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*Insane awoke in the middle of the night only to find Katt sitting across from her in a chair.*
Insane: *muffeled yell* Katt: *whispering* I put duct tape on your face so you wouldn't wake anyone up. Please, I came here to apoligize. *Insane ripped the duct tape off and glared at Katt, but remained silent.* Katt: Look, I care about you. I don't want to see you get hurt. This goes far beyond our little war. Insane: And the whole, um, sex thing? Katt: I can't help it! I'm sorry. Insane: And if this wasn't war? Katt: It would be a lot harder to tell you. Insane: Well-- Just-- I can't deal with this right now. *Insane rolled over to go back to sleep, but remained tense until Katt left the tent.* Katt: *Out of earshot* I really am sorry. But it's just shock right now. She'll understand and settle into the idea. She might even warm up to it. And then I can come back and, seize the day? *Katt laughed an evil and slightly erotic laugh and sped of to her Mistresses side.*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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11-05-2003, 09:20 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances.
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OOC:I've decided I don't want t obe terin I want to be Fim...so creative. And I've also decided I'll make another side. A good side against the good side...maybe I can clear that up in a post.
IC: Stupid Sloth:HaHa! I have the car now. Fim:Idiot it's a hat. Now then listen everyone *stupid begins to sniff her feet* Stop that! *he stops* I've decided we bulid a castle...er, what I mean is you will bulid the castle while I look for minions that will be of some use to me. Now start buliding! *Fim leaves and heads toward the nearest town passing a pay phone is ringing* Fim: *picking up phone* Hello? Human: Hi. How are you? Would you like to join to my army? I've never worked with...sloths before. Fim:No! I am against you! Human:Oh, you're evil. Well that's to bad. Fim:I never said I was evil. Human: You might as well have. Fim:No! I am against them and you! *evil/good laugh* *click* Human: D*** Fim: And now for some advertisment. *her sings thus read...looking for a new exciting job? Want to meet different people? You must have a sexy voice and body and be between the ages of 25 and....oops wrong sign. Her sign thusly read...Want to take over the world? Wish to conqeur the prats that made your life a living hell? Come to Tree Villa where you will meet fasinating new creatures. Must not have a problem with killing things.* *bakc at the castle and eagrly awaiting some new and better minions Fim's annoying parrot was flying around the room until she got tired of it and shot him down...there was a knock on the door.* Fim: Enter! Lewis: *speaking with a bad sothern accent* I'm here fer that thar job. Marie: *in a meek voice* I am too. Fim: Are squemish? Lewis:Naw! Marie: Well... Fim: What didn't you read the sign?! Well I suppose we'll have to make do.
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11-05-2003, 10:21 PM
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Insane:*thinking to herself* Oh god. Two are after me. Ahhh! This was not a good day! BLAST IT ALL TO HELL!
*a few minutes later* Insane: *snore*
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11-06-2003, 03:57 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: in a treee, by the seeee, he he heee!
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GG: Erm.... penguins!?
*Penguins all trun to stare at her with big eyes, blinking ocasionally* GG: OK! one leigon of you have to follow my oredrs now! *pause* GG: ...could someone tell me what one squadron is? I mean, i know it's two troops, which is five squadrons... or was it three troops.. and six squadrons... anyhow i don't even know what a squadron is so *asks nearest penguin* How much is a squadron? Penguin: *stares blankly* Mier? GG: OK, let's do this the easy way! *she runs through the army of penguins, randomly shoving some over to one side.* GG: THat looks about like a legion... i think. Does it feel like a legion to you *penguins stare at her unhelpfully* GG: OK then. Now... what side am i on. *contemplates* i'm too innoscent to be evil, adn blindingly good really is evil so i don't think i can be that...oh, i'll just.... be....It's lunchtime anyways i'll figure it out later *proceeds to go find lunch*
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11-07-2003, 12:28 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sleep
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*Insane woke up with the sun. She cleaned up and left Laylah in bed as she went out to inspect the troops*
Insane: Morning damage report! Head Ninja Bob! Step forward! Bob: South Shore encampments of our troops are still in place! And we are steadily advancing forward to meet with Humans penguin army! insane: I see... And the casualty report? Bob: Ninja troops are pretty much unharmed. The only troop that suffered heavy casualties was the 62nd Screaming Ninnies. Insane: The Screaming Ninnies?! I dont remember naming them that! Bob: Um...yes...Well the only reason for heavy losses on their part is because they serve as escort to the penguin shock troops within 20 paces of them. Insane: Fine. I'll talk to general Human about that. *By that time Laylah had woken up and came out. She walked up behind Insane and put her arms around Insane's neck* Laylah: And what was all that about? Insane:*squeaking* Nothing that you need to concern yourself with! *dashes off to join the troops*
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11-07-2003, 04:16 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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*Meanwhile...*
Maggie: KATT! Katt: What? Maggie: I'm going to need you to use your minions. Katt: You mean...? The sub-minions. Maggie: Yes, the sub-minions. I've just had word from my spies that Human is about to put a dastardly plot in motion. Katt: What sort of dastardly plot? Maggie: *through clenched teeth* She's... she... she is going to steal MY elves!
