The Pants Game - Page 4

Dwarven Sen · 03-18-2002, 07:37 AM

yavanna spoke before the valar sayingthe light of the pants has passed away and lives only in the knickers of feanor. forsighted was he....

then hurin spoke to turgonsaying go now lord while time is for in you lives the last hope of the pants and while pants stands morgoth shall still know fear in his heart......

of the pants or power and the third age.....

Now the elves made many pants but secretly sauron made one pant to rule all the others....

eowyn144 · 03-19-2002, 03:26 PM

ok, FUN history lesson.

we were thinking up alternate names for characters:

Legopants
Legolas Greenpants
Meriadoc Brandypants
Barliman Butterpants

Then we started on arwen and as u may be able to tell, we are not her biggest fans:

Arwen Evenpants
Arwen Evilpants
Arwen b**ch-in-pants
it went on but you don't want to hear the rest of it!

rainbow · 03-19-2002, 03:34 PM

eowyn144 u missed out

aragron theresab**chinmypants!!!

Comic Book Guy · 03-19-2002, 03:54 PM

Eowyn144, what did the Fictional character of Arwen do to deserve having 2 surnames with a heinous word with "pants" added on by you and your friends?

Also, whats Historical about the alternate 'names' you invented?

StrawberryIcecream · 03-19-2002, 03:56 PM

Comicdude, they were in a History Lesson. And it wasnt just Arwen they came up with. They did all other characters as well so leave Eowyn144 alone!

StrawberryIcecream · 03-19-2002, 03:57 PM

and may i just say this is the pnts thread! what else do you expect to find?

eowyn144 · 03-19-2002, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Comic Book Guy
Eowyn144, what did the Fictional character of Arwen do to deserve having 2 surnames with a heinous word with "pants" added on by you and your friends?

Also, whats Historical about the alternate 'names' you invented?

firstly-i don't mind arwen in general, just the way she's portrayed in the film. sorry to all of you arwen lovers out there!also its just a game!no need to get so stressed about it!

secondly- as mentioned by strawberry, we were in a history lesson at the time.

Elfmaster XK · 03-19-2002, 04:51 PM

Gollum: ‘Leaves out of elf-country. Gah! They stinks. He climbed in those pants and couldn’t wash the smell off his pants, my nice pants.’
: ‘More pants going to Mordor,’ he said in a low voice. ‘Dark pants. We have not seen pants like these before. No, Sméagol has not. They are fierce.’
: ‘Yes, yes, to help the master. The master of the pants.’

He (Sam) realised now that Gollum was feeling the terrible call of the pants.

Gimli: ‘Forty-two, master Legolas!’ he cried. ‘Alas! My axe is notched. The forty second had and iron bar in his pants. How is it with you?’
: ‘My very pants are chilled!’
Legolas: ‘I should have guessed that they were pants wild with come sudden gladness.’

Learn now the lore of living pants
First name the four, the free pants
Eldest of all the elves pants,
Dwarf the delver, dark are his pants
Ent the earthborn, pants as mountains,
Man the mortal, master of pants.
(Half-grown Hobbits, the pant-dwellers.)

Pippin: But there is a hope that I may have left some of my own pants unspoilt on the wet ground.

Comic Book Guy · 03-19-2002, 06:06 PM

I'm sorry, this is the books forum, I thought you were refering to the Arwen in the actual Tolkien canon, not the recent adaptation by Peter Jackson. It's not my fault if your vision of Tolkien's text is influenced by a interpretation.

Wayfarer · 03-19-2002, 07:51 PM

"An orc pantsed dain from behind a rock..."

afro-elf · 03-20-2002, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Comic Book Guy
I'm sorry, this is the books forum, I thought you were refering to the Arwen in the actual Tolkien canon, not the recent adaptation by Peter Jackson. It's not my fault if your vision of Tolkien's text is influenced by a interpretation.

there are others here that have used the movie and non- LOTR for their pants quotes

why single her out?

do you suggest having multiple threads?

Agburanar · 03-20-2002, 10:58 AM

Dunno if this has been done but "What has it got in it's PANTS?"

"Is that all you know of her ladyship? She doesn't eat dead meat nor suck cold PANTS!"

Durin · 03-20-2002, 05:42 PM

Frodo Friend, your killing me, LOL!

olsonm · 03-20-2002, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Durin
Frodo Friend, your killing me, LOL!

Stop FrodoFriend! Killing is morally wrong!....Or is it?

emplynx · 03-20-2002, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by olsonm

Stop FrodoFriend! Killing is morally wrong!....Or is it?

I don't know. I think as long as FF thinks it is OK it is morally right!

What ever makes her happy is ethical and moral.

olsonm · 03-20-2002, 07:09 PM

Sorry about that FrodoFriend. I didn't mean to start anything. I was just making a joke.

Aragorns Dimple · 03-21-2002, 12:12 AM

Arwen's underpants aren't Historical......they're Hysterical!~

*blames Lucy Lawless for influencing fellow-Kiwi PJ so much*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-21-2002, 12:22 AM

Hardly.

