Teacup CafÃ© IV - Page 4

trolls' bane · 11-20-2005, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lotesse

Why don't you go ahead & tell us what you're tryna say here, because I've absolutely no idea. And what are Ricers?

You know, the kids who think they're from the Fast and Furious or something and can't even beat a Ford Explorer? Anyway, the coffee can thing comes from the tailpipe they have, which is about the size of a coffee can. "Stickered out" is what my dad and I joke about for making the car faster by covering it in stickers.

Bombadillo · 11-20-2005, 11:16 PM

There's a guy by my house who does that. THey're not even decals on his car like a normal weirdo would put on, but actual stickers. It reminds me of a lunchbox I used to have in kindergarten.

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Originally Posted by Lotesse

You can hide dope inside the coffee grounds in a coffee can, and cop dogs won't be able to pick up the scent of the dope.

Another old trick is to carry around a hanky soaked in blood and rubbing alcohol. Boaters who would stow Jews away in their vessels used to evade Nazi dogs that way. They pretended that there was some sickness going around the docks, and whenever a guard would confront them with a dog, they'd pull out their hanky, and the dog would smell the blood and come over to it, and then the alcohol would mess up their noses for a while.

**Nurvingiel** · 11-20-2005, 11:34 PM

Good ideas Bombadillo and Lotesse, I'll remember that if I ever need to smuggle people or drugs. Erm...

"Stickered out"! I love it Trolls' Bane.

Racing stripes make your car go faster. *darts eyes*

trolls' bane · 11-20-2005, 11:57 PM

We also make fun of the NHRA drivers, because they're supposed to be sponsored by powerade, but they only take a little sip like it's a chore or something.

littleadanel · 11-21-2005, 02:52 AM

Look, what a beautiful snowy morning we have over here! (It's our pine tree from my window, btw.)

The snow's already melting, probably nothing will be left of it by midday... but anyway, first snow this year.

littleadanel · 11-21-2005, 02:58 AM

Purpose Of This Post: update the thread, please, PUH-leease...

Edit: now it works. Computer is weird again

The last sane person · 11-21-2005, 03:46 PM

Yes, I am a lurker again, if only for a short while. *curls up on leroy, not feeling to hot* I love him, a guard, confidant, poker pal, couch, bed and hot water bottle all in one.

Gehhh....

Lotesse · 11-21-2005, 09:50 PM

Bombadillo - "a normal weirdo" LOL!!! Great one.

Ricers - ahh, it makes sense now, they're called thusly because the bikes they ride are made in Asian countries - "rice rockets." Shortened 2 "ricers." Hmm.

I've ordered a keg of Pliny the Elder beer for the Teacup Cafe, as per I. Rex's wonderful recommendation. Beer 4 everyone! *pulls frothy glass of beer from the beer tap, pours some into Leroy's Waterford crystal drinking bowl. Dragazzo coolly helps himself to a tiny draft. Everyone chills out on the patio, warm sparkly Hollywood evening under the stars. Suddenly, a kangaroo appears out of nowhere and inexplicably just jumps - BOING - right into the middle of the swimming pool.*

Bloody kangaroos ruin bloody everything!

Lotesse · 11-21-2005, 11:14 PM

*Leroy gets up, lopes over to the pool, casually ducks into it, gently retrieves kangaroo at scruff of its neck, and climbs out of pool. Plops wet freaked out kangaroo onto patio.*

Can someone take care of this little kangaroo? I think he got into the absinthe bottle; he's lookin' a liitle agro. *Kangaroo's eyes wiggle around in response.* Yep, this roo's definitely on something.

I wonder where Shah is. You lurkin' around tonight, Shah? I hope you're starting to get better from that flu. My flu mercifully took its leave from me a couple days ago. I think people get better faster in southern California; the weather here has been glorious the past week or so. I've got a treasure trove of amazing sunset photos from the last few days. This evening's display was unbe-friggin'-lieveable.

***RÃan*** · 11-21-2005, 11:32 PM

yeah, we were out there watching it before dinner ...

