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Set: Well, if we're going somewhere, I guess I'd better get a ride too.
*Unfortunatly, Set has no imagination, only an extensive library in his head. In a microsecond, he had sorted through his entire collection of "steeds" (including such unsteedlike things as the Shadofaxmachine) and found the perfect horse for the occasion.* Devak: Nice horse. I think. Set: What's wrong with Binky? Devak: Oh he is very pretty and white and large, but, well, he is kind of see through. Set: Oh, that. He comes from a place with a very high magical feild. He's actually Death's horse. Devak: Oh, Set: Well, *hops up on Binky* where are we going?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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02-25-2004, 02:02 PM
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Devak: Off to kill some orcs I guess unless the old man has anyproblems with it
Gandalf: Humpf! Devak: Well I will take that as a no... well anyway, Off we go *leaps on to naquera, naquera leaps into the sky* Come on everybody I do need some help you know...
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Crazy I was crazy once they put me in this little room Rats! Rats! I hate Rats! They drive me crazy!  *devak laughs crazily* Blue: Oh boy, She's cracked, She's gone nuts, Devak, Devak get a grip. *Devak grabs blue by the throat* Blue: Good grip Duh! I've got markers!!!! :P |
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03-02-2004, 02:30 PM
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Tshik: I wanna be a dragon! I wanna be a dragon! I wanna be a dragon! I wanna be a dragon! I wanna be a dragon!
*Oh, hush. You can't be a dragon. You are... umm... a crazy blue guy with big friendly pink eyes... or something like that* Tshik: I'm green. *Whatever* Tshik: I wanna be a dragon! I wanna be a dragon! I wanna be a dragon! I wanna be a dragon! I wanna be a dragon! I wanna be a dragon! I wanna be a dragon! I wanna be a dragon! I wanna be a dragon! I wanna be a dragon! *You can't. But you can have your own little dragon. Silver, with blue eyes, for example* Tshik: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! *Here you are. A little silver dragon comes flying from the distance and lands beside Tshik looking at him with his large blue eyes* Tshik: Thank you. I'll name him Pinky. *He's silver* Tshik: But I like that name! *As long as it makes you happy. And quiet* Tshik: Yay! Come Pinky! Let's fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I'm so kind*
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03-02-2004, 06:09 PM
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Devak: What in the nine hells? *she looked behind her a small Silver dragon flew behind her*
Naquera: A small male dragon? There are none of that color, not anymore at least. Devak: Well aperantly there is one now, *shrugs* Naquera: It says It's name is pinky, Devak: Um okay... OOC: Where is everybody? Did they get tired of this thread?
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Crazy I was crazy once they put me in this little room Rats! Rats! I hate Rats! They drive me crazy! *devak laughs crazily* Blue: Oh boy, She's cracked, She's gone nuts, Devak, Devak get a grip. *Devak grabs blue by the throat* Blue: Good grip Duh! I've got markers!!!! :P |
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03-13-2004, 06:37 PM
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*So everyone took time to prepare for hunting some orcs*
Devak: Prepare? We're ready to go! *But I don't want you to go yet* Devak: I do not care what you want. The orcs are on the move. Who knows where they are going. We must stop them. Tshik: Why can't we go yet? *Because I'm so completely totally out of ideas* Devak: And because of your empty mind we have to sit here and wait? *Sorry* Adrian: Can we at least eat while waiting? Devak: We're not going to wait. Adrian: But she said so. Devak: I don't care. We go. Now. Everyone, get yourself a steed. We're moving.
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03-17-2004, 01:52 PM
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*And so, the troup ignored the wise and all knowing narrator--*
Devak: I heard that! *And rode up over the hill. As luck (and a lazy imagination) would have it, there was an army of orcs on the other side of the hill, who had also been trapped by the narrators inability to make anything happen.* Eowyn: Wow, nice plot twist. Wonder where she got it? Set: Uh, dunno. Let us ride gloriously into battle, screaming our fear inspiring battle cry! *Dreams up a sword* All: Huzzah! *And as they rode into battle, they realized that they should have decided on a battle cry before they started.* Devak: For Freedom! Eowyn: Eorlinges! Gandalf: Fear the light! Adrian: Pay attention before I cut your head off! Naquera: Yeh like a good fight, do ye? Tshik: RATS! Set: Nac mac Feegle! Devak: HOLD IT! *The scene froze.* Devak: What in the bloody hell is "nack mack feugl"? Set: Sorry, wrong world. *And, once again, the hero's galloped into battle. Or flew. Or just kind of sauntered. Whatever.*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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03-17-2004, 05:36 PM
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*also trapped by the narrators incompetence was Jack*
Jack: *sputter* wait a minute! How did i get back here! I was enjoying my martini! *and so he was, for there was the half empty glass in his hand* Jack: You send me right back this instant! *or what?* Jack: Or else i'll make you wish that your father had never met your mother! Thats what! *Eh...Luckily! Jack was stopped from accomplishing this when he turned around and saw the whole host of orcs charging towards him, he turned and saw to the other side of him the brave bunch of idiots yelling their heads off. It seemed as if he was rather stuck in the middle of it* Jack: Shite! * out of nowhere his sword and steed appears* Onwards Strawberry Shortcake! To battle! *jumps on the Paint horse and gallops towards the orcs* Random orc: Excuse me? Strawberry Shortcake?! what kind of a name i that?! Jack: *indignate* At least my horse has a name unlike you! *THWACK!* *and so, Jack was dragged back into the whole pointless mess.* Jack: I havent forgotten you! ye'll be getting it once this is over! *Oops*
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03-23-2004, 05:04 PM
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*Hack hack, slash slash, slay slay.*
Set: Has anyone else noticed the orcs are facing the wrong way? Gandalf: Yes, that's why we are STOPPED! Naquera: Well, all except Jack. *And yes, Jack continued to hack away at the retreting orcs, until the his fellows dragged him back.* Jack: Now, to get that narrator. Others: nononono! No, it's alright, NO.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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03-24-2004, 07:48 PM
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Jack: what? Have you people no sense of adventure?
