Truly LOST In Middle Earth - Page 4

trolls' bane · 10-30-2005, 06:39 PM

TB (while trying to keep a continuous beat): "Ride of the Valkyries? Lovely? Are you out of your mind?"
Gregor: "It's lovely, for lack of better words."
TB: "You really are out of your frickin' mind!"
(OOC: Stolen from XM comedy)

ofthewind · 10-31-2005, 01:54 PM

quickly running towards the shore, cave girl immerses her head into the water and then stops her rain dance..... *whew* what a relief... turning her head, she sees a crowd of grinning spectators... including the dude with the sparky thingies in his hand.......... hmmm... it's near to dinnertime... these people have *potential*...........

The last sane person · 10-31-2005, 02:18 PM

*Mean while, Todd and his little expedition are about half way to the other side of the island.*

Crazy French Woman With A Hunting Rifle(CFWWAHR): Gah! Ve've been at zis all day! Not von sing to shoot at, Sacre Bleu!

Todd: Well, we havent reached out objective, which is to get to the other side of the island, and we havent explored the intereior. I wonder if its inhabited....

CFWWAHR: Who cares? I sink ve ought to be heading back to the ozzers at ze landing spot. It looks like a storm is comming.

Adventurous Young Man (YAM): *pulls Todd aside* Look, buddy, I think this place IS inhabited! I found signs pointing to people, like some broken crockery down by that little water fall area, near the cave, bout 2 miles back, and it doesnt look like anything that would have washed up from our crash.

Todd: Really? Very well, we will start back up tommorow, after we salvage what we can from the wreck. Say, how do you know so much?

YAM: Well, I like to go exploring, like this one time I went down to Karachi....*is about to launch off on a story*

CFWWAHR: Come on, ve vill get very wet indeed, I sink, if we do not find some sort off shelter soon.

Todd: *to rest of group* She is right, its two miles to the nearest cave, I say we hole up there for the duration of the storm, then head back once it blows over.

ofthewind · 11-02-2005, 02:40 PM

cave girl likes the looks of one of the female creatures and is about to bean a potential dinner *guest* when she suddenly hears the distant rumble of thunder.. now, being afraid of thunder for soem very good reasons.. she hurries off to find shelter only to find a loony old man blocking her path... as she gets ready to clout him, he gives a terrific yell and shouts "the sharks are coming, the sharks are coming!!!! run for your sweet life!!!!!!!!!!" and runs off in the direction where the group of survivors are heading...........

trolls' bane · 11-03-2005, 12:13 AM

TB: "I was right! We should be getting in now. I'm going to take everything I can. I think I found another cave...We'll see. We should wait for the others to return first.

rohirrim TR · 11-03-2005, 06:05 PM

Charlie: ok, i have the mag light still

rohirrim TR · 11-04-2005, 05:21 PM

Charlie: uhh, hey TB does it matter if theres eyes in the cave?
TB: not really, but, hope the rents not extra for them
Charlie: ok,....*scratches head* lets see, you got your laptop?

trolls' bane · 11-05-2005, 02:04 AM

TB: "I wonder how many people live in caves on this island... Damn! Didn't exactly strike me as a vacation spot." (OOC: See completely irrelevant quote in signature.

)
"Well, I'll use one of my homemade bombs if I need to. If they want to eat me, I'll blow up their cave."

ofthewind · 11-05-2005, 04:24 PM

tired from her *expedition* cave girl decides that she is tired and begins ferreting around, looking for a place to spend the night.... walking a little distance, she comes across a cave... YAY!!!! shelter for the night... she quickly goes inside and makes herself comfortable in the remotest corner of the cave.... ahh!! a good night's sleep at last!! suddenly *CLOMPPITY CLOMP* looks like there's somebody heading this way.. AGAIN!! oh man... and she just ate!

trolls' bane · 11-05-2005, 06:15 PM

*Cave Girl hears voices slowly become distinct.*
TB: *can't be understood*...And what about my rafts? Oh! Look at this cave! It's big enough and it appears to have some good shelter.
Charlie: Dude, this is perfect. ShouldI have the others bring the essentiel stuff over?
TB: Yeah...That would be a great help. Would you?
*Shiloette appears at the mouth of the cave with a bright light. He walks down a branch parelell to Cave Girl's*

rohirrim TR · 11-06-2005, 04:25 PM

charlie: *walks back up path with a backpack* hey buddy you hungry?
TB: you have food? i thought you went for the essentials?
charlie:??uhh yeah here you go *throws TB some buffalo jerky and a silver flask*

trolls' bane · 11-06-2005, 05:45 PM

TB: Thank you! *consumes quickly*
*walks deeper into cave, down separate branch from Cave Girl*
TB (echoing): Charlie, check this out! This is perfect! above sea level, and another exit onto the top of the island where we couldn't get any other way. We'll just have to roof this, and we'll have plenty of shelter plus a way to vent the smoke from any fires we'll start. Hurry! Get the others!

ofthewind · 11-07-2005, 09:03 AM

hmm, this isn't supposed to be part of the story strictly speaking, but i THINK troll's bane is a little scared!!

