Why are you weird? - Page 4

***Earniel*** · 03-22-2002, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wayfarer
Sometimes, when I'm walking outside at night, I start acting very orcish.

Somehow that doesn't surprise me one bit. Now why would that be?

Wayfarer · 03-22-2002, 04:15 PM

It's an affection. I use my orcish act to scare of girls that hit on me.

***Earniel*** · 03-22-2002, 04:40 PM

Hitting as in hitting with a staff? (haven't forgotten the last time you staffbapped me)

Wayfarer · 03-22-2002, 04:49 PM

Naah... Nobody around here has a staff.

***Earniel*** · 03-22-2002, 05:19 PM

Too bad, I just might have considered the hitting-part.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-23-2002, 02:50 AM

~I talk to crows
~My friend and I stand on the deck talking to crows and having sword vs. staff fights (well, I only have one sword, and a staff, and my brother won't let me near his!)
~This friend and I have very odd conversations during dinner in which we randomly say, 'Fondue Fork!' (there actually IS a reason for this; it's from a webcomic someone who graduated from my school last year is doing.)
~We also sit on my garage roof talking about vampires and not very well known Japanese demons called Tengu.
~I talk to inanamite objects sometimes.
~I named my waterbottle
~I named my telephone
~I challenge people to duels.
~I have swordfights with my friends in the hallways at school using umbrellas (this only happens on rainy days. . .)

Khadrane · 03-23-2002, 11:34 PM

Sigh. *hangs head* I regularly have conversations with myself like Gollum or something.

Nibs · 03-24-2002, 01:59 AM

I'm an "evolved" weirdo. I tried to fit in too much and got fed up with it somewhere along the way. Little did I know that trying not to fit in was the way to fit in... go figure.

My brother and I did a puppet show at a dance just last night. It was Camelot-themed, and we had never used the stage before. The first two shows were a disaster. I mean, I accidentally made the dragon assail the princess instead of the antagonist... so we scräpped that and did a medieval talk show. That was fun.

Oh, and my outfit. I had just been on a blind date that would continue through the dance, but the dance was formal and I... wasn't. Too bad I wasn't told about that. Anyway, I borrowed some clothes from a guy that had fun with lending me particular clothes. I had burgundy pants, a black shirt, and a white jacket top. And, to top it off, a belt that holds .22 ammunition. Buncha loops 'round the whole thing. I was cool with that. My past self would be frightened with my present self.

By the way, the date was great... I highly recommend them.

okapoko · 04-26-2002, 08:02 PM

i'm wierder than all of u. that's it. nothing more, 4 instants, i'm okapoko, who would be called okapoko, what kinda name is that, and my sig, that really did happen, and i'm the oldest, i was born in the year of 0001, who was born then, that's still living??? i don't get myself, well, that's not very much, i don't have a brain to get stuff in, but, Bob, the person that lives on my hand, has my hand, and once i get and Avatar, he, and his BF herman (another hand) will b on there. and another thing *holds hand up to ear and hears voices* bob doesn't like ppl, he said so himself, he and i r going out, that's pretty lame, the only date i could get was with my hand, and this is all 100% true, with all honesty it is, well i wasn't really born in 0001, but that's it. *holds hand up to ear again, and hears more voices* Bob likes the entmoot, but he's strange, he hates and loves ppl, like gollum hates and love the ring, the only difference is he doesn't call ppl his precious. i'm being really honest about this stuff, i know nobody would belive me, but belive whatever u want to, even bob says it's true!!!!!!
ne way i'm the wierdest on entmoot

Elf Girl · 04-26-2002, 08:14 PM

I am good friends with the squirrils that live in my yard. Their names are Shortail, Flattail, Thintail, and Silver. (Silver's tail is boring)

eowyn144 · 04-27-2002, 05:12 PM

i'm friends with Strawberryicecream. trust me. that qualifies me as weird.

TinuvielChild · 04-27-2002, 06:50 PM

~i daily make up intelligent comments (see Intelligent Comments thread, General messages)
~i hold long conversations with myself
~i post on Entmoot
~i am normally extremely hyper, so on those rare occasions when i'm relaxed and non-hyper, people think i'm ill.
~i can do a very good British accent, if i do say so myself, and fall into it at random times.
~i memorized pi to the 45th decimal place
~i memorized e to the 15th decimal place
~i regularly make extremely bad puns
~i sing selections from Gilbert and Sullivan operettas as i walk through the halls of my school
~i make random comments, such as "the sky is green" "i'm afraid that you're wanted by the Teddy Bear Police" and "the orders are coming from the Pink Band-Aid"

weird enough for you yet?

elf_princess · 04-27-2002, 10:49 PM

*I often shout words out in the middle of a public place to see if anyone notices... example... in the mall I would yell "Smash the frog!" It's quite fun...
*I often try to say whole sentences backwards to confuse my friends... it's hilarious...
*Whenever get an ice cream cone it always has to have a face... and then I proceed to talk to it...
*I named my favorite pen... her name is Bessy.

