Most Wanted 'Mooters

[Sheeana]

So, what I want to know is why isn't Jono on the most wanted list? He's got half the female population out for blood last I checked...

[jerseydevil]

Originally posted by Sheeana
So, what I want to know is why isn't Jono on the most wanted list? He's got half the female population out for blood last I checked...

Well he created that list. But the list he'll be on - is in the planning stages as we speak.

[Aralyn]

Why I am not suprised about this list?




















OKay slightly suprised about dear good KIND Coney

[Baby-K]

Baby-K. Known as the 'Corruptor'. She corrupts the minds of the other 'Mooters. Do not try to confront her.

Damn straight Only known survivor so far has been a certain body building rabbit, though I do suspect that his mind was semi corrupt from the start

Wohoo, I'm wanted

And is that a nice change young man?

Blame Baby K

Job well done then

how bout i surrender now. *raising hands above head*

Ye might want to tighten the belt next time hun (that way yer pants won't fall down if ye raise yer hands)

Still not satisfying, but the best I have:

Ye know Falagar, I believe Ruinel was offering lessons for problems such as yours

And I eagerly await Wayfarer, Ruinel, Baby-K and Sween

The wait is over sweetheart....no let's play yeah

I couldn't kill a fly with kindness

Try a swat

No, you dork... it is not me!!! I'm 122 lbs and 5 ft 5in.!! For pete's sake... she must be 500 lb.

Same haircolour & fair skin....

The Thong is great and burns deep within my body like a fire which cannot be contained.

Ye still want us to believe that was not you?

ACK!!!! *frustration* I wish I was EVIL!!! I can't think of anything!!!! crap, crap, crap, crap!!!!

Need some help? Not that I'm evil, but I could sure use a laugh

are you suggesting death by monkey sminty? *cheesy organ in backround*

There's a monkey floating about in the Coney thread - apparently Sween was using it to spank Ruinel

[gandalfstormcrow]

This is hilarious!

[jerseydevil]

Originally posted by gandalfstormcrow
This is hilarious!

Oh - this isn't anything yet. Wait until he gets what I have planned.

[Coney]

Originally posted by Aralyn
Why I am not suprised about this list?


OKay slightly suprised about dear good KIND Coney

Uh oh..........looks like another 'mooter I owe money to

Damn straight Only known survivor so far has been a certain body building rabbit, though I do suspect that his mind was semi corrupt from the start

..............in my defence I'll just say that yer ain't seen the best of me yet (or worst, depending on yer POV )

[Ruinel]

Originally posted by Insidious Rex
Thwow him to the gwond!

uh what sir?

thwow him to the gwond! and stwike him wuffly!

One of my favorite parts, that and..."Your mother was a hampter and your father smelled of elderberrries." *launching cow...now*
Or was that the other way around?

So, what I want to know is why isn't Jono on the most wanted list? He's got half the female population out for blood last I checked...

I am not half the female pop! Is this a dis on that pic? oooh, I hope not.

Same haircolour & fair skin....

AAAIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Oh - this isn't anything yet. Wait until he gets what I have planned.

shshshsshshssh!!!!!!!!!!! He'll hear you!

[Baby-K]

..............in my defence I'll just say that yer ain't seen the best of me yet (or worst, depending on yer POV )

Are ye planning to get me into trouble here? Argh...........*best behaviour, best behaviour, best summin or other*

Are ye planning on showing us yer best side anytime soon? I dunno, I'm pretty impressed with the sides I've seen so far...

AAAIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Doc Coney tell ye to open wide then? Nope yer tonsils seem fine to me...........hey, who knocked out the light?

[Falagar]

And is that a nice change young man?

Not at all. Seeing what happend to Jonathan, I'd rather stay hidden in the shadows

Ye know Falagar, I believe Ruinel was offering lessons for problems such as yours

I believe I don't want such..."lessons"

[Baby-K]

Not at all. Seeing what happend to Jonathan, I'd rather stay hidden in the shadows

Just so happens that the shadows are part of my playground....but don't worry I won't bite you (yet)

I believe I don't want such..."lessons"

Uh huh........so are you saying that you think Ruinel would not be a good teacher? Or do you not have money to pay (I'm sure she might consider a bursary system)

(strange how believing often leaves room for doubt )

[Falagar]

Just so happens that the shadows are part of my playground....but don't worry I won't bite you (yet)

Your tongue is sharper than thy teeth

...I hope *looks around with an afraid expression*

Uh huh........so are you saying that you think Ruinel would not be a good teacher? Or do you not have money to pay (I'm sure she might consider a bursary system)

(strange how believing often leaves room for doubt )

I'm sure Ruinel would be a perfect teacher
But I...uhmm...don't have time. Ye'know, too much going on right now.

[Coney]

Are ye planning to get me into trouble here? Argh...........*best behaviour, best behaviour, best summin or other*

K! ................. I would never get you into trouble!

I only leave a trail of smarties.............occasionally they may lead to troublesville.

Are ye planning on showing us yer best side anytime soon? I dunno, I'm pretty impressed with the sides I've seen so far...

