House of Hilarity: It's Part Time - Page 3

Acalewia · 10-31-2005, 03:14 PM

*Acalewia walks in with several large pizzas*
Did I hear somebody say Jack Daniels?

The last sane person · 10-31-2005, 03:27 PM

Lady M: you ost certain did! *hiccup*

Sane: Pile them pizzas over here and pour yourself a shot!

rohirrim TR · 10-31-2005, 03:41 PM

mmm pizza
*cranks up some switchfoot for atmosphere*

Lady Marion Magdalena · 10-31-2005, 03:57 PM

Lady M: How d'you know I can't handle more'n whiskey? I've never hand- had a chance to try. Stupid illogical drinking age laws...

Sane: Exactly. See, you're drunk already.

Lady M: Am not!

*grabs bottle and drains it.*

Lady M: Now I'm drunk!

Sane: Drunker. You should be falling down about now.

*They wait. Lady M sways, but stays on her feet.*

Sane: Huh?

Lady M: *grins* It's a role play, normal laws of inebriation ran away a long time ago.

Sane: Oh yeah...

The last sane person · 10-31-2005, 03:59 PM

Sane: you've had chances, but you've always beena prude!

Lady M: Like when?

Sane: Like when at my house, at Mango's house or at Klatukatt's house....Only because this is an rpg that you arent falling down, and even then....*eyes gleam*

Lady M: meeps!

Sane: I AM NINJA! *POUNCE*

rohirrim TR · 10-31-2005, 04:01 PM

*rummages through cabinent*
hey! why is the rum gone? *a la jack sparrow*

Lady Marion Magdalena · 10-31-2005, 04:07 PM

*Lady M retaliates with a Third degree Cuddle*

Sane: No... don't try that. Cuteness shall not save thee!

Lady M: *purrs*

Sane: Oh, fine then.

The last sane person · 10-31-2005, 04:12 PM

Sane: Must...Resist...the...CUTENESS! Nggh!

Lady M: *cuddles* hehe, you shall fall! It works like a charm every time!

Sane:....nyarg! *collapses and gives in, turns into a big ole cat and flops in Lady M's lap, purring for cuddles*

Sane: Ah...Human women.... Nothing more infuriating or gratfying. *is tamed by the hand of maggie*

rohirrim TR · 10-31-2005, 06:00 PM

ok then, but why is the rum gone!??

klatukatt · 10-31-2005, 07:17 PM

Katt: Look, the rum isn't gone, I just put it where you can't find it. Garçon?

*There came waddling out of the kitchen a large penguin with a yellow bowtie.*

Finrod: Gah! It's an explodie! Duck!

Katt: Relax. Garçon, holen Sie das spezielle Getränk, vom Spatzen.

Sane: Hey, where did you learn German?

Katt: As they say, this is a role play. Ich bin vom Wunder voll.

*The penguin came back and gave Katt a half-full unmarked bottle. She tossed it to rohirrim TR*

Katt: I think you'll find that satisfactory.

rohirrim TR: But, its... its... green.

Katt: And well it fits.

The last sane person · 10-31-2005, 10:14 PM

Sane: snerk...Hey, Katt, is that a quote in your sig, from the other day with me, Ian and you in the car?

Acalewia · 11-02-2005, 02:30 PM

*grabs a bottle of JD*
Acalewia: This should seperate the Women from the Girls
*Starts dancing around singing Whiskey Girl*

The last sane person · 11-02-2005, 04:21 PM

Sane: technically speaking here, I can vouch for Rian, Katt, myself and Lady M, that we are indeed all women, no girls. Only person we dont know that about is you! *Grins and downs vodka*

rohirrim TR · 11-03-2005, 10:40 PM

* uncomfortable silence*
rTR: that killed conversation,hmm lets see, *cranks up Pillar HYPNOTIZE*

where do we go from here?
how did it dissapear?
its hard to see with our own eyes, these lies
we've been hypnotized....

Acalewia · 11-04-2005, 02:13 PM

*Acalewia downs the whole bottle*
Vodka is not my style, Sane.
*Grabs another bottle*

Acalewia · 11-06-2005, 09:49 PM

Acalewia: Hey Kat! Got any Carribean Rum?

klatukatt · 11-10-2005, 06:25 PM

Katt: Yes, Sane, that is your quote. I love it.

*Katt pulls out two more bottles of rum and a bottle of gin. These get passed around rather quickly.*

Katt: You guys are going to drink me out.

Sane: Ah, shut your face. We know you just installed a bottomless liquor cabinet.

Katt: *sighs* All right. *throws the key into the lock* There you go. Have at it.

*While many MANY bottles get pulled out of the cabnet, Katt gets out a martini shaker and makes a sour apple martini.*

Katt: You guys just want to get drunk. You have no respect for the finer tastes.

Lady M: *kindly* Katt, you're drinking Pucker.

Katt: Well, at least it's mixed with gin.

*A couple hundred drinks later (about 20 minutes) most of the guests were... "relaxed" on the floor.*

Katt: I wanna play Risk. Does anyone want to play Risk with me?

