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05-14-2006, 10:04 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA)
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I was not born with a spelling gene.
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05-14-2006, 10:12 PM
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Dreamweaver
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go...
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nor was my friend...he's awful...you could get a transplant, though...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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05-14-2006, 10:16 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA)
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....erm....
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05-14-2006, 10:43 PM
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Dreamweaver
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go...
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gandalf: i don't like you! you can have a rasberry!
denethor: that's rasPberry, dammnit!!! 
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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05-14-2006, 10:52 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA)
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*laugh*
Legolas to Arwen: get mad!
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05-14-2006, 10:59 PM
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Dreamweaver
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go...
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arwen: but i've had SUCH a lovely day...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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05-14-2006, 11:01 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA)
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Legolas: But I wanna see you kill things!
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05-15-2006, 10:08 PM
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Dreamweaver
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go...
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arwen: well too bad! tomorrow, maybe...DIE RULE DIE...what?
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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05-16-2006, 01:29 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA)
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Legolas: I don't care! Watch me post!
Arwen: *Shoots rule with AK47*
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05-22-2006, 09:43 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: somewhere else.
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Quote:
Eowyn: screw you!
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NEWS FLASH 1. I have a signature 2. I am ready to join forces with Elanor's Angel to kill the rule. Special Let's pant the world in magic in 90 seconds! avatar courtesy of Twista THATS RIGHT FOLK! E, LoR's BACK! |
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05-22-2006, 07:59 PM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Buckland, U.S.A.
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Pippin: I just overheard some of the Rohan dudes talking about this hero named Holdwine.
Merry: Oh, really. Pippin: Yeah, isn't that such a lame name? It makes him sound like a drunkard. Merry:...
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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05-22-2006, 08:08 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: somewhere else.
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Arwen: aragorn, o aragorn, where fore art thou aragorn?
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05-23-2006, 11:39 AM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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Sam:Hey Smegol! Look at this!
Gollum:What is it preshus? Sam:It's a tater launcher! Gollum:What's 'tater's preshus? Sam:PO-TA-TOs! Gollum:Keep your nasty taters... Sam:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! (Sam shoots potatos out of the potato launcher at Gollum) Gollum:Nasty taters!
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Thread killer  Ring smith   Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
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05-25-2006, 11:29 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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Gandalf:Hey Saruman! Wanna play mad sientist?
Saruman:I thought you didn't like to play that game, your obsesson with hobbits didn't help... Gandalf:Orcs aren't that good for med sientest, now hobbits on the other hand... (Gandalf takes out a hobbit from his bag) Saruman:Were did you get that bag? Gandalf:This lady who said she was going to be queen of an obscure europain nation Saruman:Strange... Gandalf:So how did you get the Uruk-Hai so fast? Saruman:Only the greatest invation in mad sience sence the lightning rod! (Saruman leads Gandalf and the unfortanate hobbit into a room with a big machine) Saruman:Meet the crosser thingy! Gandalf:Hello... Not to talkative, eh? Saruman: That's not what I ment, but anyway this thing will cross any 2 things in Middle Earth!Gandalf:Wow! Have you made- Saruman:Yes, I have made watermellons that grow on vines in bunches... Gandalf:Can I see? Saruman:Look over there... (Saruman points to a vine growing watermellons like grapes) Gandalf:Wow... Saruman:Anyway it takes a few trys to get it wright but you don't loose the subjects when you cross them, wanna try? Gandalf:Shure... (Gandalf takes the hobbit and a potted plant just looks at the machine) Gandalf:How does this work? Saruman:You stick the fezzes with the wires attached on the subjucts heads and push the buttons on the keyboard. Gandalf:Okay... (Gandalf does what Saruman said and then this flashy thing opens and out pops a hobbit tree) Saruman:Wow! That tree is growing hobbits! Gandalf:Hehehe, if we leave them up there too long will they grow into giants? To be contenued...
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05-26-2006, 06:21 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA)
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E, Lor- I love it!
Aragorn- ... It is the East! And Arwen in the Sun!
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05-26-2006, 07:11 PM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Buckland, U.S.A.
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Springtime for Sauron and Mordor...
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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05-26-2006, 07:23 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA)
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Sauron: Pink is so the new black!
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05-26-2006, 08:49 PM
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Dreamweaver
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go...
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Sauron: i love you, you love me, we're an evil family, with a ring to rule them all, we can conquer worlds, this is a family of fun!
Melkor:
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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05-27-2006, 03:50 AM
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I'm Eru, and lord of Arda.
Join Date: May 2006
Location: southampton, hampshire
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Frodo is listerning to an iPod, Sam is just behind him, also listering to one.
Sam: Mr Frodo, what are you listning to? Frodo: (shouts) Finland's Eurovision Song Contest song! Yeeeeeh! (starts vigurusly nodding his head and playing an invisible guitar and screams really loud). (stops) What about you? Sam: (shocked) Er..well...ummm...I'm just listening to Lithuania's song... Frodo is suddenly on the floor and shaking very violently. Sam: Master, master, should i hold your hand until you've calmed down? (grips hand very tightly). Frodo: Calm down, calm down...how can I! Sam...how could...you be...such a traiter....That song was apsalotely...****!
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05-27-2006, 07:37 AM
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Dreamweaver
Join Date: Apr 2005
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nice, jammi! that song...from eurovision...for me...wow...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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