The Sil77 in 1000 words or less. - Page 3

Lenya · 03-31-2005, 04:05 PM

My favourite part:

Quote:

ILUVATAR: *blows pitch pipe* LA!
AINUR: LA LA LA!
ILUVATAR: LA LA!
AINUR: LA LA!
MELKOR: This sucks. BUM BUM BA DUM!
AINUR: Um. . . la?
ILUVATAR: Ahem. LA!
MELKOR: Boop bop-a-doo-bop!
ILUVATAR: LA, dammit.
MELKOR: Bwam bardle ningle boom.
AINUR: . . .
ILUVATAR: Right, you're out of the band.
MELKOR: Fine, I was leaving anyway.

and ofcourse the whole shiny thing

Telcontar_Dunedain · 04-01-2005, 04:24 AM

Chrys perhaps you could have something for Gollum and Bilbo like:

Bilbo: Ring
Gollum: Riddles?
Bilbo: Sure
Gollum: *Loses*
Bilbo: Way out
Gollum: No
Bilbo: *Jumps*
Goblins: *Run around*
Buttons: Bye bye.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 04-01-2005, 08:03 AM

bilbo: caves!
dwarves: caves? cold
gandalf: fire!
dwarves: cool
everyone: zzzzz
bilbo: crack!
goblins: hahahaha
gandalf: bang
goblins: dead
dwarves/bilbo: *captured*
gandalf: *sneak*
goblin-king: prisoners!
gandalf: darkness, bang
goblin-king: *dead*

***Rían*** · 11-06-2005, 12:38 AM

Just thought I'd bump this fun "condensation" of the Sil

trolls' bane · 11-06-2005, 02:30 AM

I love it! *Useless bump because it's already been done*
Sooo funny! I just love it! It even vaguely gets the story across, vaguely.

The last sane person · 11-06-2005, 03:06 AM

*falls over laughing, clutching sides* I will never ever be able to look at Tolkien again, jeez! Thanks guys!!!

trolls' bane · 11-06-2005, 03:22 AM

TB: *uses confusion to take shiny*

The last sane person · 11-07-2005, 05:39 PM

Gotta love the whole Ainur, Iluvatar and Melkor band, thats my favorite!

Quote:

MELKOR: This sucks. BUM BUM BA DUM!
AINUR: Um. . . la?
ILUVATAR: Ahem. LA!
MELKOR: Boop bop-a-doo-bop!
ILUVATAR: LA, dammit.

***Rían*** · 11-08-2005, 12:25 AM

Isn't that just great?!?! I love it!!

trolls' bane · 11-08-2005, 12:33 AM

Everything is over a shiny something!
*Sees shiny around Earendil's neck and slowly sneaks up wearing a spacesuit and wondering how he creates artificial gravity*
Yoink!
*takes off with shiny using jetpack*

littleadanel · 11-08-2005, 02:19 AM

Oh MY! *falls out of chair laughing*

Quote:

FEANOR'S SONS: WANT SHINY!

Now THIS covers the basis of the story

Quote:

NUMENOREANS: Neat! Ooo, Middle-Earth!
GIL-GALAD: Dudes. Good to see you.
NUMENOREANS: Yeah, same here. What's going on?
GIL-GALAD: War with Sauron mostly.

And that is just -hilarious-

*moderates herself not to quote more "favourite parts"*

That's what I needed to cheer up in the morning

***Rían*** · 11-08-2005, 03:55 PM

I love that gil-galad response, too!

The whole thing is just hysterical!

And Wayfarer's version of Turin is excellent, too!

***Rían*** · 11-08-2005, 05:14 PM

I like this part:

ANNATAR: Hi, elves! Wanna learn some cool stuff?
ELVES: Okay!
SAURON: They fell for it.

The last sane person · 11-08-2005, 05:54 PM

Oh man, into my sig that goes! Melkor, the inventor of progressive jazz?

EEK!

***Rían*** · 11-08-2005, 06:44 PM

Of course, THIS should go in our rpg:

Nine Men: Neat rings . . . Hey, didn't Mom die like six hundred years ago?

Faerdhinen · 11-23-2005, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Attalus

Look here

LoL, I know that one. Too hilarious to be described by my poor self.

trolls' bane · 11-23-2005, 12:14 PM

You know, in retrospect, people around find the craziest stuff. I found Entmoot.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 02-18-2006, 10:27 AM

Bump

jus thinkin, the whole thing (my condensation of lotr included) males most of the characters seem like stoners, especially that gil-galad response to the numenoreans

04-01-2005, 04:24 AM	#42
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	Chrys perhaps you could have something for Gollum and Bilbo like: Bilbo: Ring Gollum: Riddles? Bilbo: Sure Gollum: Loses Bilbo: Way out Gollum: No Bilbo: Jumps Goblins: Run around Buttons: Bye bye. __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

11-06-2005, 12:38 AM	#44
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Just thought I'd bump this fun "condensation" of the Sil __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

11-06-2005, 02:30 AM	#45
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	I love it! Useless bump because it's already been done Sooo funny! I just love it! It even vaguely gets the story across, vaguely. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-06-2005, 03:06 AM	#46
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	falls over laughing, clutching sides I will never ever be able to look at Tolkien again, jeez! Thanks guys!!! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-06-2005, 03:22 AM	#47
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB: uses confusion to take shiny __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

04-01-2005, 08:03 AM	#43
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	bilbo: caves! dwarves: caves? cold gandalf: fire! dwarves: cool everyone: zzzzz bilbo: crack! goblins: hahahaha gandalf: bang goblins: dead dwarves/bilbo: captured gandalf: sneak goblin-king: prisoners! gandalf: darkness, bang goblin-king: dead

11-08-2005, 12:25 AM	#49
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Isn't that just great?!?! I love it!! __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

11-08-2005, 12:33 AM	#50
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Everything is over a shiny something! Sees shiny around Earendil's neck and slowly sneaks up wearing a spacesuit and wondering how he creates artificial gravity Yoink! takes off with shiny using jetpack __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-08-2005, 03:55 PM	#52
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	I love that gil-galad response, too! The whole thing is just hysterical! And Wayfarer's version of Turin is excellent, too! __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

11-08-2005, 05:14 PM	#53
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	I like this part: ANNATAR: Hi, elves! Wanna learn some cool stuff? ELVES: Okay! SAURON: They fell for it. __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

11-08-2005, 05:54 PM	#54
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Oh man, into my sig that goes! Melkor, the inventor of progressive jazz? EEK! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-08-2005, 06:44 PM	#55
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Of course, THIS should go in our rpg: Nine Men: Neat rings . . . Hey, didn't Mom die like six hundred years ago? __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

11-23-2005, 12:14 PM	#57
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	You know, in retrospect, people around find the craziest stuff. I found Entmoot. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

02-18-2006, 10:27 AM	#58
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Bump jus thinkin, the whole thing (my condensation of lotr included) males most of the characters seem like stoners, especially that gil-galad response to the numenoreans

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