Entmoot Christmas Party, 2005!!!! - Page 5

***RÃan*** · 12-13-2005, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The last sane person

Shah: Yes, you wrote me as Shaw, though I have had worse names. Hmm...now I am getting hungry...*eyes the turkey that is not yet done*

Here, have some of those eggrolls- that's what they're for! Cooking is hungry work! *hands around eggrolls*

The last sane person · 12-13-2005, 07:36 PM

*gives Katt a kick under the table and eats eggrolls*

Shah: Much obliged.

Katt: About that JD...

Shah: huh? oh, here...though i doubt you need it at the moment.

Katt: I know i dont, but i want it none the less.

Shah: your funeral.

klatukatt · 12-13-2005, 07:40 PM

Katt: Are you gonna come to my funeral?

Shah: No.

Katt: Oh. Ok. *drinks* This reminds me of a quote:

Quote:

Bart: A man drink like that and don't eat, he is going to die.

Jim: *whistfully* When?

Katt: Ah, Gene Wilder. I'll have pleasnt dreams now.

Turkey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'M ON FIRE!

Shah: Crap. The turkey still isn't done.

Lotesse · 12-13-2005, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The last sane person

Shah: Stop it! You are a war horse! And besides, if merely ingested, it doesnt do anything to your sysytem, it must be burnt!

Not true. Ever had pot brownies? Or chewed on raw grass? Believe me, it works extremely efficiently when ingested. I can definitely attest 2 that.

The horses have the munchies now - hey, is Buckwheat trying to open the oven? The turkey...

Lief Erikson · 12-13-2005, 08:37 PM

"Sorry! Sorry for taking so long!" Lief exclaimed. "It's my first time with cooking turkey, you must understand. When I finish it, I'm going to have some along side my pizza, plus a burrito, plus Christmas bread, plus sourdough bread, plus some wild rice casserol!"

Lief glanced in the direction of Spock's transporters, thinking of all he would have to get from the Teacup CafÃ©.

Lief examined the turkey more closely. "What do you think, Shah? Done yet?"

Lotesse · 12-13-2005, 08:41 PM

That turkey's still talking, so I think he has a ways to go before he's cooked. Rian made eggrolls to tide us over, and i see you brought burritos & stuff... hey, if you're gonna use Spock's transporter, can you remember to bring another case of booze from the liquor pantryroom at the Teacup? We're already running low.

Spock · 12-13-2005, 10:12 PM

...avoiding intoxicated participants, spock thumbs his communicator "one to beam up"

Call me when the duck are done, please.

Lief Erikson · 12-13-2005, 10:28 PM

"Come on, Spock. Duck are delicious . . . or do you hesitate on religious grounds?"

Spock · 12-13-2005, 10:34 PM

I love duck but they ain't a cookin it. Call me but I'm turning in for the night.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage." -- Woody Allen ...

Lief Erikson · 12-13-2005, 10:41 PM

"Fine. Goodbye." Lief grabbed Spock's communicator. "One to beam to the Teacup CafÃ©."

When he reemerged, he was heavy laden with delicious foodstuffs. "Here's your booze, Lotesse," he said, passing her a cardboard box full of bottles. "I didn't know what kind you like, so I just took some of everything.

"Burritos, casserol, sourdough bread, Christmas bread, plus cranberry sauce and potatoes to restore our dwindled supply. I'll see what others recommend."

Lief beamed back to the CafÃ©.

Spock · 12-14-2005, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lief Erikson

"Fine. Goodbye." Lief grabbed Spock's communicator. "One to beam to the Teacup CafÃ©."
Lief beamed back to the CafÃ©.

Illogical and impossible as I beamed out at 0912 and you posted at 0941....so perhaps you're using a Romulan device?

***RÃan*** · 12-14-2005, 11:21 AM

Nah, it was you backup communicator - every logical Vulcan knows you need backups!

Yuizuiki · 12-14-2005, 11:57 AM

does anyone mind if i set up the missletoe

link joins in and lays on the couch waiting for a to ask him to dance

Telcontar_Dunedain · 12-14-2005, 12:24 PM

*Walks in*

TD: Lotesse suggested I check this place out, so here I am.

***RÃan*** · 12-14-2005, 12:56 PM

Rian: Hey, TD, come on in and make something for the feast! And then while it's in the oven, join us for our archery contest!

*whizzes an arrow by Shah*

IIIINNNNNN-coming!!!!!

Telcontar_Dunedain · 12-14-2005, 01:27 PM

TD: I've done archery once or twice, but I wouldn't trust my aim. *Lets an arrow fly which narrowly misses Shah* Sorry.

***RÃan*** · 12-14-2005, 01:30 PM

ah, but I'm sure you're a great shot in virtual archery

(ps - I put up a quote about Hurin in the Sil thread that I think you'll like...)

Lady Marion Magdalena · 12-14-2005, 01:45 PM

Lady M: *Reappears and immediately starts putting the cooking stuff back in order.* Holy buckets of fuzz... I leave for a day to make the trip home and come back to find that everything has gone to pot. Literally.

*maifests a long table in the middle of the clearing*

Any food that is ready to be eaten should be put over there. No food under the table please.

*continues to cook and starts to loudly and happily hum a random mix of christmas carols and irish drinking tunes*

Telcontar_Dunedain · 12-14-2005, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RÃ*an

ah, but I'm sure you're a great shot in virtual archery

(ps - I put up a quote about Hurin in the Sil thread that I think you'll like...)

You'd be surprised.

