Teacup Café XXI - Page 3

hectorberlioz · 12-28-2007, 02:59 PM

I'm sure they do; biting people

. Or at least, Bunicula does.

EDIT: 7007! my post count it climbing muahahahaha!!!!

**Mari** · 12-28-2007, 03:02 PM

Bunicula doesn't bite people!!!

Besides, they are in disguise there. I couldn't let a huge sabertooth and a rabbit with large fangs run around amidst cute little cows and not so cute dragons and tofu, now can I?

**Mari** · 12-28-2007, 03:04 PM

Oh and you just past the 7000 posts! Congratulations!!!

Hector, BANZAI! BANZAI!!!

hectorberlioz · 12-28-2007, 03:04 PM

Cute little cows? There are many cute things in this world. Cows are WAY down on the list!

EDIT: Thank you

. And Mari, you just passed up the legendary Hanza in post count.

MORE EDIT: Hey TB, Heeeeyy!!! New Teacup! Over heeerrreee!

EVEN MORE EDIT: Mari wins the prize for most posts in Teacup XX. 244 posts! compared to my mere 90. Nautipus 2nd place with 154.

**Mari** · 12-28-2007, 03:11 PM

You've got a problem with cows!??! They are very gentle and nice animals. A bit smelly, true, but cute nonetheless.

But they have many different animals. No Dottie though. Perhaps you could disguise her as a monkey or a radish. (Before you ask, no I don't know why you can get a radish as a pet, or a tofu for that matter...)

trolls' bane · 12-28-2007, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Cute little cows? There are many cute things in this world. Cows are WAY down on the list!

EDIT: Thank you

. And Mari, you just passed up the legendary Hanza in post count.

MORE EDIT: Hey TB, Heeeeyy!!! New Teacup! Over heeerrreee!

EVEN MORE EDIT: Mari wins the prize for most posts in Teacup XX. 244 posts! compared to my mere 90. Nautipus 2nd place with 154.

Yeah, thanks, you're a great help.

So how'd all this dancing start?

Would anyone like to join me in the Masochism Tango?

Lady Ravyn · 12-28-2007, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

They have "make kids" applications on Facebook? I've never seen anything that bizzare on there...

lots of bizarre apps there: i'm a zombie, a pirate, AND i rank as a trivia adict on the "addicted to lotr" app

hectorberlioz · 12-28-2007, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Yeah, thanks, you're a great help.

So how'd all this dancing start?

Would anyone like to join me in the Masochism Tango?

erm, no thanks

. I'll just take a breath of fresh air and recover from the dizziness...

**Mari** · 12-28-2007, 03:16 PM

1) Who or what is/was Hanza?
2) Hey TB, you found it!

3) I didn't know there was a prize to be won for talking too much!?

Well, Hector didn't want to sing and I like to dance a walz from time to time (the only dancing I can more or less do without looking like a complete idiot) so I dragged Hector along, kind off. Sis didn't feel up to it, otherwise I'd have dragged her into a dance as well

And I would dance with you, but a Masochism Tango...?

trolls' bane · 12-28-2007, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

erm, no thanks

. I'll just take a breath of fresh air and recover from the dizziness...

Haha....

hectorberlioz · 12-28-2007, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Ravyn

lots of bizarre apps there: i'm a zombie, a pirate, AND i rank as a trivia adict on the "addicted to lotr" app

You'll have to send me some of those. I'm a zombie? Hey, I like the sound of that.

**Mari** · 12-28-2007, 03:18 PM

You haven't been invited for that!?

I get a zombie or ninja or vampire-app invite practically every day!

hectorberlioz · 12-28-2007, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

?
2) Hey TB, you found it!

Yeah, congratulations

. Need any help finding your way around the Teacup?

trolls' bane · 12-28-2007, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

1) Who or what is/was Hanza?
2) Hey TB, you found it!

3) I didn't know there was a prize to be won for talking too much!?

Well, Hector didn't want to sing and I like to dance a walz from time to time (the only dancing I can more or less do without looking like a complete idiot) so I dragged Hector along, kind off. Sis didn't feel up to it, otherwise I'd have dragged her into a dance as well

And I would dance with you, but a Masochism Tango...?

Well, I said it based on a song, by Tom Lehrer. I'll try to find the YouTube video of the actual show, but here are the lyrics.

