They'd never say that! - Page 5

Christiana · 06-12-2002, 09:19 PM

Well,seeing thats refering to smallpox,it might not b far off.

Arathorn · 06-12-2002, 09:25 PM

Gollum as he falls into the Crack of Doom: "DOH!" (Homer Simpsonish)

Frodo to Gollum: "Eat my Shorts!"

Sicirus · 06-14-2002, 11:11 AM

Aragorn

makes Tarzan call) I am the king of the jungle.

Gandalf to wolves:
Geezes you guess siriously need to brush you;r teeth. Or at least eat a breath meant.

Gandalf: (draws lightning bolt on forehead) Look everyone I am Harry Potter!

Garina · 06-14-2002, 11:33 AM

lol! Very funny

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Heather Wooltoes · 06-14-2002, 01:06 PM

Aragorn to Arwen: We have to talk....You see...I've met someone else, a cute little Tavern maid. What can I say?...a guy has his needs and you weren't putting out We've got 3 kids and I was going to tell you sooner but I didn't want to hurt you and I didn't want your dad to hurt ME so I'm going to go now. i'm so sorry, I'm sure you'll find someone else. We can still be friends.

Arwen: Thats ok...I only dated you to piss off Daddy anyways, Like really...no guys worth killing yourself over....Sure we can be friends....Sooooo friend, whats your little WH**** name anyways?...............

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-14-2002, 01:16 PM

Aragorn: (at Amon Hen) You know guys, this whole quest business is getting old. I mean, Boromir's gone, Frodo and Sam are off to Mordor, and who knows where Merry and Pippin are, so really, I don't see any point in following them. Why don't we just find a nice tavern and relax?

Sicirus · 06-14-2002, 01:58 PM

lol
Hobbits at Barrow downs
TB: Ok, I will go find you'r ponies. But If you do decide to be free and run around naked, do not start laughing. You'll scare people.

gandalf to Arwen
So still going with Aragorn?
I say you ditch him and join me in Valar.
I mean common he is only going to live for so long.

(this would probably be considered very mean for Gandalf to say)

Garina · 06-14-2002, 02:10 PM

True, but the expression on Arwen's face would be worth it!

Smaug: No really Mr Barrel Rider. Take all the treasure. I have used this time alone to improve my soul, and I no longer care about earthly goods.

Grishnakh: Come on, my friends. Let us sort out this disagreement without bloodshed.

Eowyn: If you must take the Paths of the Dead, then take me with you.
Aragorn: You just don't take the hint, do you? I'm trying to get away from you.
(This would have been unbelievably harsh!)

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-14-2002, 02:13 PM

ooh, poor Eowyn!

Eowyn: Please let me take the Paths of the Dead with you, because I really like you and I want to follow you around, and see, if I marry you then I could get away from my dear, but senile, uncle...did I just say all that outloud?

Comic Book Guy · 06-14-2002, 02:39 PM

Tom Bombadil: "Yes"

Jador · 06-14-2002, 04:05 PM

Frodo "I will take the ring-I've been to Mordor before!"

Heather Wooltoes · 06-14-2002, 04:49 PM

Aragorn fighting Lurtz: Come on sweetie..you know you want it, gimme some sugar . You my B****!

Jador · 06-14-2002, 06:50 PM

Gimli "that makes my count one"
Legolas "My count is now two,I just can't be bothered"
Gimli "No,neither can I,Orc's arn't that bad anyway."

Elvenking "Ahh dwarves,welcome to Mirkwood."
Thorin "Alright Bard ,you can have some treasure"

Gandalf "I can't fly,you fools!"

Comic Book Guy · 06-14-2002, 06:51 PM

I've said this before, there is a thread at the top that explains this but Lurtz doesn't exist when talking about Tolkiens writing HeatherWoolToes.

Heather Wooltoes · 06-14-2002, 07:02 PM

oops, my bad....
I'm new, please forgive , I forgot which forum I was in..

Whimper........

Jador · 06-14-2002, 07:15 PM

"Never meddle in the affair's of Gollums,for they ae evil,skinny and quick to bite."

The Ringbearer · 06-14-2002, 08:51 PM

Frodo: Tell me about it!

Arathorn · 06-14-2002, 10:40 PM

Tom B: YES! The ring is MINE! Mwahahahah!

Sicirus · 06-15-2002, 02:40 PM

lol
Tom B:guess what everybody?
Common, guess.
AAAARRRR Why do I even bother?

frodo: I hate you Sam.
Sam: Frodo get you'r skinny a%$ up and help me tie up Boromir. While he is asleep this time.

Aragorn: I do not use swords anymore. Now I use bows. So Frodo want Anduril?

The Ringbearer · 06-15-2002, 10:44 PM

Frodo: Oooohhhhh! Can I keep Sting too?

