Entmoot Mud Wrestling - Page 44

Ruinel · 05-31-2003, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Linaewen
Hey, ye can't blame it all on the priest. What about the groom? Wasn't he sober when he married Lin, Lai and Gwaimirwen?

Yes.. you are right.

Maybe Jonathan wanted three wives (one of which he has already gotten pregnant before the ceremony!!!

)!!! However, I do not think he knew what kind of trouble three wives would bring him. LOL! I don't know how he will keep up his strength to type the rest of the matches.
*looks around* Since I do not see Jonathan nor Gwaimirwen I will have to assume that Gwaimirwen has dibs on Jonathan right now. LOL! I think it is very sweet that you girls share him. ROFLMAO!

Quote:

Originally posted by Lalaith
PLUS: Remember that you, Ruinel, married the third wife to Jonathan. So you had your part too.

Well, he was responsible for getting Gwaimirwen pregnant, therefore, he had to marry her! (That cad!) I wonder if Gwaimirwen is planning to breast feed. She didn't seem to have enough ... err... cleavage.

Linaewen · 05-31-2003, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by Ruinel

*looks around* Since I do not see Jonathan nor Gwaimirwen I will have to assume that Gwaimirwen has dibs on Jonathan right now. LOL! I think it is very sweet that you girls share him. ROFLMAO!

Who said we share him willingly?

Here's the match of Lalaith Vs Linaewen, Sweet Vs Evil, Elf Vs Half-Elf, 'Eldar Days' person Vs Conspirator, as Lai and I would have it:

'Lalaith and Linaewen couldn't (or wouldn't) fight each other, so they stared at one another. They continued to do this until everyone fell asleep. When the audience came to, Lai and Lin were gone.'

BTW: Silly Ruinel with bad advice!

jerseydevil · 05-31-2003, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Linaewen
Thanks, JD for your loyalty to me. You are really too kind. BTW: I am going for you too. I hope you go online soon- you can see the changes I'll make to my Location etc. (If I get around to doing it)

No problem - best of luck in the next match. I like you location "Location: Australia, but I'd rather be in New Jersey.

"

Good to hear you're happy again Congressmn. Glad there is no more talk of suicide and alll that. Congratualtions on winning the Bronze. By the way - you have 499 posts - just 1 more and you get custom title.

Sorry - GW, you gave a good fight and you came a long way. You have nothing to be ashamed of in your fight.

Ruinel · 05-31-2003, 11:21 AM

Lin! I'm ashamed of you! What about your husband, Jonathan!?! You will break his heart! *shakes head and weeps for Jonathan's broken heart*

Radagast The Brown · 05-31-2003, 11:35 AM

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originally posted by Ruinel
That's very nice of you, Radagast! Thanks very much! Tack så mycket! Terimah kasih! Xie Xie!

Nice? I thought I root for Lin... weird, I am. Are you confused, Ruinel?
BTW, I didn't understood the end of you post. Was that chinese?

Congrats congressmn!!

how surprising...

Ruinel · 05-31-2003, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
Nice? I thought I root for Lin... weird, I am. Are you confused, Ruinel?
BTW, I didn't understood the end of you post. Was that chinese?

That was posted by Linaewen. Not me.

Je ne suis pas confus. Prenez une boisson.

Radagast The Brown · 05-31-2003, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
That was posted by Linaewen. Not me.

Je ne suis pas confus. Prenez une boisson.

oops... I'm the confused one now...

what 'biosson'?

Lalaith · 05-31-2003, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
Well, he was responsible for getting Gwaimirwen pregnant, therefore, he had to marry her! (That cad!) I wonder if Gwaimirwen is planning to breast feed. She didn't seem to have enough ... err... cleavage.

I wasn't talking about poor Gwaimirwen. I was talking about Lin.

Quote:

'Lalaith and Linaewen couldn't (or wouldn't) fight each other, so they stared at one another. They continued to do this until everyone fell asleep. When the audience came to, Lai and Lin were gone.'

Exactly. (it took us the whole afternoon to figure out that plan)

Elf Girl · 05-31-2003, 01:42 PM

Eru. I would just like to say that if my parents ever saw this thread, they would ban me from Entmoot for eternity.

Radagast The Brown · 05-31-2003, 01:56 PM

Quote:

originally posted by Lalaith
Exactly. (it took us the whole afternoon to figure out that plan)

It won't work. There's no chance it'll work.

