![]() |
![]() |
#81 | |
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
Quote:
![]() ![]()
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#82 | |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden
Posts: 9,481
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#83 | |
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
(Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker enter the emperors room in the death star, luke is standing backwards)
Darth Vader:Luke, turn around. Luke:I will never turn to the dark side!
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer ![]() Ring smith ![]() ![]() Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#84 | |
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
(Darth Vader is fighting a Jedi)
Jedi:Ha! I will defeat you! Darth Vader:You underestamate the dark side of the force! And the force tickle! (The jedi falls to the floor realing with laughter) Darth Vader:I love force tickleing people. Stormtrooper:Why don't you kill him? (Darth vader force tickles the stormtrooper)
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer ![]() Ring smith ![]() ![]() Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#85 | |
Spaceman Spiff
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me
Posts: 1,438
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
Do you hear that? |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#86 | |
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
Quote:
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#87 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Vancouver, Canada
Posts: 251
|
Sideus: hey! wanna go get a coffee or something?
Yoda: sure, i'd like that.
__________________
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#88 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom
Posts: 230
|
Here is one...
________________ Vader Vs. Luke Vader: Join me, we will rule the galaxy together! Luke: NOOOOOO--- (suddenly cut off) (Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin enter) Frodo: Merry, Pippin, why do you two have to carry the map? Sam: Ya, where is the map? Merry: Map, what map? Pippin:I thought that lettuce tasted funny... Frodo(to Vader): Cand you tell us the way to Mount Doom? Vader: No Frodo: thank you. where are we? Luke: Cloud City, Bespin Frodo:?? Thank you. how do we get back to Rivendall? Luke: no clue Sam: good bye sir! (Hobbits leave) Vader: Continue... Luke: Ok, NOOOOO... |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#89 |
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
LOL!
![]() And welcome, by the way. ![]()
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#90 | |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom
Posts: 230
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#91 | |
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
Vader:Beware the evil lepricans!
Luke:Huh? Vader:Those little irish elf things... Luke:Leprucans? Lepricens? Vader:I take it you don't know how to spell it eather... Luke:Yup. __________________ (My little brother came up with this) Luke:I dink we should do another lightsaber fight sometime... Vader:I dink uh, okay! (1 minute lader) Luke:It's dime for the lightsaber fight! Vader:You can... I can... forget about this... Luke:Hey you can't leave now! Vader:Okay, I will use my lightsaber! (da dink dat han solo pilots enders the seen) Derecter:LUUUUUNNNNNNCCCCCCCHHHHHHH BBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAKKKKKKEEE!!!
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer ![]() Ring smith ![]() ![]() Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#92 | |
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
Quote:
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#93 |
Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: College!
Posts: 1,976
|
A long, long, long, very long, millions of centuries ago long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, far parsecs of light-years away... VERBOSE WARS Episode I: The Phantom Adjectives
__________________
Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#94 | |
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
(Anikin getting on the jedi council in eps III)
Mace:You're on the council, but you're not a master. Anikin:That's not fair! Yoda:Cheese with that whine you want? Obi-wan(To himself):I gotta remember that one... (Later...) Luke:You didn't tell me Leia was my sister! That was SOO WEIRD!!! Obi-wan:Cheese with that whine you want? Luke:You're starting to sound like yoda. Obi-wan:AAA!!! NO!!! I MENT DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE WITH THAT WHINE!!! Luke:Why am I lisening to this guy? Obi-wan:Realy! Your grandpa was middiclorains! Luke:Ha! Next you'll be telling me that Padme' Amadala is my mother! Obi-wan:About that... Luke: ![]()
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer ![]() Ring smith ![]() ![]() Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#95 | |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom
Posts: 230
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#96 | |
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
Thank you,
__________________ Luke:Um... Leia? Leia:Yes? Luke:Obi-wan told me something, you're my sister! Leia: ![]() Both:EWW!!! Boba Fett:You guys are even more clones than me! (Luke and Leia look at him) Boba ![]() Luke & Leia: ![]() __________________
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer ![]() Ring smith ![]() ![]() Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#97 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom
Posts: 230
|
*The first Death Star is under attack*
Stormtrooper 1: Those Rebels cannot do this! Stormtrooper 2: Yes they can, you don't want them to... Officer: You two! At the guns! On the double! Stormtrooper 1: But they... Officer: No buts! They cannot dist... (suddenly stops) Officer: (yells) Save yourselfs! Retreat! We are going... *Death Star explodes, Rebels are confused at the signal and find out its from the Death Star* Pilot: Sir, do want me to find out anything? Officer: Na, they goners.
__________________
I am Queen Tallie Falcon. Do not mess with me. ![]() US KALIANS WILL RULE THOSE FROM THE REPUBLIC! ![]() Kalia rocks! ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#98 | |
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
Stormtrooper1:I know how to ask for cold cat soup in spanish!
Stormtrooper2:Oh realy? How? Stormtrooper1:Gato espacho por favor? Stormtrooper2: Did you spell that right? Stormtrooper1:I don't know. By the way, how do we use these things? (Points at his blaster) Stormtrooper2:I don't know, but I heard from SJ-4583 that we pull something called a 'trigger' Stormtrooper1:What's that? __________________ (The sandtroopers are serching Tattoeen (Bad spelling) for C-3PO and R2-D2) Sandtrooper1:Hey boss, what's this thing? (Holds up that thing that the Sandtroopers found and said 'look sir, droids) Sandtrooper leader:I think someone turned down a marrage proposal here. (Pause) Sandtrooper1:So what do we do now? Sandtrooper2: Da plane! Da plane! Sandtrooper1:What is it? Sandtrooper leader:It's a robot leg! Sandtrooper1:So did they come this way? Sandtrooper leader:Years of extensive training say... I don't know. __________________ Darth Sidous:So will you joint my the sith Ani? Anikin:How does it pay? Sidous:Pritty well. Anikin:How well? Sidous:Well it's all in spoils and taxes so I realy couldn't tell you. Anikin:Well it pays better than being a Jedi ![]() __________________
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer ![]() Ring smith ![]() ![]() Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#99 | |
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
(Leias cell on the death star)
Darth Vader:We have ways of makeing you talk! (Force tickles Leia) Leia: (HAHAHA)OKAY! OKAY! (HEHEHE) I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT! (HAR HAR HAR) THE BASE IS ON YAVIN 4!!!
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer ![]() Ring smith ![]() ![]() Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#100 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom
Posts: 230
|
Good one. I have gone blank on jokes right now...
![]()
__________________
I am Queen Tallie Falcon. Do not mess with me. ![]() US KALIANS WILL RULE THOSE FROM THE REPUBLIC! ![]() Kalia rocks! ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
|
|
![]() |
||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Star Wars Philosophy | Lief Erikson | The Star Wars Saga | 38 | 03-03-2014 04:48 PM |
Star Wars: Did You Know Facts - Wookiepedia | trolls' bane | The Star Wars Saga | 8 | 12-25-2005 09:22 PM |
Star Wars soundtrack: Benny Goodman music | Alcuin | The Star Wars Saga | 0 | 11-12-2005 01:22 AM |
Time and Age in Star Wars!? | Halbarad of the Dunedain | The Star Wars Saga | 4 | 08-20-2005 04:07 AM |
Star Wars Soundtracks | Adonai Dragonwagon | The Star Wars Saga | 0 | 04-23-2005 06:37 PM |