Acalewia · 11-07-2005, 06:29 PM

*Meanwhile back at the landing site the Hotheaded Young Latin Woman, Carmen, is being hotheaded and rattling in rapid Spanish.*

Carmen:*All in Spanish* They say they come back at sunset. Sun gone. No People. We need shelter. Psychotic Motherly Woman is driving me loca with sun block.

*Rian starts her way with more sun block*

Carmen: Argg!

trolls' bane · 11-08-2005, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acalewia

*Meanwhile back at the landing site the Hotheaded Young Latin Woman, Carmen, is being hotheaded and rattling in rapid Spanish.*

Carmen:*All in Spanish* They say they come back at sunset. Sun gone. No People. We need shelter. Psychotic Motherly Woman is driving me loca with sun block.

*Rian starts her way with more sun block*

Carmen: Argg!

No guarentees, because I used a much-flawed translator, but:
"Ellos dicen que ellos regresan al atardecer. Sol ido. Ningunas Personas. Necesitamos el refugio. El psicópata Mujer Madra me maneja loca con el bloque del sol."

rohirrim TR · 11-10-2005, 04:10 PM

Charlie: *walks down to beach and sees latin woman* helllo! who do we have here? or... shall i say Holaa, ?quien tenemos aqui? *grabs guitar and starts playin some beach*

some beach, somewhere
cold margaritas and hot senoritas
smilin with long dark hair, on some beach
somewhere....

trolls' bane · 11-11-2005, 02:26 AM

TB: *echoing from cave* Yo! *echo* Charlie! *echo* have they returned yet? *echo* (*still deep inside cave and not in view of either Charlie or the Latin woman*) Oh! *echoing* Who's that? You ain't the--*BANG!* *lot's of birds fly up and away from near cave mouth*

ofthewind · 11-11-2005, 02:49 PM

cave girl awakes with a start to the sound of a loud bang coming from the other side of the wall.. deciding to investigate, she picks up her club and follows the source... reaching the fork, she sees a light up ahead.. hmm, looks like some moving thingies are up ahead... YAY!!! grasping her companion more tightly.. she decides to make a run for it AAANNNNNDDDD.... she makes contact!!!!!!!!! goodness gracious.. whatever will happen to our steadfastly staunch heroes??

trolls' bane · 11-11-2005, 03:56 PM

*TB peers over rock*
Whoever had shot him was still out there, but now as blind as he was.
*He crawls toward the top enterance in the cave he had found earlier, hoping to escape before being hit by whovever shot him*

rohirrim TR · 11-12-2005, 01:02 AM

Charlie: *on beach singing to a curious latin woman, hears gunshot* oh man, i'd better go see whats happened to TB, it sounds like the crazy french lady is out there with a hunting rifle, 30-30 if i'm not mistaken *runs up hill with maglight*

10-30-2005, 06:39 PM	#61
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB (while trying to keep a continuous beat): "Ride of the Valkyries? Lovely? Are you out of your mind?" Gregor: "It's lovely, for lack of better words." TB: "You really are out of your frickin' mind!" (OOC: Stolen from XM comedy) __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-31-2005, 01:54 PM	#62
ofthewind Hobbit Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere... Posts: 38	otw quickly running towards the shore, cave girl immerses her head into the water and then stops her rain dance..... whew what a relief... turning her head, she sees a crowd of grinning spectators... including the dude with the sparky thingies in his hand.......... hmmm... it's near to dinnertime... these people have potential........... __________________ Colours of the Wind.........

