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Asilynn · 02-20-2002, 05:15 PM

What the Heck is a Balrog Anyway? by Durin (published posthumously)

Don't Mess with the Little Guy, by Shelob

Saruman's Guide to Arbor Day (I won't forget again)

101 ways to eat raw rabbit (no nassty herbsess pleasse) by Gollum

How to fireproof your home, by the Balrog

Never Drop Pebbles Down Wells, by a Fool who threw one in with his own fingers

Asilynn

Asilynn · 02-20-2002, 05:18 PM

Biological Warfare and Longbotton Leaf, by Osama bin Laden

Asilynn (again)

Laurelyn · 02-20-2002, 09:26 PM

Hee hee . . . ROFL!

An idiot's guide to a heroic journey (or how to go from an idiot to a hero) - by the fool of a Took

Arathorn · 02-20-2002, 09:40 PM

Paul Bunyan - Heart-pounding macabre tales for the thrill-seeking ent (Rated Hroom - not advisable for entings)

Marshmallows in Moria - A list of Recipes for the adventurous.

Agburanar · 02-21-2002, 11:15 AM

Coast to coast, the elven holiday guide.
How to build a balrog.
Round Ireland with a ring.

Arathorn · 02-21-2002, 11:55 AM

Tall Tales by Sam

Eru Truly Rocks!

Eru and the Ainur Music Video Feature

And Frodo Was His Name-O (F R O D O... F R O D O...)

From Hole To High Mountain

***Earniel*** · 02-21-2002, 04:24 PM

Oh Tanoliel I got some for you:

Wyrd Wizards (wyrd sisters)
Wizard abroad (witches abroad)
The Last Ring (the last hero)

Perhaps not that funny, but nonetheless I think a suiting title: Under the spell of the Ring.

Not my own I admit. The dutch title of Lord of the Rings is 'In de ban van de ring' if I translate that I get Under the spell of the Ring.

Celebwen · 02-22-2002, 12:08 PM

I Know What You Did in Mordor....

Arathorn · 02-22-2002, 12:17 PM

BTW (a.k.a. Bigger Than Willow) - I have to watch Willow again so I dare not say "Better" yet

History of the World

The World According to John

Oggler of the Rings

Sauron's Last Stand

The Witch King Project

Dracula Takes Magneto

Rudy's New Team

I Wanna Close My Eyes at the Ford

The Agent of Rivendell

emplynx · 02-22-2002, 03:17 PM

A Better-Than-Drugs Journey.

Arathorn · 02-22-2002, 09:45 PM

The Cat in the Hat and his Deed with the Weed

FrodoFriend · 02-22-2002, 10:43 PM

Citizen Sam

Fear and Loathing in Mordor

Some Like It Hot, Some Like It Under A Second Darkness

A Wizard and a Gentleman

A Few Good Dwarves

Samwise Gamgee (My name is Samwise Gamgee, people call me Samwise Gamgee. Run, Samwise, run!)

Arathorn · 02-23-2002, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Samwise Gamgee (My name is Samwise Gamgee, people call me Samwise Gamgee. Run, Samwise, run!)

LOL! FrodoFriend, Not to mention: My Gaffer always says 'Life is like a box of Ninnyhammers; you never know who you gonna get' and 'We we're so happy together, we were like weeds and carrots again' and 'Rosie, will you marry me?'

Bacchus · 02-23-2002, 05:13 PM

I am Sam

How to Make Friends and Influence People, by Annatar

Left Behind, by F. Bolger

Come Sail Away, by Galadriel

Practical Aviation, by Gandalf

451 Farenheit, by B. Rog

Arathorn · 02-24-2002, 08:16 AM

The Story of Usses by The Real Owners of the Preciousss

Ninnyhammers Don't Cry

Wraith Becomes Him

A Tale of two Minases

The Anduin Wilde

Arathorn · 02-25-2002, 01:05 AM

How On And On The Road Actually Went by Mr Underhill
How To Inspire and Influence a Dead Audience by Elessar a.k.a Estel a.k.a Aragorn Son of Arathorn a.k.a. Elfstone a.k.a. Strider
The Scariest Places on Middle-Earth by Gimli O'Gloin

FrodoFriend · 02-25-2002, 07:47 PM

Mordorward Bound

I'm the Witch-King of the World!