BeardofPants · 04-28-2002, 03:08 AM

~ I follow people around saying, "You have a WOMAN'S bottom!"

~ I refuse to put pants on in the middle of winter.

~ I like Jar Jar Binks.

~ I happen to enjoy pain, and will pinch myself for hours on end.

~ I have over $1000 worth of Star Wars toys.

~ And I hated the LOTR movie, and soundtrack (not really weird, per se, but definately in the minority.)

~ I like computer games, Dr. Who, Blakes 7, macs, sci fi, etc & I hate shopping, make up, and chick flicks... which makes me somewhat a rather useless female....

~ I don't like children. Put me anywhere near one, and I'll get insane urges to kick it.

~ Marriage makes me feel phobic, sweaty, and panicky. There is no way in heck that any one'll drag me down the eisle. Which brings me to suburbia...

~ I HATE surburbia!! Give me the city any day of the week.

~ I like to throw things off my apartment balcony... once I threw a bucket of dirty water onto the street below, and swamped a guy, and his car.... Had to hide in the apartment for half the day!

***Earniel*** · 04-28-2002, 07:06 AM

Did you throw the box off your balcony as well, BoP?

BeardofPants · 04-28-2002, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eärniel
Did you throw the box off your balcony as well, BoP?

Er.... quite possibly, I would have... but the friendly, evil sheep ate it, before I could hurl it off the balcony. :P

Arathorn · 04-28-2002, 09:15 AM

I imagine more than I think therefore I am.

elf_princess · 04-28-2002, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
[B~ I don't like children. Put me anywhere near one, and I'll get insane urges to kick it.

~ Marriage makes me feel phobic, sweaty, and panicky. There is no way in heck that any one'll drag me down the eisle. Which brings me to suburbia...
[/B]

I'm not too fond of children either... Well... let's just say babies. I'm actually scared of them. I don't mind them after they can talk and walk but before that don't let me near one! I agree on marriage too... I told my pops that I'm never going to get married... I might become a nun... but I've got a problem because I'm not Catholic.

Menelvagor · 04-28-2002, 10:30 AM

Q: If I fell down in an empty forest, would I make a sound?
A: What in the name of Tolkien is an empty forest?!!!!! (five exclaimation points, TC!)

A thought: It is impossible for there to be a world without verbs.

I was sitting two stories up in a tree last night at 2 in the a.m.

Elf Girl · 04-28-2002, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TinuvielChild
~i memorized e to the 15th decimal place

With my help.

.

-I go all Coloniel and wear long skirts and sew the day after I compete in a karate tournement.

03-22-2002, 04:15 PM	#62
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	It's an affection. I use my orcish act to scare of girls that hit on me. __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

03-22-2002, 04:40 PM	#63
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Hitting as in hitting with a staff? (haven't forgotten the last time you staffbapped me) __________________ We are not things.

03-22-2002, 04:49 PM	#64
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Naah... Nobody around here has a staff. __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

03-22-2002, 05:19 PM	#65
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Too bad, I just might have considered the hitting-part. __________________ We are not things.

03-23-2002, 02:50 AM	#66
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	~I talk to crows ~My friend and I stand on the deck talking to crows and having sword vs. staff fights (well, I only have one sword, and a staff, and my brother won't let me near his!) ~This friend and I have very odd conversations during dinner in which we randomly say, 'Fondue Fork!' (there actually IS a reason for this; it's from a webcomic someone who graduated from my school last year is doing.) ~We also sit on my garage roof talking about vampires and not very well known Japanese demons called Tengu. ~I talk to inanamite objects sometimes. ~I named my waterbottle ~I named my telephone ~I challenge people to duels. ~I have swordfights with my friends in the hallways at school using umbrellas (this only happens on rainy days. . .) __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-23-2002, 11:34 PM	#67
Khadrane Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth (I wish) Posts: 670	Sigh. hangs head I regularly have conversations with myself like Gollum or something. __________________ Few know whither their road will take them till they come to its end. -Legolas FRODO LIVES! ABORTION IS HOMICIDE

03-24-2002, 01:59 AM	#68
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	I'm an "evolved" weirdo. I tried to fit in too much and got fed up with it somewhere along the way. Little did I know that trying not to fit in was the way to fit in... go figure. My brother and I did a puppet show at a dance just last night. It was Camelot-themed, and we had never used the stage before. The first two shows were a disaster. I mean, I accidentally made the dragon assail the princess instead of the antagonist... so we scräpped that and did a medieval talk show. That was fun. Oh, and my outfit. I had just been on a blind date that would continue through the dance, but the dance was formal and I... wasn't. Too bad I wasn't told about that. Anyway, I borrowed some clothes from a guy that had fun with lending me particular clothes. I had burgundy pants, a black shirt, and a white jacket top. And, to top it off, a belt that holds .22 ammunition. Buncha loops 'round the whole thing. I was cool with that. My past self would be frightened with my present self. By the way, the date was great... I highly recommend them. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us. Last edited by Nibs : 03-24-2002 at 02:01 AM.

