Star wars funnys

[me9996]

This is like "They'd never say that!" but for Star wars.

Here's my first one:
(A lot of "Princess bride" cross-overs)
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(Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are standing on a brige)
Luke:I am luke skywalker, you killed my father, prepare to die!
Vader:No luke, I AM your father!
Luke:NNNOOOOO!!!
(Luke and vader go at each other useing their left hands and Vaders hand is cut off)
Vader:You got me, but there's something you should know, I'M NOT LEFT HANDED!
(Vader puts his saber in his right hand)
Luke:Not anymore anyway.
(Luke and Vader go at it again, this time lukes hand is cut off)
Vader:Now surrender to the dark side of the force! Why are you smileing?
Luke:I know something you don't know.
Vader:What is it?
Luke:I'm not left handed ether!
(Luke puts his saber in his right hand)
Luke:HA!
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So what do you think? Post your own!
(And don't laugh about the "Princess bride" stuff, it's not as girly a movie as it sounds, and I asume the book it was based on was good too)