Everyone else: NO! *throws pillows at Katt*

rohirrim TR · 11-11-2005, 11:03 PM

Risk *ears perk up* why such a hostile reaction to such a great game?
I'd love to play risk, all we need is 4 people, *even more pillows start flyin in my direction*

Curubethion · 11-12-2005, 02:02 PM

I'm in for RISK! I will conquer the world!!! Muahahaha!!
*Pillows continue to fly*

rohirrim TR · 11-12-2005, 05:06 PM

YES! all we need is one more person and-*coughs on a feather that gets stuck in throat* acch! too many feathers here for RISK lets go to the back room.
Katt: umm, well there are uhh..penguins housed in the backroom
LSP:NOOO! RUN FOR THE HILLS
Me: oh, well what about the front room?

10-31-2005, 03:14 PM	#41
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Acalewia walks in with several large pizzas Did I hear somebody say Jack Daniels? __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

10-31-2005, 03:27 PM	#42
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Lady M: you ost certain did! hiccup Sane: Pile them pizzas over here and pour yourself a shot! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-31-2005, 03:57 PM	#44
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Lady M: How d'you know I can't handle more'n whiskey? I've never hand- had a chance to try. Stupid illogical drinking age laws... Sane: Exactly. See, you're drunk already. Lady M: Am not! grabs bottle and drains it. Lady M: Now I'm drunk! Sane: Drunker. You should be falling down about now. They wait. Lady M sways, but stays on her feet. Sane: Huh? Lady M: grins It's a role play, normal laws of inebriation ran away a long time ago. Sane: Oh yeah... __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

10-31-2005, 03:59 PM	#45
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Sane: you've had chances, but you've always beena prude! Lady M: Like when? Sane: Like when at my house, at Mango's house or at Klatukatt's house....Only because this is an rpg that you arent falling down, and even then....eyes gleam Lady M: meeps! Sane: I AM NINJA! POUNCE __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-31-2005, 04:07 PM	#47
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Lady M retaliates with a Third degree Cuddle Sane: No... don't try that. Cuteness shall not save thee! Lady M: purrs Sane: Oh, fine then. __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

10-31-2005, 04:12 PM	#48
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Sane: Must...Resist...the...CUTENESS! Nggh! Lady M: cuddles hehe, you shall fall! It works like a charm every time! Sane:....nyarg! collapses and gives in, turns into a big ole cat and flops in Lady M's lap, purring for cuddles Sane: Ah...Human women.... Nothing more infuriating or gratfying. is tamed by the hand of maggie __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-31-2005, 07:17 PM	#50
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt: Look, the rum isn't gone, I just put it where you can't find it. Garçon? There came waddling out of the kitchen a large penguin with a yellow bowtie. Finrod: Gah! It's an explodie! Duck! Katt: Relax. Garçon, holen Sie das spezielle Getränk, vom Spatzen. Sane: Hey, where did you learn German? Katt: As they say, this is a role play. Ich bin vom Wunder voll. The penguin came back and gave Katt a half-full unmarked bottle. She tossed it to rohirrim TR Katt: I think you'll find that satisfactory. rohirrim TR: But, its... its... green. Katt: And well it fits.

10-31-2005, 10:14 PM	#51
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Sane: snerk...Hey, Katt, is that a quote in your sig, from the other day with me, Ian and you in the car? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-02-2005, 02:30 PM	#52
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	grabs a bottle of JD Acalewia: This should seperate the Women from the Girls Starts dancing around singing Whiskey Girl** __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-02-2005, 04:21 PM	#53
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Sane: technically speaking here, I can vouch for Rian, Katt, myself and Lady M, that we are indeed all women, no girls. Only person we dont know that about is you! Grins and downs vodka __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-04-2005, 02:13 PM	#55
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Acalewia downs the whole bottle Vodka is not my style, Sane. Grabs another bottle __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-06-2005, 09:49 PM	#56
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Acalewia: Hey Kat! Got any Carribean Rum? __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-10-2005, 06:25 PM	#57
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt: Yes, Sane, that is your quote. I love it. Katt pulls out two more bottles of rum and a bottle of gin. These get passed around rather quickly. Katt: You guys are going to drink me out. Sane: Ah, shut your face. We know you just installed a bottomless liquor cabinet. Katt: sighs All right. throws the key into the lock There you go. Have at it. While many MANY bottles get pulled out of the cabnet, Katt gets out a martini shaker and makes a sour apple martini. Katt: You guys just want to get drunk. You have no respect for the finer tastes. Lady M: kindly Katt, you're drinking Pucker. Katt: Well, at least it's mixed with gin. A couple hundred drinks later (about 20 minutes) most of the guests were... "relaxed" on the floor. Katt: I wanna play Risk. Does anyone want to play Risk with me? Everyone else: NO! throws pillows at Katt

11-12-2005, 02:02 PM	#59
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	I'm in for RISK! I will conquer the world!!! Muahahaha!! Pillows continue to fly __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

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