The Second Entmooter's Party - Page 5

Faramir · 05-22-2002, 06:41 PM

Before Faramir goes under the table w\ Garina, he turns on Moulin Rouge "Because We Can" and the house really begins to rumble. Elfmaster XK starts doing backflips
F: Why thank you! *graciosly excepts som lembas*

***Earniel*** · 05-23-2002, 08:27 AM

*Eärniel wakes up from the noice around her. She glares at Elfmaster for a moment. Then she starts searching for the camera but can't find it* Some one hasss ssssstolen my precioussssss! My preciousssss! Lossssst! *she goes in search for the thief, sniffing like a ringwraith*

Garina · 05-23-2002, 08:30 AM

Uh oh!

Earniel woke up.

*Garina runs for it!*

Garina · 05-23-2002, 09:19 AM

Help me someone!!!
*Is being chased by angry Eärniel in pursuit of camera*

Please, help!

Faramir · 05-23-2002, 11:18 AM

Faramir is absentmindedly swinging a large, spiked club. He accidentally hits Earniel over the head.
Earniel: No casuallties he says! *passes out*
The camera is lying on the floor. Faramir takes a picture of Earniel knocked out on the floor with his own camera then stuffs it back in his pack. He then tosses the club out the window so no one else can use it.

***Earniel*** · 05-23-2002, 11:24 AM

Eärniel: *wakes up*You can not hide, I see all.... You cannot hide.... Only in death...sniff, sniff...*walks between the mooters nose bent to the ground* My preciousssss, I will have you again....*reaches table and hisses* Yesssss, itsss wassss here....my preciousssss.... thief, thief, Garina....

Faramir:*still under the table* There are no Garina's here! They're all in Hobbiton...I mean somewhere else!

Eärniel:*eyes Faramir suspiciously* Nassssty hobbitssss hitting poor Eärniel...... Where'sssss my preciousssss? *hisses* Baggins...Shire... I mean off course... Garina.... somewhere else.... *goes again sniffing Garina's trail*

Garina · 05-23-2002, 11:31 AM

It is strange that we should suffer so much torment and regret for such a small thing... *looks at camera*

***Earniel*** · 05-23-2002, 01:11 PM

*spots Garina* AHA! hand over the camera she-elf!

Garina · 05-23-2002, 03:25 PM

Garina: Never! It's my preciousssssssssssss!

***Earniel*** · 05-23-2002, 05:36 PM

Eärniel: No, no, no! You should say: 'If you want him come and claim him', so I can say 'don't mind if I do'. Really how do you think we can have a decent fight if you don't follow the rules?

Garina: Well Duh, no way I'm saying that lame line. Faramir had camera too, steal his if you must. I saw him take a picture of you.

Eärniel: There is only One Camera and that's the one you're holding. I can't steal his yet, I want him to turn into a camerawraight. Oh dang, now you've got me revealing the plot! Oh well, back to basics. Nasssssty hobbitsssss they sssstole my preciousssssss......

Faramir · 05-23-2002, 05:48 PM

Faramir dissapears into the bathroom.
All of a sudden, waves come out of the bathroom shaped like horses.
Earniel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH!
Earniel is swept away.

Katt_knome_hobbit · 05-23-2002, 06:37 PM

*When the water clears away, Katt is found drowned on the floor*

Tano~Is she dead yet?

Everyone else~NO

Tano~Is she dead yet?

Everyone else~NO

Tano~Goddamn it! Why isn't she dead yet?

Everyone else~She's dead.

Tano~Yay!

*Then out of Katts throat came a watery dead voice*

Katt~Faramir, you shall be King of all Middle Earth. Here, have some Lembas.

Faramir~Score! Lembas!

OOC: I couldn't Resist myself!

TinuvielChild · 05-23-2002, 09:16 PM

ooc: now then, why is it that ALL of the RPGs, etc, (thinking of the WWYD thread and Why are you Weird?) ultimately end up following the plot of LotR to some extent? i mean, whatever. *shrugs*

Faramir · 05-23-2002, 09:57 PM

I'm King! I have lembas!

Garina · 05-24-2002, 03:03 AM

ooc: yes it is kind of worrying, TC. Earniel started it!!!

