House of Hilarity: It's Part Time - Page 5

Acalewia · 11-15-2005, 12:54 PM

Acalewia: Wait a minute, Rohhirous *Penguin and Rohhirous look at each other. Acalewia returns with roll of tickets*
Tickets! Tickets to see the Rohhirous vs. the Penguin! Get your tickets while they last!

Curubethion · 11-15-2005, 11:54 PM

How much for a ticket? I'll take one...after I take on the penguin

Acalewia · 11-16-2005, 02:31 PM

ummm..... 10 bucks. You and Rohhirous fighting the Penguin?

rohirrim TR · 11-16-2005, 03:23 PM

penguin: now hold on a minute, surely theres a diplomatic solution...
rohirrous: nope no way to get out of it now, we've sold tickets and everything.
penguin: oh *looks crestfallen(which is pretty amazing considering he's a penguin)*
rohirrous: i may have a solution *whispers to penguin*
penguin: death!!! *pulls out machete and frying pan, crazygonuts at rohirrous*
Rohirrous: *slices frying pan in half, sends lightsaber through penguin missing all vital, making it appear that he is slain, even though an hour in bacta will cure him*

Acalewia · 11-17-2005, 02:29 PM

Spectators: Whoa!

klatukatt · 11-17-2005, 04:26 PM

Spectators: Whoo! Violence!

Katt: All right everyone! Let's retire to the Sport's Bar just down the hall and you can all buy Rohirrim a drink!

Spectators: YAY!

*There is a stampeed to the bar. Katt stays behind to nurse the penguin back to health.*

Katt: Aw, who am I kidding?

*Katt kicks the penguin out of the window where it promptly explodes.*

rohirrim TR · 11-17-2005, 10:56 PM

rohirrous:hey what happened to the blaster the penguin's had?
*collective, Uh OH*

The last sane person · 11-17-2005, 11:59 PM

Darth Sane: *appears with blaster holes* THey...*gasps* took the ever full liquor cabinet! I tried to stop em, but there were to many! TO ARMS!

rohirrim TR · 11-19-2005, 01:18 PM

rohirrous: too many,? they only had one blaster, and your supposed to be a shadowtrooper, hey what did you do with the real darth sane?

Acalewia · 11-20-2005, 10:05 PM

they took the liquir cabenet!!!!!

The last sane person · 11-21-2005, 03:53 PM

Sane: *puts on armor and girds on light saber* You dunce, they EXPLODE! There was legions of them, how Katt managed to stuff so many in her front yard is a mystery, but never mind! To the aid of the liqour cabinet, and if any of you have exploding penguin-proof armor, i suggest you put it on.

rohirrim TR · 11-21-2005, 04:04 PM

rohirrous: there is the real sane. are you out of your freakin mind? you called me a dunce?

The last sane person · 11-21-2005, 04:16 PM

Darth Sane: You were being silly, and underestimated Human Pi's creation. I have done battle with them on numerous occasions. I am a penguin war veteran. I am very much in my mind, and I suggest you don your armor, even though we were having a peaceful *snerk* party.

*sees that the HoH army is properly armed and armored for the impending penguin sortie*

Darth Sane: Weapons at the ready! Give no quarter!

klatukatt · 11-21-2005, 05:03 PM

*And so the battle raged in the front yard. Lady M looked on from the roof in near disbelief at how stupid people can be.*

Katt: Yep, that sure is stupid.

Lady M: Hi Katt. I thought you were down there fighting.

Katt: I am. At least, one of my alter-egos is. Someone has to come to the aid of her fellow Sith lords.

Lady M: Which one are you?

Katt: The one with two blasters, see, behind that bush.

Lady M: I thought you had a light saber.

Katt: Well, I'm not exactly a sith lord. I am just employed by the dark side.

Lady M: Ah. Well, this is your house. When are you planning on stopping this?

Katt: When they get tired. They look like their having so much fun. *grabs her side* Ooh...

Lady M: What?

Katt: Piece of shrapnal. Boy that stings. Maybe we should end this after all.

*Down on the battlefield Katt the Alter Ego stood up and yelled:*

Katt: EVERYONE BACK INSIDE!

*Once Katt On The Roof was sure all the "good guys" were inside she took aim with a grenade launcher. The grenade soared in a high arc and landed right inside the liquor cabinet.*

BOOM

Lady M: Does this always have to happen?

Katt: I'm afraid so, m'lady.

*They walked downstairs where cries were floating up of "NO!" "NOT THE BOOZE!" "I CAN'T BE SOBER!!!"*

Katt: Ahem, don't be silly. You think I only have ONE liquor cabinet?

rohirrim TR · 11-21-2005, 05:31 PM

rohirrous: what it can't be over, i just called for air support, *clone gunships land* see reinforcements have arrived.
darth sane: even without the clones it was a victory.
rohirrous: victory? no... begun now, this penguin/clone war has.

The last sane person · 11-21-2005, 05:56 PM

Darth sane: Dammit! But that was the never-ending-supply-of-booze-cabinet!

