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07-18-2002, 10:08 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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ooc: Thanks, Willow!!!
 As they walk back. .. EG: Now we can break out the miruvor... Garina: And the cheesecake! Earniel: And the chocolate! EG: Excellent. Hey, anyone want to have a drinking contest? Open challenge!
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07-19-2002, 12:13 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
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OOC: Yay! I'm so happy! Thanks willow!
 PS: Is everyone invited?  Brides family on the left, grooms family on the right, and you! You Evil Villians! Yes you Katt's! Sit in the back! And no flash photography during the ceremony Shekatt!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." Last edited by Katt_knome_hobbit : 07-19-2002 at 12:18 AM. |
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07-19-2002, 12:43 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Seattle, WA
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Faramirahzi: Yay! I've re-emerged into existence!
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07-19-2002, 01:19 AM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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Tano: *runs to Aragren* Hey, hey, who are you getting married to?
Aragren: Go away! Willow: That's not nice. *pulls Tano over to Faramirahzi* Hey, who are YOU getting married to? Tano: TCowyn, remember? Willow: Oh yeah. I was just trying to find someone to bother. Tano: Well, we do have all those Katts around... Willow: Yeah! Let's go!
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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07-19-2002, 04:43 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
Posts: 400
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Moraumer: *sees Tano and Willow approaching and attempts to hide behind the nearest pillar... where she is seen by Eruvielas*
Eruvielas: Hey, Tano! Willow! Over here! Tano: What? Eruvielas: Doesn't Moraumer have to get married? Willow: Not neccessarily... but why not? Moraumer: May Eru have mercy on me.
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07-19-2002, 08:55 AM
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Lurker
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lothlórien
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Elf Girl: *drags everyone away from the wedding photos* Look, Glod- I mean Miriam. You probably think this just temporary.
Laurelyn: But there's a little problem. Tano: See, when you destroyed the phone... Nazgul Queen: People who were under the influence of Tolkien obbsessors... Willow: Remained in Middle-Earth. Counselor: *puts two and two together* Oh, dearie me. Why me, why me? *goes into hysterics* Elf Girl: I think she's in shock. Laurelyn: Should we take her to Elrond to be cured? Tano: We'd just end up going on another quest. Counselor: *snaps out of it* Help! I'm going to live on the planet of phsycoes forever more! Elf Girl: You're still under the influence of your brief stay in what was once your world. It will wear off. Counselor: *takes a deep breath* Okay. What next? Laurelyn: *gives Elf Girl a surprised look* She's much calmer than expected. Counselor: Why MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!!!!! Laurelyn: *rolls eyes* or not.
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07-19-2002, 11:44 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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OOC- Willow! YES! We thanksss you, we thanks you forever!
 Renille- "Why ME" are two very big words, Miriam. You've had the power to go back home all along. Elf Girl- Huh? Glodo- OOH...this is the part where I click my heels together three times and chant "there's no place like home," right? Renille- Wrong. This is the part where I tell you that you blew the chance. You're stuck now. Sorry. Glodo-*sob* Renille- But I DO have happy news! Willow and Tano- OOH! Renille- You guys...when I turn 19, I'm gonna marry Arwen! Laurelyn- Wait...what? Earniel- Um...did she get hit on the head or something, because... Renille- Watch this. Arwen! Come here! Arwen-What? Renille- Take it off. Arwen- But...okay. *To the delight and amazement of all the people present, "Armann" takes off a mask to reveal a particularly handsome MALE elf.* Eruviel- Wha...why didn't we KNOW about this? Arman- My dad saw you coming to Rivendell and wanted to hide me from your attentions. Earniel- Well, that just PROVES he doesn't like us. Hmph. OOC- Okay...that little business is over. FINALLY!
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07-20-2002, 12:27 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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Tano: Aw, wicked brilliant! Great! So we just have to wait four more years and plan another wedding, neh?
Willow: I wonder if we can get any of the Katts to get married....
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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07-20-2002, 03:42 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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Willow: On second thought, let's not get the Katts married. I'm not that wedding obsessed.
Earniel: Yeah, hey shouldn't we start the return trip? I mean, we need to get back to the city for the wedding and then we have the sassorted funerals, and then we trek back across Middle Earth by the proper path now that the worlds aren't so mixed up and then we stop off in Rivindell for a visit and ten we finaly get back to the shire and kick grima out. Tano: And then once we've rested up a while we can flashback a few decades and go on Bilbo's adventure. Eruviel: And once we're done with that we can flashback a couple ages and experience the War f the Jewels. Gimrina: That could take a while, we better get started finishing this one up. Aragren: To Minas Tirith we go to celebrate the wedding that will do much to solidify the alliance between Gondor and Rohan. Willow: What are we waiting for then? Let's go!
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07-20-2002, 06:07 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
Posts: 1,486
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MoSK: Professional photos here! Get your professionally took photos right here!
