Quest for wine - Page 4

Garina · 05-27-2002, 03:09 AM

I have an idea! *Goes to another thread*

I just took a load of supplies from the Entmoot party! (Come on, they live near grocery stores!

)

Down with anti-Tolkienintes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***Earniel*** · 05-27-2002, 03:52 AM

*revives by the smell and taste of devine chocolate* Thank you C'ptain, you've saved my life!

*helps Garina stock the new supplies*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-27-2002, 03:55 AM

Anytime, Sea Elf

Ah, good job, Garina! Thank you, for now we have supplies! Ah, chocolate!

Andúril · 05-27-2002, 04:02 AM

According to BoP's link, mine.....

Quote:

...Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Grand Canyon. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

BeardofPants · 05-27-2002, 04:04 AM

We can't both seduce the Pope! Oh hang on... we can.

Andúril · 05-27-2002, 04:12 AM

Well, I guess I could seduce myself, seeing as I am the resident InSaNe Pope.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-27-2002, 04:15 AM

Wrong thread, wierdos

BeardofPants · 05-27-2002, 04:16 AM

Hmmm. It does say seduce a Pope, not the Pope.

I guess you'll suffice in lieu of a crusty old man....

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-27-2002, 05:55 AM

Stop yer evil plans, you two! Anduril, who is in the room (the room is locked) shall now tell us where we ought to go from here, eh? For now is the time to tell! We must know where the wine is! And could you kindly tell us why we are blind to the truth?

Andúril · 05-27-2002, 06:04 AM

Quote:

We must know where the wine is!

You will find what you are looking for in the caves of the Koeknut mountains. Over there. See? Look where I'm pointing dammit! Nooo, over theeeeere. Argh!

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And could you kindly tell us why we are blind to the truth?

Because mommy blindfolded you - how should I know! Wait. Anduril=Oracle Pope. Okaaaaay, so I do know the answer. Hmmmmm.......okay, because I have deceived you all into thinking I am not evil!! Nyahahaaaaaaaaaaa hee hee. On your way.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-27-2002, 06:13 AM

Why thank you. I see them now. Onward, brave...pirates!

Garina · 05-27-2002, 02:33 PM

Koeknut Mountains ahoy!

(are we sailing over land!!!)

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-27-2002, 02:45 PM

Well, um. . .the ship just sprouted wings!

Flying is fun. . .

83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89. . .argh!

Garina · 05-27-2002, 02:49 PM

why oh why do the admins torture us like this

we can fly, we can fly, we can fly
*takes swig of miruvor, then passes bottle round*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-27-2002, 02:51 PM

As we sail over the land, we sit around on deck drinking miruvor and eating chocolate and lembas

Garina · 05-27-2002, 02:53 PM

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts singing Entmoot party*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-27-2002, 02:54 PM

*joins in singing Entmoot Party*

***Earniel*** · 05-27-2002, 04:21 PM

Chocolate!!! *starts reciting chocolate hymn*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-27-2002, 04:30 PM

All hail the chocolate, and the entmooter's party song!

Wulažg · 05-27-2002, 07:42 PM

I just hope nobody falls overboard...

05-27-2002, 03:09 AM	#61
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	I have an idea! Goes to another thread I just took a load of supplies from the Entmoot party! (Come on, they live near grocery stores!) Down with anti-Tolkienintes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-27-2002, 03:52 AM	#62
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	revives by the smell and taste of devine chocolate Thank you C'ptain, you've saved my life! helps Garina stock the new supplies __________________ We are not things.

05-27-2002, 03:55 AM	#63
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Anytime, Sea Elf Ah, good job, Garina! Thank you, for now we have supplies! Ah, chocolate! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-27-2002, 04:04 AM	#65
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	We can't both seduce the Pope! Oh hang on... we can. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-27-2002, 04:15 AM	#67
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Wrong thread, wierdos __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-27-2002, 04:12 AM	#66
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Well, I guess I could seduce myself, seeing as I am the resident InSaNe Pope.

05-27-2002, 04:16 AM	#68
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Hmmm. It does say seduce a Pope, not the Pope. I guess you'll suffice in lieu of a crusty old man.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-27-2002, 05:55 AM	#69
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Stop yer evil plans, you two! Anduril, who is in the room (the room is locked) shall now tell us where we ought to go from here, eh? For now is the time to tell! We must know where the wine is! And could you kindly tell us why we are blind to the truth? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-27-2002, 06:13 AM	#71
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Why thank you. I see them now. Onward, brave...pirates! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-27-2002, 02:33 PM	#72
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Koeknut Mountains ahoy! (are we sailing over land!!!) __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-27-2002, 02:45 PM	#73
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Well, um. . .the ship just sprouted wings! Flying is fun. . . 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89. . .argh! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-27-2002, 02:49 PM	#74
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	why oh why do the admins torture us like this we can fly, we can fly, we can fly takes swig of miruvor, then passes bottle round __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-27-2002, 02:51 PM	#75
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	As we sail over the land, we sit around on deck drinking miruvor and eating chocolate and lembas __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-27-2002, 02:53 PM	#76
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! starts singing Entmoot party __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-27-2002, 02:54 PM	#77
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	joins in singing Entmoot Party __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-27-2002, 04:21 PM	#78
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Chocolate!!! starts reciting chocolate hymn __________________ We are not things.

05-27-2002, 04:30 PM	#79
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	All hail the chocolate, and the entmooter's party song! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-27-2002, 07:42 PM	#80
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	I just hope nobody falls overboard... __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

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