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Elvellon · 03-12-2002, 11:23 PM

“ What happened?”

“ It seems captain that a collective sub-creative force have deposited the psychic energies of tolkien's world in another dimension via a subtle quantum manifestation of accumulated desires to back it so. So doing, a sub-quantum storm passed through NexusIII at just the same time our ship entered orbit and we are now in ME, late 3rd age.”

“ Say it in English, you cold green blooded lizard.”

“Doctor, it is not logical to call me a lizard, I am a mammal.”

“So Spock, if I got it right we are stranded in a different Universe, in a primitive world.
You say this is Tolkien’s Middle-Earth?”

Spock: “That is my assessment of the situation, captain.”

Kirk: “Interesting.”

Bones:” Well, if this is Middle-Earth, those fellows over there looking at us must be the White Council.”

Spock: “Sir, if I may remind you, we must be cautious, the Prime Directive states we must not interfere with pre-warp cultures.”

Bones: ”There you go again, spoiling the fun, you Greek mythology fugitive.”

Spock: ”Frankly doctor, your insistence in comparing me with the old Greek god Pan is becoming quite obsessive.”

Kirk: ”Never mind that. The fact is we are in a different Universe, with different rules. If I remember it correctly, in the Council there are two Maiar. Now while their technology is entirely different from the Federation, these are creatures that have predated the Big Bang and have a insight of the most deep secrets of the Universe or Universes.”

Spock: ”That is correct captain”

Bones: ”so we won’t break the Prime Directive by aiding them!”

Kirk: ”Have the Enterprise been transported here with us?”

Spock: “Yes captain, it is in orbit as we speak”

Kirk moves away and talks with the Enterprise, then returns.

Kirk: “ Good, gentlemen, let us go talk with them”

Kirk and the others approach the Council.

Kirk: “Gentlemen, you don’t know us but we know you. We are travellers from a far country known as the United Federation of Planets. We know you are debating about the nature of the Necromancer. Well we know his nature, he is Sauron.”

Saruman: “how can you be sure of that, stranger? What proofs have you?”

Just then a bewildered little man in black appears in front of the characters. Kirk fires his phaser and the little man falls, unconscious.

kirk: “You can ask him yourself, as soon as he awakes…. Now that I think of it you might not have time to do so.”

Gandalf: ”Why not?”

Kirk:” as we speak my ship is doing a scan, looking for the One Ring”

Kirk pick up his communicator as it start ringing

Kirk: ”ah! They have found it! They are now beaming it directly into the fires of Mount Doom.”

Suddenly, the little man awakes, gives a great cry and disappears in a dense cloud of black fume. As he does so it can be heard a long Noooooooooo fading in the distance.

Gandalf:”I think I understand. Now I understand that odd note I heard during the Music of the Ainur. I thank you stranger”

Kirk:” No problem , btw my name is Kirk, this is Bones and this is Spock.”

Saruman:” I don’t know why, but I feel like a great weight have been lifted from me, I thank you, Mr Kirk.”

Elrond : “Yes, and welcome!You are all welcome to stay here as long as you want…may I enquire about your race Mr Spock? I have never seen such ears.”

Spock: “I am Vulcan”

Bones:” You know Jim, I had this terrible thought, now we won’t have the Lord of the Rings…

Kirk: ”True, but look at it this way, not all is a loss, I think we might be staying in this world for a very long time.”

As he says this, his eyes cross with those of a beautiful elven maiden, for a moment that lasts an eternity they look into each other souls….

Bones:”Well, now we can forget of that Aragorn-Arwen marriage too”

FrodoFriend · 03-12-2002, 11:28 PM

Ahh! A raging Trekkie! *hides behind force-field*

LOL, that was very funny, especially the end.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-12-2002, 11:34 PM

*runs away from the Trekkie*--no, j/k That was funny.
I agree, especially the end

Arathorn · 03-12-2002, 11:54 PM

That was quite honorably done in a hilarious way. Care for some Gaaachhhh? I assure you they are quite alive.

FrodoFriend · 03-12-2002, 11:58 PM

I feel a sudden urge to watch The Voyage Home. Is there a Star Trek thread somewhere around here?

afro-elf · 03-13-2002, 02:22 AM

You obviously have the heart of a klingon warrior

LOL

Elvellon · 03-13-2002, 08:13 AM

Glad you folks liked it.