(I love the Hurin quote, depicts him almsot perfectly)

The last sane person · 12-14-2005, 02:23 PM

*shah ducks and dodges the lethal projectiles flying her way*

Shah: Ya Issa! In comming? Oh! I'll give you incoming! *Launches two arrows in succession at TD and Rian, pinning them to the table out of reach of their bows*

Rian: Hey! My magical dress! Augh!

Shah: Shame on you woman! You call yourself an archer! First rule, never point your weapon at something or some one you DONT intend to kill! TD, well, I should have prepared as much!

TD: *sheepish grin*

*Shah sets up an archery range DOWN RANGE of where every one is eating. She then goes and helps maggie, on the way, summoning some music, lutes, violins and the lot. She also calls up some elfly friends to come join the party. In the mean time she yanks Maggie into a dance*

Shah: Well done Lief! I declare the Turkey done! Now, onto the ducks, they are smaller and take a little less time! *shows Lief how its done, and occasionally steps aside from dancing to help out the fledgling cook*

12-13-2005, 07:36 PM	#82
The last sane person The Black NÃºmenÃ³rean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	gives Katt a kick under the table and eats eggrolls Shah: Much obliged. Katt: About that JD... Shah: huh? oh, here...though i doubt you need it at the moment. Katt: I know i dont, but i want it none the less. Shah: your funeral. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

12-13-2005, 08:37 PM	#85
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	"Sorry! Sorry for taking so long!" Lief exclaimed. "It's my first time with cooking turkey, you must understand. When I finish it, I'm going to have some along side my pizza, plus a burrito, plus Christmas bread, plus sourdough bread, plus some wild rice casserol!" Lief glanced in the direction of Spock's transporters, thinking of all he would have to get from the Teacup CafÃ©. Lief examined the turkey more closely. "What do you think, Shah? Done yet?" __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

12-13-2005, 08:41 PM	#86
Lotesse of the House of FÃ«anor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	That turkey's still talking, so I think he has a ways to go before he's cooked. Rian made eggrolls to tide us over, and i see you brought burritos & stuff... hey, if you're gonna use Spock's transporter, can you remember to bring another case of booze from the liquor pantryroom at the Teacup? We're already running low. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

12-13-2005, 10:12 PM	#87
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	...avoiding intoxicated participants, spock thumbs his communicator "one to beam up" Call me when the duck are done, please. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

12-13-2005, 10:28 PM	#88
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	"Come on, Spock. Duck are delicious . . . or do you hesitate on religious grounds?" __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

12-13-2005, 10:34 PM	#89
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	I love duck but they ain't a cookin it. Call me but I'm turning in for the night. Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage." -- Woody Allen ...

12-13-2005, 10:41 PM	#90
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	"Fine. Goodbye." Lief grabbed Spock's communicator. "One to beam to the Teacup CafÃ©." When he reemerged, he was heavy laden with delicious foodstuffs. "Here's your booze, Lotesse," he said, passing her a cardboard box full of bottles. "I didn't know what kind you like, so I just took some of everything. "Burritos, casserol, sourdough bread, Christmas bread, plus cranberry sauce and potatoes to restore our dwindled supply. I'll see what others recommend." Lief beamed back to the CafÃ©. __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

12-14-2005, 11:21 AM	#92
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Nah, it was you backup communicator - every logical Vulcan knows you need backups! __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

12-14-2005, 11:57 AM	#93
Yuizuiki Sapling Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: WI soon to live in Conneticut Posts: 9	does anyone mind if i set up the missletoe link joins in and lays on the couch waiting for a to ask him to dance

12-14-2005, 12:24 PM	#94
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	Walks in TD: Lotesse suggested I check this place out, so here I am. __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

12-14-2005, 12:56 PM	#95
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Rian: Hey, TD, come on in and make something for the feast! And then while it's in the oven, join us for our archery contest! whizzes an arrow by Shah IIIINNNNNN-coming!!!!! __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

12-14-2005, 01:27 PM	#96
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	TD: I've done archery once or twice, but I wouldn't trust my aim. Lets an arrow fly which narrowly misses Shah Sorry. __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

12-14-2005, 01:30 PM	#97
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	ah, but I'm sure you're a great shot in virtual archery (ps - I put up a quote about Hurin in the Sil thread that I think you'll like...) __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

12-14-2005, 01:45 PM	#98
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Lady M: Reappears and immediately starts putting the cooking stuff back in order. Holy buckets of fuzz... I leave for a day to make the trip home and come back to find that everything has gone to pot. Literally. maifests a long table in the middle of the clearing Any food that is ready to be eaten should be put over there. No food under the table please. continues to cook and starts to loudly and happily hum a random mix of christmas carols and irish drinking tunes __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

12-14-2005, 02:23 PM	#100
The last sane person The Black NÃºmenÃ³rean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	shah ducks and dodges the lethal projectiles flying her way Shah: Ya Issa! In comming? Oh! I'll give you incoming! Launches two arrows in succession at TD and Rian, pinning them to the table out of reach of their bows Rian: Hey! My magical dress! Augh! Shah: Shame on you woman! You call yourself an archer! First rule, never point your weapon at something or some one you DONT intend to kill! TD, well, I should have prepared as much! TD: sheepish grin Shah sets up an archery range DOWN RANGE of where every one is eating. She then goes and helps maggie, on the way, summoning some music, lutes, violins and the lot. She also calls up some elfly friends to come join the party. In the mean time she yanks Maggie into a dance Shah: Well done Lief! I declare the Turkey done! Now, onto the ducks, they are smaller and take a little less time! shows Lief how its done, and occasionally steps aside from dancing to help out the fledgling cook __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 12-14-2005 at 02:27 PM.

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