Strawberries and Valentines - Page 3

Kellquenti · 01-25-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Embladyne

Oh my!!

Someone was suffering a huge freudian slip.... or just mistyped it. Still, the thought of it makes me laugh so much, I can't get up off the floor.
I was thinking, what kind of valentine would you send to Smaug? Would there be anyone to send him a valentine? I don't ever remember reading about any female dragons...so I guess there were no baby dragons.

Of course there were, otherwise where have the ones on my shelves come from? Perhaps a fell beast sent a valentine to smaug , hence the many flying steeds of the Ring wraiths!

Embladyne · 01-25-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kellquenti

Of course there were, otherwise where have the ones on my shelves come from? Perhaps a fell beast sent a valentine to smaug , hence the many flying steeds of the Ring wraiths!

Don't remind me...the horror!!

Though, I still wonder...

ItalianLegolas · 01-25-2005, 04:06 PM

well, you could send something like this
Dear Smaug,
I haven't seen you in such a long while, does it ever get Lonely in the Mountain? HAHAHAHAH!! GET IT? LONELY IN THE MOUNTAIN?? YOUR IN THE LONELY MOUNTAIN??? Nevermind, oh by the way, remeber to make sure your under-belly is completely covered in jewels and shiny-things before you go out and fight all the little people okay?
Love,
Thefemaledragonnoonehaseverheardofbefore,butIexist becauseI'mwritingyouthisletter

Kellquenti · 01-25-2005, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

well, you could send something like this
Dear Smaug,
I haven't seen you in such a long while, does it ever get Lonely in the Mountain? HAHAHAHAH!! GET IT? LONELY IN THE MOUNTAIN?? YOUR IN THE LONELY MOUNTAIN??? Nevermind, oh by the way, remeber to make sure your under-belly is completely covered in jewels and shiny-things before you go out and fight all the little people okay?
Love,
Thefemaledragonnoonehaseverheardofbefore,butIexist becauseI'mwritingyouthisletter

Er no, A bit personal don't you think? Lady dragons are VERY sensitive!!!

Elemmírë · 01-25-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

feanor, with the following message

roses are red
violets aren't black
you'd look great
with a knife in your back

Bloody brilliant, Spidey. Brilliant.

I'd send a letter to Finrod. But he's married/betrothed himself (twice, if you ask SGH

), so what I'd write on it doesn't really matter. One or the other would surely intercept and destroy it.

Then I'd send one to Maedhros... and I'm sure you'd steal that one yourself, Kellquenti.

So I'd be left sending one to Thingol with a message similar to Spidey's... and I'd make sure that no one came between that and it's destination...

ItalianLegolas · 01-25-2005, 04:53 PM

hmmm... interesting, you seem to harbor hostile feelings towards high-ranking elves. Why is this?

just kidding

Embladyne · 01-25-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

well, you could send something like this
Dear Smaug,
I haven't seen you in such a long while, does it ever get Lonely in the Mountain? HAHAHAHAH!! GET IT? LONELY IN THE MOUNTAIN?? YOUR IN THE LONELY MOUNTAIN??? Nevermind, oh by the way, remeber to make sure your under-belly is completely covered in jewels and shiny-things before you go out and fight all the little people okay?
Love,
Thefemaledragonnoonehaseverheardofbefore,butIexist becauseI'mwritingyouthisletter

Or, perhaps, Smaug might send some rich guy a secret admirer letter....and then pay him a visit

Elemmírë · 01-25-2005, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

hmmm... interesting, you seem to harbor hostile feelings towards high-ranking elves. Why is this?

just kidding

I'm all or nothing. Love 'em or hate 'em.

No, that's not true exactly, I suppose. I'm kind of ambivalent towards the Fingolfinian crowd...

Alright, House of Feanor, Finarfin, and Elwe: love 'em or hate 'em.

ItalianLegolas · 01-25-2005, 05:00 PM

yes, something like Little Red Riding Hood

"What a big belly you have Grandma!"
"All the better to take all your shiny stuff m'dear"

Kellquenti · 01-25-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Elemmire

Bloody brilliant, Spidey. Brilliant.

