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EG: Who cares how insane it is. . .to battle!
Aragren: To battle! Earniel, Garina, Willow, Tano: Aye!
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07-16-2002, 10:03 PM
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MoSK: Stop making fun of my eye!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-17-2002, 12:34 AM
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Deus Ex Machina
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Willow: Ah come on!! Who needs an army? Did not we defeat the orcs in the Battle of What Should Have Been Five Armies But was Reduced By Our Director to The Battle of 13 Good Guys Against Six Goblins a long while ago? We can can certainly pull this one off!
Earniel: Do we want to know what she's talking about? Tano: No. Aragren: Enough talk! Chaaaaaaaaaaarge!!!!!!!!! Everyone Else:CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGE!!!!!!!!!! MoSK: What are they trying to do? Drown me in exclamation marks?
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07-17-2002, 01:18 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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EG has way too much fun shooting and hacking orcs to death.
EG: Aiya Earendil elenion ancalima!!!!!!!!! Earniel: (to MoSK) Good idea. Chaaaaaaarge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07-17-2002, 01:25 AM
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Laurolyn: Well, now we are out of the tower, what's next?
Glodo: If we follow the book, we avoid a band of Orks by jumping into some thorn bushes, get thouroughly scratched, march until we think we are dead, find some really bad water, grin and drink it, march until we wish we were dead, then get to the bottom of Mount Doom. *Gandgirl and Laurolyn grin at each other* Glodo: Or we could do it my way. Leave it by the side of the road, hot tail it home, and hope it works out for the best. *Gandgirl and Laurolyn grone* Gandgirl: Look, I'm not supposed to be here anyway, so, if worst comes to worst, I think you better eat me. Glodo: *Looking scandalized* Are you mad?!? Laurolyn: *Looking even more scandalized* You're GANDALF! Gandgirl: Not anymore! Eärniel has taken over my part, and what would Gandalf be doing way the heck out here? Glodo: Ok. But... Gandgirl: But what? Glodo: It's just that I rather eat Laurolyn. Gandgirl: Come to think of it, so would I. *Laurolyn is even more scandalized than before* Cleonic is filling in for Sam... Laurolyn: *Gasping* Calm down everyone! *Has an idea* I know! Why don't we eat Finrollum? Gandgirl: *Looking confused* Who'd die for us then? *Getting it* Ah, but he would be dying for us! Glodo: *Looking really grossed out* No way in Valinor would I eat that thing! *Gandgirl and Laurolyn grin at each other again* Gandgirl: All right, scratch that plan. How about this. *Snaps Fingers* *Suddenly they are standing at the base of Mount Nokiea.* Laurolyn: How did you do that? Gandgirl: *Obviously* I wouldn't be that good of a wizard if I didn't know how to teleport now would I? *They smiled and started up the mountain* OOC: I'm taking a break. I'll finish it in a minute. OOCPS: I finally did it. I made a post longer than my signature.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." Last edited by Katt_knome_hobbit : 07-17-2002 at 07:42 PM. |
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07-17-2002, 02:16 AM
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This is it! The Climax!
MoSK: I've had enough of this. Orks, Easterlings, go kill them. Oh, Orkies, don't forget the trolls. Thats right. Coax them along. Come along trollies! Be good trollies and go kill them for mumsie!