Grumpy Old Elves

Why I Should've Retired Early, by Olorin

Dances with Wargs

An Adventure from a Baggage-Eye View, by Merry

FrodoFriend · 02-25-2002, 07:50 PM

Sorry, thought of some more.

Bite My Finger, by the Ringbearer

Lose Weight Fast!, by Smeagol

Why Kings Get More Chicks than Stewards, by Elessar Telcontar

Boyfriend leave you to go on a Quest? How to cope! - a magazine by Rosie Cotton

Eowyn, The Lioness · 02-25-2002, 08:09 PM

"Why Eavsdropping is a Sin" by S. Gamgee
"Over the River and Through the Woods and Through Some More Woods and Some More Woods and Over Another River..." by F.O.Ring
"Hey! That's MY Line,Arwen!" by Gil Galad and E.L. Rond

This list is HILARIOUS!!!!

ROFL

Arathorn · 02-25-2002, 11:35 PM

Field of Trees: (If You Chop Them, We Will Rouse) - by Quickbeam

The Elf Who Enchanted Me - By Gimli O'Gloin

IthilRaker - by M.King

Last of the Morians - by Balin McFundin

City of Maiar

02-20-2002, 05:15 PM	#61
Asilynn Hobbit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Mithlond, Lindon Posts: 16	What the Heck is a Balrog Anyway? by Durin (published posthumously) Don't Mess with the Little Guy, by Shelob Saruman's Guide to Arbor Day (I won't forget again) 101 ways to eat raw rabbit (no nassty herbsess pleasse) by Gollum How to fireproof your home, by the Balrog Never Drop Pebbles Down Wells, by a Fool who threw one in with his own fingers Asilynn __________________ "I feel like spring after winter, and sun on the leaves; and like trumpets and harps and all the songs I ever heard!" -Samwise Gamgee in ROTK, the Fields of Cormallen Not all that glitters is gold.

02-20-2002, 05:18 PM	#62
Asilynn Hobbit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Mithlond, Lindon Posts: 16	Biological Warfare and Longbotton Leaf, by Osama bin Laden Asilynn (again) __________________ "I feel like spring after winter, and sun on the leaves; and like trumpets and harps and all the songs I ever heard!" -Samwise Gamgee in ROTK, the Fields of Cormallen Not all that glitters is gold.

02-20-2002, 09:26 PM	#63
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Hee hee . . . ROFL! An idiot's guide to a heroic journey (or how to go from an idiot to a hero) - by the fool of a Took __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

02-20-2002, 09:40 PM	#64
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Paul Bunyan - Heart-pounding macabre tales for the thrill-seeking ent (Rated Hroom - not advisable for entings) Marshmallows in Moria - A list of Recipes for the adventurous. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-20-2002 at 09:43 PM.

02-21-2002, 11:55 AM	#66
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Tall Tales by Sam Eru Truly Rocks! Eru and the Ainur Music Video Feature And Frodo Was His Name-O (F R O D O... F R O D O...) From Hole To High Mountain __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-21-2002 at 11:59 AM.

02-21-2002, 11:15 AM	#65
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	Coast to coast, the elven holiday guide. How to build a balrog. Round Ireland with a ring.

02-21-2002, 04:24 PM	#67
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Oh Tanoliel I got some for you: Wyrd Wizards (wyrd sisters) Wizard abroad (witches abroad) The Last Ring (the last hero) Perhaps not that funny, but nonetheless I think a suiting title: Under the spell of the Ring. Not my own I admit. The dutch title of Lord of the Rings is 'In de ban van de ring' if I translate that I get Under the spell of the Ring. Last edited by Earniel : 02-22-2002 at 04:08 PM.

