speak that language. I speak Geometry and Food-in-Mouth, though! The latter one is an oral language only, with no written component.

Is Food-in-Mouth as dangerous as Foot-in-Mouth?

If so, I gotta try it.

Gwaimir Windgem · 03-24-2010, 11:45 AM

As the ancient proverb goes, the closed mouth gathers no foot.

hectorberlioz · 03-24-2010, 11:53 AM

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Gwaimir Windgem · 03-24-2010, 01:02 PM

Ooooo, read page 12 to us.

shesabrandybuck · 03-24-2010, 04:13 PM

Is it seriously time for this again?! Wow, I need to be here more often! :O

03-22-2010, 09:57 PM	#81
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Me, I'm just waiting to see X Perry Mint's answers. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

03-23-2010, 12:41 AM	#83
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03-23-2010, 12:47 AM	#84
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Well done Midge and Varna . And yes, Gwai, very interested to hear what X Perry Mint has to say . __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

03-23-2010, 03:08 PM	#85
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	And Acalewia as well. Although... is it entirely fair she can answer questions her own running mate put up? __________________ We are not things.

03-23-2010, 07:24 PM	#89
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	It was the Christians who burned Rome! Let's persecute them! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

03-23-2010, 10:08 PM	#92
inked Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol Posts: 3,114	I zink al kandidats shud adres UroEnglish as part of zer platform. Ja. Ze questins shud be answerd in UroEnglish. Ja. __________________ Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941

03-24-2010, 11:45 AM	#97
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	As the ancient proverb goes, the closed mouth gathers no foot. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

03-24-2010, 01:02 PM	#99
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Ooooo, read page 12 to us. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

03-24-2010, 04:13 PM	#100
shesabrandybuck Hero of Hyrule Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hyrule Posts: 1,052	Is it seriously time for this again?! Wow, I need to be here more often! :O __________________ Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe. Rain may fall and wind may blow, And many miles be still to go, But under a tree I will lie, And let the clouds go sailing by. twitter

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