War on gondor - Page 4

me9996 · 02-01-2005, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kellquenti

For Valar's sake, The south wraith things are just imaginary bedsheets, Gods and I thought hobbits were brave!!!"

A sword jumps off the table right at your caricter, I gess that wraith doesn't like sceptics

me9996 · 02-01-2005, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by me9996

Ha! Pitifull! My dragon can toast these birds!
(The dragon burps)
My dragon must have had beans for lunch

, heads will roll for this!
Now where is that king...

Okay theres the king, in the woods! This is perfect! (Blows a horn)
A huron stomps on the king, squishing him.
1000 hurons come flooding out of the woods and start tering down minis tirith.
Let's see you stop that!

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 02-01-2005, 03:31 PM

Since I'm so desperate for Gondor to do something about this, I've rallied up a large sum of brave, well equipted and trained men, so we're ready to charge at any given moment. And they're hiding currently so they can't be squished by Mr. Emperor and company.

Kellquenti · 02-01-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Meriadoc Brandybuck

Since I'm so desperate for Gondor to do something about this, I've rallied up a large sum of brave, well equipted and trained men, so we're ready to charge at any given moment. And they're hiding currently so they can't be squished by Mr. Emperor and company.

damn good job . I'm bored ! Let's gofor it !!! Lead the way

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 02-01-2005, 08:59 PM

Even better: the enemy's not expecting it!

And of course I have plenty of horses.

ItalianLegolas · 02-02-2005, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by me9996

Okay theres the king, in the woods! This is perfect! (Blows a horn)
A huron stomps on the king, squishing him.
1000 hurons come flooding out of the woods and start tering down minis tirith.
Let's see you stop that!

I'm not sure an evil king could control Huorns without controlling an Ent, and an evil king could never control an Ent, so..... half of your atatack force is decimated.

me9996 · 02-02-2005, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

I'm not sure an evil king could control Huorns without controlling an Ent, and an evil king could never control an Ent, so..... half of your atatack force is decimated.

You think I don't know anyone? I did a faver for Treebeard and he paid me back (I found the entwives!)
And I still don't think you've proven I'm evil.

P.S.
You count me and my dragon as half the attacking army?
I'm flattered.

ItalianLegolas · 02-02-2005, 01:06 PM

Treebeard would nevr do such a thing!!

me9996 · 02-02-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

Treebeard would never do such a thing!!

He called himself "Treebeard"

ItalianLegolas · 02-02-2005, 04:48 PM

it must have been Treebeards evil twin brother who is never mentioned in the books!! And hence he is seeking... REVENGE!!

me9996 · 02-02-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

it must have been Treebeards evil twin brother who is never mentioned in the books!! And hence he is seeking... REVENGE!!

Whoever it is he went screaming "He found them" across fangorn forest

ItalianLegolas · 02-02-2005, 05:56 PM

why are we conversing!! we are ENEMIES!!

me9996 · 02-02-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

why are we conversing!! we are ENEMIES!!

Okay (lops of your head)

ItalianLegolas · 02-03-2005, 07:20 AM

hey, thats unfair!! fine, I shall defeat you from the heavens

me9996 · 02-03-2005, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

hey, thats unfair!! fine, I shall defeat you from the heavens

Lightning? Doesn't look like rain.
Okay, I'd better look out!

me9996 · 02-03-2005, 12:37 PM

By now the Hurons have laid waist to minus tirith without loss.
10 Dragons arive, each with 10 knights (in arms and armor like there emperor)
and a rider who aparently rides it like a horse.
The hurons begin planting themslelves in a ring around the city.

me9996 · 02-03-2005, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Kellquenti

Hurry little Hobbits, The so -called emperor is as usual lost on his way here,(Valar if he ever gets to Minas Tirith i'll be very surprised!) Get here soon and convince me that I need to fight for Gondor. Hurry , I can't wait all night.or a pretty serving maid may distract me before you get here!!

He he, I've laid waist to minis tirith now and have started build my own!
(But this flat land anervs me)

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 02-03-2005, 12:45 PM

Where in Middle Earth did he find these dragons?
You do know that you have opposition, Mr-take-over-the-world, don't you? And while you were chatting, all but one of your dragons are dead. Hit in the soft spot, they were.

me9996 · 02-03-2005, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Meriadoc Brandybuck

Where in Middle Earth did he find these dragons?
You do know that you have opposition, Mr-take-over-the-world, don't you? And while you were chatting, all but one of your dragons are dead. Hit in the soft spot, they were.

Huh? I thought this breed didn't have a soft spot.

Oh, there it is

You must be good archers!
I can see why you couldn't get my dragon, it's got exra body armor.

P.S.
Good thing dragons are good eating, better check these arrows for poison first!

me9996 · 02-03-2005, 03:17 PM

Me to one of my riders:Go back to the north, keep to the east of the Anduin, and call our allys in Rhun. Go quickly now!

Rider:But I am dismounted! My dragon is dead by hobbit arrow!

Me:Ride this horse I found in the ruins of the city.

He goes out and at the rim of the huron blockade shows his shield and goes on very fast.

02-01-2005, 03:31 PM	#63
Meriadoc Brandybuck Magnificent Master of Buckland Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Buckland, U.S.A. Posts: 1,138	Since I'm so desperate for Gondor to do something about this, I've rallied up a large sum of brave, well equipted and trained men, so we're ready to charge at any given moment. And they're hiding currently so they can't be squished by Mr. Emperor and company. __________________ But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer

02-01-2005, 08:59 PM	#65
Meriadoc Brandybuck Magnificent Master of Buckland Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Buckland, U.S.A. Posts: 1,138	Even better: the enemy's not expecting it! And of course I have plenty of horses. __________________ But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer

02-02-2005, 01:06 PM	#68
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	Treebeard would nevr do such a thing!! __________________ What was lost is now found.

02-02-2005, 04:48 PM	#70
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	it must have been Treebeards evil twin brother who is never mentioned in the books!! And hence he is seeking... REVENGE!! __________________ What was lost is now found.

02-02-2005, 05:56 PM	#72
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	why are we conversing!! we are ENEMIES!! __________________ What was lost is now found.

02-03-2005, 07:20 AM	#74
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	hey, thats unfair!! fine, I shall defeat you from the heavens __________________ What was lost is now found.

02-03-2005, 12:45 PM	#78
Meriadoc Brandybuck Magnificent Master of Buckland Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Buckland, U.S.A. Posts: 1,138	Where in Middle Earth did he find these dragons? You do know that you have opposition, Mr-take-over-the-world, don't you? And while you were chatting, all but one of your dragons are dead. Hit in the soft spot, they were. __________________ But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer

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