Entmoot Mud Wrestling - Page 45

Lalaith · 05-31-2003, 02:52 PM

Ruinel, I asked Lin why she is consindering herself being married to Jon and she said: Ruinel said it.
Ha. There you have it.

Congressmn, sorry I meant our plan, not your plan.

PS: Oh, yeah, the soul mates have a plan, but they won't execute it because Jon would be very mad then.

Ruinel · 05-31-2003, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan
1) I'm not married! I'm a bachelor
Gwaimir is not pregnant! At least I'm not the father, Ruinel made it all up
2) When the heck did I marry Linaewen?
3) Why the heck is Ruinel so obsessed with weddings and marriages?
4) When the heck will the 'Mooters get tired of making fun of me?
Who the heck started this wedding thing? (Oops I think it was me).
5) Where the heck is my headache-tablets?

1) Don't deny it! You cad!
2) I think perhaps that might have been a mistake. You are only married to Lalaith and Gwaimir (your pregnant wife).
3) I'm not. I just thought it was funny. LOL!
4) Aiiahhh!!! *draws sword* NO ONE is allowed to make fun of Jonathan except ME!!! *stands in front of Jonathan with sword ready to protect him* REMEMBER! He has 2 wives and a baby on the way!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
5) medicine cabinet, bottom shelf, on the left.

Radagast The Brown · 05-31-2003, 02:58 PM

Quote:

oroginally posted by Lai
PS: Oh, yeah, the soul mates have a plan, but they won't execute it because Jon would be very mad then.

And if you don't tell him, and do 'whatever you're going to do' without his premission, he won't be mad?

Quote:

Ruinel, I asked Lin why she is consindering herself being married to Jon and she said: Ruinel said it.
Ha. There you have it.

congressmn · 05-31-2003, 02:59 PM

gwai is pregnant?

jerseydevil · 05-31-2003, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
NO ONE is allowed to make fun of Jonathan except ME!!!

That sounds just like the line out of Excalibur - "No one will weild Excalibur but MEEEEEEEEEEEE" As King Uther (King Arthur's father) puts the sword into the stone.

Radagast The Brown · 05-31-2003, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
1) Don't deny it! You cad!
2) I think perhaps that might have been a mistake. You are only married to Lalaith and Gwaimir (your pregnant wife).
3) Aiiahhh!!! *draws sword* NO ONE is allowed to make fun of Jonathan except ME!!! *stands in front of Jonathan with sword ready to protect him* REMEMBER! He has 2 wives and a baby on the way!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

1)

liar
2)what about Lin? Are they divorced?
3)

wow *arranging a voyage to save Jonthan and his one thong. *

congressmn, didn't you know? GW is pregnant. Ruinel exclaim that several days ago.

congressmn · 05-31-2003, 03:14 PM

yeah..but...Gwai is a man...o well evolution!

Ruinel · 05-31-2003, 03:19 PM

OMI: we are such spammers!

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
2)what about Lin? Are they divorced?
3) wow *arranging a voyage to save Jonthan and his one thong. *

congressmn, didn't you know? GW is pregnant. Ruinel exclaim that several days ago.

2) No... unfortunately, I think I accidentally married them, but I don't have the power to marry them. So, they are not married. Luckily, it was Gwai's turn with her new husband, Jonathan, so Lin is still unspoiled.
3) Jonathan is Atan. Sadly, he can not take the voyage to the Undying lands.

Radagast The Brown · 05-31-2003, 03:20 PM

Quote:

originally posted by Ruinel
2) No... unfortunately, I think I accidentally married them, but I don't have the power to marry them. So, they are not married. Luckily, it was Gwai's turn with her new husband, Jonathan, so Lin is still unspoiled.
3) Jonathan is Atan. Sadly, he can not take the voyage to the Undying lands.

2)

right... you made that up didn't you?
3)who says you are in the Undying lands?