10-31-2005, 02:18 PM	#63
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Mean while, Todd and his little expedition are about half way to the other side of the island. Crazy French Woman With A Hunting Rifle(CFWWAHR): Gah! Ve've been at zis all day! Not von sing to shoot at, Sacre Bleu! Todd: Well, we havent reached out objective, which is to get to the other side of the island, and we havent explored the intereior. I wonder if its inhabited.... CFWWAHR: Who cares? I sink ve ought to be heading back to the ozzers at ze landing spot. It looks like a storm is comming. Adventurous Young Man (YAM): pulls Todd aside Look, buddy, I think this place IS inhabited! I found signs pointing to people, like some broken crockery down by that little water fall area, near the cave, bout 2 miles back, and it doesnt look like anything that would have washed up from our crash. Todd: Really? Very well, we will start back up tommorow, after we salvage what we can from the wreck. Say, how do you know so much? YAM: Well, I like to go exploring, like this one time I went down to Karachi....is about to launch off on a story CFWWAHR: Come on, ve vill get very wet indeed, I sink, if we do not find some sort off shelter soon. Todd: to rest of group She is right, its two miles to the nearest cave, I say we hole up there for the duration of the storm, then head back once it blows over. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-02-2005, 02:40 PM	#64
ofthewind Hobbit Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere... Posts: 38	otw cave girl likes the looks of one of the female creatures and is about to bean a potential dinner guest when she suddenly hears the distant rumble of thunder.. now, being afraid of thunder for soem very good reasons.. she hurries off to find shelter only to find a loony old man blocking her path... as she gets ready to clout him, he gives a terrific yell and shouts "the sharks are coming, the sharks are coming!!!! run for your sweet life!!!!!!!!!!" and runs off in the direction where the group of survivors are heading........... __________________ Colours of the Wind.........

11-03-2005, 12:13 AM	#65
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB: "I was right! We should be getting in now. I'm going to take everything I can. I think I found another cave...We'll see. We should wait for the others to return first. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-05-2005, 02:04 AM	#68
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB: "I wonder how many people live in caves on this island... Damn! Didn't exactly strike me as a vacation spot." (OOC: See completely irrelevant quote in signature. ) "Well, I'll use one of my homemade bombs if I need to. If they want to eat me, I'll blow up their cave." __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-05-2005, 04:24 PM	#69
ofthewind Hobbit Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere... Posts: 38	otw tired from her expedition cave girl decides that she is tired and begins ferreting around, looking for a place to spend the night.... walking a little distance, she comes across a cave... YAY!!!! shelter for the night... she quickly goes inside and makes herself comfortable in the remotest corner of the cave.... ahh!! a good night's sleep at last!! suddenly CLOMPPITY CLOMP looks like there's somebody heading this way.. AGAIN!! oh man... and she just ate! __________________ Colours of the Wind......... Last edited by ofthewind : 11-05-2005 at 04:25 PM.

11-05-2005, 06:15 PM	#70
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Cave Girl hears voices slowly become distinct. TB: can't be understood...And what about my rafts? Oh! Look at this cave! It's big enough and it appears to have some good shelter. Charlie: Dude, this is perfect. ShouldI have the others bring the essentiel stuff over? TB: Yeah...That would be a great help. Would you? Shiloette appears at the mouth of the cave with a bright light. He walks down a branch parelell to Cave Girl's __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-06-2005, 05:45 PM	#72
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB: Thank you! consumes quickly walks deeper into cave, down separate branch from Cave Girl TB (echoing): Charlie, check this out! This is perfect! above sea level, and another exit onto the top of the island where we couldn't get any other way. We'll just have to roof this, and we'll have plenty of shelter plus a way to vent the smoke from any fires we'll start. Hurry! Get the others! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-07-2005, 09:03 AM	#73
ofthewind Hobbit Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere... Posts: 38	otw hmm, this isn't supposed to be part of the story strictly speaking, but i THINK troll's bane is a little scared!! __________________ Colours of the Wind.........

11-07-2005, 06:29 PM	#74
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Meanwhile back at the landing site the Hotheaded Young Latin Woman, Carmen, is being hotheaded and rattling in rapid Spanish. Carmen:All in Spanish They say they come back at sunset. Sun gone. No People. We need shelter. Psychotic Motherly Woman is driving me loca with sun block. Rian starts her way with more sun block Carmen: Argg! __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-11-2005, 02:26 AM	#77
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB: echoing from cave Yo! echo Charlie! echo have they returned yet? echo (still deep inside cave and not in view of either Charlie or the Latin woman) Oh! echoing Who's that? You ain't the--BANG! lot's of birds fly up and away from near cave mouth __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-11-2005, 02:49 PM	#78
ofthewind Hobbit Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere... Posts: 38	otw cave girl awakes with a start to the sound of a loud bang coming from the other side of the wall.. deciding to investigate, she picks up her club and follows the source... reaching the fork, she sees a light up ahead.. hmm, looks like some moving thingies are up ahead... YAY!!! grasping her companion more tightly.. she decides to make a run for it AAANNNNNDDDD.... she makes contact!!!!!!!!! goodness gracious.. whatever will happen to our steadfastly staunch heroes?? __________________ Colours of the Wind.........

11-11-2005, 03:56 PM	#79
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB peers over rock Whoever had shot him was still out there, but now as blind as he was. He crawls toward the top enterance in the cave he had found earlier, hoping to escape before being hit by whovever shot him __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

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