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Elven Warrior
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To a dwarf: TREEHUGGER!
To and Elf: CAVEDWELLER! TO Sauron: Vader was a better bad guy! To Boromir: Yo daddy ain't even king! To Glorfindel: Arwen! TO Aragorn: All the King's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Aragorn's sword Together again Elrond:You are a Virus! To Gandalf: You couldn't start a fire if a balrog was on your side!
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It is the failed skydiver who leaves an impression upon the earth. "But what about the R.O.U.Ses?" Yours Truly, The Tisroc -You forgot to say "May he live forever" -That's because I don't want him to live forever! - The Horse and his Boy--C.S. Lewis Last edited by Nariel Starfire : 03-18-2002 at 03:21 PM. |
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03-18-2002, 03:55 PM
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Hoplite Nomad
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To Glorfindel: Arwen!
OUCH!!
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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03-19-2002, 02:33 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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To Feanor: "Glass blower"
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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03-19-2002, 02:43 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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To Aragorn: Well, what are you going to do about it? You aren't King yet!
okay, that was kinda bad. . .oh well.  To an orc: You have a lovely singing voice (or something like this) *thud!* the orc proceeds to pound the insulter into the ground. To a hobbit: You like adventures! I was thinking hobbits might have "Yo mamma so thin!" jokes. . . 
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
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03-20-2002, 01:32 AM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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to an elf: you need glasses!
okay...okay, that was bad. sorry. -tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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03-20-2002, 01:37 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Not that bad, Tano.
Wait, I'm an elf that needs glasses. . .
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
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03-20-2002, 01:58 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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To a dwarf: Wanna go for a swim?
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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03-20-2002, 02:03 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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03-20-2002, 02:58 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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Another yo momma insult...
To Gollum: "You look like yo momma."
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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03-22-2002, 07:49 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: La La Land
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To Barliman: Butterball!
okay, so that was bad.
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It is the failed skydiver who leaves an impression upon the earth. "But what about the R.O.U.Ses?" Yours Truly, The Tisroc -You forgot to say "May he live forever" -That's because I don't want him to live forever! - The Horse and his Boy--C.S. Lewis |
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03-23-2002, 11:34 AM
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I'm an Elf that needs glasses too.
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There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium... |
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03-25-2002, 04:32 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Hooray, Elf Girl! I'm not the only one!
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03-25-2002, 09:36 AM
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Lurker
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All glasses-wearing Elves unite!
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There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium... |
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03-26-2002, 03:47 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Aye! We shall unite and conquer-wait, what are we trying to conquer? Let's just stick with uniting. . .Any other glasses-wearing elves out there?
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03-26-2002, 04:18 AM
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?To Elrond: If you can't take the heat, stay out of Orodruin, dude. To Gimli: Dwarves are scared of the de-ad, Dwarves are scared of the de-ad... To Legolas: Featherweight. To Frodo: Cover your shoulder, Halfling, cover your shoulder!! To Gandalf: You know, you'd be perfect for a Gilette commercial. To Boromir: You know, you'd be perfect for a Gilette commercial. To Gimli: You know, you'd be perfect for a Gilette commercial. To Aragorn: You know, you'd be perfect for a Gilette commercial.
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"People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us. |
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03-26-2002, 05:49 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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ROFLMAO Nibs
To Galadriel: And I thought the hobbits had a leaf problem...make love not war, flower girl. To hobbits: You need to stop wearing undies on your feet when you sleep. To Gimli: Hi, Dimli son of Dopey.
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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03-26-2002, 10:04 PM
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The Insufferable
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heheh:
Hey, Azog! Nice stick!
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Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned |
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03-26-2002, 11:34 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Middle Earth (I wish)
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You're no Baggins, you're a Brandybuck. (Not very creative, but who cares?)
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Few know whither their road will take them till they come to its end. -Legolas FRODO LIVES! ABORTION IS HOMICIDE |
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03-27-2002, 07:41 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
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You Tookish Hobbit! (to the hobbits of hobbiton, who seem to decry anything similar to an adventure)
-tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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