Lalaith · 05-31-2003, 03:21 PM

Okay to make things more clear now

1. I am married to Jon (he himself said that)
2. He is also married to Gwaimirwen (she is pregnant)
3. Jon is not married to Lin, that was only a rumour
4. We won't execute our plan (Lin and I). But we think it is very cruel, that Jon decided to have us in a fight - very, very cruel

***Jonathan*** · 05-31-2003, 03:26 PM

The spectators were happy. To everyone’s great surprise, Ruinel had not only brought the One Thong to the mud wrestling match, but she was actually wearing it so that everyone could see it! Artanis whispered to Ruinel: “Psst, isn’t that clothing a little daring? Besides, didn’t you say that you’d never wear a thong again?”. “That’s true”, Ruinel answered. “But I’ll make an exception today. It’s not everyday you get to be in a mud wrestling bronze match!”.
The wrestling match was started. The One Thong gave Ruinel tremendous power and speed, and she could dodge Artanis’s every attack. Ruinel circled around Artanis and gave her light kicks in the back. Occasionally she used her fists too, trying to knock Artanis out.
But the weather was cold and Ruinel didn’t have enough clothes to stay warm. Artanis on the other hand was used to cold, living in Norway and all, and she wasn’t disturbed by the weather at all. The cold made Ruinel’s moves slower and it wasn’t long before the contestants moved with equal speed. When Artanis saw that Ruinel became slower and slower, she was filled with joy. She could already see herself wearing the Bronze Medal. With the strength of a Norse Viking, Artanis wrestled down her cold opponent. Laughing, Artanis rubbed mud all over Ruinel’s face while keeping her to the ground. “This is not good”, Ruinel thought. “I must use drastic measures”. Ruinel filled her lungs with air and screamed as loud as she could to the spectators: “Hey, if you cheer on me as much as you can and give me your support to help me win, I promise I’ll take off my One Thong!”
And the spectators started cheering on Ruinel like there was no tomorrow. They screamed Ruinel’s name out loud and Ruinel was filled with self-esteem. There was still some power left in Ruinel’s frozen body and under great strain she managed break loose from Artanis’s grasp. Again, Ruinel started circling around Artanis, giving her kicks in the back. The spectators cheered and cheered and Ruinel became stronger and stronger. Soon, Ruinel managed to push Artanis down in the mud just as Artanis had done with her before. But Artanis had no one who cheered for her, so she couldn’t find any strength to get back up. She decided to stop resisting Ruinel and just give up.
Ruinel was overjoyed as she received the Mud Wrestling Bronze Medal of 2003. She held up the medal so that the spectators could see it and said with tears in her eyes: “Thank you, I couldn’t have won without you!”. The spectators gave her a round of applause as she fulfilled the promise that she had made earlier…

Lalaith · 05-31-2003, 03:27 PM

Go, Ruinel, you got Bronce. I'm so proud of you.
Come on, let's open a bottle of wine.

Radagast The Brown · 05-31-2003, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lalaith
Okay to make things more clear now

1. I am married to Jon (he himself said that)
2. He is also married to Gwaimirwen (she is pregnant)
3. Jon is not married to Lin, that was only a rumour
4. We won't execute our plan (Lin and I). But we think it is very cruel, that Jon decided to have us in a fight - very, very cruel

all the facts that you gave are already known.

Quote:

originally posted by Ruie;
OMI: we are such spammers!

Right. We should be more careful not to meet today azalea or SGH or any other admin/mod.

Congrats Ruinel!

congressmn · 05-31-2003, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lalaith
Go, Ruinel, you got Bronce. I'm so proud of you.
Come on, let's open a bottle of wine.

i thought u dint drink. let me open the wine for her...here it is open and it is red.....go ruinel!

Lalaith · 05-31-2003, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
all the facts that you gave are already known.

Right. We should be more careful not to meet today azalea or SGH or any other admin/mod.

Congrats Ruinel!

I just wanted to summarize it ... in case anyone has another stupid question

Congressmn, eventually I do drink .... (uh, did I just say that?)

***Jonathan*** · 05-31-2003, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lalaith
Congressmn, eventually I do drink .... (uh, did I just say that?)

Share your drink with your husband, will you?

Ruinel · 05-31-2003, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan, married man and bigamist
Bronze match

EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! !!!

Quote:

Originally posted by Lalaith, Radagast the Brown, and congressmn
congrats and lets drink

cool... thanks! *hands glass to Congressmn* Is it cabernet savignon?

Radagast The Brown · 05-31-2003, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan
Share your drink with your husband, will you?

*raises his glass* give me wine too, would ye, Lalaith?

Lalaith · 05-31-2003, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan
Share your drink with your husband, will you?

Wow, finally he admits that he IS actually married to me!
Of course I will.

Ruinel · 05-31-2003, 04:38 PM

Oh, no! *reads newspaper: "fake priest marries unsuspecting couples!* Oh, no! Jonathan, you are NOT married!! To ANYONE!!! Wow!!! What a shock!!!