I ache for the touch of your lips, Dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, Dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand. Ecch!
It's here that I must be.
My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.

My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire
When we tango.

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, Love,
I can feel the pain yet, Love,
Ev'ry time I hear drums.
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, Love,
With the thorns underneath, Love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Masochism Tango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say we'll never part.
I know too well
I'm underneath your spell,
So, Darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart.
Excuse me!

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you're mine,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

**Mari** · 12-28-2007, 03:21 PM

Hector, you're evil! Stop bullying people for being blind!

trolls' bane · 12-28-2007, 03:22 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGO...eature=related

**Mari** · 12-28-2007, 03:25 PM

TB, that's a seriously weird song...

trolls' bane · 12-28-2007, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

TB, that's a seriously weird song...

What do you expect? Tom Lehrer wrote it.

In fact, at the risk of causing a riot, I'm going to go look for "We Will All Go Together When We Go..."

sisterandcousinandaunt · 12-28-2007, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

1) Who or what is/was Hanza?
2) Hey TB, you found it!

3) I didn't know there was a prize to be won for talking too much!?

Well, Hector didn't want to sing and I like to dance a walz from time to time (the only dancing I can more or less do without looking like a complete idiot) so I dragged Hector along, kind off. Sis didn't feel up to it, otherwise I'd have dragged her into a dance as well

And I would dance with you, but a Masochism Tango...?

You didn't ask me, you asked hector. check.

I was just a wallflower. *melodramatic sigh, with batted lashes*

sisterandcousinandaunt · 12-28-2007, 03:39 PM

I can sing ALL of Tom Lehrer.

And I've read all Dr. Fineman's popular books, too.

GEEKS RULE!!!!!!

12-28-2007, 02:59 PM	#41
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	I'm sure they do; biting people. Or at least, Bunicula does. EDIT: 7007! my post count it climbing muahahahaha!!!! __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 12-28-2007 at 03:01 PM.

12-28-2007, 03:02 PM	#42
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Bunicula doesn't bite *people*!!! Besides, they are in disguise there. I couldn't let a huge sabertooth and a rabbit with large fangs run around amidst cute little cows and not so cute dragons and tofu, now can I? __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

12-28-2007, 03:04 PM	#43
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Oh and you just past the 7000 posts! Congratulations!!! Hector, BANZAI! BANZAI!!! __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

12-28-2007, 03:04 PM	#44
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Cute little cows? There are many cute things in this world. Cows are WAY down on the list! EDIT: Thank you. And Mari, you just passed up the legendary Hanza in post count. MORE EDIT: Hey TB, Heeeeyy!!! New Teacup! Over heeerrreee! EVEN MORE EDIT: Mari wins the prize for most posts in Teacup XX. 244 posts! compared to my mere 90. Nautipus 2nd place with 154. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 12-28-2007 at 03:10 PM.

12-28-2007, 03:11 PM	#45
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	You've got a problem with cows!??! They are very gentle and nice animals. A bit smelly, true, but cute nonetheless. But they have many different animals. No Dottie though. Perhaps you could disguise her as a monkey or a radish. (Before you ask, no I don't know why you can get a radish as a pet, or a tofu for that matter...) __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

12-28-2007, 03:16 PM	#49
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	1) Who or what is/was Hanza? 2) Hey TB, you found it! 3) I didn't know there was a prize to be won for talking too much!? Well, Hector didn't want to sing and I like to dance a walz from time to time (the only dancing I can more or less do without looking like a complete idiot) so I dragged Hector along, kind off. Sis didn't feel up to it, otherwise I'd have dragged her into a dance as well And I would dance with you, but a Masochism Tango...? __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

12-28-2007, 03:18 PM	#52
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	You haven't been invited for that!? I get a zombie or ninja or vampire-app invite practically every day! __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

12-28-2007, 03:21 PM	#55
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Hector, you're evil! Stop bullying people for being blind! __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

12-28-2007, 03:22 PM	#56
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGO...eature=related __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

12-28-2007, 03:25 PM	#57
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	TB, that's a seriously weird song... __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

12-28-2007, 03:39 PM	#60
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	I can sing ALL of Tom Lehrer. And I've read all Dr. Fineman's popular books, too. GEEKS RULE!!!!!! __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

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