They'd never say that! - Page 41

durinsbane2244 · 12-17-2005, 11:32 PM

[continuation of above]
Gandalf: [finishes telling the above story to coucil] and then the balrog was cast down...

Grey_Wolf · 12-20-2005, 10:39 AM

Gandald sulked after he'd been soundly whooped in the one-on-one basket game he'd played with Bally - who, with paws raised triumphantly, rushed about in a mad dance of victory.

"That's the last time I'll ever play with you, Bally. You hadn't told me you were Hoop Champion of Moria League."

Christiana · 12-20-2005, 09:39 PM

lol. the Ballhog

durinsbane2244 · 12-20-2005, 10:15 PM

yea, durin was first place til he played with the bally...tisk tisk!

clep_web · 12-21-2005, 12:20 AM

Gandalf: Tell you what, we'll settle the war now.
Mouth of Sauron: How?
G: Let's toss a coin, heads I win, tails you lose.
MOS: *not thinking at all* No problem.

trolls' bane · 12-21-2005, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clep_web

Gandalf: Tell you what, we'll settle the war now.
Mouth of Sauron: How?
G: Let's toss a coin, heads I win, tails you lose.
MOS: *not thinking at all* No problem.

LOL!

Christiana · 12-22-2005, 12:14 AM

Arwen: Aragorn, ive been thinking, and undying love totally does not cut it for me. I mean, come on. I don't want to mess up my elven hair

me9996 · 12-22-2005, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clep_web

Gandalf: Tell you what, we'll settle the war now.
Mouth of Sauron: How?
G: Let's toss a coin, heads I win, tails you lose.
MOS: *not thinking at all* No problem.

hahaha... Maybe gandalf could use his magic to win (or is that what you intended?)

luvEyowen · 12-22-2005, 03:28 PM

Sauron to frodo: Give me a big hug!!

Grey_Wolf · 12-22-2005, 05:46 PM

Gandald was at the Mall with Bally leashed outside to a lamp-post. Bally was howling on the top of his lungs.

Suddenly, over the speakers came the message:
"Hrmph, will the owner of the huge monster left on a leash outside please come to the information desk."

trolls' bane · 12-22-2005, 05:47 PM

LOL!
"He's scaring away all the customers!"

clep_web · 12-22-2005, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

hahaha... Maybe gandalf could use his magic to win (or is that what you intended?)

"Heads I win, tails you lose". It's a simple play of words.

me9996 · 12-23-2005, 01:33 PM

oh wait... so that's what you ment... I feel so dopey!

durinsbane2244 · 12-23-2005, 08:52 PM

wow...that's a classic!

Grey_Wolf · 12-24-2005, 04:01 PM

It was Christmas Eve at Gandald and Bally's house and the latter was getting restless.

Under Christmas tree a small mountain of presents lay waiting to be handed over and opened.

"No, Bally, we have to eat for 5 hours first then we'll have the traditional giving of presents."

Bally grumpily went out in the snowy park to find some dwarves or elves to munch on because he didn't particularly care for Gandald's Christmas menue.

Grey_Wolf · 12-25-2005, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

LOL!
"He's scaring away all the customers!"

LOL! indeed he does.

durinsbane2244 · 12-26-2005, 08:52 PM

Thorin Oakenshield: hehehe, they thought i was dead...[sits on rock in pond in the gollum pose, strokes Arkenstone] it's mine...my own...my preccciousss...

clep_web · 12-29-2005, 12:07 AM

Electronic sounding voice: I'd appreciate it if you actually went to sleep instead of tossing and turning. You may not know but Shadowfax is experiencing a 50% drag in his velocity which results in some energy loss through friction in the air which results in a slower speed which leads to us coming late to Minas Tirith by 5 days 12 hours 45 minutes and 2 seconds which ends up in Sauron winning. Do you understand me?
Pippin: Gandalf, that new darned E-Palantir is getting on my nerves!

Grey_Wolf · 12-29-2005, 03:22 PM

Late in the evening just before New Year's Eve Gandald wakes up to horrific racket.

WHOMP! WHOMP! WHOMP! WHOMP! and a final KHAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Rushing and around the corner of the house Gandald finds Bally standing by G's now explosively vanished fireworks factory.

"BAAAALLLLLYYYYYYYY!!! What have I told about you sneaking off and have a cig just anywhere you please." Gandald roars, his eyes flash like lightning.

King of The Istari · 01-01-2006, 06:14 PM

When Saruman Shows Gandalf the Palantir:

Saruman: Gandalf, I Won the West county Bowling Championship!

Gandalf: I won it Last Year!