Lotesse · 11-21-2005, 11:45 PM

You're over in Woodland Hills area, right? Oh, Rian, you shoulda seen it here at the beach, it literally took the breath away. So many people were there taking photos of it. PheNOMenal! I wish I could upload one of the photos I took to show you all.

trolls' bane · 11-21-2005, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Bombadillo - "a normal weirdo" LOL!!! Great one.

Ricers - ahh, it makes sense now, they're called thusly because the bikes they ride are made in Asian countries - "rice rockets." Shortened 2 "ricers." Hmm.

I've ordered a keg of Pliny the Elder beer for the Teacup Cafe, as per I. Rex's wonderful recommendation. Beer 4 everyone! *pulls frothy glass of beer from the beer tap, pours some into Leroy's Waterford crystal drinking bowl. Dragazzo coolly helps himself to a tiny draft. Everyone chills out on the patio, warm sparkly Hollywood evening under the stars. Suddenly, a kangaroo appears out of nowhere and inexplicably just jumps - BOING - right into the middle of the swimming pool.*

Bloody kangaroos ruin bloody everything!

Well, actually, rice rockets still apply to motorcycles, while ricers is used for the cars.

***RÃan*** · 11-22-2005, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Lotesse

You're over in Woodland Hills area, right? Oh, Rian, you shoulda seen it here at the beach, it literally took the breath away. So many people were there taking photos of it. PheNOMenal! I wish I could upload one of the photos I took to show you all.

South Ventura County, actually... (is paranoid about being more specific because she has little kids)

My kids yelled "Mom, come look at the sunset - it's orange and purple!"

I bet it was gorgeous at the beach!!!!!

trolls' bane · 11-22-2005, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by RÃ*an

South Ventura County, actually... (is paranoid about being more specific because she has little kids)

My kids yelled "Mom, come look at the sunset - it's orange and purple!"

I bet it was gorgeous at the beach!!!!!

Hmm...South Ventura County. Excellent.

*Computer voice: Initiating IP Satellite Tracking...*

Butterbeer · 11-22-2005, 02:18 PM

Synchronisation complete in 5 ....

4...

3...
2...
1...

Synchronisation signal completed Mr T B

We have a fix!

Over and Out... (and ..er.. rubber ducky! ... pedal to the metal ..etc)

Mr B B
(just 2 of the the men in B)

Acalewia · 11-22-2005, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by littleadanel

Look, what a beautiful snowy morning we have over here! (It's our pine tree from my window, btw.)

The snow's already melting, probably nothing will be left of it by midday... but anyway, first snow this year.

Man, iwish it would snow here. Then i could act like a little kid and get away with it. Wait i already do!

*Looks at roo* I wanna know what he's on

The last sane person · 11-22-2005, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

*Leroy gets up, lopes over to the pool, casually ducks into it, gently retrieves kangaroo at scruff of its neck, and climbs out of pool. Plops wet freaked out kangaroo onto patio.*

Can someone take care of this little kangaroo? I think he got into the absinthe bottle; he's lookin' a liitle agro. *Kangaroo's eyes wiggle around in response.* Yep, this roo's definitely on something.

I wonder where Shah is. You lurkin' around tonight, Shah? I hope you're starting to get better from that flu. My flu mercifully took its leave from me a couple days ago. I think people get better faster in southern California; the weather here has been glorious the past week or so. I've got a treasure trove of amazing sunset photos from the last few days. This evening's display was unbe-friggin'-lieveable.

*Leroy sticks the roo in a warm blanket and plops it infront of a heater, administering various drug treatments to it* Dammnit, where the hell did my mobile couch go off to this time? *spots Leroy* Oh...Nope, still feel like ****, but I am working, and the prospect of seeing maggie is making me feel a wee better. *flops on leroy when he gets back*

Lady Marion Magdalena · 11-22-2005, 04:30 PM

Get better. Quickly.

The last sane person · 11-22-2005, 04:38 PM

My lady, I am only human. *weary grin* Forgive me my weakness.

Elanor · 11-22-2005, 07:54 PM

*sips hot chocolate*

lekker!