*Then Saurokatt sat back to watch her victory* ~~~ *Meanwhile, not a sparrows flight away at Mount Nokeia, Finrollum had finally caught up to Gandgirl, Laurolyn, and Glodo, who he found drinking large exoctic drinks at the base of Mount Nokeia.* Gandgirl: Ah, Finrollum. Glad you could join us. Would you like a drink? I just whipped them up.  Come on then.*Finrollum began to drool. All three were tempting him with wonderfully tempting, colored iced bevrages.* Finrollum: *Lunging at the drinks* Gimmy! Gandgirl: *Moves drinks out of the way* Ah ah ah. This one is mine. There are more drinks at the top of the mountain. *All four started cheerfully to climb* *The top of Mount Nokeia was as the top of Mount Doom was, except, out of the depths, they could hear a faint noise. Only Gandgirl recognized the sound. It was someone scroling through their electric rings on their cell phone. Just then Finrollum realized their trick. Glodo started to feel a bit dizzy* Finrollum: Liarssss! We hatessssss you! We hatessss you all! *He lunged at Laurelyn who was closest but Laurelyn was refreshed and Finrollum was tired. She soon had him cowering from the Spinning Thing.* *Glodo thought she would pass out from the heat. Everything was getting blured* Gandgirl: Let him go Laurelyn. You know the story. Laurelyn: Aww, all right. And shouldn't we be watching *Crash* GLODO!!! *Glodo had dropped her glass of exotic drink and was staring at the situation in horror* Glodo: Where am I? Who the hell are you? That's it, I'm calling the police. *Glodo took out the Cell Phone and opened it* Finrollum: Preciousss! *Lunge* Gandgirl and Laurelyn: NO! *Lunge* *Miles away, Saurokatt tracks the phone signal. She sees everything now* MoSK: Phonewraiths! Lunge! Go! NOW! Phonewraiths: *Sniffle* Yes mommie. MoSK: Shut up! *At Mount Nokeia, Finrollum had come out of the struggle with the phone and was dancing up and down* Finrollum: Precious, precious, precious! My Precious! O my Precious! *Then out of the phone came a horible noise. Everyone dropped to their knees and covered their ears* Phone: DEE DEE DEE If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up, and then dial your operator. *Finrollum was so surprized by this that he dropped it down the pit. But the noise didn't die down. Instead it grew louder and louder until it was shaking the whole mountain. The four of them ran down the mountain.* Gandgirl: I am glad we are all here together at the end. Glodo: That's my line! Gandgirl: Oh, Shut up!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-17-2002, 05:37 AM
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Elven Warrior
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*The Queens of the West were still battling the Orcish army...*
Moraumer: *kills countless orcs* Aragren: *kills countless orcs* Samniel: *kills countless orcs* Gimlina: *kills countless...* ALRIGHT!!! WE GET THE PICTURE!!!! Ooops... sorry... Samniel: THE HELLICOPTERS ARE COMING!!!!!!! Moraumer: What? Samniel: The hellicopters are coming! Aragren: Aren't they supposed to be eagles? Samniel: We arent living in the 2nd age anymore, you know. We've been given hellicopters and we should be thankful for that. Aragren: Oh, alright... *Suddenly, the Phonewraiths turn and flee the battle, and the hosts of Saurokatt are full of fear. The Army of the West stands strong and pushes back the orcish shosts, and suddenly the air is fulled with a piercing sound* Tano: MY EARS! MY EARS! *falls underneath a falling troll* Aragren: The realm of SauroKatt is ended! Lets celebrate!! Moraumer: Doesn't someone need to go rescue Glodo and the others??? Samniel: Dont look at me, thats gandalf's job! Moraumer: But Gandgirl is at Mt Nokia! Samniel: *grumbles* if I have to... but save some Miruvor for me! *She goes to the nearest hellicopter and instructs the pilot to fly to Mt Nokia and search for a group of people on the slopes*
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07-17-2002, 01:17 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: *who has passed out from the ringing, now wakes up again* oh, what's that SMELL? Ow...owww, I'm beign crushed...stupid troll! *wriggles her way out from underneath it* Ugh. Troll boogers. *looks around* where IS everyone? Hey! Hey, guys! I'm here! I'm alive! I'm just....kinda squashed...hey...guys?
(yes, "troll boogers" is right out of Harry Potter...*smirk*) -tano p.s. kudos to Elf Girl and Katt for those scenes, hey what? *cheers and throws cell-phone-shaped confetti*
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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07-18-2002, 01:38 AM
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Deus Ex Machina
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(As the Queens of the West and Company celebrate the downfall of the evil cell phone everything goes blurry and starts spinning wildly.
There is a sound like the ruffleing of pages mixed with a high pitched mechanical little tune that was meant to sound jolly. As the spinning gradually slowed to a stop the cellowship finds that they are no longer in front of the black gates and are instead sitting on small hill in the shade of several trees in front a small brick building that is recognizable as the couseling building.) Elf Girl: - and so ended the War of the Ring and the reign of Sauron forever. Miriam(The Counselor): That's it? That's what everyone is so obsessed with? A bunch of people hitting eachother with swords over a piece of jewlery? Willow: So you're opinion of it has not changed at all? Tano: After all that work? Miriam: It's a good story and all but I still don't see why it's something to get excited about. And there's no background to it. How did Frodo get the Ring, and How did they all end up at Rivendell? Eruviel: Actuall that is included in the story, but it's one of the parts we skipped. Garina: Maybe we should tell her about Bilbo and his adventure. Lauralyn: That's a good idea. It might help her to get farther down the road of obsession. Earniel: Hey you guys? Everyone: Yeah? Earniel: Well didn't the story seem sort of warped to you? I mean, I almost positive that the names didn't sound like that and I could've sworn that the Ring looked an awful lot like a cell phone. Renille: How much of that cider did you drink today? Willow: Probably far too much. Claenoic: We all drank far too much. Tano: Hey where did everyone else go? Lauralyn:What do you mean everybody else? Tano: Saurokatt, and Faramirazhi, and Finrollum, and everyone... Renille: I don't think there was anyone at the meeting by those names. Must be the effects of too much sugar. But there were others here, where are they? Elf Girl: They must of left in the middle of the tale, what time is it? Miriam: (checks her watch) OMG! It's 5:00! The session was supposed to end at 2:00! You all better go, I have to leave right now or I'll be late! We have another session of counseling tomorrow. Be here at 10:00. Bye! Everyone Else: Bye! See ya tomorrow! OOC: Hope you like the ending at the next session we can start telling her about The Hobbit. 