*Rohirrous shrugs and rummages about the wreckage, clones milling around with no apperant purpose*

Darth Sane: If its a war they want, its blood and war they will get! *slices a wounded and yet unexploded penguin in half*

rohirrim TR · 11-21-2005, 05:59 PM

* a clone finds the liquor cabinet under a pile of feathers*
rohirrous: sucess! perhaps?, or has it been rigged to explode? better have the bomb squad check it first, *a little R4 unit rolls out run a diagnostic on the cabinet*

Acalewia · 11-22-2005, 02:15 PM

Acally:*rolls eyes* fighting makes me hungry. Any pizza left?

The last sane person · 11-22-2005, 04:43 PM

*cabinet goes BOOOOOOM. It takes the drone and 4 clones with it*

Sane:.....Erk, All the pizza we had was trod underfoot. *picks off peperoni from sole of shoe* I guess we didnt bother with putting them at the table... Oh well, shadowtroopers to me! We are off to the pizza parlor!

rohirrim TR · 11-23-2005, 05:24 PM

rohirrous: its probably best to keep a low profile, if you don't feel it necesarry don't kill anyone, and don't talk to penguins,

talk about an explosive conversation.

11-15-2005, 12:54 PM	#81
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Acalewia: Wait a minute, Rohhirous Penguin and Rohhirous look at each other. Acalewia returns with roll of tickets Tickets! Tickets to see the Rohhirous vs. the Penguin! Get your tickets while they last! __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-15-2005, 11:54 PM	#82
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	How much for a ticket? I'll take one...after I take on the penguin __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

11-16-2005, 02:31 PM	#83
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	ummm..... 10 bucks. You and Rohhirous fighting the Penguin? __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-17-2005, 02:29 PM	#85
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Spectators: Whoa! __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-17-2005, 11:59 PM	#88
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Darth Sane: appears with blaster holes THey...gasps took the ever full liquor cabinet! I tried to stop em, but there were to many! TO ARMS! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-17-2005, 04:26 PM	#86
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Spectators: Whoo! Violence! Katt: All right everyone! Let's retire to the Sport's Bar just down the hall and you can all buy Rohirrim a drink! Spectators: YAY! There is a stampeed to the bar. Katt stays behind to nurse the penguin back to health. Katt: Aw, who am I kidding? Katt kicks the penguin out of the window where it promptly explodes.

11-20-2005, 10:05 PM	#90
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	they took the liquir cabenet!!!!! __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-21-2005, 03:53 PM	#91
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Sane: puts on armor and girds on light saber You dunce, they EXPLODE! There was legions of them, how Katt managed to stuff so many in her front yard is a mystery, but never mind! To the aid of the liqour cabinet, and if any of you have exploding penguin-proof armor, i suggest you put it on. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-21-2005, 04:16 PM	#93
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Darth Sane: You were being silly, and underestimated Human Pi's creation. I have done battle with them on numerous occasions. I am a penguin war veteran. I am very much in my mind, and I suggest you don your armor, even though we were having a peaceful snerk party. sees that the HoH army is properly armed and armored for the impending penguin sortie Darth Sane: Weapons at the ready! Give no quarter! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-21-2005, 05:03 PM	#94
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	And so the battle raged in the front yard. Lady M looked on from the roof in near disbelief at how stupid people can be. Katt: Yep, that sure is stupid. Lady M: Hi Katt. I thought you were down there fighting. Katt: I am. At least, one of my alter-egos is. Someone has to come to the aid of her fellow Sith lords. Lady M: Which one are you? Katt: The one with two blasters, see, behind that bush. Lady M: I thought you had a light saber. Katt: Well, I'm not exactly a sith lord. I am just employed by the dark side. Lady M: Ah. Well, this is your house. When are you planning on stopping this? Katt: When they get tired. They look like their having so much fun. grabs her side Ooh... Lady M: What? Katt: Piece of shrapnal. Boy that stings. Maybe we should end this after all. Down on the battlefield Katt the Alter Ego stood up and yelled: Katt: EVERYONE BACK INSIDE! Once Katt On The Roof was sure all the "good guys" were inside she took aim with a grenade launcher. The grenade soared in a high arc and landed right inside the liquor cabinet. BOOM Lady M: Does this always have to happen? Katt: I'm afraid so, m'lady. They walked downstairs where cries were floating up of "NO!" "NOT THE BOOZE!" "I CAN'T BE SOBER!!!" Katt: Ahem, don't be silly. You think I only have ONE liquor cabinet?

11-21-2005, 05:56 PM	#96
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Darth sane: Dammit! But that was the never-ending-supply-of-booze-cabinet! Rohirrous shrugs and rummages about the wreckage, clones milling around with no apperant purpose Darth Sane: If its a war they want, its blood and war they will get! slices a wounded and yet unexploded penguin in half __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-22-2005, 02:15 PM	#98
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Acally:rolls eyes fighting makes me hungry. Any pizza left? __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-22-2005, 04:43 PM	#99
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	cabinet goes BOOOOOOM. It takes the drone and 4 clones with it Sane:.....Erk, All the pizza we had was trod underfoot. picks off peperoni from sole of shoe I guess we didnt bother with putting them at the table... Oh well, shadowtroopers to me! We are off to the pizza parlor! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

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