Gwaimirwen is a fake!!! she faked her pregancy to marry you! I hope you didn't spend a lot of money on baby furniture. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a he as well!!!

05-31-2003, 02:52 PM	#881
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Ruinel, I asked Lin why she is consindering herself being married to Jon and she said: Ruinel said it. Ha. There you have it. Congressmn, sorry I meant our plan, not your plan. PS: Oh, yeah, the soul mates have a plan, but they won't execute it because Jon would be very mad then. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

05-31-2003, 02:59 PM	#884
congressmn Incharge: neighbourhood security Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on my 499th post Posts: 481	gwai is pregnant? __________________ i am nothing. i am a cold stone, which deceives with the light it reflects, giving illusions of warmth.

05-31-2003, 03:14 PM	#887
congressmn Incharge: neighbourhood security Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on my 499th post Posts: 481	yeah..but...Gwai is a man...o well evolution! __________________ i am nothing. i am a cold stone, which deceives with the light it reflects, giving illusions of warmth.

05-31-2003, 03:21 PM	#890
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Okay to make things more clear now 1. I am married to Jon (he himself said that) 2. He is also married to Gwaimirwen (she is pregnant) 3. Jon is not married to Lin, that was only a rumour 4. We won't execute our plan (Lin and I). But we think it is very cruel, that Jon decided to have us in a fight - very, very cruel __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

05-31-2003, 03:26 PM	#891
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Artanis vs. Ruinel [BRONZE MATCH] The spectators were happy. To everyone’s great surprise, Ruinel had not only brought the One Thong to the mud wrestling match, but she was actually wearing it so that everyone could see it! Artanis whispered to Ruinel: “Psst, isn’t that clothing a little daring? Besides, didn’t you say that you’d never wear a thong again?”. “That’s true”, Ruinel answered. “But I’ll make an exception today. It’s not everyday you get to be in a mud wrestling bronze match!”. The wrestling match was started. The One Thong gave Ruinel tremendous power and speed, and she could dodge Artanis’s every attack. Ruinel circled around Artanis and gave her light kicks in the back. Occasionally she used her fists too, trying to knock Artanis out. But the weather was cold and Ruinel didn’t have enough clothes to stay warm. Artanis on the other hand was used to cold, living in Norway and all, and she wasn’t disturbed by the weather at all. The cold made Ruinel’s moves slower and it wasn’t long before the contestants moved with equal speed. When Artanis saw that Ruinel became slower and slower, she was filled with joy. She could already see herself wearing the Bronze Medal. With the strength of a Norse Viking, Artanis wrestled down her cold opponent. Laughing, Artanis rubbed mud all over Ruinel’s face while keeping her to the ground. “This is not good”, Ruinel thought. “I must use drastic measures”. Ruinel filled her lungs with air and screamed as loud as she could to the spectators: “Hey, if you cheer on me as much as you can and give me your support to help me win, I promise I’ll take off my One Thong!” And the spectators started cheering on Ruinel like there was no tomorrow. They screamed Ruinel’s name out loud and Ruinel was filled with self-esteem. There was still some power left in Ruinel’s frozen body and under great strain she managed break loose from Artanis’s grasp. Again, Ruinel started circling around Artanis, giving her kicks in the back. The spectators cheered and cheered and Ruinel became stronger and stronger. Soon, Ruinel managed to push Artanis down in the mud just as Artanis had done with her before. But Artanis had no one who cheered for her, so she couldn’t find any strength to get back up. She decided to stop resisting Ruinel and just give up. Ruinel was overjoyed as she received the Mud Wrestling Bronze Medal of 2003. She held up the medal so that the spectators could see it and said with tears in her eyes: “Thank you, I couldn’t have won without you!”. The spectators gave her a round of applause as she fulfilled the promise that she had made earlier… __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

05-31-2003, 03:27 PM	#892
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Go, Ruinel, you got Bronce. I'm so proud of you. Come on, let's open a bottle of wine. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

05-31-2003, 04:38 PM	#900
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Oh, no! reads newspaper: "fake priest marries unsuspecting couples! Oh, no! Jonathan, you are NOT married!! To ANYONE!!! Wow!!! What a shock!!! Gwaimirwen is a fake!!! she faked her pregancy to marry you! I hope you didn't spend a lot of money on baby furniture. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a he as well!!! Last edited by Ruinel : 05-31-2003 at 05:09 PM.

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