A few ways to tell if you are obsessed with LOTR II

[me9996]

If you think that the 7 dwarves from Snow White and the seven dwarves are the same dwarves as the ones who survived from the hobbit to the lord of the rings

[me9996]

You know you're obsessed if:

1:You cannot see a ring of any sort without muttering 'gollum gollum'.

2:You regularly wake up saying 'No! I don't have the ring!'

3:You are never invited to sleepovers because you talk about LOTR in your sleep.

4:Your door has the words 'you shall not pass' on it.

5:Your door has the words (In elvish!) from the doors of moria!

6:You never get invited to camping trips because you only pack unfilled poptarts!

7:You are never invited to costume partys as noone understands what you're dressed as.
(Example: You dress up a legendary elf or something)

8:You have had serjectly altered your ears to be pointy (Everyone thinks you're spock!)

9:You think any book, movie, or televitoin show is a cheep LOTR rip off.
(Examples:Spocks and elf, Star wars seems to copy LOTR, Fiddler on the roof resembles LOTR, ETC.)

10:You think the Ilid is based on LOTR, no one can tell you it was written before LOTR!

[me9996]

I seem to have killed the thread .

You know if you're obsessed if:

1:You always say 'cheese' in a gollum voice.

2:You know alot about golums as you keep mistakeing the word 'golum' for 'gollum'
(FYI: A golum is a clay giant made and animated by a jewish preast)

3:You toss any rings you ever find into fireplaces.

4:You have read every book tolkien's ever writen without ever thinking of giveing up this whole LOTR thing.

5:You were a funny hat that resembles Gandalfs

6:When you see starwars and Jar-Jar says 'bombad' you think of Tom Bombadil!

7:You can remember the last names of Arwen, Eowen, Gandalf, Gimli, Gollum, and Bombor, I'm not shure all of them have last names

8:You fear trees.

9:You try to mine because dwarves made it look so easy.

10:When you fill out anything that has 'race' as one of the things to fill out you put down 'elf' or 'hobbit'.

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

Originally Posted by me9996

10:When you fill out anything that has 'race' as one of the things to fill out you put down 'elf' or 'hobbit'.

I should try that sometime!

[me9996]

You know you're obsessed with LOTR if:

1:If you find a gold ring on the ground (wow) you try to bring it to the nearest valcano and throw it in, being very careful of the rings previus owner.

2:When on a merry go round you yell: DEEEEEAAAAATTTHHHH (And get kicked off)

3:You spend days at a time looking for hobbits (and posably sailing to england to do it!)

4:When two magitians are haveing a fight you never get involved -ever-

5:You dress in a different LOTR costum every day (You made most of them)

6:You are very annoyed that the Gimli post icon(When posting in the Tolkien half of the board look below your unfinished post) looks like a viking

7:You wonder every day if the nasguil have eyes.

8:Everyone you lives nearby you with lawn gnomes puts large heavy fences up with locked gates(You keep stealing lawn gnomes)

9:You are not dedured from they're actions in #8 and clime over gollum stile.

10:And finealy the people in #8 & #9 litter their lawns with plastic rings so you take those insted(It works)

[me9996]

You know you're obsessed if:
1:You think the 4th of july has something to do with LOTR.

2:You send up fireworks that make explotions that look like LOTR caricters.

3:You are scared of black squirrels.

4:You act like Gimli at the fireworks.

5:You were a grey cloke, a silver scarf, a fake beard(or maybe a real on) and a strange blue hat while setting off fireworks

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by me9996

You know you're obsessed if:

1:You cannot see a ring of any sort without muttering 'gollum gollum'.


4:Your door has the words 'you shall not pass' on it.


6:You never get invited to camping trips because you only pack unfilled poptarts!


8:You have had serjectly altered your ears to be pointy (Everyone thinks you're spock!)

9:You think any book, movie, or televitoin show is a cheep LOTR rip off.
(Examples:Spocks and elf, Star wars seems to copy LOTR, Fiddler on the roof resembles LOTR, ETC.)

10:You think the Iliad is based on LOTR, no one can tell you it was written before LOTR!

No.1 is great...I only wish I had my own ring...

I don't have a sign that says "You shall not pass", but I do have one that says "Hostel del Muerto"

What's no.6 about?

The last three are just top notch

[me9996]

#6 is about unfilled poptarts, they look like lembras

[durinsbane2244]

if you're currently very excited about that survey that is possibly happening...

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

Originally Posted by durinsbane2244

if you're currently very excited about that survey that is possibly happening...

Survey? What survey? *gets excited*

[durinsbane2244]

goodie! check the thread within this forum than.

