War on gondor - Page 5

ItalianLegolas · 02-04-2005, 07:30 PM

but then a huorn spy for gondor kills him.

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 02-05-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by me9996

Huh? I thought this breed didn't have a soft spot.

Oh, there it is

You must be good archers!
I can see why you couldn't get my dragon, it's got exra body armor.

P.S.
Good thing dragons are good eating, better check these arrows for poison first!

Of course! All dragons have a weak spot. Even I, a hobbit from the West, know that.
Just two questions I'd like an answer to: What is the name of the land that you come from and why are attacking? To take of Middle Earth? HA!

ItalianLegolas · 02-06-2005, 11:38 AM

I shall now summon the Wind Lord Manwe!! That takes 1,000,000,000,000 Magic Points!! Oh wait, thats Final Fantasy. sorry bout that

Kellquenti · 02-06-2005, 05:24 PM

Oh Valar I've been away only days , admittingly conversing with the barmaid at the Chestnut mare , and all goblin hell has broken loose. Please kill this Emperor thing oh mighty hobbits or I may have to leave my ale and barmaid, to assist you, and I shall not be amused!

ItalianLegolas · 02-06-2005, 07:55 PM

in the dead of night I sleep into the emporers camp and slay him. so he is dead, we win the war, and I get lots of gold, fortune, and hot Hobbit chicks!!

Kellquenti · 02-07-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

in the dead of night I sleep into the emporers camp and slay him. so he is dead, we win the war, and I get lots of gold, fortune, and hot Hobbit chicks!!

And I get the ale and barmaid, bring your hobbitesses with you and we'll have a party.PS don't tell Sauron

ItalianLegolas · 02-07-2005, 04:35 PM

IT WILL BE A VERY SECRET PARTY!! oops... I think he heard.

me9996 · 02-07-2005, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

in the dead of night I sleep into the emporers camp and slay him. so he is dead, we win the war, and I get lots of gold, fortune, and hot Hobbit chicks!!

Of corse, you are killed by still loyal knights right after you kill me.
The forces of the north go back north, carying their dead leaders body with them.

Now I will leave you to party.

ItalianLegolas · 02-07-2005, 09:36 PM

wven if I die, I still killed you!

Kellquenti · 02-08-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

wven if I die, I still killed you!

Don't care little hobbit come back as a member of the army of the dead for all I care

You hobbits deserve a party, Don't be late or you'll miss the dragon curry!!!

PS bring a bottle this Inn doesn't serve decent wine!!

ItalianLegolas · 02-08-2005, 03:42 PM

I'm here!! I've brought some of my dead friends!! is that alright with you guys?

me9996 · 02-08-2005, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Kellquenti

And I get the ale and barmaid, bring your hobbitesses with you and we'll have a party.PS don't tell Sauron

I don't think he servived the ring insadent.

(This one takes place in the 4th age)

ItalianLegolas · 02-08-2005, 06:47 PM

you can never be to careful in this day and age my fellow-dead-emperor

Kellquenti · 02-10-2005, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

you can never be to careful in this day and age my fellow-dead-emperor

Exactly! you never know who's going to gatecrash your parties these days!

Bring who you want, Oh and dead Emperor your'e invited too

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 02-10-2005, 05:28 PM

Wow. I leave for two days and find that the emperor is dead and there's a party going on. A bottle of the Old Winyard it is!

ItalianLegolas · 02-11-2005, 08:41 AM

Where can some good Elvish DJ's be found??

Kellquenti · 02-12-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

Where can some good Elvish DJ's be found??

There aren't any

Perhaps a couple of (boring ) men may be able to priovide some semblance of music

Who cares,

ItalianLegolas · 02-13-2005, 03:34 AM

not interested then

Kellquenti · 02-15-2005, 04:54 PM

Sorry , then you'll miss out on all the fun, Orcs are expected,

The party may get interesting, however if you are not interested???

ItalianLegolas · 02-16-2005, 08:29 PM

not interested in the Men Dj's, they don't have mhad skilllllllls like the Elves

02-04-2005, 07:30 PM	#81
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	but then a huorn spy for gondor kills him. __________________ What was lost is now found.

02-06-2005, 11:38 AM	#83
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	I shall now summon the Wind Lord Manwe!! That takes 1,000,000,000,000 Magic Points!! Oh wait, thats Final Fantasy. sorry bout that __________________ What was lost is now found.

02-06-2005, 07:55 PM	#85
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	in the dead of night I sleep into the emporers camp and slay him. so he is dead, we win the war, and I get lots of gold, fortune, and hot Hobbit chicks!! __________________ What was lost is now found.

02-07-2005, 04:35 PM	#87
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	IT WILL BE A VERY SECRET PARTY!! oops... I think he heard. __________________ What was lost is now found.

02-07-2005, 09:36 PM	#89
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	wven if I die, I still killed you! __________________ What was lost is now found.

02-06-2005, 05:24 PM	#84
Kellquenti Enting Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Midhurst UK Posts: 88	Oh Valar I've been away only days , admittingly conversing with the barmaid at the Chestnut mare , and all goblin hell has broken loose. Please kill this Emperor thing oh mighty hobbits or I may have to leave my ale and barmaid, to assist you, and I shall not be amused!

02-08-2005, 03:42 PM	#91
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	I'm here!! I've brought some of my dead friends!! is that alright with you guys? __________________ What was lost is now found.

02-08-2005, 06:47 PM	#93
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	you can never be to careful in this day and age my fellow-dead-emperor __________________ What was lost is now found.

02-10-2005, 05:28 PM	#95
Meriadoc Brandybuck Magnificent Master of Buckland Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Buckland, U.S.A. Posts: 1,138	Wow. I leave for two days and find that the emperor is dead and there's a party going on. A bottle of the Old Winyard it is! __________________ But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer

02-11-2005, 08:41 AM	#96
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	Where can some good Elvish DJ's be found?? __________________ What was lost is now found.

02-13-2005, 03:34 AM	#98
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	not interested then __________________ What was lost is now found.

02-15-2005, 04:54 PM	#99
Kellquenti Enting Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Midhurst UK Posts: 88	Sorry , then you'll miss out on all the fun, Orcs are expected, The party may get interesting, however if you are not interested???

02-16-2005, 08:29 PM	#100
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	not interested in the Men Dj's, they don't have mhad skilllllllls like the Elves __________________ What was lost is now found.

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