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11-07-2003, 06:11 PM
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*Yes! Human had an absolutly DASTARDLY plan in store! And it had already started.*
Human: All right you elves, lets MOVE OUT! *So the elves Human had captured were driven north. Human soon put her plan into motion. When they went the farest north they could, she set up a base.* Human: Oh yes, they all think elves make toys. But instead, I shall use them to make WEAPONS! *The elves were forced to work hard while the snow fell outside. Not only that, but they were forced to sing happy little songs! However, the project wasn't in operation two hours, when there was a knock at Human's door...* Human: *In front of a fire drinking cocoa* Come in. *In came shuffling a group of about fifteen kids, the oldest looked about twelve, and the youngest was only two. The twelve year old boy stepped forward.* Boy: Please miss, may we have jobs? We can be very helpfull in the administrative fields. Human: Thats a mighty big word for a little guy like you. You all are human? Boy: Yes miss. Human: Well, I could use some overseers. Here. *Hands a few clipboards to the boy* Do these things. You can stay in building six. Boy: Thank you miss! Human: You're welcome. We could use some kids laughter around here. *As soon as the kids checked into building six, the two year old girl spoke up.* Girl: Well, aren't you a bunch a cuties? Could you act more pathetic? Ok, let's get busy. We got jobs to do.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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11-08-2003, 04:12 PM
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*Insane was marching off to confront Human, whom she was confused about, for now that Human was good and she was still evil and allied with Maggie, they still seemed to be friendly to each other.*
Insane: *spies the kids* Aha! Maggie's subminions! How dastardly! *She decides against going in there lest she blows the cover of the sub minions. Instead she went about at her leisure with her army and destroyed pointless things aimlessly. Then went back to camp to pplot some more. And drink. And play with her sharp pointies (Not those kind of Pointies you sick bastards!).*
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"She's like a terrorist in a cool jacket." -hanna when seeing me kick an annoying freshy in the rear (in my new jacket) "Think of Zombies. They're like Energizer Bunnies from hell! They don’t give up, they just keep going!" -Casey on one of his favorite topics. Last edited by Sanity's Demise : 11-10-2003 at 04:52 PM. |
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11-10-2003, 04:58 PM
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OOC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I have 911 posts! MUST POST ONE MORE!
*Back in Maggie's fortress, Katt was healing from her wounds. Plural. Many. Numerous. Bloody. Pus. Yuck. Lets just say it hurt. A lot. Mucho. El mando de hurto. Yowie!* Katt: God ****ing damnit! Insane: *from afar* HA HA HA! *Stops and thinks* *At the north pole: Elves are dissapearing.* Human: AAA! Maggie: *from afar* HA HA HA! *Stops and thinks* *In conclusion, much plotting was going on.*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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11-10-2003, 04:59 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
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OC: I was about to say...! We are all sick bastards and need to all have personal editors at all points in time
IC: Human: Heeeeee. Hee. I've got all the elves. But the children...what about the children?! Child services could come in at any moment and put my happy little toy shop-I mean, weapons center! *Thinks* I shall religate them to building five! Where there are lots of toys and coco, and they shall not work, for fear of my being sued. HEEEEEE. *Falls over.* *And the children were religated to building five. And all was good. And the traps lay in wait for Maggie to discover when she came to "rescue" her elves; three riddles of confunding confusingness. And it was good.*
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11-10-2003, 05:06 PM
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*And STILL the elves were dissapearing from under Human's very nose!*
*Back at Maggie's Fortress, Maggie got an express package...* *Soon there was an entire village of elves in Maggie's backyard.* *HOW DID THEY GET THERE? WILL HUMAN GET SUED? WILL SHE EVEN FIND OUT ABOUT THE EMBEZZLEMENT GOING ON UNDER HER VERY NOSE? WILL THE CLICHES GET ANY MORE TACKY?* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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11-10-2003, 09:44 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Fim: Lewis, how''s the training coming?