[Surveyor]

You're know you're obsessed with LOTR if:

You dream that you're standing in a hospital with Arwen, who has bubonic plague, and you notice nine tall guys dressed in robes wandering menacingly towards you and Arwen.

Arwen flips out and tries to run, but the nine tall guys are just trying to keep her in the hospital because she's sick, so they're actually all right.

But Arwen still escapes and makes it to a park outside the hospital, where she falls to the ground, still trying to escape from the nine tall guys. But she's dying and she can crawl only so fast, see, so the nine tall guys are gaining on her.

But suddenly YOU'RE Arwen and you need to write your full name in the grass before you die. You scrawl "Arwen Varda," but can't remember the first name, which starts with a "D."

So you die and wake up. And you realize that the initials of Arwen's name (DAV) are also the first three letters in your name. You therefore conclude that you are really a half-elven princess trapped in the body of a 21st century male who needs to get a life.

And that's a true story, by the way.

[me9996]

Dreams can be quite a jumble...
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You know you're obsessed if:

1:You nodice that your name starts with the same letter as a caricter from LOTR (Doesn't everybodys?)

2:You call your uncle 'Bilbo'

3:You have nearly every atempt at makeing a LOTR movie (I've seen some older trys in librarys)

4:You have a dream about LOTR every night (It helps that you read it every night!)

5:You re-read LOTR every few days.

[me9996]

Here's another one: You know you're obsessed with LOTR if every time you go up a flight of stairs you say "Up, up, up the stairs we go!"...

I just did that, first time I've ever done it

[katya]

You can't think about certain numbers the same any more- seven automatically brings Feanor's sons to mind, nine the fellowship or perhaps the nazgul, etc.

I once decided to kill time by naming the beads on my friendship bracelet-took about ten seconds. "Well, if there's 7, naturally it's Maedhros, Maglor, Celegorm, Caranthir, Curufin, Amrod, and Amras."

[durinsbane2244]

Originally Posted by Surveyor

You're know you're obsessed with LOTR if:

You dream that you're standing in a hospital with Arwen, who has bubonic plague, and you notice nine tall guys dressed in robes wandering menacingly towards you and Arwen.

Arwen flips out and tries to run, but the nine tall guys are just trying to keep her in the hospital because she's sick, so they're actually all right.

But Arwen still escapes and makes it to a park outside the hospital, where she falls to the ground, still trying to escape from the nine tall guys. But she's dying and she can crawl only so fast, see, so the nine tall guys are gaining on her.

But suddenly YOU'RE Arwen and you need to write your full name in the grass before you die. You scrawl "Arwen Varda," but can't remember the first name, which starts with a "D."

So you die and wake up. And you realize that the initials of Arwen's name (DAV) are also the first three letters in your name. You therefore conclude that you are really a half-elven princess trapped in the body of a 21st century male who needs to get a life.

And that's a true story, by the way.

wow...a shame that it's a princess, though...just...don't get an operation, eh?

[me9996]

You know you're obsessed with LOTR if:

1:You have been known to build treehouses without stop.

2:You can clime trees better than anyone in town (And conclude you're an elf)

3:You never eat anything that isn't mentioned as food in LOTR

4:You have dug pits and put lawn gnomes in them, you say their dwarves

5:You're guilty of everything ever shown on this thread and it's preisesor

[Huorn]

That obession test was dumb! I say the more obessed the person was the more hasty he is. They should have used more hasty and more powerful creatures to represent the greater obsession. I love the books but I don't love the actor aspect of it.

[me9996]

Obsessed with LOTR don't be so hasty ms. Hourn (Hahaha)
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You know you're obsessed with LOTR if:

1:I don't have to explain the lembrass/ unfilled poptarts jokes to you

2:You think all the caricters in childrens shows have been brainwashed by Souron!

3:You have a Gollum stuffed animal (CREEPY!!!)

4:You eat LOTR themed cookies

5:You do not say any words that were not in LOTR, if it wasn't in LOTR you don't think it's a word.
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[Huorn]

My post ended up in the wrong thread. I was wondering where the post went. Anyways it was meant for the personality test thread.

All contribute some to this particular discussion.

You know you're obsessed with LOTR if:

1. You name your dog Gollum.

2. You think a quaking aspen is a Mallorn.

3. You sign all your letters with your name in Elvish

4. You eat your fish raw in imitation of Gollum (groossssss!)

5. You put Ent and Huorn faces on all the trees in your yard.

6. You name your trees after Ents in the story.

7. You put Rogaine on the tops of your feet to make them furry like Hobbit feet.