02-22-2002, 12:08 PM	#68
Celebwen Hobbit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: somewhere, over the rainbow, preferribly in Middle-Earth...... Posts: 19	I Know What You Did in Mordor.... __________________ ~Celebwen~ ...'I chose thumbs because they are very important. If I hadn't my thumbs I don't suppose I could ride my horse or write letters or pinch my litttle brothers, so I thought perhaps I should make a list of everything I couldn't do without my thumbs, for if a heathen came across the sea threatening to cut off my thumbs I might read my list and maybe he would change his mind. Then again, the likelyness of my being threatened by a heathen and whether a list would change his mind is very slim, so I'll save myself some time and not write a list!'

02-22-2002, 12:17 PM	#69
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	BTW (a.k.a. Bigger Than Willow) - I have to watch Willow again so I dare not say "Better" yet History of the World The World According to John Oggler of the Rings Sauron's Last Stand The Witch King Project Dracula Takes Magneto Rudy's New Team I Wanna Close My Eyes at the Ford The Agent of Rivendell __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-22-2002 at 12:27 PM.

02-22-2002, 03:17 PM	#70
emplynx Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,214	A Better-Than-Drugs Journey.

02-22-2002, 09:45 PM	#71
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	The Cat in the Hat and his Deed with the Weed __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

02-22-2002, 10:43 PM	#72
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Citizen Sam Fear and Loathing in Mordor Some Like It Hot, Some Like It Under A Second Darkness A Wizard and a Gentleman A Few Good Dwarves Samwise Gamgee (My name is Samwise Gamgee, people call me Samwise Gamgee. Run, Samwise, run!) __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-23-2002, 05:13 PM	#74
Bacchus Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Houston TX USA Posts: 245	I am Sam How to Make Friends and Influence People, by Annatar Left Behind, by F. Bolger Come Sail Away, by Galadriel Practical Aviation, by Gandalf 451 Farenheit, by B. Rog __________________ Yet neither by wolf, nor by Balrog, nor by Dragon, would Morgoth have achieved his end, but for the treachery of Men. Always after a defeat and a respite, the Shadow takes another shape and grows again.

02-24-2002, 08:16 AM	#75
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	The Story of Usses by The Real Owners of the Preciousss Ninnyhammers Don't Cry Wraith Becomes Him A Tale of two Minases The Anduin Wilde __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

02-25-2002, 01:05 AM	#76
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	How On And On The Road Actually Went by Mr Underhill How To Inspire and Influence a Dead Audience by Elessar a.k.a Estel a.k.a Aragorn Son of Arathorn a.k.a. Elfstone a.k.a. Strider The Scariest Places on Middle-Earth by Gimli O'Gloin __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

02-25-2002, 07:47 PM	#77
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Mordorward Bound I'm the Witch-King of the World! Grumpy Old Elves Why I Should've Retired Early, by Olorin Dances with Wargs An Adventure from a Baggage-Eye View, by Merry __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-25-2002, 07:50 PM	#78
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Sorry, thought of some more. Bite My Finger, by the Ringbearer Lose Weight Fast!, by Smeagol Why Kings Get More Chicks than Stewards, by Elessar Telcontar Boyfriend leave you to go on a Quest? How to cope! - a magazine by Rosie Cotton __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-25-2002, 08:09 PM	#79
Eowyn, The Lioness Enting Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: oh, somewhere... Posts: 81	"Why Eavsdropping is a Sin" by S. Gamgee "Over the River and Through the Woods and Through Some More Woods and Some More Woods and Over Another River..." by F.O.Ring "Hey! That's MY Line,Arwen!" by Gil Galad and E.L. Rond This list is HILARIOUS!!!! ROFL

02-25-2002, 11:35 PM	#80
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Field of Trees: (If You Chop Them, We Will Rouse) - by Quickbeam The Elf Who Enchanted Me - By Gimli O'Gloin IthilRaker - by M.King Last of the Morians - by Balin McFundin City of Maiar __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

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