*shares turkey sandwich with Leroy*

11-20-2005, 11:57 PM	#64
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	We also make fun of the NHRA drivers, because they're supposed to be sponsored by powerade, but they only take a little sip like it's a chore or something. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-21-2005, 02:52 AM	#65
littleadanel of the House of BÃ«or Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Eastwards. Posts: 979	Look, what a beautiful snowy morning we have over here! (It's our pine tree from my window, btw.) The snow's already melting, probably nothing will be left of it by midday... but anyway, first snow this year. __________________ I'm good in bed - I can sleep for days Last edited by littleadanel : 11-21-2005 at 02:54 AM.

11-21-2005, 02:58 AM	#66
littleadanel of the House of BÃ«or Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Eastwards. Posts: 979	Purpose Of This Post: update the thread, please, PUH-leease... Edit: now it works. Computer is weird again __________________ I'm good in bed - I can sleep for days Last edited by littleadanel : 11-21-2005 at 02:59 AM.

11-21-2005, 03:46 PM	#67
The last sane person The Black NÃºmenÃ³rean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Yes, I am a lurker again, if only for a short while. curls up on leroy, not feeling to hot I love him, a guard, confidant, poker pal, couch, bed and hot water bottle all in one. Gehhh.... __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-21-2005, 09:50 PM	#68
Lotesse of the House of FÃ«anor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Bombadillo - "a normal weirdo" LOL!!! Great one. Ricers - ahh, it makes sense now, they're called thusly because the bikes they ride are made in Asian countries - "rice rockets." Shortened 2 "ricers." Hmm. I've ordered a keg of Pliny the Elder beer for the Teacup Cafe, as per I. Rex's wonderful recommendation. Beer 4 everyone! pulls frothy glass of beer from the beer tap, pours some into Leroy's Waterford crystal drinking bowl. Dragazzo coolly helps himself to a tiny draft. Everyone chills out on the patio, warm sparkly Hollywood evening under the stars. Suddenly, a kangaroo appears out of nowhere and inexplicably just jumps - BOING - right into the middle of the swimming pool. Bloody kangaroos ruin bloody everything! __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Last edited by Lotesse : 11-21-2005 at 10:04 PM.

11-21-2005, 11:14 PM	#69
Lotesse of the House of FÃ«anor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Leroy gets up, lopes over to the pool, casually ducks into it, gently retrieves kangaroo at scruff of its neck, and climbs out of pool. Plops wet freaked out kangaroo onto patio. Can someone take care of this little kangaroo? I think he got into the absinthe bottle; he's lookin' a liitle agro. Kangaroo's eyes wiggle around in response. Yep, this roo's definitely on something. I wonder where Shah is. You lurkin' around tonight, Shah? I hope you're starting to get better from that flu. My flu mercifully took its leave from me a couple days ago. I think people get better faster in southern California; the weather here has been glorious the past week or so. I've got a treasure trove of amazing sunset photos from the last few days. This evening's display was unbe-friggin'-lieveable. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Last edited by Lotesse : 11-21-2005 at 11:17 PM.

11-21-2005, 11:32 PM	#70
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	yeah, we were out there watching it before dinner ... __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

11-21-2005, 11:45 PM	#71
Lotesse of the House of FÃ«anor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	You're over in Woodland Hills area, right? Oh, Rian, you shoulda seen it here at the beach, it literally took the breath away. So many people were there taking photos of it. PheNOMenal! I wish I could upload one of the photos I took to show you all. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

11-22-2005, 02:18 PM	#75
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	Synchronisation complete in 5 .... 4... 3... 2... 1... Synchronisation signal completed Mr T B We have a fix! Over and Out... (and ..er.. rubber ducky! ... pedal to the metal ..etc) Mr B B (just 2 of the the men in B) Last edited by Butterbeer : 11-22-2005 at 02:21 PM.

11-22-2005, 04:30 PM	#78
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Get better. Quickly. __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

11-22-2005, 04:38 PM	#79
The last sane person The Black NÃºmenÃ³rean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	My lady, I am only human. weary grin Forgive me my weakness. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-22-2005, 07:54 PM	#80
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