They'd never say that! - Page 47

Elanor's Angel · 05-10-2006, 08:41 PM

Sam: Check out my pedicure! *model walks*

durinsbane2244 · 05-10-2006, 08:52 PM

gandalf: [shifty look] do you have the...package?
frodo: yes...[whispers] the finest longbottom leaf...
gandalf: thanks...and not a word to saruman, remember!

Elanor's Angel · 05-10-2006, 08:59 PM

*laughs*
Gandalf:
Frodo, does this color make me look fat?

durinsbane2244 · 05-10-2006, 09:02 PM

ooh, nice!

aragorn: and remember, it is peril for anyone but me to pull anduril from its sheath!
guard: well...can i have just a little of the peril?
aragorn: no, its too perilous!
guard: i bet you're gay!
aragorn: no i'm not! wait, what's that to do with this?
guard: i don't know! it's just the next line! ask the python obsessed fool writing this!
aragorn: oi! you up there! what's with this? second time you've made a crack at me! you well know i'm getting married!
me:er, [looks at pointy sword] er...that was my sister! yes! her! she's 3! she didn't mean it! ireallylikewhatyou'vedonelatelybye! *runs*

and no, i don't have a 3 year old sister...they're all older than me...

Elanor's Angel · 05-10-2006, 09:04 PM

*claps* Yes! Monty Python forever!!!!

durinsbane2244 · 05-10-2006, 09:06 PM

i added a tad...

Elanor's Angel · 05-10-2006, 09:08 PM

I know.
"And they are The steward... and there was much rejoyceing."

durinsbane2244 · 05-10-2006, 09:12 PM

[dull, bored, voice] yay...

helm's deep:
aragorn: fetche la' mache! [sp? no idea]
legolas: eh?
aragorn FETCHE LA' MACHE!

[moooooo]

Elanor's Angel · 05-10-2006, 09:13 PM

Where is that from?

Aragorn at corination: Twinkle, twinkle, little star!...

durinsbane2244 · 05-10-2006, 09:24 PM

the french castle...chucking the cow...

aragorn: stand, men of the west!!!! [hit in the head with a chicken]
RUN AWAY!!!

Elanor's Angel · 05-10-2006, 09:37 PM

Legolas: Bless this holy arrow....

me9996 · 05-10-2006, 10:03 PM

Sam:Beware the taters!
Frodo:'Taters'?
Sam:PO-TA-TOS!
__________________
(Frodo visiting Minus Tirith after the War of the Ring)
Frodo:Lalala
(A shoe drops on frodos head)
Frodo:Huh?
???:Exuse me, that's mine.
Frodo:Oh,
(Frodo hands the shoe to someone dangleing from a flagpole)
???:Thank you.
Frodo:Wait a sec, what are you doing up there?
???:I threw off the kings groove...
Frodo:What?
???:His groove! The rithem in whitch he lives his life! I threw it off! And the king had me thrown out the window!
Frodo:

__________________
(Aragorn is going through the woods when he comes to a brige and 2 knights fighting, one is unusaly short)
Short knight:YAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
(The short knight wins)
Aragorn:Would you join us?... guess not, well i'd better be going.
Short knight:None shall pass!
Aragorn:But we have to past the river!
Short knight:None shall pass!
(Aragorn and the short knight go through the whole monty pythonish fight)
Short knight:All right, we'll call it a draw then.
Aragorn:Who are you?
(Aragorn takes off the short knights helm and it's FRODO!!! Lol!)

durinsbane2244 · 05-13-2006, 09:39 PM

[classic python set-up, radagast, saruman, and gandalf in the hair-salon under those things that go on their heads reading magazines]

G: and i told him, i said, look, i said, if you want to be like that, you can just go bugger off than!
S: ooooh! you didn't! that's simply dreadful!
R: right, i say! show him, eh?
G: right then, like i was sayin', i says, never, in all my years, have i had such awful service!
S: oh my word! you told 'im alright...

Elanor's Angel · 05-13-2006, 09:42 PM

*laughs*
Sam: Spam! Wonderfull spam!

*laughs harder* (Inside joke)

durinsbane2244 · 05-13-2006, 09:44 PM

[viking chorus enters]
SPAM SPAM SPAM, SPAMMY SPAM, SPAM SPAM SPAM, SPAMMY SPAM, SPAM [and so on]

Sam: we dine well from my cooking pot, we ham and jam and spam a lot!

