Teacup Café IV - Page 5

trolls' bane · 11-23-2005, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Butterbeer

Synchronisation complete in 5 ....

4...

3...
2...
1...

Synchronisation signal completed Mr T B

We have a fix!

Over and Out... (and ..er.. rubber ducky! ... pedal to the metal ..etc)

Mr B B
(just 2 of the the men in B)

Aye aye sir! All ahead full!

I mean...um...set course for South Ventura County, Warp Seven. There is an enigmatic atomic disturbance in sector Four B. I will reprogram the ship's positronic anti-electronic navigation protocol, and meanwhile we should attempt to establish the antithesis of a coherent caloric value for the double-helix re-creation of a malficient modulation of the fusion reactor matrix.

Spock · 11-23-2005, 01:09 PM

...ducks in and grabs a double espresso...then quietly sits down in the corner with Strider.

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Have you ever noticed how some days you just get washed over by the sense of cosmic emptiness and lack of meaning?

trolls' bane · 11-23-2005, 01:20 PM

Good, Spock, perfect timing!
Should I re-establish the disruptor locational beacon for the nanocomputer's flux capacitor into the helical nexus matrix? The binary couplings to the reactor are experiencing informational malfunction. You do know what a titanium composition diodetic synchronizer is, do you not? Well, I need you to go get a class 89.74 one that takes dihydrogen monoxide or hydro bicarbon as a main synthesizer.

Oh, bartender, I'll have some Corellian Ale while you're at it. Add a little glitterstim, will you?

Spock · 11-23-2005, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Good, Spock, perfect timing!

yes most fortuitous.

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Should I re-establish the disruptor locational beacon for the nanocomputer's flux capacitor into the helical nexus matrix............?

reprograms all food replicators so not accept alcoholic beverage requests from TB

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

You do know what a titanium composition diodetic synchronizer is, do you not?

Actually we stopped using those in June.

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

add a little glitterstim, will you?

Actually I can't. Former glam rock star Gary Glitter has been arrested in Vietnam where police want to question him about alleged child sex offences.

trolls' bane · 11-23-2005, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Spock

Actually I can't. Former glam rock star Gary Glitter has been arrested in Vietnam where police want to question him about alleged child sex offences.

No Glitterstim spice!

Okay, then I'll order some Melange. Now THAT can't be illegal, because once your addicted, you can't stop. If you od, you die. *blinks blue within blue eyes and takes sip out of stillsuit*

Spock · 11-23-2005, 01:40 PM

...I'm out o' here for now....puts down cup and runs for the door.

trolls' bane · 11-23-2005, 01:45 PM

*chases after spock on worm*

The last sane person · 11-23-2005, 02:23 PM

Tb, you are a giant twit. Perhaps that's why I like you....

*pours TB some frothy Corellian Ale and puts a dash of glitterstim in it*

The teacup has no drinking law. Here you go my good Grand Admiral!

*Leroy eyes the worm and licks his lips.* Um, TB, I'd scoot that thing on out of here before it ends up in Leroy's stomach!

trolls' bane · 11-23-2005, 02:58 PM

Thanks! *drinks*
Leroy is going to eat a 400 meter long giant sandworm. I think not. But I don't want either to eat me, so I'll get rid of the one I have control over.

The last sane person · 11-23-2005, 03:12 PM

Doubt Not Leroy's appetite. And he is a cat, he'll still kill it even if he doesnt want to eat it. But I dont think he'll kill you. Unless I ask. Or he's very hungry.

And besides, how would a 400 meter sand worm fit in the tea cup?

Butterbeer · 11-23-2005, 03:12 PM

wonder what happened to my reply to Mr T B ... the one about the furry dice getting in the way of the warp seven thingy ... the one where in an allusion to the original star-trek the furry dice were mutliplying like no one's business ... and where i pretended to know all that techo stuff ...??

probably vanished down another teaccup cafe time space continuim hole ...

it's those blasted kangaroos i say! ... always digging holes in the fabric of the teacup cafe's space time continuim doo-dah thingy ...

better call a time-lord approved plumber or something?

The last sane person · 11-23-2005, 03:13 PM

Speaking of Kangaroos....Any one up for a Kanga-steak? I can give you some shiraz that would go great with it!

Yes, things do tend to get burried in the Teacup, but perhaps all for the best.

So, constable BB, what's your pleasure?

Butterbeer · 11-23-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The last sane person

And besides, how would a 400 meter sand worm fit in the tea cup?

well, see the above post, it's the kangaroos again!

...wow, long time since i hit the 90 second rule .. yet MORE evidence of Antipodean bouncing space time trouble-makers - clearly!

*shouts*
PYTT!

The last sane person · 11-23-2005, 03:17 PM

Blasted Kangaroos...*Burts out laughing* Oh, that reminds me! I must find it!

*rummage* oh! how shocking, this is the first time I've ever seen constable BB not order something when he came into the Teacup.

trolls' bane · 11-23-2005, 03:17 PM

Cool. I should train an army of time-warp kangaroos.

Butterbeer · 11-23-2005, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The last sane person

Speaking of Kangaroos....Any one up for a Kanga-steak? I can give you some shiraz that would go great with it!

Yes, things do tend to get burried in the Teacup, but perhaps all for the best.

So, constable BB, what's your pleasure?

ahhh, the cloaked one, is it?

mmm... thankee kindly ... kanga steak, medium rare, your recomendation on a good house red ... shalots and lightly fired courgettes with a herb salad, please .... oh yes heavy on the wine!