Lewis: Well...at least they're motivated. Fim: Remember I'm leaving Marie in charge. Marie: And where are you going? Fim:I'm going to get better minions. GG is without a leader I hear. So I'm off to see if she will join me. Maybe I'll try to get an elf or 2. That's what I'll do...I'm leaving now and I'm taking two legions with me. *later that day* Fim:*standing in front of GG* Will you join me and bring the exploding penguins? to be continued....
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11-10-2003, 10:15 PM
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Maggie: *sigh...* What I have before me is a DILEMMA i could simply go through with MY dastardly plan and rescue my elves without bothering with Eliza's riddles... or I could make things interesting and wade right into those riddles and wreak havoc... hmm... *a lightbulb goes on in her brain* I've got it! KATT!
Katt: WHAT? Maggie: Forget the previous dastardly plan. I have a new dastardly plan. Go to Eliza, tell her that I accept her challenge of the riddles, not for the freedom of the elves but for a forfiet of sorts. If I solve all her riddles then she agrees to do away with one of the rules that I shall choose. If she stumps me with her riddles then I will stop using her misspelled words to create loopholes. Tell her this. Katt: Okay.
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11-11-2003, 03:43 AM
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Insane: NO! Human! Dont go to the light! Dont except the challenge! ahhh!
Maggie: whose side are you on anyway? Insane: I am all for evil! which is why i want the elves to stay in those evil concentration camps under the demented Santa-Human. Maggie: Oh. Human: Uh.....? Thanks....?!
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11-11-2003, 03:54 AM
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*Human is sitting in her Jolly little work shop, while the elves sweat and groan over their labors, drinking hot Coco and singing carols.*
*Just then Katt comes bursting in with an urgent message from Maggie* Katt: Human! Human: Katt! Katt: *Points to piece of paper* Maggie! Human: Maggie? *And so after much explaining and the waving of hands all around, Human sat thinking on the problem. Finally, she stood* Human: Please inform Maggie that the terms of her arrangemnt are far to dear. She asks for one of the rules, and we all know which rule she will nulify. I cannot accept. Katt: Erm. Okay.
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11-12-2003, 12:40 AM
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Maggie: What!?! How can she possibly know what rule I'll nullify? She doesn't know how my twisted brain works she can't possibly know. Even I won't know until the last moment! KATT!
Katt: What? Maggie: Go back and tell her to reconsider, and add the control of Mandos (the place not the vala) to my end of the forfeit. She must accept this challenge.
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11-12-2003, 02:21 AM
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Elven Warrior
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Insane: Oh boy. This will be fun to watch.
*She and her ninjas pull up chairs and watch the whole 1-2 affair.* Head Ninja Bob: Why must she accept? Insane: Dunno. *Laylah comes and sits in her lap. Insane sighs and give in and wraps her arms around Laylah's waist, which gained her a hurt and jealous look from Katt* This is most certianly going to get interesting.
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11-12-2003, 12:13 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Nov 2002
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GG:*flattered beyond belief* Of Course I'll join you! wow! Now i don't have to make a decision! (dratted decisions...always getting between me and my simple enjoyment of a good dinner and tree climb..). And i will bring the exploding penguins. So... who are you and what side are you on?
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11-13-2003, 03:43 PM
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Katt: *On the road to Human's house* Dang blamin evil overlords! They have phones! Why don't they call each other? Oh well. Phtt. Duty. Mine is not to question why, mine is just to clean up others messes, as well as a few of mine own.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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11-13-2003, 04:39 PM
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Human: So, Mandos has been added to the forfeit? And still I say no. One of the rules? C'm on! once one rule is gone, they all will go eventually and then what will we have?
Katt: *happily* Chaos? Human: *Distraught* Yes! Don't want that now do we?? Katt: *Dispondent* No... Human: tell her I cannot except.
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