*The body parts of Sauronkatt got hired by Shekatt's new buisness which is professional photos.* *Meanwhile, everyone is heading twards Minas Tirith, the now definite spot for all the weddings. Tano, Willow, Earniel, Eruviel, Gimrina, and Aragren pass a field in which someone very familiar is working.* Tano: Hey you! Do we know you? Aragren: *To Tano* Shh! This is a job for a soon to be queen. *To the person* Ahem, stranger! We find you rather familiar. Could you perhaps tell us your name. *The person looked up and came over to them.* Saurokatt: Well, it's been a time since I saw you last! *To Aragren* I am Saurokatt the Clear, Distributer of Free Harmless Cell Phones In Pretty Purple Plastic Wrap. *Bows* Now may I ask you a question, where are you going? Tano: To weddings at Minas Tirith! Aragren: Shhh! Our path takes us to Minas Tirith where the union of many soles will occure. You may join us. All are welcome. Saurokatt: Oh wonderfull! Let me just talk to my assistances. *Whistles and two Solicitorks come straggling up* All: *Hands drift ominusly to weapons *Saurokatt: *To Aragren* Oh don't worry, these were some of my own personal breed. They were bred to work, not fight. *To Solicitorks* I will be gone at Minas Tirith for two weeks. Tend the gardens. Make sure they get plenty of water. If anything happens, you know my number. *The solicitorks straggle off* Well now, shall we go? *Saurokatt joined the company and had many laughs with them.*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-21-2002, 01:55 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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*Moraumer rides long and hard until she catches up with everyone else... with Glodo behind her, nearly vomiting*
Moraumer: You cant do that!!! You cant just leave us behind!!! Glodo: *Jumps off the horse and kisses the ground* Moraumer: Erm... right... anyway, its my sister getting married, and Glodo's the Heroine... sorta... so we need to come too! Aragren: Sorry about that... you know how it is... Moraumer: I guess, hard to keep track of people. Tano: Will you guys stop chatting! Willow: We have a wedding to organise! Both: GET MOVING!!! Moraumer: Honestly... bloody hobbits... Aragren: i agree... maybe we should help Grima scour the shire? Moraumer: Na... I wanna kill that slimy worm... Aregren: Alright Willow: *coughs* We're WAITING... Moraumer: Alright, alright, we're coming... *mutters*
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07-22-2002, 07:13 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
Posts: 556
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OOC: Well, at least you didn't finish without me...
 I only have the computer for a while so listen up. I DO want to stay Claenoilbo, so please don't start without me. Or else you can start but don't leave me out. Or I don't have to be Clanoilbo and I can be a dwarf. That's all. Kudos!
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! Last edited by Claenoic : 07-22-2002 at 07:15 PM. |
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07-22-2002, 09:43 PM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: A lone hill in the field of Cormallen (ok, ok, Minnesota)
Posts: 21
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Hi names lossei
ps tell me if i could be in this
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I know Claenoic. I have connections! Chip the glasses and crack the plates Blunt the knives and bend the forks That's what Bilbo Baggins hates- Smash the bottles and burn the corks Cut the cloth and trend on the fat Pour the milk on the pantry floor Leave the bones on the bedroom mat Splash the wine on every door Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl Pound them up with a thumping pole and when your finished if any are whole Send them down the hall to roll That's what Bilbo Baggins hates So carefully carefully with the plates Last edited by Lossei : 07-23-2002 at 02:20 PM. |
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07-23-2002, 02:46 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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Hey Lossei, I'm sure none of us have a problem with you joining... you could join now and be a hobbit from the scouring, or maybe you should wait a bit and be one of the dwarves...
Speaking of which... since Moraumer wont be in it can I be a dwarve too? Like Fili or Kili (Hehehe... Mori)
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Morauko Umrien, Queen of the Nazgûl and Lady of Mordor Mistress of the Night The Nazgûl Queen she was, the Ringwraith, the enemy's most terrible servant; darkness went with her and she cried with the voices of death. Can be found loitering at Fantasy Essentials or her livejournal... |
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07-23-2002, 02:23 PM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: A lone hill in the field of Cormallen (ok, ok, Minnesota)
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Dear Nazgul Queen thanks and it's okay I'm one of the Dwarves yah it's okay with me that your one of the dwarves too
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I know Claenoic. I have connections! Chip the glasses and crack the plates Blunt the knives and bend the forks That's what Bilbo Baggins hates- Smash the bottles and burn the corks Cut the cloth and trend on the fat Pour the milk on the pantry floor Leave the bones on the bedroom mat Splash the wine on every door Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl Pound them up with a thumping pole and when your finished if any are whole Send them down the hall to roll That's what Bilbo Baggins hates So carefully carefully with the plates Last edited by Lossei : 07-23-2002 at 03:01 PM. |
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07-23-2002, 08:38 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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Hi, Lossei! Anyway, Aragorn isn't in The Hobbit either. Could I possibly request Thorin? Or Kili or Fili? Thanks.I think I'll add to this plot now.(If I don't get one of those, I won't be crushed, I promise.)