(of course)

and ...er... what'll you have GUV?

The last sane person · 11-23-2005, 03:20 PM

Here it is! BB suddenly reminded me of it.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm

(beware, funny as hell)

Yeah, I am cloaked and lurking, after all i'm leader of the Shadowtroopers. Only fitting.

*writes down BB's order* I suggest the Yellow Tail shiraz (I just had some, and, By God, it's okay! I am amazed!) I am awaiting further shipment of wines, so its the only decent wine we have.

*goes and cooks the order, adn sets it up attractivly infront of BB* Here you are, good sir. As for me...*sneaks a glance around cafe* well, I can take a slight break and share some wine with you! How's the watch comming along?

Butterbeer · 11-23-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The last sane person

Blasted Kangaroos...*Burts out laughing* Oh, that reminds me! I must find it!

*rummage* oh! how shocking, this is the first time I've ever seen constable BB not order something when he came into the Teacup.

it's the kanga's -

... the time space doodah's are getting well warped ... see above

*counts ....86, 87,88,89 ... BINGO!

*

The last sane person · 11-23-2005, 03:25 PM

Oh, those pesky space doodahs, they'll do it to you alright! I've fought my way through many of them, and some of the worse ones will actually eat your post! How shocking!

Butterbeer · 11-23-2005, 03:31 PM

CLASSIC!

WTF?

kangaroos

... loved the pic of the kangaroo.

thanks Shah

that was really great .. gotta make something like that for Calling naz & kings ... if i get some time .. maybe christmas?

gonna put it in favourites ... under inspiration!

11-23-2005, 01:20 PM	#83
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Good, Spock, perfect timing! Should I re-establish the disruptor locational beacon for the nanocomputer's flux capacitor into the helical nexus matrix? The binary couplings to the reactor are experiencing informational malfunction. You do know what a titanium composition diodetic synchronizer is, do you not? Well, I need you to go get a class 89.74 one that takes dihydrogen monoxide or hydro bicarbon as a main synthesizer. Oh, bartender, I'll have some Corellian Ale while you're at it. Add a little glitterstim, will you? __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-23-2005, 01:40 PM	#86
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	...I'm out o' here for now....puts down cup and runs for the door. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

11-23-2005, 01:45 PM	#87
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	chases after spock on worm __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-23-2005, 02:23 PM	#88
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Tb, you are a giant twit. Perhaps that's why I like you.... pours TB some frothy Corellian Ale and puts a dash of glitterstim in it The teacup has no drinking law. Here you go my good Grand Admiral! Leroy eyes the worm and licks his lips. Um, TB, I'd scoot that thing on out of here before it ends up in Leroy's stomach! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-23-2005, 02:58 PM	#89
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Thanks! drinks Leroy is going to eat a 400 meter long giant sandworm. I think not. But I don't want either to eat me, so I'll get rid of the one I have control over. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-23-2005, 01:09 PM	#82
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	...ducks in and grabs a double espresso...then quietly sits down in the corner with Strider. ---------------------------------- Have you ever noticed how some days you just get washed over by the sense of cosmic emptiness and lack of meaning?

11-23-2005, 03:12 PM	#90
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Doubt Not Leroy's appetite. And he is a cat, he'll still kill it even if he doesnt want to eat it. But I dont think he'll kill you. Unless I ask. Or he's very hungry. And besides, how would a 400 meter sand worm fit in the tea cup? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-23-2005, 03:12 PM	#91
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	wonder what happened to my reply to Mr T B ... the one about the furry dice getting in the way of the warp seven thingy ... the one where in an allusion to the original star-trek the furry dice were mutliplying like no one's business ... and where i pretended to know all that techo stuff ...?? probably vanished down another teaccup cafe time space continuim hole ... it's those blasted kangaroos i say! ... always digging holes in the fabric of the teacup cafe's space time continuim doo-dah thingy ... better call a time-lord approved plumber or something?

11-23-2005, 03:13 PM	#92
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Speaking of Kangaroos....Any one up for a Kanga-steak? I can give you some shiraz that would go great with it! Yes, things do tend to get burried in the Teacup, but perhaps all for the best. So, constable BB, what's your pleasure? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-23-2005, 03:17 PM	#94
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Blasted Kangaroos...Burts out laughing Oh, that reminds me! I must find it! rummage oh! how shocking, this is the first time I've ever seen constable BB not order something when he came into the Teacup. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-23-2005, 03:20 PM	#97
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Here it is! BB suddenly reminded me of it. http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm (beware, funny as hell) Yeah, I am cloaked and lurking, after all i'm leader of the Shadowtroopers. Only fitting. writes down BB's order I suggest the Yellow Tail shiraz (I just had some, and, By God, it's okay! I am amazed!) I am awaiting further shipment of wines, so its the only decent wine we have. goes and cooks the order, adn sets it up attractivly infront of BB Here you are, good sir. As for me...sneaks a glance around cafe well, I can take a slight break and share some wine with you! How's the watch comming along? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 11-23-2005 at 03:23 PM.

11-23-2005, 03:25 PM	#99
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Oh, those pesky space doodahs, they'll do it to you alright! I've fought my way through many of them, and some of the worse ones will actually eat your post! How shocking! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-23-2005, 03:31 PM	#100
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	CLASSIC! WTF? kangaroos ... loved the pic of the kangaroo. thanks Shah that was really great .. gotta make something like that for Calling naz & kings ... if i get some time .. maybe christmas? gonna put it in favourites ... under inspiration!

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