Btw, what is Gaaachhhh?

afro-elf · 03-13-2002, 09:22 AM

a klingon delicacy that is best eaten alive

Dwarven Sen · 03-13-2002, 10:11 AM

Can I just say that I think that Klingons came to earth and read about the dwarfs. They like the dwarfs. The Klingons killed their gods because they liked Aule also that my friend has written a fanfic about middle earth and star wars merging to get drunk should i ask her to start merging star trek aswell and what enterprise era

03-12-2002, 11:23 PM	#1
Elvellon Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lindon Posts: 637	“ What happened?” “ It seems captain that a collective sub-creative force have deposited the psychic energies of tolkien's world in another dimension via a subtle quantum manifestation of accumulated desires to back it so. So doing, a sub-quantum storm passed through NexusIII at just the same time our ship entered orbit and we are now in ME, late 3rd age.” “ Say it in English, you cold green blooded lizard.” “Doctor, it is not logical to call me a lizard, I am a mammal.” “So Spock, if I got it right we are stranded in a different Universe, in a primitive world. You say this is Tolkien’s Middle-Earth?” Spock: “That is my assessment of the situation, captain.” Kirk: “Interesting.” Bones:” Well, if this is Middle-Earth, those fellows over there looking at us must be the White Council.” Spock: “Sir, if I may remind you, we must be cautious, the Prime Directive states we must not interfere with pre-warp cultures.” Bones: ”There you go again, spoiling the fun, you Greek mythology fugitive.” Spock: ”Frankly doctor, your insistence in comparing me with the old Greek god Pan is becoming quite obsessive.” Kirk: ”Never mind that. The fact is we are in a different Universe, with different rules. If I remember it correctly, in the Council there are two Maiar. Now while their technology is entirely different from the Federation, these are creatures that have predated the Big Bang and have a insight of the most deep secrets of the Universe or Universes.” Spock: ”That is correct captain” Bones: ”so we won’t break the Prime Directive by aiding them!” Kirk: ”Have the Enterprise been transported here with us?” Spock: “Yes captain, it is in orbit as we speak” Kirk moves away and talks with the Enterprise, then returns. Kirk: “ Good, gentlemen, let us go talk with them” Kirk and the others approach the Council. Kirk: “Gentlemen, you don’t know us but we know you. We are travellers from a far country known as the United Federation of Planets. We know you are debating about the nature of the Necromancer. Well we know his nature, he is Sauron.” Saruman: “how can you be sure of that, stranger? What proofs have you?” Just then a bewildered little man in black appears in front of the characters. Kirk fires his phaser and the little man falls, unconscious. kirk: “You can ask him yourself, as soon as he awakes…. Now that I think of it you might not have time to do so.” Gandalf: ”Why not?” Kirk:” as we speak my ship is doing a scan, looking for the One Ring” Kirk pick up his communicator as it start ringing Kirk: ”ah! They have found it! They are now beaming it directly into the fires of Mount Doom.” Suddenly, the little man awakes, gives a great cry and disappears in a dense cloud of black fume. As he does so it can be heard a long Noooooooooo fading in the distance. Gandalf:”I think I understand. Now I understand that odd note I heard during the Music of the Ainur. I thank you stranger” Kirk:” No problem , btw my name is Kirk, this is Bones and this is Spock.” Saruman:” I don’t know why, but I feel like a great weight have been lifted from me, I thank you, Mr Kirk.” Elrond : “Yes, and welcome!You are all welcome to stay here as long as you want…may I enquire about your race Mr Spock? I have never seen such ears.” Spock: “I am Vulcan” Bones:” You know Jim, I had this terrible thought, now we won’t have the Lord of the Rings… Kirk: ”True, but look at it this way, not all is a loss, I think we might be staying in this world for a very long time.” As he says this, his eyes cross with those of a beautiful elven maiden, for a moment that lasts an eternity they look into each other souls…. Bones:”Well, now we can forget of that Aragorn-Arwen marriage too” __________________ **************************************** "None are more hoplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein The Caffeine Mantra It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Brazil that the thoughts aquire speed, The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion... Elvellon Erelion Last edited by Elvellon : 03-13-2002 at 08:07 AM.

03-12-2002, 11:28 PM	#2
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Ahh! A raging Trekkie! hides behind force-field LOL, that was very funny, especially the end. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-12-2002, 11:34 PM	#3
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	runs away from the Trekkie--no, j/k That was funny. I agree, especially the end __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-12-2002, 11:54 PM	#4
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	That was quite honorably done in a hilarious way. Care for some Gaaachhhh? I assure you they are quite alive. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

03-12-2002, 11:58 PM	#5
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	I feel a sudden urge to watch The Voyage Home. Is there a Star Trek thread somewhere around here? __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-13-2002, 02:22 AM	#6
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	You obviously have the heart of a klingon warrior LOL __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

03-13-2002, 08:13 AM	#7
Elvellon Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lindon Posts: 637	Glad you folks liked it. Btw, what is Gaaachhhh? __________________ **************************************** "None are more hoplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein The Caffeine Mantra It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Brazil that the thoughts aquire speed, The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion... Elvellon Erelion

03-13-2002, 09:22 AM	#8
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	a klingon delicacy that is best eaten alive __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

03-13-2002, 10:11 AM	#9
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	Can I just say that I think that Klingons came to earth and read about the dwarfs. They like the dwarfs. The Klingons killed their gods because they liked Aule also that my friend has written a fanfic about middle earth and star wars merging to get drunk should i ask her to start merging star trek aswell and what enterprise era __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