*Decides to give camera to Elfmaster XK*

*Finds lembas*
Garina: YES! *starts eating*

***Earniel*** · 05-24-2002, 04:03 AM

Eärniel stands up dripping wet and wipes the hair out of her face.

Eärniel: Sure fine, whatever... Blame it all on me... Using a flash flood on ME, of all people ME! After all the tidal waves I have used on the entmoot...sniff... Sooo unfair! But my eyes are open now. Every one is against me! Nobody likes me! Every body hates! This world has no place left for me! *runs away crying to the balcony but steals Garina's lembas as she runs past her and eats it on the balcony* Nasssssty hobbits...*chomp*...poor Eärniel ... sniff.... *chomp*... poor me.... can't even act gollumish occasionally.... *chomp*

Garina · 05-24-2002, 04:08 AM

*Garina feels surge of guilt*

Garina: Ok, Eärniel. here's your camera. Do you want some cheesecake?

Finrod Felagund · 05-24-2002, 08:10 AM

Finally Finrod sees that things are getting out of hand so he takes away all the alcohol, especially the miruvore.
"Now evetryone, lets sober up a bit before we start that again."

"Lembas are enough for now, oh yeah, I brought some honey cakes that Beorn made for me as well"

Garina · 05-24-2002, 08:13 AM

But, but, but... that's not fair!!!

*Goes and sulks under the table*

Finrod Felagund · 05-24-2002, 09:27 AM

Finrod - Get out from under there and have some of Beorn's honey cakes

C'mon everyone honey cakes and Lembas and cheesecake for everyone. And Cram, if anyone likes hard tasteless wafers.

05-22-2002, 06:41 PM	#81
Faramir Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ithilien Posts: 353	Before Faramir goes under the table w\ Garina, he turns on Moulin Rouge "Because We Can" and the house really begins to rumble. Elfmaster XK starts doing backflips F: Why thank you! graciosly excepts som lembas __________________ This is the Window of the Sunset, Henneth Annun, fairest of all the falls of Ithilien, land of many fountains."-Faramir, Chapter IV, The Two Towers ========================== FRODO LIVES!!! ========================== YODA IS DA MAN!!! ========================== I Love Jesus!

05-23-2002, 08:27 AM	#82
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eärniel wakes up from the noice around her. She glares at Elfmaster for a moment. Then she starts searching for the camera but can't find it Some one hasss ssssstolen my precioussssss! My preciousssss! Lossssst! she goes in search for the thief, sniffing like a ringwraith __________________ We are not things.

05-23-2002, 08:30 AM	#83
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Uh oh! Earniel woke up. Garina runs for it! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 09:19 AM	#84
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Help me someone!!! Is being chased by angry Eärniel in pursuit of camera Please, help! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 11:18 AM	#85
Faramir Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ithilien Posts: 353	Faramir is absentmindedly swinging a large, spiked club. He accidentally hits Earniel over the head. Earniel: No casuallties he says! passes out The camera is lying on the floor. Faramir takes a picture of Earniel knocked out on the floor with his own camera then stuffs it back in his pack. He then tosses the club out the window so no one else can use it. __________________ This is the Window of the Sunset, Henneth Annun, fairest of all the falls of Ithilien, land of many fountains."-Faramir, Chapter IV, The Two Towers ========================== FRODO LIVES!!! ========================== YODA IS DA MAN!!! ========================== I Love Jesus!

05-23-2002, 11:24 AM	#86
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eärniel: wakes upYou can not hide, I see all.... You cannot hide.... Only in death...sniff, sniff...walks between the mooters nose bent to the ground My preciousssss, I will have you again....reaches table and hisses Yesssss, itsss wassss here....my preciousssss.... thief, thief, Garina.... Faramir:still under the table There are no Garina's here! They're all in Hobbiton...I mean somewhere else! Eärniel:eyes Faramir suspiciously Nassssty hobbitssss hitting poor Eärniel...... Where'sssss my preciousssss? hisses Baggins...Shire... I mean off course... Garina.... somewhere else.... goes again sniffing Garina's trail __________________ We are not things. Last edited by Earniel : 05-23-2002 at 11:26 AM.