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07-18-2002, 03:30 AM
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OOC:WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
You just ended it!!! There was no wrapping up! No Scouring of the Shire! I'm hyperventalating here! *Katt is going to die unless she gets some serious help and an ending that doesn't make her feel like her head was just lopped off with a sword*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-18-2002, 03:32 AM
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So did we (other people) just fade into obscurity..? I feel like a figment of someone's imagination.. which I am.
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07-18-2002, 03:39 AM
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OOC: We didn't meet up with Sauromankatt, we didn't scour the shire for lawers, it just ends. It just drops you on your head. It builds you up like you think there is going to be a wedding and that Miram will be stuck in Middle Earth forever, then, the bubble pops. No, it wasn't real. Go back to your daily lives. It leaves you so down. You feel like you tripped and fell on your face and when you got up, your whole universe was gone.
I feel so depressed. So lied to. 
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-18-2002, 08:21 AM
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Elven Warrior
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OOC: *sniffle* Awwww... what about the weddings? We didn't even get to rescue them from Mt Doom... poor Miriam must be completely confused caus it didn't even end caus we didnt become Queens and the elves didn't leave... *rambles on about all the missing things*
Nevertheless, a great ending, Willow! And now we must tell her about the Hobbit tomorrow at 10, ay?
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07-18-2002, 10:52 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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ooc: *sniff*
scouring? Miriam didn't get to hear about the scouring? Haven't read all of Hobbit. At great disadvantage for retelling. Can I be a drunk elf? 
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07-18-2002, 01:36 PM
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I didn't get to change Arwen into a boy!!! That's what I was going to do to "get married..." Oh well. It worked. So the "Hobbit" is a go, then? Save a part for me! And PLEASE, no marrying involved.
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07-18-2002, 02:21 PM
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So... Should I be Gandalf? Please? I promise not to switch parts!
I take it Claenoic will still be Bilbo? Finrod Gollum?
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07-18-2002, 04:16 PM
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How can you just let it be over? Don't you want weddings? And what ever happened to the "Miram will be stuck in middle earth forever" Phenominum?
Can we start an alternate ending RPG for dissatisfied people?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-18-2002, 09:05 PM
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I say go for alternate ending, y'all!
Willow, that's not to say that I don't like your ending--I do, it's GREAT-- it just came too soon, if you catch my meaning. so whoever wants to do that, please go ahead. I'll help. -tano
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07-18-2002, 09:12 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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I'd agree with Tano...great ending, Willow, but I'd like to try the longer ending, too
Not that I feel like starting it. . .lazzzzzy elf!
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07-18-2002, 10:04 PM
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OOC: Ah!! Alright Alright!!! How about this:
(The next day, back at the counseling office.) Miriam: Alright, yesterday I let you tell me what it was you were obsessed about so today we're going to do some actual counseling. Willow:Well actually, we talked it over after you left and came to rather unanimous decision that we had left a few things that occur in the end out of the story. Eruviel: And because of that we're going to go back and fill those things in, aren't we? Willow: Yes, exactly. So let's see, where did we leave off? Elf Girl: The end of the battle, the Ring was just destroyed. And the Eagles have rescued Frodo and Sam. Miriam: Oh- (Her groan is cut off as the swirling colors and noises they experienced the previous day are reversed and they land blinking, back in Middle Earth) Glodo: -Eru my head hurts, where are we? Eruviel: You're in Ithilien, where the rescue helicopters brought you and the others from Mount Nokia. Tano: You won't believe what you missed while in Mordor! I got to kill a troll and there was a battle and we started planning weddings for Faramirazhi and TCowyn and- Earniel: Hush. You can tell her about everything later. But right now we have to go to a feast thrown by Aragren in celebration of Saurokatt's defeat. Garina: Finally, we can party! And then we're going back to Minas Telephone for the weddings, and then it'll be time to go back West. Willow: Hurry up! Or we'll be late and there won't be any food left! OOC: You wanted alternate ending, you got it. So keep on posting.
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