Gollum: spam? what's spam, eh precious?

Elanor's Angel · 05-13-2006, 09:55 PM

Yeah...
I can just see the Roherim with coconuts!

durinsbane2244 · 05-13-2006, 10:04 PM

hehe...DISMOUNT! [one kicks the other in the teeth]

Elanor's Angel · 05-13-2006, 10:09 PM

*laughs*
I can see strider averting his eyes...
(the rule is evil!)

durinsbane2244 · 05-13-2006, 10:11 PM

Gandalf the White: just like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing!

Elanor's Angel · 05-13-2006, 10:19 PM

Gandalf: What is the air-speed velocity of an un-laiden moth!?

05-10-2006, 08:41 PM	#921
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	Sam: Check out my pedicure! model walks __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-10-2006, 08:52 PM	#922
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	gandalf: [shifty look] do you have the...package? frodo: yes...[whispers] the finest longbottom leaf... gandalf: thanks...and not a word to saruman, remember! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-10-2006, 08:59 PM	#923
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	laughs Gandalf: Frodo, does this color make me look fat? __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-10-2006, 09:02 PM	#924
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	ooh, nice! aragorn: and remember, it is peril for anyone but me to pull anduril from its sheath! guard: well...can i have just a little of the peril? aragorn: no, its too perilous! guard: i bet you're gay! aragorn: no i'm not! wait, what's that to do with this? guard: i don't know! it's just the next line! ask the python obsessed fool writing this! aragorn: oi! you up there! what's with this? second time you've made a crack at me! you well know i'm getting married! me:er, [looks at pointy sword] er...that was my sister! yes! her! she's 3! she didn't mean it! ireallylikewhatyou'vedonelatelybye! runs and no, i don't have a 3 year old sister...they're all older than me... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... Last edited by durinsbane2244 : 05-10-2006 at 09:06 PM.

05-10-2006, 09:04 PM	#925
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	claps Yes! Monty Python forever!!!! __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-10-2006, 09:06 PM	#926
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	i added a tad... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-10-2006, 09:08 PM	#927
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	I know. "And they are The steward... and there was much rejoyceing." __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-10-2006, 09:12 PM	#928
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	[dull, bored, voice] yay... helm's deep: aragorn: fetche la' mache! [sp? no idea] legolas: eh? aragorn FETCHE LA' MACHE! [moooooo] __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-10-2006, 09:13 PM	#929
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	Where is that from? Aragorn at corination: Twinkle, twinkle, little star!... __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-10-2006, 09:24 PM	#930
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	the french castle...chucking the cow... aragorn: stand, men of the west!!!! [hit in the head with a chicken] RUN AWAY!!! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-10-2006, 09:37 PM	#931
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	Legolas: Bless this holy arrow.... __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-13-2006, 09:39 PM	#933
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	[classic python set-up, radagast, saruman, and gandalf in the hair-salon under those things that go on their heads reading magazines] G: and i told him, i said, look, i said, if you want to be like that, you can just go bugger off than! S: ooooh! you didn't! that's simply dreadful! R: right, i say! show him, eh? G: right then, like i was sayin', i says, never, in all my years, have i had such awful service! S: oh my word! you told 'im alright... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-13-2006, 09:42 PM	#934
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	laughs Sam: Spam! Wonderfull spam! laughs harder (Inside joke) __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-13-2006, 09:44 PM	#935
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	[viking chorus enters] SPAM SPAM SPAM, SPAMMY SPAM, SPAM SPAM SPAM, SPAMMY SPAM, SPAM [and so on] Sam: we dine well from my cooking pot, we ham and jam and spam a lot! Gollum: spam? what's spam, eh precious? __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-13-2006, 09:55 PM	#936
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	Yeah... I can just see the Roherim with coconuts! __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-13-2006, 10:04 PM	#937
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	hehe...DISMOUNT! [one kicks the other in the teeth] __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-13-2006, 10:09 PM	#938
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	laughs I can see strider averting his eyes... (the rule is evil!) __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-13-2006, 10:11 PM	#939
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	Gandalf the White: just like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-13-2006, 10:19 PM	#940
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	Gandalf: What is the air-speed velocity of an un-laiden moth!? __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!