Aragren- We're here...let's get on with the weddings and coronation and stuff. Gandgirl- I'm in charge of crowning you! And marrying the people! Which do we do first? Faramirahzi- Umm... TCowyn- Coronation. Definitely. I want my single life to last as long as possible. Earniel- Heehee...get up here, Aragren...it's time to claim the kingdom. Aragren- But...I don't want to! Eruviel- TOO LATE! Get on up there. Aragren- *sits in the throne...looking scared half to death.* Gandgirl- Does everyone in Gondor agree to have Aragren, daughter of Arathren, heir of Isildren, as new queen of this fair land? Citizens- YEAH! Gandgirl- Then by the powers vested in me by...um...myself, I crown Aragren Elessar as queen! *Does so!* *Citizens cheer* Aragren- Thank you very much...I...I'll try to be a good queen...I have many long years with you guys, and I hope to rule to the best of my ability for all that time. Please, be patient with me as I take on the new role. Thank you all so very much. SSA- *cries* You...really...ARE a queen...do *sniff* you still want a riders' lisence? Aragren- I...Really? Seriously? YES! OF COURSE I do! You guys! I have a rider's liscense! YES! YES YES YES YES! *Commences jumping up and down on the stage.* a senior citizens- It's gonna be another LOONGG 80 years, Erma.
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07-24-2002, 04:08 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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Willow: That's so... so... BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! (Breaks down in happy tears)
Tano: Er.... Willow? It's not that sappy. You don't have to cry. Willow:Oh, right. On with the wedding then. Claenoic: Everything is set up inside, hey you guys? Tano&Willow: Yeah? Claenoic: I tried to get Faramirazhi and TCowyn to go along with the stuff we planned but... well they talked to the warden of the houses of healing and told him that all this planning was bad for my mental health and so I got kept in there an extra few days and by the time I got out they had come up with their own plan and gone through with it. Willow: Oh... well, it's all right. It is their wedding. Tano: They can do what they want with it I guess. They already have, so I guess we'll have a bit of a surprise waiting for us in there. Willow: Fun. OOC:Alright, Faramirazhi, TCowyn, this is your chance to post and do your wedding however you want. But if neither of you does so within the next few days then I will or someone else will. So post!
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07-25-2002, 02:50 PM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: A lone hill in the field of Cormallen (ok, ok, Minnesota)
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Yah I think it should be longer too
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I know Claenoic. I have connections! Chip the glasses and crack the plates Blunt the knives and bend the forks That's what Bilbo Baggins hates- Smash the bottles and burn the corks Cut the cloth and trend on the fat Pour the milk on the pantry floor Leave the bones on the bedroom mat Splash the wine on every door Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl Pound them up with a thumping pole and when your finished if any are whole Send them down the hall to roll That's what Bilbo Baggins hates So carefully carefully with the plates |
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07-28-2002, 03:28 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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OOC:Very well then, I'll do the wedding scene since no body else wants to.
(The wedding company goes into the hall where there are many decorations of an indescribable nature. The bride and groom stand in front of the dais while Gandgirl reads through the ceremony, as is traditional half the audience falls into a stupor until the very end.) Gandgirl:I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss eachother. Faramirazhi: Do we have to? Tcowyn: Yes. (So saying she proceeds to kiss him dipping him over backwards. [Think that really uncomfortable looking dance position]) Earniel: Enough of that, we need to go scour the shire now. Willow:Well, do we? Gandgirl: Of course we do! Willow: It's just, we never actually passed through the shire and sarukatt is here with us. So wouldn't it just be best to go back to Rivendell? I mean, since we're stuck here in Middle Earth. Eruviel: She's got a point, and really, would wormtounge be able to even get past bree? He's not exactly the most persuasive fellow in the world and he doesn't look very trustworthy. (As it so happened they were right, wormtounge had been killed on sight in Bree. The people there are extremely suspicious of strangers after all.) Claenoic: So we're going back to Rivendell? Aragren: It would seem that way. Tano: Do you think you could do that teleportation thingy with all of us? Claenoic: No reason why not. (she does so and the great hall in Minas Tirith fades solidifying a moment later into the Hall of Fire in Rivindell) Garina: Hey guys? Where's Elrond?
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07-28-2002, 11:26 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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Elrond- Right here, and I DON'T much appreciate your dropping into my house like this, uninvited, WITHOUT my son who I most recently gave up for marriage to this little girl...
Earniel- The "little girl" is queen of Gondor to you, mister elf! Aragren- Shut up! He's my future father-in-law, for goodness sake! Elrond- Oh no. I had forgotten about that little responsibility. Why did you stop here now, though, anyway? Eruviel- We wanted to...I dunno...say goodbye? Willow- But we're not...GOING anywhere, are we? Gandgirl- Yes we are! We have to go back to the Shire, scouring or no scouring! Cellowship- HOW? Claenoilbo- Hi, you guys! Want me to transport you again? Gandgirl- Sure! But first, we wanted to say goodbye to you. You have to stay here, remember? Willow- Aww...come on! She can come! We've already changed the book around anyway. What's a little more? Aragren- Well... Gandgirl- I guess... Claenoilbo- Great! Let's go back to the shire! *Vanishes everyone. They re-emerge...I don't know where*
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