06-12-2002, 09:19 PM	#81
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Well,seeing thats refering to smallpox,it might not b far off. __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-12-2002, 09:25 PM	#82
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Gollum as he falls into the Crack of Doom: "DOH!" (Homer Simpsonish) Frodo to Gollum: "Eat my Shorts!" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-14-2002, 11:11 AM	#83
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Aragornmakes Tarzan call) I am the king of the jungle. Gandalf to wolves: Geezes you guess siriously need to brush you;r teeth. Or at least eat a breath meant. Gandalf: (draws lightning bolt on forehead) Look everyone I am Harry Potter! __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-14-2002, 11:33 AM	#84
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	lol! Very funny. __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-14-2002, 01:06 PM	#85
Heather Wooltoes Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 182	Aragorn to Arwen: We have to talk....You see...I've met someone else, a cute little Tavern maid. What can I say?...a guy has his needs and you weren't putting out We've got 3 kids and I was going to tell you sooner but I didn't want to hurt you and I didn't want your dad to hurt ME so I'm going to go now. i'm so sorry, I'm sure you'll find someone else. We can still be friends. Arwen: Thats ok...I only dated you to piss off Daddy anyways, Like really...no guys worth killing yourself over....Sure we can be friends....Sooooo friend, whats your little WH** name anyways?............... __________________ Sometimes the Dragon Wins. Don't p* me off.....I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

06-14-2002, 01:16 PM	#86
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Aragorn: (at Amon Hen) You know guys, this whole quest business is getting old. I mean, Boromir's gone, Frodo and Sam are off to Mordor, and who knows where Merry and Pippin are, so really, I don't see any point in following them. Why don't we just find a nice tavern and relax? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-14-2002, 01:58 PM	#87
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol Hobbits at Barrow downs TB: Ok, I will go find you'r ponies. But If you do decide to be free and run around naked, do not start laughing. You'll scare people. gandalf to Arwen So still going with Aragorn? I say you ditch him and join me in Valar. I mean common he is only going to live for so long. (this would probably be considered very mean for Gandalf to say) __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-14-2002, 02:10 PM	#88
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	True, but the expression on Arwen's face would be worth it! Smaug: No really Mr Barrel Rider. Take all the treasure. I have used this time alone to improve my soul, and I no longer care about earthly goods. Grishnakh: Come on, my friends. Let us sort out this disagreement without bloodshed. Eowyn: If you must take the Paths of the Dead, then take me with you. Aragorn: You just don't take the hint, do you? I'm trying to get away from you. (This would have been unbelievably harsh!) __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-14-2002, 02:13 PM	#89
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	ooh, poor Eowyn! Eowyn: Please let me take the Paths of the Dead with you, because I really like you and I want to follow you around, and see, if I marry you then I could get away from my dear, but senile, uncle...did I just say all that outloud? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-14-2002, 02:39 PM	#90
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	Tom Bombadil: "Yes"

06-14-2002, 04:05 PM	#91
Jador Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Land of my Fathers. Posts: 184	Frodo "I will take the ring-I've been to Mordor before!" __________________ 'Some who have read the book.. have found it boring,absurd or contemptible;and I have no cause to complain,since I have similar opinions of thier works...'-JRRT 'If he wins back to the caves,he will pass your count again... Never did I see an axe so wielded'-Aragorn Last edited by Jador : 06-14-2002 at 04:08 PM.

06-14-2002, 04:49 PM	#92
Heather Wooltoes Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 182	Aragorn fighting Lurtz: Come on sweetie..you know you want it, gimme some sugar . You my B**! __________________ Sometimes the Dragon Wins. Don't p* me off.....I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

06-14-2002, 06:50 PM	#93
Jador Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Land of my Fathers. Posts: 184	Gimli "that makes my count one" Legolas "My count is now two,I just can't be bothered" Gimli "No,neither can I,Orc's arn't that bad anyway." Elvenking "Ahh dwarves,welcome to Mirkwood." Thorin "Alright Bard ,you can have some treasure" Gandalf "I can't fly,you fools!" __________________ 'Some who have read the book.. have found it boring,absurd or contemptible;and I have no cause to complain,since I have similar opinions of thier works...'-JRRT 'If he wins back to the caves,he will pass your count again... Never did I see an axe so wielded'-Aragorn

06-14-2002, 06:51 PM	#94
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	I've said this before, there is a thread at the top that explains this but Lurtz doesn't exist when talking about Tolkiens writing HeatherWoolToes.

06-14-2002, 07:02 PM	#95
Heather Wooltoes Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 182	oops, my bad.... I'm new, please forgive , I forgot which forum I was in.. Whimper........ __________________ Sometimes the Dragon Wins. Don't p*** me off.....I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

06-14-2002, 07:15 PM	#96
Jador Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Land of my Fathers. Posts: 184	"Never meddle in the affair's of Gollums,for they ae evil,skinny and quick to bite." __________________ 'Some who have read the book.. have found it boring,absurd or contemptible;and I have no cause to complain,since I have similar opinions of thier works...'-JRRT 'If he wins back to the caves,he will pass your count again... Never did I see an axe so wielded'-Aragorn

06-14-2002, 08:51 PM	#97
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	Frodo: Tell me about it! __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!

06-14-2002, 10:40 PM	#98
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Tom B: YES! The ring is MINE! Mwahahahah! __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-15-2002, 02:40 PM	#99
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol Tom B:guess what everybody? Common, guess. AAAARRRR Why do I even bother? frodo: I hate you Sam. Sam: Frodo get you'r skinny a%$ up and help me tie up Boromir. While he is asleep this time. Aragorn: I do not use swords anymore. Now I use bows. So Frodo want Anduril? __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-15-2002, 10:44 PM	#100
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	Frodo: Oooohhhhh! Can I keep Sting too? __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!