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TinuvielChild · 04-01-2002, 10:51 PM

i'm a glasses-wearing Elf too! (well actually contact lens-wearing elf, but who cares??)

To Melkor: Yo' mamma was an Elf!

Khadrane · 04-01-2002, 11:18 PM

I need glasses too. I'm not really an elf though.

Elf Girl · 04-02-2002, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Khadrane
I need glasses too. I'm not really an elf though.

If you want to join forces with the glasses-wearing elves, go ahead!

Arathorn · 04-04-2002, 06:46 AM

To elves: Claustrophobic insomniac treehoppers

***Earniel*** · 04-04-2002, 08:23 AM

Heheheh, good one, although I would have used the term 'treehuggers'

Arathorn · 04-04-2002, 09:23 AM

*Peers out of a hole from under a tree and slips out in dwarf fashion*

To Elves: "All your tree are belong to us!"

*Elf leaps down from branch*
To Dwarf: "Someone set up us the stump!"

Elf Girl · 04-11-2002, 06:58 PM

To an Elf: Is that a grey hair?

samwise of the shire · 04-12-2002, 11:50 PM

To a Hobbit: Yo Momma got no hair on her feet!(Elf Girls thing gave me an idea) orrrrrrr*looking down at a hobbits foot* is that a bald spot I see?

To Lotho: Would you like some Acne Cream?ORRRR....Yo pipe weed stinks.

To Lobelia: What? You lost your umbrella? ORRR How do you like my spoon collection?

To Gollum: Yo momma's so poor she cant afford RINGS!Orrrrr. You smell fishy.

To Melkor: Yo Momma was a valor

To an Orc: Yo momma was an ELF!
Sam

FrodoFriend · 04-13-2002, 12:03 AM

Quote:

To Gimli: Hi, Dimli son of Dopey.

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ROFLMAO!!! *wipes tears away*

To Galadriel: So Celeborn couldn't afford the REAL Ring?

To Tom B. : *singing* Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, his nose is blue and his teeth are yellow! When he walks he shakes like jello, and he can't rhyme worth a snowball in hell-o!

Arathorn · 04-13-2002, 12:06 AM

To Legolas: Landlubber

FrodoFriend · 04-13-2002, 12:08 AM

To an Elf: Bet you can't shoot this apple off my head.

Arathorn · 04-13-2002, 12:09 AM

Another one for Legolas: Hi Legolac the Insomniac

FrodoFriend · 04-13-2002, 12:58 AM

For Denethor - snore whenever he talks.

***Earniel*** · 04-13-2002, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
To an Elf: Bet you can't shoot this apple off my head.

Oh-oh, that may not be a healthy thing to say!

Arathorn · 04-13-2002, 04:12 AM

To an Elf: Bet you can't shoot this apple off FrodoFriend's head.

FrodoFriend · 04-13-2002, 02:49 PM

To an Elf: I know this guy Arathorn . . . he says he's a better bard than you Elves.

***Earniel*** · 04-13-2002, 03:08 PM

to Legolas: You're not even a real blonde!

samwise of the shire · 04-13-2002, 06:12 PM

Quote:

*singing* Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, his nose is blue and his teeth are yellow! When he walks he shakes like jello, and he can't rhyme worth a snowball in hell-o!

ROFLMBO that is HILARIOUS FF.

Sam

Arathorn · 04-13-2002, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
To an Elf: I know this guy Arathorn . . . he says he's a better bard than you Elves.

To an Elf: I'll respond when you've taken yer shot. FF's a good friend and I don't want anything bad happening to her.*watches Elf split apple off FF's head* OK. You know what, I AM a better bard than you guys.

Elvellon · 04-13-2002, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
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To Tom B. : *singing* Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, his nose is blue and his teeth are yellow! When he walks he shakes like jello, and he can't rhyme worth a snowball in hell-o!

I agree with Samwise of the Shire; that is hilarious!

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How to insult…

a Dwarf: oh, you grow lice in your beard?

an elf: are you a top model? No really, are you a top model? Ah, you can’t full me, that’s all makeup!

a Gondorian: it took just an arnorian ranger and a handful of midgets to do what all your people couldn’t do.

an Arnorian: hello! Is anybody here?

a Rohirrim: You’re supposed to ride the horse, but I figure that, in your case, it is better to do it the other way around.

a Hobbit: you’re the first anorexic hobbit ever.

Morgoth: you never tire of loosing, do you?

Sauron: yep, “Gone with the Wind”, they could have made this title for you.

Arwen: I like the Arwen in the movie better.

Glorfindel: Glorfindel who?

About Aragorn: you say his nickname is Strider? Right, back in Bree we used to call him that… that is, until the day he took his boots of in the resting room of the Prancing Pony. Now we just call him Old King Smelly.

04-01-2002, 10:51 PM	#61
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	i'm a glasses-wearing Elf too! (well actually contact lens-wearing elf, but who cares??) To Melkor: Yo' mamma was an Elf! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

04-01-2002, 11:18 PM	#62
Khadrane Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth (I wish) Posts: 670	I need glasses too. I'm not really an elf though. __________________ Few know whither their road will take them till they come to its end. -Legolas FRODO LIVES! ABORTION IS HOMICIDE

04-04-2002, 06:46 AM	#64
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	To elves: Claustrophobic insomniac treehoppers __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 04-04-2002 at 09:21 AM.

04-04-2002, 08:23 AM	#65
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Heheheh, good one, although I would have used the term 'treehuggers' __________________ We are not things.

04-04-2002, 09:23 AM	#66
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Peers out of a hole from under a tree and slips out in dwarf fashion To Elves: "All your tree are belong to us!" Elf leaps down from branch To Dwarf: "Someone set up us the stump!" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 04-11-2002 at 07:45 PM.

04-11-2002, 06:58 PM	#67
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	To an Elf: Is that a grey hair? __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

04-12-2002, 11:50 PM	#68
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	To a Hobbit: Yo Momma got no hair on her feet!(Elf Girls thing gave me an idea) orrrrrrrlooking down at a hobbits foot is that a bald spot I see? To Lotho: Would you like some Acne Cream?ORRRR....Yo pipe weed stinks. To Lobelia: What? You lost your umbrella? ORRR How do you like my spoon collection? To Gollum: Yo momma's so poor she cant afford RINGS!Orrrrr. You smell fishy. To Melkor: Yo Momma was a valor To an Orc: Yo momma was an ELF! Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA... Last edited by samwise of the shire : 04-12-2002 at 11:52 PM.

04-13-2002, 12:06 AM	#70
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	To Legolas: Landlubber __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-13-2002, 12:08 AM	#71
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	To an Elf: Bet you can't shoot this apple off my head. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-13-2002, 12:09 AM	#72
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Another one for Legolas: Hi Legolac the Insomniac __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-13-2002, 12:58 AM	#73
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	For Denethor - snore whenever he talks. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-13-2002, 04:12 AM	#75
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	To an Elf: Bet you can't shoot this apple off FrodoFriend's head. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-13-2002, 02:49 PM	#76
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	To an Elf: I know this guy Arathorn . . . he says he's a better bard than you Elves. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-13-2002, 03:08 PM	#77
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	to Legolas: You're not even a real blonde! __________________ We are not things.

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