Quote:

originally posted by Elf Girl
Eru. I would just like to say that if my parents ever saw this thread, they would ban me from Entmoot for eternity.

Why? Becuase of Lai, Lin and Riunel, right?

congressmn · 05-31-2003, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
It won't work. There's no chance it'll work.

Why? Becuase of Lai, Lin and Riunel, right?

u do answer a part with that "

", but they are talkin 3 way marriages with the groom gettin the surname from one of his brides...and also there was some talk of 3somes.

Lalaith · 05-31-2003, 02:05 PM

1. the threesome thing is only a rumour
2. he will keep his surname
3. you think your plan won't work .... well we will see (you don't know all about our plan)
4. where is the groom to make a statement?

congressmn · 05-31-2003, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lalaith
1. the threesome thing is only a rumour
2. he will keep his surname
3. you think your plan won't work .... well we will see (you don't know all about our plan)
4. where is the groom to make a statement?

1. that is a rumour gaining strenght.
2. he has already lost his surname before he has even stood on the altar.
3. my plan?
4. o i speak for him

Ruinel · 05-31-2003, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
oops... I'm the confused one now...

what 'biosson'?

Boisson... is beverage... I hope.

Hey! Hey! NO!! The marriage is between Jonathan, Gwiamirwen, Linaewen, and Lalaith... I am NOT involved here. *shakes head* Also, I don't think I have the right to wed anyone. *wonders if Linaewen is married to Jonathan now*

congressmn · 05-31-2003, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
Boisson... is beverage... I hope.

Hey! Hey! NO!! The marriage is between Jonathan, Gwiamirwen, Linaewen, and Lalaith... I am NOT involved here. *shakes head* Also, I don't think I have the right to wed anyone. *wonders if Linaewen is married to Jonathan now*

wow, is that a crisscross wedding? lemme bless the bride....who comes first?

Radagast The Brown · 05-31-2003, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
Boisson... is beverage... I hope.

Hey! Hey! NO!! The marriage is between Jonathan, Gwiamirwen, Linaewen, and Lalaith... I am NOT involved here. *shakes head* Also, I don't think I have the right to wed anyone. *wonders if Linaewen is married to Jonathan now*

boisson... I'l remember that.

Ruinel, you are involved. You are the one who arrange the marriage between all the four. It's your *looks at Ruinel* fault.

Ruinel · 05-31-2003, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by congressmn
wow, is that a crisscross wedding? lemme bless the bride....who comes first?

Well... now I'm not sure who is married to Jonathan. Since Lalaith told me that I performed the ceremony and I do not have the legal right to do so.

***Jonathan*** · 05-31-2003, 02:26 PM

Important statement

I'm not married! I'm a bachelor

Gwaimir is not pregnant! At least I'm not the father, Ruinel made it all up (must be Ruinel who is the father then

)
No threesomes have ever taken place! At least I've was not part of them, don't know about Gwaimir and Ruinel and everyone else

My surname remains, it has never been changed.
Thanks for speaking for me, Congressmn

And some questions

When the heck did I marry Linaewen?

What the heck is the soulmates' plan?
Why the heck is Ruinel so obsessed with weddings and marriages?
When the heck will the 'Mooters get tired of making fun of me?

Who the heck started this wedding thing? (Oops I think it was me).
Where the heck is my headache-tablets?

congressmn · 05-31-2003, 02:31 PM

When the heck did I marry Linaewen?

<<< o u were drunk. las vegas where else?

What the heck is the soulmates' plan?<<<<< already accomplished actually
Why the heck is Ruinel so obsessed with weddings and marriages?<<<< she isnt
When the heck will the 'Mooters get tired of making fun of me?

<<<< your next life

Who the heck started this wedding thing? (Oops I think it was me).<<<< yea

Where the heck is my headache-tablets?<<< in sweden [/B

Radagast The Brown · 05-31-2003, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan
Important statement

I'm not married! I'm a bachelor
Gwaimir is not pregnant! At least I'm not the father, Ruinel made it all up (must be Ruinel who is the father then )
No threesomes have ever taken place! At least I've was not part of them, don't know about Gwaimir and Ruinel and everyone else
My surname remains, it has never been changed.
Thanks for speaking for me, Congressmn

Right...

and you think we're gonna believe you? You were probably drunk. Who knows what Ruinel can do for marriage...

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05-31-2003, 02:05 PM	#872
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05-31-2003, 02:26 PM	#878
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