Others: no, not really. Jack: oh. *hah* Jack: well, i still do! *climbs up the hidden ladder and does battle with the narri* Others: oh. well. carry on then. Jack: Now, no more of you! *whack, slash, stamp, stab, and other gruesome dipictions of battle follow for a while. until they hear a triumphant "ha!"* devak: who won? Jack: I did. now, i am the narrator! Set: really? Jack: *from up on high* well, sometimes. for now, i'll just look thru his liquor cabinet and sit in the hot tub up here. Others: Hot tub?! Liquor?! let us up! *unfortunatly, the hidden ladder was drawn up, and they were left sitting on the ground. hehehe.*
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"She's like a terrorist in a cool jacket." -hanna when seeing me kick an annoying freshy in the rear (in my new jacket) "Think of Zombies. They're like Energizer Bunnies from hell! They don’t give up, they just keep going!" -Casey on one of his favorite topics. |
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03-25-2004, 09:52 PM
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Devak: Oh really? *Jumps on naquera, and flies upto where the misterious ladder was and she pulls it back down and then she climes up,and she runs out screaming, Jack walks out in a towel.*
OC: need I say more Devak: AHHHHH!!! it burns! *runs down ladder and jumps into stream where a large amount of steam issues from wher she jumped in*
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Crazy I was crazy once they put me in this little room Rats! Rats! I hate Rats! They drive me crazy! *devak laughs crazily* Blue: Oh boy, She's cracked, She's gone nuts, Devak, Devak get a grip. *Devak grabs blue by the throat* Blue: Good grip Duh! I've got markers!!!! :P |
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03-27-2004, 12:23 PM
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Jack: there are more ways than one to scare out unwanted guests. Heheheheheheh. Well, that's one less girl with virgin eyes.
Others exccept set: Oh thats just gross! set: *grin* Are you sure thats how you want to repel all intruders? *bigger grin* Jack: *pause* no feking comment. Now, to send you on your way... *ahem, erm....Yes! And so the paisley bunch set off on their queest to rid the world of evil and also getting out of my site, thus ridding me of my headache and doing great heroic things OVER THERE.*
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"She's like a terrorist in a cool jacket." -hanna when seeing me kick an annoying freshy in the rear (in my new jacket) "Think of Zombies. They're like Energizer Bunnies from hell! They don’t give up, they just keep going!" -Casey on one of his favorite topics. |
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03-29-2004, 10:01 AM
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*The other narrator, who actually was not as defeated as Jack thought, got up and swore to take revenge, but as still being weak the narrator went away with others to do great deeds and to become rich and famous and admired and powerful. And so they all went away and left Jack alone who at the beginning of course enjoys being alone but after a while will get lonely and sad and even more lonely, and then will come to look for the others and beg for forgiveness and their friendship but then they just send her a look full of disdain and contempt and turn their backs to her and leave her to live the rest of her life in misery and loneliness until her lonely death in the wilderness. Ha!*
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03-29-2004, 07:22 PM
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Set: Sorry, that was my fault.
Jack: Well don't do that again. The poor narrator is messed up enough without you screwing with it's head. Set: I know, but it was a funny dream. I know you would never act like that. Jack: Right. Now let's go KICK SOME ORC! *Ride ride ride*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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03-31-2004, 08:59 PM
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*on th contrary, the new narri (me) is not at all sad and is floating in his hottub of Much Happiness watching the stupidness of those below*
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03-31-2004, 09:11 PM
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OOC: No fecking comment, "Jack"...
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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04-04-2004, 03:02 AM
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OOC: Oh? why not? you are always so full of them....
*And so, with me floating above them, the errant riders plug on occasionally stpping to kill something or drink tea. Doesn't that sound fun?* Set: not really. *well, your stuck with it arent you? use your over active sense of imagination!* Set: its not really up to me though. *then make it up to you to take such actions* Last edited by The last sane person : 04-04-2004 at 03:27 AM. |
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04-14-2004, 12:10 PM
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sorry, accidental post
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." Last edited by Katt_knome_hobbit : 04-14-2004 at 12:11 PM. |
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04-14-2004, 01:20 PM
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*Suddenly everything went black*
Devak: Who turned the lights off? Adrian: I'm blind!!! Gandalf: Try to be calm, I'm sure this is only a... eee... something that will pass very soon. Devak: Stop teasing us! Turn the lights back on, Jack!!! Jack: It's not me. Adrian: I thought you were the narrator... Jack: I thought so myself. Devak: Then stop fooling around and do something! Jack: I can't. Devak: Why not? Jack: I can't see anything. Tshik: Yay!!! Jack: No, that's not good. Tshik: No yay? Jack: No yay. Adrian: I just remembered I was hungry. And I still am. Eowyn: Poor you! Devak: Anyone up there? Could you please turn off the darkness? Jack: I told you I can't. Devak: Not you. The one who brought this darkness upon us. *Nothing happened*
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04-14-2004, 05:45 PM
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Devak: Oh fine then.... Let there be light!!!!!!! *light seems to come from devak*
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04-15-2004, 12:27 PM
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Eowyn: Devak, you're glowing!
Devak: *smiles* I know. Tshik: Yay! *looks confused and turns to Jack* It is yay, isn't it? Jack: Well, I suppose... Tshik: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack: Ouch! My ears... Adrian: What happens, Devak, if you say: "Let there be a lot of food!!!!!!!"? Gandalf: What about me? I was supposed to bring you light!!!
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