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Old 05-27-2002, 07:45 PM   #81
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Was that a hint, my precioussss?

*Shoves Wulažg overboard*
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Old 05-27-2002, 07:47 PM   #82
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Throws a line (there are no ropes on this ship; only lines) to Wulazg, and gets the nicer members of the crew to help pull him back on board.

Now, BoP, what did I say about not murdering crew members?
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Old 05-27-2002, 07:51 PM   #83
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Party Pooper.

*Shoves EG into the water*
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Old 05-27-2002, 07:53 PM   #84
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Mutineer! Mutineer!

String 'er up the yardarm! She shall--aw, okay, okay. BoP, kindly refrain from pushing the captain overboard from now on. Now scrub the deck! ye scoudrel!
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Old 05-28-2002, 02:57 AM   #85
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Anduril, the Oracle Pope Thumper, sits below deck, in the room (the room is locked).

He senses what now is happening above, and he smiles.

He he he.

Hehehehehehehe

Nya ha haaaaa!

<ahem>

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Old 05-28-2002, 03:07 AM   #86
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*hauls Captain Eruviel back onboard, and gives her some miruvor - for medicinal purposes only of course!*

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While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-28-2002, 03:10 AM   #87
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Ooh, look who's boot licking...

*Shoves Garina overboard*
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Old 05-28-2002, 03:12 AM   #88
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Why thank you, Garina

*pulls Garina back on board and pushes BoP overboard*
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Old 05-28-2002, 03:17 AM   #89
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Ooh, look who's boot licking...

*Shoves Garina overboard*
The Captain has access to the stores of chocolate and alcohol. I would be stupid to let her drown.

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While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-28-2002, 03:20 AM   #90
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The Captain has access to the stores of chocolate and alcohol. I would be stupid to let her drown.

Oh, and I always thought we were friends!
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Old 05-28-2002, 03:23 AM   #91
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Yep, there's that too!
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While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-28-2002, 03:26 AM   #92
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whew, I thought for a minute you just wanted my chocolate and my wine!
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Old 05-28-2002, 03:31 AM   #93
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Naah! I have my cheesecake!
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While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-28-2002, 03:34 AM   #94
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*sigh*

And we sail onward, and look, what is that over there to the East? It looks big and...orange...and it's coming our way. . .
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Old 05-28-2002, 03:38 AM   #95
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The Giant Orange? It's the Giant Orange, innit?

Issin teet?
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Old 05-28-2002, 03:45 AM   #96
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Ai! Ai! A giant orange has come!

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While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-28-2002, 03:46 AM   #97
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Drat, I was hoping for a giant chocolate bar....
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Old 05-28-2002, 03:56 AM   #98
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The outer shell is.....dare I say it......erg...candy *spits* yugh
Just below that is a solid dome of chocolate.
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Old 05-28-2002, 03:57 AM   #99
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Ah, no fear. It's my giant pet orange that I thought I left in the room, the room that isn't locked.

Bad Mr. Smith! Get your orange butt back on the ship!

Anduril! Quit eating my pet orange!
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Old 05-28-2002, 03:58 AM   #100
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How about tying up that orange so it doesn't attack us again, BoP? Not in the room (the room which is locked (the room is locked)), but. . .try next to the anchor. . .
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