05-23-2002, 11:31 AM	#87
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	It is strange that we should suffer so much torment and regret for such a small thing... looks at camera __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 01:11 PM	#88
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	spots Garina AHA! hand over the camera she-elf! __________________ We are not things.

05-23-2002, 03:25 PM	#89
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Garina: Never! It's my preciousssssssssssss! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 05:36 PM	#90
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eärniel: No, no, no! You should say: 'If you want him come and claim him', so I can say 'don't mind if I do'. Really how do you think we can have a decent fight if you don't follow the rules? Garina: Well Duh, no way I'm saying that lame line. Faramir had camera too, steal his if you must. I saw him take a picture of you. Eärniel: There is only One Camera and that's the one you're holding. I can't steal his yet, I want him to turn into a camerawraight. Oh dang, now you've got me revealing the plot! Oh well, back to basics. Nasssssty hobbitsssss they sssstole my preciousssssss...... __________________ We are not things.

05-23-2002, 05:48 PM	#91
Faramir Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ithilien Posts: 353	Faramir dissapears into the bathroom. All of a sudden, waves come out of the bathroom shaped like horses. Earniel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH! Earniel is swept away. __________________ This is the Window of the Sunset, Henneth Annun, fairest of all the falls of Ithilien, land of many fountains."-Faramir, Chapter IV, The Two Towers ========================== FRODO LIVES!!! ========================== YODA IS DA MAN!!! ========================== I Love Jesus!

05-23-2002, 06:37 PM	#92
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	When the water clears away, Katt is found drowned on the floor Tano~Is she dead yet? Everyone else~NO Tano~Is she dead yet? Everyone else~NO Tano~Goddamn it! Why isn't she dead yet? Everyone else~She's dead. Tano~Yay! Then out of Katts throat came a watery dead voice Katt~Faramir, you shall be King of all Middle Earth. Here, have some Lembas. Faramir~Score! Lembas! OOC: I couldn't Resist myself! __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

05-23-2002, 09:16 PM	#93
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	ooc: now then, why is it that ALL of the RPGs, etc, (thinking of the WWYD thread and Why are you Weird?) ultimately end up following the plot of LotR to some extent? i mean, whatever. shrugs __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

05-23-2002, 09:57 PM	#94
Faramir Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ithilien Posts: 353	I'm King! I have lembas! __________________ This is the Window of the Sunset, Henneth Annun, fairest of all the falls of Ithilien, land of many fountains."-Faramir, Chapter IV, The Two Towers ========================== FRODO LIVES!!! ========================== YODA IS DA MAN!!! ========================== I Love Jesus!

05-24-2002, 03:03 AM	#95
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	ooc: yes it is kind of worrying, TC. Earniel started it!!! Decides to give camera to Elfmaster XK Finds lembas Garina: YES! starts eating __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 04:03 AM	#96
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eärniel stands up dripping wet and wipes the hair out of her face. Eärniel: Sure fine, whatever... Blame it all on me... Using a flash flood on ME, of all people ME! After all the tidal waves I have used on the entmoot...sniff... Sooo unfair! But my eyes are open now. Every one is against me! Nobody likes me! Every body hates! This world has no place left for me! runs away crying to the balcony but steals Garina's lembas as she runs past her and eats it on the balcony Nasssssty hobbits...chomp...poor Eärniel ... sniff.... chomp... poor me.... can't even act gollumish occasionally.... chomp __________________ We are not things.

05-24-2002, 04:08 AM	#97
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Garina feels surge of guilt Garina: Ok, Eärniel. here's your camera. Do you want some cheesecake? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 08:10 AM	#98
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	Finally Finrod sees that things are getting out of hand so he takes away all the alcohol, especially the miruvore. "Now evetryone, lets sober up a bit before we start that again." "Lembas are enough for now, oh yeah, I brought some honey cakes that Beorn made for me as well"

05-24-2002, 08:13 AM	#99
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	But, but, but... that's not fair!!! Goes and sulks under the table __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 09:27 AM	#100
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	Finrod - Get out from under there and have some of Beorn's honey cakes C'mon everyone honey cakes and Lembas and cheesecake for everyone. And Cram, if anyone likes hard tasteless wafers.

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