I'd send a letter to Finrod. But he's married/betrothed himself (twice, if you ask SGH

), so what I'd write on it doesn't really matter. One or the other would surely intercept and destroy it.

Then I'd send one to Maedhros... and I'm sure you'd steal that one yourself, Kellquenti.

So I'd be left sending one to Thingol with a message similar to Spidey's... and I'd make sure that no one came between that and it's destination...

Too right Elemmire!!

Hands off Maedhros!!

Still don't like Ms Spidey's verse to Feanor Grrr!!!

ItalianLegolas · 01-25-2005, 05:36 PM

I think it was awesome, go to War on Gondor so we can defeat the evil emperor!!

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-25-2005, 05:37 PM

Ms.?

not quite a female person

Elemmírë · 01-25-2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Kellquenti

Too right Elemmire!!

Hands off Maedhros!!

Still don't like Ms Spidey's verse to Feanor Grrr!!!

Hands off Maedhros... I almost choked when I read that...

Poor Spidey. You know... Last Child of Ungoliant kind of reminds one of Shelob, who is most certainly female. Hey, don't feel bad. Lief thought I was a 40 year old man, despite my constant Finrod-obsessive posting...

Kellquenti · 01-25-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

Ms.?

not quite a female person

Sorry bad day at recognition classes, Praps that's where i'm going wrong!!!

Kellquenti · 01-25-2005, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

I think it was awesome, go to War on Gondor so we can defeat the evil emperor!!

Well you'd better get to the Inn soon, or i'm going to find better things to do Mr Hobbit1

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-25-2005, 05:51 PM

tis ok, nurv thought i was lady too!
my user name was only thing i could think of that werent taken!

i bet maeglin would send idril a box of chocs sayin
"hey, come on, we're only cousins!"

Embladyne · 01-25-2005, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

i bet maeglin would send idril a box of chocs sayin
"hey, come on, we're only cousins!"

Ah, yes....cause chocolate solves everything.

Thank Eru it never happened.

Elemmírë · 01-25-2005, 06:02 PM

Might have saved Gondolin if it had... Theoretically, at least.

Embladyne · 01-25-2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Elemmire

Might have saved Gondolin if it had... Theoretically, at least.

I don't think so. Maeglin was a bad nut to begin with.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-25-2005, 06:07 PM

it's all that eol's fault, they say psychotic tendencies are inherited, and he weren't right, in the head i mean

01-25-2005, 04:06 PM	#43
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	well, you could send something like this Dear Smaug, I haven't seen you in such a long while, does it ever get Lonely in the Mountain? HAHAHAHAH!! GET IT? LONELY IN THE MOUNTAIN?? YOUR IN THE LONELY MOUNTAIN??? Nevermind, oh by the way, remeber to make sure your under-belly is completely covered in jewels and shiny-things before you go out and fight all the little people okay? Love, Thefemaledragonnoonehaseverheardofbefore,butIexist becauseI'mwritingyouthisletter __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-25-2005, 04:53 PM	#46
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	hmmm... interesting, you seem to harbor hostile feelings towards high-ranking elves. Why is this? just kidding __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-25-2005, 05:00 PM	#49
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	yes, something like Little Red Riding Hood "What a big belly you have Grandma!" "All the better to take all your shiny stuff m'dear" __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-25-2005, 05:36 PM	#51
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	I think it was awesome, go to War on Gondor so we can defeat the evil emperor!! __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-25-2005, 06:02 PM	#58
Elemmírë avocatus diaboli Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Himring Posts: 1,582	Might have saved Gondolin if it had... Theoretically, at least. __________________ ~ I have heard the languages of apocalypse and now I shall embrace the silence ~ Neil Gaiman

01-25-2005, 05:37 PM	#52
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Ms.? not quite a female person

01-25-2005, 05:51 PM	#56
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	tis ok, nurv thought i was lady too! my user name was only thing i could think of that werent taken! i bet maeglin would send idril a box of chocs sayin "hey, come on, we're only cousins!"

01-25-2005, 06:07 PM	#60
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	it's all that eol's fault, they say psychotic tendencies are inherited, and he weren't right, in the head i mean