04-26-2002, 08:02 PM	#69
okapoko Sapling Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: canabalistic-ville Posts: 6	i'm wierder than all of u. that's it. nothing more, 4 instants, i'm okapoko, who would be called okapoko, what kinda name is that, and my sig, that really did happen, and i'm the oldest, i was born in the year of 0001, who was born then, that's still living??? i don't get myself, well, that's not very much, i don't have a brain to get stuff in, but, Bob, the person that lives on my hand, has my hand, and once i get and Avatar, he, and his BF herman (another hand) will b on there. and another thing holds hand up to ear and hears voices bob doesn't like ppl, he said so himself, he and i r going out, that's pretty lame, the only date i could get was with my hand, and this is all 100% true, with all honesty it is, well i wasn't really born in 0001, but that's it. holds hand up to ear again, and hears more voices Bob likes the entmoot, but he's strange, he hates and loves ppl, like gollum hates and love the ring, the only difference is he doesn't call ppl his precious. i'm being really honest about this stuff, i know nobody would belive me, but belive whatever u want to, even bob says it's true!!!!!! ne way i'm the wierdest on entmoot __________________ Amanda: hey jenny, r we still friends? Jenny: let me ask okapoko........ wait, i can't uderstand okapoko!! Amanda: i don't care about okapoko, who ever he is, i care if we r friends or not, r we? Jenny: but i can't understand okapoko how did i come up with okapoko?? (and okipiki)

04-26-2002, 08:14 PM	#70
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	I am good friends with the squirrils that live in my yard. Their names are Shortail, Flattail, Thintail, and Silver. (Silver's tail is boring) __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

04-27-2002, 05:12 PM	#71
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	i'm friends with Strawberryicecream. trust me. that qualifies me as weird. __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

04-27-2002, 06:50 PM	#72
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	~i daily make up intelligent comments (see Intelligent Comments thread, General messages) ~i hold long conversations with myself ~i post on Entmoot ~i am normally extremely hyper, so on those rare occasions when i'm relaxed and non-hyper, people think i'm ill. ~i can do a very good British accent, if i do say so myself, and fall into it at random times. ~i memorized pi to the 45th decimal place ~i memorized e to the 15th decimal place ~i regularly make extremely bad puns ~i sing selections from Gilbert and Sullivan operettas as i walk through the halls of my school ~i make random comments, such as "the sky is green" "i'm afraid that you're wanted by the Teddy Bear Police" and "the orders are coming from the Pink Band-Aid" weird enough for you yet? __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

04-27-2002, 10:49 PM	#73
elf_princess Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: la dee da Posts: 275	I often shout words out in the middle of a public place to see if anyone notices... example... in the mall I would yell "Smash the frog!" It's quite fun... I often try to say whole sentences backwards to confuse my friends... it's hilarious... Whenever get an ice cream cone it always has to have a face... and then I proceed to talk to it... I named my favorite pen... her name is Bessy. __________________ ~Life's unanswered question~ ¿Which came first... the chicken or the egg? ¿How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

04-28-2002, 03:08 AM	#74
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	~ I follow people around saying, "You have a WOMAN'S bottom!" ~ I refuse to put pants on in the middle of winter. ~ I like Jar Jar Binks. ~ I happen to enjoy pain, and will pinch myself for hours on end. ~ I have over $1000 worth of Star Wars toys. ~ And I hated the LOTR movie, and soundtrack (not really weird, per se, but definately in the minority.) ~ I like computer games, Dr. Who, Blakes 7, macs, sci fi, etc & I hate shopping, make up, and chick flicks... which makes me somewhat a rather useless female.... ~ I don't like children. Put me anywhere near one, and I'll get insane urges to kick it. ~ Marriage makes me feel phobic, sweaty, and panicky. There is no way in heck that any one'll drag me down the eisle. Which brings me to suburbia... ~ I HATE surburbia!! Give me the city any day of the week. ~ I like to throw things off my apartment balcony... once I threw a bucket of dirty water onto the street below, and swamped a guy, and his car.... Had to hide in the apartment for half the day! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-28-2002 at 03:50 AM.

04-28-2002, 07:06 AM	#75
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Did you throw the box off your balcony as well, BoP? __________________ We are not things.

04-28-2002, 09:15 AM	#77
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I imagine more than I think therefore I am. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-28-2002, 10:30 AM	#79
Menelvagor Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: lurking on the edge of conversations Posts: 924	Q: If I fell down in an empty forest, would I make a sound? A: What in the name of Tolkien is an empty forest?!!!!! (five exclaimation points, TC!) A thought: It is impossible for there to be a world without verbs. I was sitting two stories up in a tree last night at 2 in the a.m.

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