12-17-2005, 11:32 PM	#801
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	[continuation of above] Gandalf: [finishes telling the above story to coucil] and then the balrog was cast down... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

12-20-2005, 10:39 AM	#802
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Gandald sulked after he'd been soundly whooped in the one-on-one basket game he'd played with Bally - who, with paws raised triumphantly, rushed about in a mad dance of victory. "That's the last time I'll ever play with you, Bally. You hadn't told me you were Hoop Champion of Moria League." Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 12-21-2005 at 03:11 AM.

12-20-2005, 09:39 PM	#803
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	lol. the Ballhog __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

12-20-2005, 10:15 PM	#804
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	yea, durin was first place til he played with the bally...tisk tisk! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

12-21-2005, 12:20 AM	#805
clep_web Hobbit Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Mostly in the computer Posts: 41	At the Black Gate Gandalf: Tell you what, we'll settle the war now. Mouth of Sauron: How? G: Let's toss a coin, heads I win, tails you lose. MOS: not thinking at all No problem. __________________ "My heart's right down to my toes, Mr. Pippin", Sam said, "but we aren't etten yet, and there's some stout folk with us. Whatever's in store for old Gandalf, I'll wager it isn't a wolf belly!" Some time later and a few dead wolf packs... "What did I tell you, Mr.Pippin?" said Sam, sheathing his sword. "Wolves won't get him. That was an eye-opener, and no doubt. Nearly singed the hair off my head!"

12-22-2005, 12:14 AM	#807
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Arwen: Aragorn, ive been thinking, and undying love totally does not cut it for me. I mean, come on. I don't want to mess up my elven hair __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

12-22-2005, 03:28 PM	#809
luvEyowen Hobbit Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northeastern PA Posts: 26	Sauron to frodo: Give me a big hug!!

12-22-2005, 05:46 PM	#810
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Gandald was at the Mall with Bally leashed outside to a lamp-post. Bally was howling on the top of his lungs. Suddenly, over the speakers came the message: "Hrmph, will the owner of the huge monster left on a leash outside please come to the information desk."

12-22-2005, 05:47 PM	#811
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	LOL! "He's scaring away all the customers!" __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

12-23-2005, 08:52 PM	#814
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	wow...that's a classic! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

12-24-2005, 04:01 PM	#815
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	It was Christmas Eve at Gandald and Bally's house and the latter was getting restless. Under Christmas tree a small mountain of presents lay waiting to be handed over and opened. "No, Bally, we have to eat for 5 hours first then we'll have the traditional giving of presents." Bally grumpily went out in the snowy park to find some dwarves or elves to munch on because he didn't particularly care for Gandald's Christmas menue. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 12-25-2005 at 03:21 AM.

12-26-2005, 08:52 PM	#817
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	Thorin Oakenshield: hehehe, they thought i was dead...[sits on rock in pond in the gollum pose, strokes Arkenstone] it's mine...my own...my preccciousss... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

12-29-2005, 12:07 AM	#818
clep_web Hobbit Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Mostly in the computer Posts: 41	Electronic sounding voice: I'd appreciate it if you actually went to sleep instead of tossing and turning. You may not know but Shadowfax is experiencing a 50% drag in his velocity which results in some energy loss through friction in the air which results in a slower speed which leads to us coming late to Minas Tirith by 5 days 12 hours 45 minutes and 2 seconds which ends up in Sauron winning. Do you understand me? Pippin: Gandalf, that new darned E-Palantir is getting on my nerves! __________________ "My heart's right down to my toes, Mr. Pippin", Sam said, "but we aren't etten yet, and there's some stout folk with us. Whatever's in store for old Gandalf, I'll wager it isn't a wolf belly!" Some time later and a few dead wolf packs... "What did I tell you, Mr.Pippin?" said Sam, sheathing his sword. "Wolves won't get him. That was an eye-opener, and no doubt. Nearly singed the hair off my head!"

12-29-2005, 03:22 PM	#819
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Late in the evening just before New Year's Eve Gandald wakes up to horrific racket. WHOMP! WHOMP! WHOMP! WHOMP! and a final KHAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Rushing and around the corner of the house Gandald finds Bally standing by G's now explosively vanished fireworks factory. "BAAAALLLLLYYYYYYYY!!! What have I told about you sneaking off and have a cig just anywhere you please." Gandald roars, his eyes flash like lightning. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 12-30-2005 at 03:23 AM.

01-01-2006, 06:14 PM	#820
King of The Istari Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Some where quite interesting with psychedelic trees Posts: 124	When Saruman Shows Gandalf the Palantir: Saruman: Gandalf, I Won the West county Bowling Championship! Gandalf: I won it Last Year! __________________ So do all who see such times, but that is not for us to decide, all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us Gandalf And what happened to the rest of your party, killed, eaten, gone home? Beorn, The Hobbit Dark and difficult Times lie ahead Harry, soon we must all face a choice, a choice between what is right and what is easy! Dumbledore Neo Are you listening to Me? Or are you too busy looking at the Woman in the Red Dress? Morpheus, The Matrix