A few ways to tell if you are obsessed with LOTR - Page 44

Thain Peregrin Took I · 01-04-2005, 02:00 AM

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2. when you see a spider, you scream, "AH, SHELOB/UNGOLIANT!"

Hehe, I do that... and I also yell "Crebain(sp? from Dunland!" whenever I see a big group of birds... or I elbow MB and whisper it to her...

ItalianLegolas · 01-04-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Thain Peregrin Took I

Hehe, I also yell "Crebain(sp? from Dunland!" whenever I see a big group of birds...

now that is devotion

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-04-2005, 07:10 PM

You scream
'Reform The Line! sound the charge, chaaaarrrggeee!!'
or
'Rally to m, to meee!!'
whenever you see elephants at the zoo

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 01-04-2005, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

You scream
'Reform The Line! sound the charge, chaaaarrrggeee!!'
or
'Rally to m, to meee!!'
whenever you see elephants at the zoo

Good idea! I'll do that next time!

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-04-2005, 07:59 PM

and then of course screeching
'Naazzgguuulll!!!'
when a aeroplane goes overhead

me9996 · 01-04-2005, 09:33 PM

Lately I have posted a... post that has confused ItalianLegolas

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

???

I now explain:

Wraith-wizzard:
The idea is a wizzard got stabed be the lead ringwraith and got turned into a wraith (But trough shere willpower returns to his post as a wizzard).

Cork(Cat-orc):
A little cat with orc-like... er, "qualitys"

Light orc:
Suposedly It is an early attempt a an orc that got evrything but an elven attatued and look.

***Valandil*** · 01-06-2005, 08:29 AM

OK, like... you know when you're out shoveling snow, which makes you think wondrous thoughts about the North Kingdoms of old, and then you break your broom sweeping snow off a car...

... and your first thought is that someday... it will be forged anew!

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-06-2005, 08:38 AM

Shoveuril, spade of the west, forged from the shards of trowelsil

Manveru · 01-06-2005, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by me9996

Lately I have posted a... post that has confused ItalianLegolas

I now explain:

Wraith-wizzard:
The idea is a wizzard got stabed be the lead ringwraith and got turned into a wraith (But trough shere willpower returns to his post as a wizzard).

Cork(Cat-orc):
A little cat with orc-like... er, "qualitys"

Light orc:
Suposedly It is an early attempt a an orc that got evrything but an elven attatued and look.

i still dont get it...

ItalianLegolas · 01-06-2005, 07:19 PM

it didn't exactly confuse me, it was just a little bit strange, thats all

ethuiliel · 01-07-2005, 12:45 AM

When you hear (or accedentaly say) a word or two, and suddenly find yourself reciting the whole scene where that word is in. For example... and this is far from the only one, just one that came to mind... you are in a plane and looking out the window. You are glad that the clouds are not too bad, and you point out one, saying it is whispy. You say "It's a whispy cloud." Suddenly, you change that to "It's just a whisp of cloud." "It's moving fast... and against the wind."

trolls' bane · 01-07-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

Shoveuril, spade of the west, forged from the shards of trowelsil

That would be Dowelsil.

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

3. you've memorized "the RIng Poem", one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them...

Oh, I did that years ago.

ItalianLegolas · 01-08-2005, 04:49 PM

You hold a riddle contest to get your wedding ring for free

me9996 · 01-08-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Manveru

i still dont get it...

What don't you get?
I need more info to give you more!

me9996 · 01-08-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by me9996

Here I go again...

1. You get the lord of the ring board game and try to take over the world with the fake elven rings provided.

2. You take a stick, a fake beard, and a bathrobe and start calling yourself a wizzard.

3. You think you are a hobbit.

You also try seting fire to wood by saying the magic words in the book (Like gandalf)

me9996 · 01-08-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ethuiliel

When, in history class, you hear that Hannibal used "war elephants" you have a strong urge to yell something about them being Oliphaunts, not elephants.

I'm just going nuts this is so funny!

me9996 · 01-08-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Elenessiel

You are reading Plato's Republic in a philosophy class. The professor, still on the subject of justice, brings up the ring of Gyges, which has the power to make the wearer invisible. If no one witnesses your unjust acts, she says, why be just? Then she asks what we would do if we had such a ring.
"Cast it into the fiery chasm from whence it came!" popped out before I could stop myself. I don't think that the professor regarded this as an especially helpful contribution.

Cool! Where is it? Is it a mith? Is it a medafore? Did elfs make it?

me9996 · 01-08-2005, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

Now that's a cool job!

You know you're obsessed with LotR when you go to type a web address ending with ".net" and you accidentally type ".ent"

www.treebeard.ent

Not so! (But you are if you think that's the reson)

me9996 · 01-08-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dreran the Green

If you run around asking everyone if they would like a PO-TA-TO! When they say no, you ask if they can give you a PO-TA-TO! When they still say no, you tell them they have the brain of a PO-TA-TO! When there is nothing else to do: you spin around on the floor saying "Look at me! I'm a PO-TA-TO!"

PO-TAY-TO!
PO-TAY-TO!

Started going crazy when I read this, IT'S SO FUNNY!

me9996 · 01-08-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Linaewen

Hippie on LSD?!

Horrible. Just unsheath your sword a bit at school...perhaps they will stop a little....

You know you're obsessed when you refuse to do anything normal during a day, so you can read LotR. Such as having a shower, eating, or Eru forbid... going to the toilet!

You also bring your LotR books to restaurants, to read there. Never mind that it is a formal occasion, and people stare at you.

You can go to the bathroom wile reading LOTR

01-06-2005, 08:29 AM	#867
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01-06-2005, 07:19 PM	#870
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	it didn't exactly confuse me, it was just a little bit strange, thats all __________________ What was lost is now found. Last edited by ItalianLegolas : 01-06-2005 at 07:20 PM.

01-07-2005, 12:45 AM	#871
ethuiliel Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA until I find a way to get to Middle Earth Posts: 681	When you hear (or accedentaly say) a word or two, and suddenly find yourself reciting the whole scene where that word is in. For example... and this is far from the only one, just one that came to mind... you are in a plane and looking out the window. You are glad that the clouds are not too bad, and you point out one, saying it is whispy. You say "It's a whispy cloud." Suddenly, you change that to "It's just a whisp of cloud." "It's moving fast... and against the wind." __________________ "...but I love not the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Numenor." "'I would,' said Faramir. And he took her in his arms and kissed her under the sunlit sky, and he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many. And many indeed saw them and the light that shone about them as they came down from the walls and went hand in hand to the Houses of Healing."

01-08-2005, 04:49 PM	#873
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	You hold a riddle contest to get your wedding ring for free __________________ What was lost is now found.

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01-04-2005, 07:10 PM	#863
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	You scream 'Reform The Line! sound the charge, chaaaarrrggeee!!' or 'Rally to m, to meee!!' whenever you see elephants at the zoo

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Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Shoveuril, spade of the west, forged from the shards of trowelsil