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06-06-2003, 02:51 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Location: Lyonesse
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ooc: Ouch.
  Emy: *starts dancing, rather drunkenly, while consuming yet more wine. passes bottle to Roya* Roya: Hey! This is empty! Emy: *looks horrified* It is?! What? Noooo!!! Roya: Um. There's more in the house. Emy: Oh thank Dionysus! Roya: Dionysus? Emy: Yeah, the Greek god of wine and dance-- Roya: I know, I know. Just, I thought you were an elf. Emy: EG is. As her Fey/demonic alter-ego, I get to pray to whoever I want. Roya: Ah. I see. Riiiight. Emy: I also have a strange obsession with setting fire to things. *Katt overhears this* Katt: Not to my house! Emy: No, of course not! Not the house of our lovely host! We must find something else! Roya: A quest! Emy: To burn something! Or blow something up! Tano: Did someone mention fire? Emy: I did! Tano: I'm coming!
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06-06-2003, 01:49 PM
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Katt: Attention! All burning is to be done out on the lawn. Starting with that penguin army.
*Pretty soon there was a fairly large bonfire made of dead penguins. With a few explosions from penguins with rice in them.* Katt: And now a song! Bring us more ale here, and without fail here we'll go on singing till each song is sung. Pass round the jugs now, fill up your mugs now, We shall not stop now that we've begun. And if you've a song sir, as we go along sir You're next to sing but you're never to think We'd let you sing dry sir, that's a foul lie sir A drink for each song, and a song for each drink. OOC: I expect yall to know it for my party. Practice, practice, practice! Practice makes drunkards!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." Last edited by Katt_knome_hobbit : 06-06-2003 at 01:53 PM. |
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06-06-2003, 02:06 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: I need not more practice! I have had plenty! Long live the glorious guild of Drunkards!!!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-06-2003, 08:20 PM
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Belladona Gamgee of the night sky
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: second star to the right and straight on till morning.
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*Faith watches in horror as Penguins are burned*
Faith: That's no way to give a penguin there untimely death! *Grins evily* You must torture them...then after so l;ong they become so paniced, and afraid they explode...much like with the rice but much messier. Everyone: *Stares shocked* Faith: What? I'm capable of evil outside of tying pink bows on people! And dwarves...and elves...and ents...and...and...every creature alive... Fred: Faith dear, I think we should leave the nice people alone. Faith: *pouting* Why? You never let me have any fun. Fred: Look who's talking Faith. You're talking to yourself. Faith: No...I'm talking to you... *Meanwhile everyone else go back to burning penguins assuming Faith's just not worthy of any attention at all.*
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Emperor Cusco: Lemme guess. We're about to go down a huge water-fall. Pacha:Yep. Cusco: Sharp rocks at the bottum? Pacha:Most likely. Cusco:Bring it on. ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` Yes, I'm female. Fred Baggins is my NICKNAME! ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` "The reason of the unreasonable treatment of my reason so enfeebles my reason, that with reason I complain of your beauty."~Don Quixote ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` "Once upon a time there was a magical land where it never rained. The End."~from the movie 'Holes' ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` ()_))_Crayola_))_> Last edited by Fred Baggins : 06-06-2003 at 08:23 PM. |
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06-08-2003, 04:35 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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*Christa is munching on a discusting chocolate bar*
Christa:Excuse me? *erm...christa is munching on a chocolate bar that looks really delicious* Christa:stop the sarcasm. *shut up* Christa: You shut up. Im not the one poking my nose into otherpeoples buisiness * * Christa:thats better
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
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06-09-2003, 06:54 PM
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Katt: Ah! Another Narrator Manipulator! That's what this is all about!
Hitler, he only had one ball the other was in the Albert Hall His mother, the dirty bugger, cut off the other when he was still small.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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06-10-2003, 09:40 PM
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Elf Lord
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Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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*Christa cracks up, spewing chocolate all over the place.*
Christa:Finally! *Im not beaten yet* Christa whacks air with spoon:take that1 *OWW!!*
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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06-11-2003, 12:19 AM
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The Black Númenórean
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Roya: NEH?
Emy:*shrug* Meir? *Roya and emy were both having a rather hard time trying to put two and two together as they were stone drunk.* Roya: Oh Shut it you! *hic* I know when I'm drun' an it aint yet!*falls over in drunken heap* *Dear, dear. I think not* Emy:*hic* Well, I think Too! Although at times i am not sure what about....*hic* *heh.. If you spoke your mind you'd be utterly speechless* Emy: Oh fek off! *Hic* *No. Thank you for the offer though* Roya: Oh, sodd off an enjoy it ya buggering clod! *smacks Narrator hard in what would have been his face if she wasnt so drunk* *Ha! you missed!* Emy: Neh...! *This time she gets the bugger* *ACK! I hate pointy objects!* Emy&Roya: *smiles drunkenly*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-11-2003, 01:49 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Emy: Le's go swimming!