Poor, poor Arwen. I don't think Lucy Lawless had much influence, if you ask me.

afro-elf · 03-21-2002, 02:39 AM

You know not Xenarwen

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-21-2002, 02:52 AM

I know they had Liv in a more "Xena-ish" role in TTT, at Helm's Deep, but they cut it because it didn't work. Good for them.

03-18-2002, 07:37 AM	#61
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	yavanna spoke before the valar sayingthe light of the pants has passed away and lives only in the knickers of feanor. forsighted was he.... then hurin spoke to turgonsaying go now lord while time is for in you lives the last hope of the pants and while pants stands morgoth shall still know fear in his heart...... of the pants or power and the third age..... Now the elves made many pants but secretly sauron made one pant to rule all the others.... __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

03-19-2002, 03:26 PM	#62
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	ok, FUN history lesson. we were thinking up alternate names for characters: Legopants Legolas Greenpants Meriadoc Brandypants Barliman Butterpants Then we started on arwen and as u may be able to tell, we are not her biggest fans: Arwen Evenpants Arwen Evilpants Arwen b**ch-in-pants it went on but you don't want to hear the rest of it! __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

03-19-2002, 03:34 PM	#63
rainbow Enting Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: in my head Posts: 61	eowyn144 u missed out aragron theresab**chinmypants!!! __________________ smile & be happy (frodo lives) BANANERISM RULES!!!!! the spotty dog chases its tail till all its spots fall off!

03-19-2002, 03:56 PM	#65
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	Comicdude, they were in a History Lesson. And it wasnt just Arwen they came up with. They did all other characters as well so leave Eowyn144 alone! __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

03-19-2002, 03:57 PM	#66
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	and may i just say this is the pnts thread! what else do you expect to find? __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

03-19-2002, 03:54 PM	#64
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	Eowyn144, what did the Fictional character of Arwen do to deserve having 2 surnames with a heinous word with "pants" added on by you and your friends? Also, whats Historical about the alternate 'names' you invented?

03-19-2002, 04:51 PM	#68
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Gollum: ‘Leaves out of elf-country. Gah! They stinks. He climbed in those pants and couldn’t wash the smell off his pants, my nice pants.’ : ‘More pants going to Mordor,’ he said in a low voice. ‘Dark pants. We have not seen pants like these before. No, Sméagol has not. They are fierce.’ : ‘Yes, yes, to help the master. The master of the pants.’ He (Sam) realised now that Gollum was feeling the terrible call of the pants. Gimli: ‘Forty-two, master Legolas!’ he cried. ‘Alas! My axe is notched. The forty second had and iron bar in his pants. How is it with you?’ : ‘My very pants are chilled!’ Legolas: ‘I should have guessed that they were pants wild with come sudden gladness.’ Learn now the lore of living pants First name the four, the free pants Eldest of all the elves pants, Dwarf the delver, dark are his pants Ent the earthborn, pants as mountains, Man the mortal, master of pants. (Half-grown Hobbits, the pant-dwellers.) Pippin: But there is a hope that I may have left some of my own pants unspoilt on the wet ground. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

03-19-2002, 06:06 PM	#69
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	I'm sorry, this is the books forum, I thought you were refering to the Arwen in the actual Tolkien canon, not the recent adaptation by Peter Jackson. It's not my fault if your vision of Tolkien's text is influenced by a interpretation.

03-19-2002, 07:51 PM	#70
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	"An orc pantsed dain from behind a rock..." __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

03-20-2002, 10:58 AM	#72
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	Dunno if this has been done but "What has it got in it's PANTS?" "Is that all you know of her ladyship? She doesn't eat dead meat nor suck cold PANTS!" __________________ I would wish, were it to any avail, that the LORD OF THE RINGS FILMS had never been wrought. ROLLING STOCK, WE'RE ROLLING STOCK!!

03-20-2002, 05:42 PM	#73
Durin Sapling Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 14	Frodo Friend, your killing me, LOL!

03-20-2002, 07:09 PM	#76
olsonm Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: minneapolis MN Posts: 920	Sorry about that FrodoFriend. I didn't mean to start anything. I was just making a joke. __________________ Gandalf lives...oh and Frodo too. Haldir Lives!!!

03-21-2002, 12:12 AM	#77
Aragorns Dimple Enting Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: On Viggo's Chin Posts: 77	Arwen's underpants aren't Historical......they're Hysterical!~ blames Lucy Lawless for influencing fellow-Kiwi PJ so much __________________ "Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?" - Gollum

03-21-2002, 12:22 AM	#78
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Hardly. Poor, poor Arwen. I don't think Lucy Lawless had much influence, if you ask me. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-21-2002, 02:39 AM	#79
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	You know not Xenarwen __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

03-21-2002, 02:52 AM	#80
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	I know they had Liv in a more "Xena-ish" role in TTT, at Helm's Deep, but they cut it because it didn't work. Good for them. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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