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Thanks ferney. It's always good to combine high tech and low tech.
A nazgul running into a patio door he thought was open. Merry and Pippin with cigars Frodo wearing a dress Gollum smashing plates to Greek music Gandalf dancing to Rap music MMM, candy... Did Earenya write a fan fic about brocolli?
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03-12-2002, 08:15 PM
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03-12-2002, 10:44 PM
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~Pippin in this non-Middle-earth world we seem to inhabit, trying to get into a bar. . ."But you see, I just had my 33rd birthday! I AM an adult! And I'm a knight of Gondor! Really!"
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
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03-13-2002, 11:29 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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~the fellowship members lining up for an autograph of the LOTR:FOTR cast members
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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03-13-2002, 02:09 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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The hobbits cursing the amusement park employee who won't let them on a ride because of height restrictions.
Saruman teaching a very sleepy high school physics class. Boromir playing Hamlet at a Shakespearean performance. Two Nazgul in front of a club, hired as bouncers. Gandalf sitting in a rest home, telling the other patrons his tales. Aragorn in the Middle East kicking some terrorist trash for America. Sam interviewing for a job at the outdoor garden section of Wal-Mart. Legolas squealing like a girl after winning free tickets to the Britney Spears concert by being the "fourteenth caller". Gimli limbo-ing at a Hawaiian luau.
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08-18-2002, 08:14 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Gandalf and Saruman going head to head in the dodgem cars, while Merry and Pippin throw popcorn at them...
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08-18-2002, 09:19 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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All 5 Istari in a reunion concert doing the can-can.
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08-18-2002, 10:57 PM
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the Shrike
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Lurtz the gay hairdresser. 
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08-18-2002, 11:34 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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Lurtz is a movie character. (Oops! Didn't mean to say that. I'm sure there was a Lurtz somewhere in the Uruk horde or perhaps Lurtz was Grishnak's on-stage name at the club.  )
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08-19-2002, 12:05 AM
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the Shrike
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Yes, I know that Arathorn.
 So why'd ya let the other two ignorant fools get away with it, eh? Fine, I'll let go of my Gay Lurtz Hairdresser dream....  
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08-19-2002, 01:37 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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Um, BoP, the rules may not have been that specific when they posted? <unsure smart aleck answer>
 But your's was funny, though..
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08-19-2002, 01:53 AM
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the Shrike
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Well, I'll amend, and change it to a figure skating Shagrat then.
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08-20-2002, 12:11 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: La La Land
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Glorfindel and his buddy walking past Arwen and quietly humming "EEevil Woman..."
Faramir standing outside Eowyn's window singing "Amor, Si me llamas Amor..." Legolas playing darts with Aragorn Earendil singing "A sailor went to sea, sea, sea" or "And I never ever ever did a thing about the weather cuz the weather never ever does a thing for me..." Galadriel singing "I am woman, hear me roar" (or Eowyn) Legolas wearing headphones and mixing at a club. Rather then what Gandalf would so on the rides, I'd like to see what he does TO the rides Elrond saying "You're not leaving my house looking like that, young lady." Elrohir and Eladdan doing the Robot
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08-20-2002, 01:43 PM
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08-20-2002, 01:52 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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Shelob auditioning for the movie "Eight-Legged Freaks" as a stunt double.
Tom guesting as comedian with Jay Leno
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08-20-2002, 02:34 PM
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(i'm useless at making up my own ones of these so i'm just gonna laugh real hard at all the funny ones!) teeheeteehee
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08-20-2002, 08:26 PM
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HI
SAUROMAN AND GANDALF PLAYING WRESTAL MANIA INSTEAD OF DUELING.
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08-20-2002, 08:27 PM
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lord of the ents
Join Date: Aug 2002
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HI
HI how are you doing on jokes?
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08-20-2002, 09:00 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill
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Little elflings packing up scrolls and inkwells and nancing off to the first day of school...
Gandalf holding up a razor as if he's going to shave, then putting it down and shaking his head.
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