Roya: Um. We're drunk. Emy: I'm not drunk! I'm scone..cold...stober. Roya: Ye're a scone? Emy: *hic* No, but I got a dwarven scone! Fer throwin'! Ish a weapon! Roya: Oh! Dwarv'n scones! I know 'em! *you don't have any. they live in discworld.* Emy: *points sharp pointy object in the...vague...direction of the narrator* Shut up, you! *okay, okay! just don't hit me with that thing again!* Emy: *satisfied and very drunk grin* Roya: We're so good! *Suuuure* Roya: *smacks narrator on the nose, this time hitting*
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06-11-2003, 05:52 PM
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Dead
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*They are all now very drunk and slightly naked dancing around the bonfire*
Katt: YEah! ThaT SWimMINg thINg sOUNds LIke fUn!!11!11! THE'res a POOl in thE baK YRD! Tano: Slightly Naked?!? Katt: COMe oN!1! *They all troup around to the back where they find a guy standing on the roof preparing to jump into the pool.* Guy: I'm on drugs!! *Suddenly a dork jumps out of the bushes* Dork: Don't jump! Guy: I'm gonna do it! Seriously! I'm on drugs! Dork: Well say some better last words. Guy: Okayok. *Breathes* I dig music. *Pause* I'M ON DRUGS! Dork: *Shakes head and cobvers eyes* Jesus christ. Guy: *Jumps* AAAAAA! *Sploosh!* Katt: Will you GUYS knock it OFF? UR in the WRONG STORY! This is NOT Almost FAMOUS! THERE ARE NO DRUGS HERE! Dork: Sorry. *Helps guy out of pool* We'll leave now. *They do.* *Random party people yell yahoo! and jump in the pool.* Katt: Actually, that jumping off the roof thing didn't seem like a bad idea. *Darts into the bushes as Roya and Emy stumble past where she had been standing and into the pool.*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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06-12-2003, 12:07 AM
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The Black Númenórean
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Roya:*looks down* Oh.... Hell.... it appears we are slightly naked. fek.... whendidthahappen? *hic*
Emy:*also looks down* idunno. whendoyathinkithappened? Roya:*shrugs* Dunno. *Hehehe.* Roya: nevermindIjus'foundout. YARG! *hefty wallop on the narrators kisser* *JEZUS! ANY BODY GOT A MEDICAL KIT ROUND HERE?* Emy: Yay! More drinksh! Roya: Inna ta pool wif yer! Emy: Yous firs ya swab! Roya: Yarg! *they grapple and send each other into the pool and start to laugh* Emy: Yesh! dis ish da loif fer oi! Roya: yep! *swigs can o larger* Emy: Oy! whas aboot oi? *roya chucks can to her and they flounder about drunkenly* Emy: We's aint drunked! *points katana threataningly* *okay! okay!*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 06-12-2003 at 12:09 AM. |
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06-12-2003, 06:08 PM
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Elf Lord
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*Christa jumps into the pool from the roof with a loud splash! The neighbors poke there heads over the fence, scream, and go run call the police.*
Christa: everybody hide except for the sober ones! *everyone tries to hide before thepolice arrive* OOC:is anyone besides me sober at this party? 
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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06-12-2003, 08:00 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: Eh...No.
Roya: Hunf. oi isnt afeared a no poleash! Emy: Nor is me! Roya: Lets gert the bashtardsh! Emy: Aye! *thus the two drunken pirates wait for the arrival of the ill fated law enforcement officers* Roya: Thats soundin much better!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-12-2003, 08:25 PM
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Goddess of the evil smilies
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OOC: Uh Yeah me... Imharwen who .. I hope is not being manipulated by anyone
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06-12-2003, 08:46 PM
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Goddess of the evil smilies
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OOC:I came back from Hawaii, which is totally awsome!!!
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06-12-2003, 11:58 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: So what?
Roya: Yerg! where is them poleash? Emy: Dunno. *they continue to wait for the belated police*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-16-2003, 01:48 PM
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Dead
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*Finally the police show up. All they can see is two drunks sitting by the pool and various body parts trying to be pulled into various shrubs.*
Policeman#1: Right you lot. Pack it up then. *Katt peeked out over the gutter on the roof.* Katt: That's not what you're supposed to say! Policeman#2: What? Katt: You're supposed to say "'Ere, 'ere, wot's all this then?". Policeman#1: No. I refuse to give in to your steriotypical propicanda. Katt: Oh come on, Policeman#1: No. Policeman#2: Just say it then we can get back to arrestin' people. Policeman#1: *exasperated* Oh all right! *downcast* Ere, 'ere, wot's all this then? Katt: Put some sprit into it! Policeman#1: No. I said it an' now we're gonna arrest you lot! Roya: Yous carn DAMRN Whell trrry to resrt me! *"The Lot" draw their weapons* *Will they get arrested and sent to jail? Will the policemen keep their heads (metaphoricly and litteraly)? Keep on partying!*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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06-16-2003, 02:18 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Roya: Huzzah! I shall be victorish! * tackles police men*
*Meanwhile Emy Drew her weapons and beer bottle and let fly at the other unfortunate law enforcers. And Katt jumped from the roof* Katt: Viva la spork! Don’t give into the dogma of our imperialist society!! YAHAHA! *she falls onto the police and they are taken care of in short order* Emy:*swigs from sake bottle* well, now wot? Roya: ‘Ell I dunno! Pass the booze!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 06-16-2003 at 02:29 PM. |
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06-17-2003, 01:49 AM
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Goddess of the evil smilies
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Imhuriel walkes out and said" You LOT are disgusting, let me join ya." She does not strip, but sits in the pool wondering about stupid things.
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06-17-2003, 01:37 PM
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Dead
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OOC: (Pst, Legolas, shorten your sig) *Whistles* I didn't say nothin.
Roya: Yerch! That's what they taste like! Yerch! Emy: I didn't know policemen are orcs. Katt: All government officials are dear.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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