To be honest, after seeing the amount of flirting and innuendo going on at the mo'.........it's taking a lot of effort to contain meself

I'm just glad I'm off the drink

[Baby-K]

Your tongue is sharper than thy teeth

No, it's the whips & chains ye have to worry about.........

But I...uhmm...don't have time. Ye'know, too much going on right now.

Yeah, like clipping yer toe nails?

[Baby-K]

K! ................. I would never get you into trouble!

Aw damn *packs away furry toys* Oh well, maybe later

I only leave a trail of smarties.............occasionally they may lead to troublesville.

Have I told you about the smarties game? I will have to show you (as soon as yer ready to show us that good side )

To be honest, after seeing the amount of flirting and innuendo going on at the mo'.........it's taking a lot of effort to contain meself

I know! It's fantastic innit? Like tantric 'mooting (keeping yerself in... )

I'm just glad I'm off the drink

Oh Friday where are you?

[Coney]

Originally posted by Baby-K
Aw damn *packs away furry toys* Oh well, maybe later

Leave that pink one out........might come in handy

Have I told you about the smarties game? I will have to show you (as soon as yer ready to show us that good side )

*surrepticiously shows a little of his good side*

Care for a Smartie?

I know! It's fantastic innit? Like tantric 'mooting (keeping yerself in... )

LOL! Tantric 'mooting ..................... they say it's all in controlling yer breathing

Oh Friday where are you?

Yeesh, I need a friday (actually I just need a bloody good drink)....

[Baby-K]

Leave that pink one out........might come in handy

Sheesh, ye sure do need a drink hun - HANDY GOES IN PINK ONE - not the other way around

*surrepticiously shows a little of his good side*

Now that is an impressive sight........can't wait to see more

Might even encourage me to find a good side to myself (Don't get yer hopes up though )

Care for a Smartie?

Why thank you..........care to see what I do with a Smartie?

LOL! Tantric 'mooting ..................... they say it's all in controlling yer breathing

*breathes in*
*breathes out slowly*
*breathes in*
*holds it*

THUD!

Tantric's no good when ye've got bugger all co-ordination (Besides, it's sooooo much better when there's someone to do ii [I do of course mean the breathing] with

Yeesh, I need a friday (actually I just need a bloody good drink)....

My week ends today so yay me! I'll have one on ye

[Coney]

Sheesh, ye sure do need a drink hun - HANDY GOES IN PINK ONE - not the other way around

.................... my hands usually have a habit of being where they shouldn't be

Now that is an impressive sight........can't wait to see more

Might even encourage me to find a good side to myself (Don't get yer hopes up though )

*resists a very obvious backside joke*

Why thank you..........care to see what I do with a Smartie?

Well, I'm presuming yer gonna pop it into yer mouth

*breathes in*
*breathes out slowly*
*breathes in*
*holds it*

THUD!

Tantric's no good when ye've got bugger all co-ordination (Besides, it's sooooo much better when there's someone to do ii [I do of course mean the breathing] with

*picks K up off the floor*

Yer fell over when yer were sober?......there must be more to this breathin malarky than I thought!

And yep, it's much more fun with two

My week ends today so yay me! I'll have one on ye

Have a dozen hun........and on friday I'll have a gallon for you

[Baby-K]

.................... my hands usually have a habit of being where they shouldn't be

Like electricity sockets & chocolate cake?

Funny, my hands seem to have a life of their own too sometimes - 'I swear I didn't mean to do that'

*resists a very obvious backside joke*

Like I had to resist with the whole '...might come in handy' bit... I went the other way (obviously). Breathe hun..........channel those energies elsewhere

Well, I'm presuming yer gonna pop it into yer mouth

*resists the temptation to say what might possibly go down as the sauciest comment ever at Entmoot*

Yer fell over when yer were sober?......there must be more to this breathin malarky than I thought!

Well, I guess it would help if I actually remembered to breathe out..... But I fall over sober, drunk, whatever else, so I guess there's just no telling

And yep, it's much more fun with two

Funny how most things in life are better as team sports

Have a dozen hun........and on friday I'll have a gallon for you

I will That knock on the noggin has finally jogged the memory, I now remember what it was I drank at that food fair! Summin called Gilroy's (don't ask what it tasted like, I can't remember)

[Coney]

Like electricity sockets & chocolate cake?

Funny, my hands seem to have a life of their own too sometimes - 'I swear I didn't mean to do that'

Occasionally yeah, yer can guarantee that if there is a strange hole to be found............Coney's finger is usually in it

Like I had to resist with the whole '...might come in handy' bit... I went the other way (obviously). Breathe hun..........channel those energies elsewhere

*channels energy*

*watches as TV screen goes fuzzy*

I must have a build up of static or summit

*resists the temptation to say what might possibly go down as the sauciest comment ever at Entmoot*

Aw, I need bigger bait to catch this lil' fish

Funny how most things in life are better as team sports

True, true.......what's fun alone is infinetly more fun with two (or more )

I will That knock on the noggin has finally jogged the memory, I now remember what it was I drank at that food fair! Summin called Gilroy's (don't ask what it tasted like, I can't remember)

Gilroy's? Sounds like a beer hun..

"A pint of Gilroy's please!"

yeah, that sounds about right